Forgotton Love: Hiya! Whee! That chapter was fun! Ok, well, you will see
what happens, it is kind of like an apocalypse. Ok, well, here it comes,
but first, the reviews...
Yu Mutou: Yay! Glad you like it... yeah, thanks for the symbols... well, its not a double romance... a double/triple/quadruple tragedy. Oops! I gave it away. ^-^ Hehehe. No no no, about Seymour, I had it Simon intentionally. He was in a different human form so that no one would remember him, and Jackie didn't want to say Seymour. ^-^ Well, yeah, um... the demons will um... yeah. Just read and find out!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA! P.S. You better update Passion soon or I will beat you! J/K. ~Forgotten Love
Souma Kagura: Yeah, my chapters can be short cough*are*cough. Well, I just am not good at having a lot of chapters, and them being long. Unlike you and VampireNaomi... Well, yeah, what will happen to the Demons and others... will be discovered soon... ~Forgotten Love
VampireNaomi: Whee! I love your penname! I love vampires! Ok, time for business. The demons will get more scenes, don't worry. But they will be sad. ~Forgotten Love
Forgotten Love: Ok, well, here we go. This chapter might be a little longer, I am not sure, I type as I go. Heheheh. Well, this chapter is called Hsi Wu's Trade. Ok, here we go. In the demon realm (P.S. what is it actually called, I don't think it is demon realm... I forgot!)
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ Hsi Wu's Trade/Bai Tsa's Plan~~~~~~~~~~
IN THE DEMON REALM, AT NIGHT, ALL DEMONS ARE SLEEPING EXCEPT FOR HSI WU
Hsi Wu: Oh Jade. How sweet you are. Your lips, rosy red. Hair, black as velvet. With eyes like the mist after a storm. You have captivated me. I cannot stop thinking about you. It might be wrong, but I don't care! Bai Tsa doesn't control my heart! Nor anyone else. Yet after I say this, I feel as if you control my heart. Is it so? I need you! This place is so boring! You are the only reason why I keep going everyday. My heart has never been so important. The more I see you, the more I love you! *Bai Tsa awakes* Come back to me Jade! Live with me, for---
Bai Tsa: Well well well Hsi Wu. Reminiscing about Jade? *laughs evilly*
Hsi Wu: Why do you mock my pain?!
Bai Tsa: MOCK!?!?! I MOCK YOUR PAIN? DO I?
Hsi Wu: YOU ARE HORRIBLE!
Bai Tsa: Thank you Hsi Wu. You are too kind.
Hsi Wu: Thanks... I guess...
Bai Tsa: Lets have a little talk little sky demon.
Hsi Wu: I AM NOT LITTLE!
Bai Tsa: SHUT UP! *a tentacle grasps Hsi Wu around the neck* BREATHE LITTLE DEMON, WHILE YOU CAN! HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T DIE BUT THE AGONY WILL HURT!
Hsi Wu: *gasping for air*
Bai Tsa: Hahahahah! *lets go of Hsi Wu* Now, about that little talk.
Hsi Wu: *breathing heavily* you--- hag---
Bai Tsa: Hold your tongue Hsi Wu, unless you want me to cut it off!
Hsi Wu: Gulp! *holds tongue* This is mine! *touches heart* As well as this! I can love who I want to! Nothing you do can change my feelings for Jade!
Bai Tsa: We will see Hsi Wu * Hsi Wu flys off* We will see.
IN "UNCLE'S RARE FINDS"
Jackie: Come on Jade, time for bed.
Jade: Ok, but-
Jackie: No buts!
Jade: Ch! I never can stay up late.
Jackie: You have to go to school tomorrow—
Jade: NO I DON'T! IT IS GOOD FRIDAY! I GET EASTER BREAK OFF! WHOOPIE! TWO WEEKS OFF!
Jackie: Sheesh.
Uncle: *two finger slaps Jackie* Not sheesh. Say Ai Yah!
Jackie: *mock* Ai Yah!
Uncle: *gives another two finger slap* Bed now! Both of you!
Jackie: *rubs head* Did you ever think of anger management?
Jade: Go Jackie!
Uncle: *pulls out blowfish and shoots Jackie* No.
Jade: O-O
Jackie: L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lets go to bed.
Uncle: Much better! Quickly now! *blowfish glows green*
Jade: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jackie: Ai Yah! *both Jackie and Jade run upstairs*
Uncle: Congratulations. I have made Jackie finally say Ai Yah! Now, bed time! *goes upstairs and goes to sleep*
IN JACKIE'S ROOM (about 6:00 AM)
Window: THUNK!
Jackie: AAAAHHH! *looks at window* Huh? *looks through window and sees Hsi Wu*
Hsi Wu: Let me in please!
Jackie: Errr... how about I come out.
Hsi Wu: Fine, but hurry.
Jackie: You shouldn't be in demon form!
Hsi Wu: Ack! *changes* Better?
Jackie: Yeah, let me change. *changes, and goes outside* What do you want Hsi?
Hsi Wu: Well... about that... um... *pleads* I WANT TO HAVE JADE!!!!
