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Chapter Four: Warnings

"What was that?" asked Sirius bewildered

"I think I know who, its Marge's dog" said Harry sharply

"Marge," said Lily thoughtfully "Isn't she Vernon's…"

BAM! The door of Harry's room was being pounced by something. Harry took his wand out and headed towards the door despite his parents and Sirius's warnings to stay away from it, BAM! There it was again, slightly louder this time. By the time Harry had reached the door Harry was sure he could hear Aunt Petunia's shrieking and Uncle Vernon's raging voice

"Marge, stop the dog it's wrecking my house,"

"I'm trying to stop him but he isn't listening to me," said Marge. The door burst open and in came a very angry ripper followed by Marge, Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia whom were all looking terrified except Marge who was looking at Harry menacingly. Harry quickly put the mirror at his back pocket.

"So boy, your still here then," said Marge

"Is that your punch line every time you come into this house?" asked Harry retreating back

It happened in about a second, Ripper who was watching this drama unfold leapt at Harry. Harry who was expecting this kind of attack simply sidestepped his attack. Ripper literally flied through his open window. Harry sniggered while Marge screamed and Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia looked horrified.

 "Y-you, I'll r-report you…" spluttered Marge madly

Harry smiled; this was payback for all the years Aunt Marge had helped his relatives to make his life a misery. He could care less if the stupid dog died.

"Report me to whom?" Harry asked smugly "The animal abuse authorities?" "I bet they have loads of cases which had the dog trying to attack the boy who merely escaped with his life," he ended dramatically

Marge was speechless; this boy whom had never talked back to her in his entire life was mocking her.

You'd better get down and get him back up here before the dog catcher gets him first and if they do catch him…" he ran his finger across his throat.

Marge, Vernon and Petunia ran for Ripper. Harry laughed as he watched Uncle Vernon push Dudley out of the way to get to the front door.

"Well Harry, I can't say I'm proud of you," said Lily sadly after Harry took the mirror out of his pocket

"But I sure can," said James happily

Lily sighed "Well I didn't expect you to not be proud of him,"

"I'm going to bed," he said yawning. It was still noon but he didn't get much sleep

"How do I make you guys go away?"

"Ha-Ha-Ha, very funny" said Lily

"You say "Snape is a slime ball," said James humorlessly

Harry laughed "Typical" he muttered to himself as the mirror went blank

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"My lord, we are ready, your army is ready to strike at the village at your command,"

"Excellent" came Harry's high cold voice. "Issue the attack immediately; show no mercy, kill them all,"   

"My lord might I ask why we are attacking Hogsmeade?" said the Death Eater

"Avada Kedavra" whispered Harry

"That was for questioning my orders" said Harry in a menacing tone

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Harry jolted awake and struggled to find his glasses. When he finally found them he ran to the door when his mother's scream came from his bedside table.

"Harry wait, where are you going," she demanded

"Mum I haven't got time to explain," he said quickly

"Oh yes, you do tell me what's going on?"

Harry not wanting to waste any more time immediately plunged the story of his dream and by the time he was finished his mother asked,

"And where do you think you're going?"

"To warn the order of course" he said hurriedly

Lily sighed "Harry, that dream was a fake,"

Harry was completely taken back by surprise "What do you mean it was a fake,"

"She means Voldemort showed you that dream on purpose so that you could go and warn Dumbledore and the others and they would strengthen the village's defenses and he would attack at a different location," said James breathlessly appearing in the mirror.

Harry froze, then reality hit him hard, Voldemort had already used him to try and get the prophecy and now he was trying to use him again for attacks. Harry slapped himself hard on the head "How could I be so stupid, he used me before and he tried to use me again,"

"Listen Ha…" began Lily

"If it wasn't for me, Sirius would still be alive,"

"Harry, Dumble…"

"How many people could have died tonight if it weren't for you guys," said Harry miserably

"Listen Harry," said Lily firmly "Dumbledore wouldn't have believed you anyway because he knew Voldemort would try something like this and he told you this,"

Harry was shocked even more. Why did he believe this dream was real even after Dumbledore had told him?

"There is no point in blaming yourself, you still have to tell Dumbledore the real target," said James importantly

"How do you guys know anyway?"

"A Death Eater killed by Voldemort just before your dream came here and told us what was happening," said James impatiently " Now go down and tell any Order member to tell Dumbledore that Voldemort is planning to attack the Ministry and don't tell them about the mirror,"

"What do I tell them then?" said Harry "They won't believe me if I say I had a dream,"

"I don't have time to think of one, Harry just hurry," said James

Harry ran down the stairs, the Dursleys had still not come from the veterinarian clinic. Dudley, who had been watching TV, quickly retreated into the kitchen. Harry wrenched the front door open and ran out for any signs for an Order member but alas the street was empty except for some cats chasing rats. Harry looked around madly but saw no one. "Hello, anyone from the Order here?" he shouted loudly.

He realized immediately that this was a big mistake. Several neighbors appeared in their windows but Harry was quickly pushed down by someone into the flowerbed.

"Harry what the ruddy hell do you think you're doing," came a familiar voice

"Professor Lupin, thank god I've found you, Voldemort is planning to attack the Ministry…" he said in an urgent voice

"How do you know?" he asked quickly

"I can't tell you but it wasn't a dream, you have to believe me,"

"But how…" Lupin began

"Professor, you have to hurry Voldemort is on the move, he'll nearly be there by now,"

"Ok Harry, I believe you but how do we alert Dumbledore,"

"You apparate there,"

"Afraid I can't Harry, I can't leave you without a guard,"

Harry looked at him incredulously

"Are you mad, there are lives at stake here, nothing will happen to me for one bloody hour or so, now go,"

"Ok Harry, I'm going, I'm going," and with a crack he dissaparated

Harry breathed a sigh of relief; at least now the Ministry would be alert of Voldemort's attack

He went back up to his room to tell his parents and Sirius the good news

They were all thankful that Harry had alerted Dumbledore and the Order

"Well Harry, I'm glad you were able to alert them but you should work on Occlumency," 

"It's not my fault Snape was a horrible teacher," he groaned "why did Voldemort try to manipulate me though, didn't he know that Dumbledore told me.

"No Harry he didn't," said James "he still thinks Dumbledore is being soft on you and isn't telling you anything,"

"Now Harry, about your Occlumency," said James "you say that Snape was a horrible teacher,"

"So let's let your teacher be the most accomplished person in Occlumency and Legilimency to date," said Sirius proudly

"What are you guys talk…"

"As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted," said Sirius "we told ourselves that we wanted your teacher to be the greatest and the best,"

"So we decided that the best person to teach you should be…"

James nodded to Sirius and they said in unison "Salazar Slytherin"

(AN: This would have really been a good place to end the chapter but I've got ideas in my head so I'll keep going)

"Very funny," said Harry

"We're not joking," said Lily

"But If I'm not face to face with him how will I…."

"We thought about that too and we thought, why not give you an inside tour of this place and we think we have the perfect solution," said Sirius grinning

"What are you going to do, kill me," he said in a tragic voice

"Nah, that wouldn't be our style, we're going to suck you in," said Sirius in a menacing voice

"Excuse me," said Harry "You're going to suck me in, what's that supposed to mean?"

"You'll find out soon enough, say these words," he held up a piece of parchment and it read

"Snivellius is a moron," read Harry

There was a brilliant flash of light and he was gone.

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