The first thing Izzy did when they got back to camp was go to Zale, the
supplies Sargent.
'I'd like to requisition a new uniform, please,' Izzy said pleasantly.
'Fill out this form,' Zale replied, putting a ragged piece of paper in front of the girl, and eyeing the rip on the back of her jacket and shirt. Izzy moved a little uneasily, and reached for the pen on the table.
'You'll need to fill out another form to use this pen,' he told her.
'Don't push it, Zale. I need new fatigues,' Izzy said. Realizing the man was not going to give her the pen, she groaned quietly to herself, and walked out, her requisition form in one hand. She went to her tent and put the form on her footlocker. She got her things ready to go have a shower, and left her tent. Her skin was grubby, and she knew she'd feel better after she was clean. Twenty minutes later, Izzy found her tent had a few visitors while she wasn't there. Her second uniform wasn't there, and neither was her requisition form. Getting dressed back into her ripped uniform, she realised it was worse off that it was before. The small tear high on her left thigh of her pants had been ripped open to the edge seams, and the back of her jacket was shredded. Her shirt, which she'd worn to and from the showers, wasn't really appropriate to wear around camp, as although it had warmed up considerably, it still was ripped, almost right down the back.
'Who'd go through my belongings?' Izzy yelled angrily, throwing the ripped clothes back onto her cot. She got back into her almost useless uniform, finding that on, it was even worse. There were more tears in it that she hadn't noticed before, and it showed off a lot more of her skin than she would have liked in the middle of a sex deprived camp. As there was nothing else she could really do, she headed over to the Swamp.
Hawkeye was there with BJ, reacquainting himself with the Still.
'I was just telling BJ how fantastic you were up the front,' Hawkeye said as Izzy opened the Swamp door. His eyes widened when he saw the state of her clothes.
'Have fun up the front, Izzy?' BJ asked, giving a teasing grin before his jaw fell open. Izzy gave both men a look that meant she wasn't in the mood for games.
'Don't you have a second change of clothes? Shouldn't you go get changed?' Hawkeye asked, realizing the girl was annoyed about something.
'I do. They were stolen,' Izzy replied, sitting on one of the crates.
'Stolen?' BJ asked, as if he didn't believe his ears.
'So was the requisition form I just got from Zale. I need new fatigues,' Izzy said. 'I'm just left with these at the moment, and they're no good.'
'Who take someone's clothes?' Hawkeye asked.
'You?' Izzy suggested. Hawkeye and BJ glanced at each other.
'Us? We'd never play a dirty trick like that on you, Izzy, you know that,' BJ said.
'I know, sorry. It's just that you two are the usual jokers,' Izzy apologized. She sighed as she stood up. 'I better get a new form,' she said. 'I'll see you guys at lunch, ok?'
'See you Izzy. We'll tell you if anything comes up,' Hawkeye said. Izzy nodded, then headed back to the supply room.
'Zale, I need a new form,' Izzy said. She felt Zale's eyes go over her, and she saw him try to hide a smile.
'Sure,' he replied, pulling out some paper. He handed Izzy a pen, and she began to read over it.
'Hey, this isn't for a new uniform!' she said.
'It's a form requisitioning new requisition forms to requisite new fatigues. All in all, you should get your new uniform in about six months,' Zale said.
'You're kidding,' Izzy said, trying to keep her voice level as she slammed the pen down. Zale shook his head. Furious, Izzy stormed out of the tent. Walking back to her tent, she saw, no, felt, all of the men in the compound stop and stare at her. Someone whistled, but Izzy kept her head down, walked faster towards her tent and blushed. She made it to her tent, then collapsed onto her cot.
'The most embarrassing moment of my life,' she mumbled into her pillow. She sat up, trying to think who'd be so mean as to do this. She knew Hawkeye and BJ wouldn't do it, they didn't pull pranks on her. They knew if they did, she could get nearly everyone in camp to help her pay them back. She had a feeling none of the nurses did it, they were all too nice to her for that. It had to be one of the men. Izzy groaned loudly. That could be nearly anyone. She'd have to sit it out, and catch the person who was pulling the prank.
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Kooshball Note: Does anyone know the episode where Klinger finds out Lavern is leaving him? I know she went off with Klinger's best friend in "Your retention please", but I'm sure there's another one before that. Any help would be appreciated. :)
'I'd like to requisition a new uniform, please,' Izzy said pleasantly.