Jackie: What?! Well, maybe you could, um, see her...
Hsi Wu: How would you make her come?
Jackie: Hmmm... I've got it! You go wait by Section 13, and I will bring Jade saying that Captain Black wants to see... wait. Why do you want to see Jade?
Hsi Wu: I LOVE HER!!!!!!!
Jackie: Oh, well, since I lost Viper, I understand how people feel about love. Go wait by Section 13! I'll bring Jade!
IN THE ALLEY BY SECTION 13
Bai Tsa: Everyone got the plan?
Dai Gui: Plan?
Tso Lan: Explain it again Bai.
Bai Tsa: Errrr. Ok. Well, I overheard Jackie talk about the plan. I sent Tchang Zu to Jackie's house as a customer, and Uncle, who will be alone, will invite him in. I don't care what Tchang Zu does. When Hsi Wu sees Jade, I will grab Jade. Dai Gui, you need to get a firm grip on Hsi Wu, and not let him go. Tso Lan---
Tso Lan: I levitate Chan?
Bai Tsa: Yes. Then throw him into the river by the Golden Gate Bridge. Shhhhhh! Here comes Hsi Wu!
Hsi Wu: *happy, and unaware Bai Tsa, Dai Gui, and Tso Lan are in the alley 2 yards in front of him* Whee! I get to see Jade! Yay! ^-^
"UNCLE'S RARE FINDS"
Jackie: Hurry up Jade. Captain Black needs to see you!
Jade: Coming! Ready! Lets go. Maybe I am a secret agent! Whoopie!
Uncle: Ai Yah! Well, have fun! Uncle take care of shop now!
Jackie: Bye! *Jackie and Jade leave*
Tchang Zu: *in human form* Excuse me, is this store open?
Uncle: Yes it is! Welcome to Uncle's Rare Finds! Come on in and see what you like!
Tchang Zu: *walks in and closes door* Thank you Uncle Chan.
Uncle: How you know my name?
Tchang Zu: *changes to normal form* Remember me?
Uncle: Ai Yah!
BY SECTION 13
Jade: Come on Jackie lets--- *one of Bai Tsa's tentacles grabbed her around the neck*
Jackie: Jade! Whoa! *Being levitated by Tso Lan* Whats happening! Jade, hold on!
Hsi Wu: My precious Jade! Wait! *grabbed by Dai Gui*
Jackie: What is happening?
Demons: *walk out*
Jackie: AAAAAAAHHHH!
Jade: I can't breathe! *coughs up blood*
Hsi Wu: Jade no! *cries* Jade! Dai Gui let *coughs up blood from Dai Gui squeezing him too hard*
Tso Lan: Bye Chan! Have fun in the river!
Jackie: No!!!! *crying* Jade! *thrown to the river*
Bai Tsa: Well Jade, how does it feel? Hmm? You neck is so cold.
Jade: *choking* S-s-s-s *coughs up more blood* s-s- *whispers* Help me *coughs more blood. Her eyes glaze, her heart stops beating*
Bai Tsa: Dead. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hsi Wu: JADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jackie: JADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Forgotten Love: Bye! I know it was sad. You will see what happens to Uncle and Jackie (who is in the river). RR please! Toodles!
Yu Mutou: Yay! Glad you like it... yeah, thanks for the symbols... well, its not a double romance... a double/triple/quadruple tragedy. Oops! I gave it away. ^-^ Hehehe. No no no, about Seymour, I had it Simon intentionally. He was in a different human form so that no one would remember him, and Jackie didn't want to say Seymour. ^-^ Well, yeah, um... the demons will um... yeah. Just read and find out!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA! P.S. You better update Passion soon or I will beat you! J/K. ~Forgotten Love
Souma Kagura: Yeah, my chapters can be short cough*are*cough. Well, I just am not good at having a lot of chapters, and them being long. Unlike you and VampireNaomi... Well, yeah, what will happen to the Demons and others... will be discovered soon... ~Forgotten Love
VampireNaomi: Whee! I love your penname! I love vampires! Ok, time for business. The demons will get more scenes, don't worry. But they will be sad. ~Forgotten Love
Forgotten Love: Ok, well, here we go. This chapter might be a little longer, I am not sure, I type as I go. Heheheh. Well, this chapter is called Hsi Wu's Trade. Ok, here we go. In the demon realm (P.S. what is it actually called, I don't think it is demon realm... I forgot!)
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ Hsi Wu's Trade/Bai Tsa's Plan~~~~~~~~~~
IN THE DEMON REALM, AT NIGHT, ALL DEMONS ARE SLEEPING EXCEPT FOR HSI WU
Hsi Wu: Oh Jade. How sweet you are. Your lips, rosy red. Hair, black as velvet. With eyes like the mist after a storm. You have captivated me. I cannot stop thinking about you. It might be wrong, but I don't care! Bai Tsa doesn't control my heart! Nor anyone else. Yet after I say this, I feel as if you control my heart. Is it so? I need you! This place is so boring! You are the only reason why I keep going everyday. My heart has never been so important. The more I see you, the more I love you! *Bai Tsa awakes* Come back to me Jade! Live with me, for---
Bai Tsa: Well well well Hsi Wu. Reminiscing about Jade? *laughs evilly*
Hsi Wu: Why do you mock my pain?!
