Forgotten Love: Hello again!!!!!!!!! I am soooooooo sorry about calling
Hsi Wu the Wind Demon *runs off crying*
Snickers: Stupid baby. Well, the cats will have to do the intro now. Heheheh. About time.
Indy: *from inside the toilet* YEAH!!!!
Stewart: Ewwwww, why are you in there?
Indy: *still in toilet* Snickers put me in and shut the lid! He said it is aroma therapy!
Snickers: *laughs evilly*
Forgotten Love: I am back *sniff* Ok, now, time for the thank you reviews...
Yu Mutou- Don't worry about it. Flames and nice ones are great. Yeah, kind of like Wish, but not really. You will see what happens with God and Lucifer... everyone will hate me for it though... you will hate me for what I do to Hsi Wu... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ~Forgotten Love
VampireNaomi- Sorry if I scared you about God and Lucifer, but there will be more... you are going to hate me for what I do to Xiao Fung and everyone else... Glad you like it!!! ^-^ ~Forgotten Love
Souma Kagura- Yeah, all of the chapters are short, I think it makes them more suspenseful... hopefully. I know I stopped right there... BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I am vicious. Hopefully you will have more time on your hands! ~Forgotten Love
Forgotten Love: Here is the disclaimer: **DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY**
~~~~~~~~CHAPTER FOUR~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~THE DEMONS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jackie: That... um... the... er... Hs... Simon... Wu... Wugalas... wants to ask Jade out for the dance.
Hsi Wu: That's it? Yes! That's it!
Uncle: AI YAH!!!!!!! A DATE!!!!!!!!! *runs back home*
Hsi Wu: Whew, that was a *a green portal opened* Oh, theY want me back... bye Chan!
AT THE DEMON REALM
Tso Lan: About time Hsi Wu!
Hsi Wu: Business matters needed attention...
Po Kong: Bring me any food?
Xiao Fung: Why don't you eat your hand... its big enough *laughs*
Bai Tsa: Enough! Hsi Wu! I heard you were helping the Chan's?
Tchang Zu: What?!
Dai Gui: Dai Gui not like Chan's
Bai Tsa: *hisses* Es-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-specially Jade...
Hsi Wu: What? Why Jade? What has—
Shendu: SHE BANISHED US IN HERE WITH A SWORD!
Tchang Zu: Castanets
Xiao Fung: Fan
Tso Lan: Lotus Pod
Dai Gui: Flower
Po Kong: Drum
Bai Tsa: Gourd. You too Hsi Wu, you were banished by JADE with a... what was it again... oh yes... a flute.
Hsi Wu: Yes, but...
Tchang Zu: But what!
Bai Tsa: I think I know... I think that our little Sky Demon is in love with the mortal...
Hsi Wu: O_O What?!?!?! Why would you say that... heh heh.
Po Kong: What mortal?
Bai Tsa: *screaming* AH! YOU IDIOTS! WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS? GAH!
Tso Lan: *says calmly* Calm down Bai. You are disturbing Neptune's tears.
Bai Tsa: Hmph.
Dai Gui: Dai Gui want Chan dead. Now.
Xiao Fung: Which one you idiot, there is like four.
Tchang Zu: Three.
Shendu: There would have been five...
All but Shendu: What?
Shednu: I've heard that Viper was pregnant...
Po Kong: But wait... *counting* Jade, Uncle, Jackie, baby, *talks to Shendu* which was the fifth?
Shendu: Viper you idiot! You and Dai Gui both!
Tchang Zu: Careful Shendu. You don't want to upset Dai.
Dai Gui: No Shendu does not!
Hsi Wu: Well, if you all are done talking I think I am going to...
Bai Tsa: FREEZE! Everyone be quiet, and don't follow us, Hsi Wu and I need to have a talk... Hsi Wu, open a portal to go back to Earth.
Hsi Wu: I just can't do that! I need a reason!
Bai Tsa: Count my tentacles... those are your reasons!
Hsi Wu: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Um, *speaking into the air* I would like to go to Earth please, to help Jackie Chan, and Bai Tsa wants to help me, would you let us go? (a few moments passed and Bai Tsa and Hsi Wu left to Earth)
ON EARTH
Bai Tsa: Ah, so good to be on something other than a rock.
Hsi Wu: *changing into human form* Quick Bai Tsa! Change!
Bai Tsa: *changes into a girl about 17 years old, with short brown hair, blue eyes, and a kimono on* Better?
Hsi Wu: Um, did it occur to you that *screams at Bai Tsa* WE ARE IN SAN FRANCISCO! CHANGE OUT OF THE KIMONO!
Bai Tsa: No. Since I am OLDER than you, I do not have to listen to you... however, you have to listen to me. Why are you helping the Chan's?
Hsi Wu: TO GET OUT OF THE WRETCHED DEMON REALM!
Bai Tsa: And...
Hsi Wu: And what? I told you...
Bai Tsa: *yells* DO NOT TOY WITH ME HSI WU! I KNOW YOU LOVE HER!