'Fill out this form,' Zale replied, putting a ragged piece of paper in front of the girl, and eyeing the rip on the back of her jacket and shirt. Izzy moved a little uneasily, and reached for the pen on the table.
'You'll need to fill out another form to use this pen,' he told her.
'Don't push it, Zale. I need new fatigues,' Izzy said. Realizing the man was not going to give her the pen, she groaned quietly to herself, and walked out, her requisition form in one hand. She went to her tent and put the form on her footlocker. She got her things ready to go have a shower, and left her tent. Her skin was grubby, and she knew she'd feel better after she was clean. Twenty minutes later, Izzy found her tent had a few visitors while she wasn't there. Her second uniform wasn't there, and neither was her requisition form. Getting dressed back into her ripped uniform, she realised it was worse off that it was before. The small tear high on her left thigh of her pants had been ripped open to the edge seams, and the back of her jacket was shredded. Her shirt, which she'd worn to and from the showers, wasn't really appropriate to wear around camp, as although it had warmed up considerably, it still was ripped, almost right down the back.
'Who'd go through my belongings?' Izzy yelled angrily, throwing the ripped clothes back onto her cot. She got back into her almost useless uniform, finding that on, it was even worse. There were more tears in it that she hadn't noticed before, and it showed off a lot more of her skin than she would have liked in the middle of a sex deprived camp. As there was nothing else she could really do, she headed over to the Swamp.
Hawkeye was there with BJ, reacquainting himself with the Still.
'I was just telling BJ how fantastic you were up the front,' Hawkeye said as Izzy opened the Swamp door. His eyes widened when he saw the state of her clothes.
'Have fun up the front, Izzy?' BJ asked, giving a teasing grin before his jaw fell open. Izzy gave both men a look that meant she wasn't in the mood for games.
'Don't you have a second change of clothes? Shouldn't you go get changed?' Hawkeye asked, realizing the girl was annoyed about something.
'I do. They were stolen,' Izzy replied, sitting on one of the crates.
'Stolen?' BJ asked, as if he didn't believe his ears.
'So was the requisition form I just got from Zale. I need new fatigues,' Izzy said. 'I'm just left with these at the moment, and they're no good.'
'Who take someone's clothes?' Hawkeye asked.
'You?' Izzy suggested. Hawkeye and BJ glanced at each other.
'Us? We'd never play a dirty trick like that on you, Izzy, you know that,' BJ said.
'I know, sorry. It's just that you two are the usual jokers,' Izzy apologized. She sighed as she stood up. 'I better get a new form,' she said. 'I'll see you guys at lunch, ok?'
'See you Izzy. We'll tell you if anything comes up,' Hawkeye said. Izzy nodded, then headed back to the supply room.
'Zale, I need a new form,' Izzy said. She felt Zale's eyes go over her, and she saw him try to hide a smile.
'Sure,' he replied, pulling out some paper. He handed Izzy a pen, and she began to read over it.
'Hey, this isn't for a new uniform!' she said.
'It's a form requisitioning new requisition forms to requisite new fatigues. All in all, you should get your new uniform in about six months,' Zale said.
'You're kidding,' Izzy said, trying to keep her voice level as she slammed the pen down. Zale shook his head. Furious, Izzy stormed out of the tent. Walking back to her tent, she saw, no, felt, all of the men in the compound stop and stare at her. Someone whistled, but Izzy kept her head down, walked faster towards her tent and blushed. She made it to her tent, then collapsed onto her cot.
'The most embarrassing moment of my life,' she mumbled into her pillow. She sat up, trying to think who'd be so mean as to do this. She knew Hawkeye and BJ wouldn't do it, they didn't pull pranks on her. They knew if they did, she could get nearly everyone in camp to help her pay them back. She had a feeling none of the nurses did it, they were all too nice to her for that. It had to be one of the men. Izzy groaned loudly. That could be nearly anyone. She'd have to sit it out, and catch the person who was pulling the prank.
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Kooshball Note: Does anyone know the episode where Klinger finds out Lavern is leaving him? I know she went off with Klinger's best friend in "Your retention please", but I'm sure there's another one before that. Any help would be appreciated. :)