Hsi Wu: Y-y-y-y-y-y-you d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do?
Bai Tsa: OF COURSE I DO! WHY ELSE WOULD YOU HELP THE ONES WHO BANISHED US! *lowers and softens voice* What is the trade?
Hsi Wu: Trade?
Bai Tsa: What, you will help out Jackie if he gives you Jade?
Hsi Wu: *he blushes and his mouth drops*
Bai Tsa: Hah! Oh, Hsi Wu, go back home, I am going to help an old lady cross the street.
Hsi Wu: But—
Bai Tsa: *interrupts* NOW! * Hsi Wu heads through the portal leading him back to the Demon Realm* Of all the curses my little brother does he has to help the Chan's. I cannot believe him. Oh, with all of the rage inside me you would think I would evaporate into the air! Curse you Hsi Wu! Oh, if only there was something I could do to stop Hsi Wu. Wait... that's it... I am a genius. Hsi Wu will talk to Jackie and discuss the "trade" agreements. Jackie will bring Jade out, and I will be lurking in the shadows for when Jade shall come! I will choke her with my tentacle! I will watch Hsi Wu cry! Since you cannot kill an immortal demon, killing the one they love would be the next best thing! *laughs evilly* But wait! Hsi Wu would try to stop me, and Jackie, and Uncle! I will need help... Xiao Fung could take care of Uncle, and Tso Lan could levitate Hsi Wu! I am sure Po Kong would be hungry... she could take care of Jackie. My plan is perfect. *her eyes narrow* Watch out Jade Chan, feel the wrath of *yells out loud* BAI TSA! THE WATER DEMON! *laughs another long, evil laugh before the portal opens and she is sucked in* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Forgotten Love: Wow, that chapter was short! It had to be though because I want to get to the next chapters. Let me explain a couple of parts....
First of all, when Tso Lan says, "You are disturbing Neptune's tears" I meant it like the Goddess of Water's (in Roman Mythology) tears (Neptune) would be the water, and Bai Tsa angered the water when she got angry.
Second, about the portals. Hsi Wu talked into the air to let God and/or Lucifer to hear him, to make a portal. A Demon has to ask to go out, but doesn't have to, to come back in. Sometimes, the portal opens automatically (meaning that either God or Lucifer) wants the Demon back.
Thirdly: I am gonna be quick, to finish this story. You are going to hate me for what I do... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fourth: I had Bai Tsa talk at the end to explain part of the plot. She had a soliloquy (like a monologue).
Bye!!!!!!!
Snickers: Stupid baby. Well, the cats will have to do the intro now. Heheheh. About time.
Indy: *from inside the toilet* YEAH!!!!
Stewart: Ewwwww, why are you in there?
Indy: *still in toilet* Snickers put me in and shut the lid! He said it is aroma therapy!
Snickers: *laughs evilly*
Forgotten Love: I am back *sniff* Ok, now, time for the thank you reviews...
Yu Mutou- Don't worry about it. Flames and nice ones are great. Yeah, kind of like Wish, but not really. You will see what happens with God and Lucifer... everyone will hate me for it though... you will hate me for what I do to Hsi Wu... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ~Forgotten Love
VampireNaomi- Sorry if I scared you about God and Lucifer, but there will be more... you are going to hate me for what I do to Xiao Fung and everyone else... Glad you like it!!! ^-^ ~Forgotten Love
Souma Kagura- Yeah, all of the chapters are short, I think it makes them more suspenseful... hopefully. I know I stopped right there... BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I am vicious. Hopefully you will have more time on your hands! ~Forgotten Love
Forgotten Love: Here is the disclaimer: **DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY**
~~~~~~~~CHAPTER FOUR~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~THE DEMONS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jackie: That... um... the... er... Hs... Simon... Wu... Wugalas... wants to ask Jade out for the dance.
Hsi Wu: That's it? Yes! That's it!
Uncle: AI YAH!!!!!!! A DATE!!!!!!!!! *runs back home*
Hsi Wu: Whew, that was a *a green portal opened* Oh, theY want me back... bye Chan!
AT THE DEMON REALM
Tso Lan: About time Hsi Wu!
Hsi Wu: Business matters needed attention...
Po Kong: Bring me any food?
Xiao Fung: Why don't you eat your hand... its big enough *laughs*
Bai Tsa: Enough! Hsi Wu! I heard you were helping the Chan's?
Tchang Zu: What?!
Dai Gui: Dai Gui not like Chan's
Bai Tsa: *hisses* Es-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-specially Jade...
Hsi Wu: What? Why Jade? What has—
Shendu: SHE BANISHED US IN HERE WITH A SWORD!
Tchang Zu: Castanets
Xiao Fung: Fan
Tso Lan: Lotus Pod
Dai Gui: Flower
Po Kong: Drum
Bai Tsa: Gourd. You too Hsi Wu, you were banished by JADE with a... what was it again... oh yes... a flute.
Hsi Wu: Yes, but...
Tchang Zu: But what!
Bai Tsa: I think I know... I think that our little Sky Demon is in love with the mortal...
Hsi Wu: O_O What?!?!?! Why would you say that... heh heh.
Po Kong: What mortal?
Bai Tsa: *screaming* AH! YOU IDIOTS! WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS? GAH!
Tso Lan: *says calmly* Calm down Bai. You are disturbing Neptune's tears.
Bai Tsa: Hmph.
Dai Gui: Dai Gui want Chan dead. Now.
Xiao Fung: Which one you idiot, there is like four.
Tchang Zu: Three.
Shendu: There would have been five...
All but Shendu: What?
Shednu: I've heard that Viper was pregnant...
Po Kong: But wait... *counting* Jade, Uncle, Jackie, baby, *talks to Shendu* which was the fifth?
Shendu: Viper you idiot! You and Dai Gui both!
Tchang Zu: Careful Shendu. You don't want to upset Dai.
Dai Gui: No Shendu does not!
Hsi Wu: Well, if you all are done talking I think I am going to...
Bai Tsa: FREEZE! Everyone be quiet, and don't follow us, Hsi Wu and I need to have a talk... Hsi Wu, open a portal to go back to Earth.
Hsi Wu: I just can't do that! I need a reason!
Bai Tsa: Count my tentacles... those are your reasons!
Hsi Wu: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Um, *speaking into the air* I would like to go to Earth please, to help Jackie Chan, and Bai Tsa wants to help me, would you let us go? (a few moments passed and Bai Tsa and Hsi Wu left to Earth)
ON EARTH
Bai Tsa: Ah, so good to be on something other than a rock.
Hsi Wu: *changing into human form* Quick Bai Tsa! Change!
Bai Tsa: *changes into a girl about 17 years old, with short brown hair, blue eyes, and a kimono on* Better?
Hsi Wu: Um, did it occur to you that *screams at Bai Tsa* WE ARE IN SAN FRANCISCO! CHANGE OUT OF THE KIMONO!
Bai Tsa: No. Since I am OLDER than you, I do not have to listen to you... however, you have to listen to me. Why are you helping the Chan's?
Hsi Wu: TO GET OUT OF THE WRETCHED DEMON REALM!
Bai Tsa: And...
Hsi Wu: And what? I told you...
Bai Tsa: *yells* DO NOT TOY WITH ME HSI WU! I KNOW YOU LOVE HER!
Hsi Wu: Y-y-y-y-y-y-you d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do?
Bai Tsa: OF COURSE I DO! WHY ELSE WOULD YOU HELP THE ONES WHO BANISHED US! *lowers and softens voice* What is the trade?
Hsi Wu: Trade?
Bai Tsa: What, you will help out Jackie if he gives you Jade?
Hsi Wu: *he blushes and his mouth drops*
Bai Tsa: Hah! Oh, Hsi Wu, go back home, I am going to help an old lady cross the street.
Hsi Wu: But—
Bai Tsa: *interrupts* NOW! * Hsi Wu heads through the portal leading him back to the Demon Realm* Of all the curses my little brother does he has to help the Chan's. I cannot believe him. Oh, with all of the rage inside me you would think I would evaporate into the air! Curse you Hsi Wu! Oh, if only there was something I could do to stop Hsi Wu. Wait... that's it... I am a genius. Hsi Wu will talk to Jackie and discuss the "trade" agreements. Jackie will bring Jade out, and I will be lurking in the shadows for when Jade shall come! I will choke her with my tentacle! I will watch Hsi Wu cry! Since you cannot kill an immortal demon, killing the one they love would be the next best thing! *laughs evilly* But wait! Hsi Wu would try to stop me, and Jackie, and Uncle! I will need help... Xiao Fung could take care of Uncle, and Tso Lan could levitate Hsi Wu! I am sure Po Kong would be hungry... she could take care of Jackie. My plan is perfect. *her eyes narrow* Watch out Jade Chan, feel the wrath of *yells out loud* BAI TSA! THE WATER DEMON! *laughs another long, evil laugh before the portal opens and she is sucked in* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Forgotten Love: Wow, that chapter was short! It had to be though because I want to get to the next chapters. Let me explain a couple of parts....
First of all, when Tso Lan says, "You are disturbing Neptune's tears" I meant it like the Goddess of Water's (in Roman Mythology) tears (Neptune) would be the water, and Bai Tsa angered the water when she got angry.
Second, about the portals. Hsi Wu talked into the air to let God and/or Lucifer to hear him, to make a portal. A Demon has to ask to go out, but doesn't have to, to come back in. Sometimes, the portal opens automatically (meaning that either God or Lucifer) wants the Demon back.
Thirdly: I am gonna be quick, to finish this story. You are going to hate me for what I do... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fourth: I had Bai Tsa talk at the end to explain part of the plot. She had a soliloquy (like a monologue).
Bye!!!!!!!