Bai Tsa: MOCK!?!?! I MOCK YOUR PAIN? DO I?
Hsi Wu: YOU ARE HORRIBLE!
Bai Tsa: Thank you Hsi Wu. You are too kind.
Hsi Wu: Thanks... I guess...
Bai Tsa: Lets have a little talk little sky demon.
Hsi Wu: I AM NOT LITTLE!
Bai Tsa: SHUT UP! *a tentacle grasps Hsi Wu around the neck* BREATHE LITTLE DEMON, WHILE YOU CAN! HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T DIE BUT THE AGONY WILL HURT!
Hsi Wu: *gasping for air*
Bai Tsa: Hahahahah! *lets go of Hsi Wu* Now, about that little talk.
Hsi Wu: *breathing heavily* you--- hag---
Bai Tsa: Hold your tongue Hsi Wu, unless you want me to cut it off!
Hsi Wu: Gulp! *holds tongue* This is mine! *touches heart* As well as this! I can love who I want to! Nothing you do can change my feelings for Jade!
Bai Tsa: We will see Hsi Wu * Hsi Wu flys off* We will see.
IN "UNCLE'S RARE FINDS"
Jackie: Come on Jade, time for bed.
Jade: Ok, but-
Jackie: No buts!
Jade: Ch! I never can stay up late.
Jackie: You have to go to school tomorrow—
Jade: NO I DON'T! IT IS GOOD FRIDAY! I GET EASTER BREAK OFF! WHOOPIE! TWO WEEKS OFF!
Jackie: Sheesh.
Uncle: *two finger slaps Jackie* Not sheesh. Say Ai Yah!
Jackie: *mock* Ai Yah!
Uncle: *gives another two finger slap* Bed now! Both of you!
Jackie: *rubs head* Did you ever think of anger management?
Jade: Go Jackie!
Uncle: *pulls out blowfish and shoots Jackie* No.
Jade: O-O
Jackie: L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lets go to bed.
Uncle: Much better! Quickly now! *blowfish glows green*
Jade: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jackie: Ai Yah! *both Jackie and Jade run upstairs*
Uncle: Congratulations. I have made Jackie finally say Ai Yah! Now, bed time! *goes upstairs and goes to sleep*
IN JACKIE'S ROOM (about 6:00 AM)
Window: THUNK!
Jackie: AAAAHHH! *looks at window* Huh? *looks through window and sees Hsi Wu*
Hsi Wu: Let me in please!
Jackie: Errr... how about I come out.
Hsi Wu: Fine, but hurry.
Jackie: You shouldn't be in demon form!
Hsi Wu: Ack! *changes* Better?
Jackie: Yeah, let me change. *changes, and goes outside* What do you want Hsi?
Hsi Wu: Well... about that... um... *pleads* I WANT TO HAVE JADE!!!!
Jackie: What?! Well, maybe you could, um, see her...
Hsi Wu: How would you make her come?
Jackie: Hmmm... I've got it! You go wait by Section 13, and I will bring Jade saying that Captain Black wants to see... wait. Why do you want to see Jade?
Hsi Wu: I LOVE HER!!!!!!!
Jackie: Oh, well, since I lost Viper, I understand how people feel about love. Go wait by Section 13! I'll bring Jade!
IN THE ALLEY BY SECTION 13
Bai Tsa: Everyone got the plan?
Dai Gui: Plan?
Tso Lan: Explain it again Bai.
Bai Tsa: Errrr. Ok. Well, I overheard Jackie talk about the plan. I sent Tchang Zu to Jackie's house as a customer, and Uncle, who will be alone, will invite him in. I don't care what Tchang Zu does. When Hsi Wu sees Jade, I will grab Jade. Dai Gui, you need to get a firm grip on Hsi Wu, and not let him go. Tso Lan---
Tso Lan: I levitate Chan?
Bai Tsa: Yes. Then throw him into the river by the Golden Gate Bridge. Shhhhhh! Here comes Hsi Wu!
Hsi Wu: *happy, and unaware Bai Tsa, Dai Gui, and Tso Lan are in the alley 2 yards in front of him* Whee! I get to see Jade! Yay! ^-^
"UNCLE'S RARE FINDS"
Jackie: Hurry up Jade. Captain Black needs to see you!
Jade: Coming! Ready! Lets go. Maybe I am a secret agent! Whoopie!
Uncle: Ai Yah! Well, have fun! Uncle take care of shop now!
Jackie: Bye! *Jackie and Jade leave*
Tchang Zu: *in human form* Excuse me, is this store open?
Uncle: Yes it is! Welcome to Uncle's Rare Finds! Come on in and see what you like!
Tchang Zu: *walks in and closes door* Thank you Uncle Chan.
Uncle: How you know my name?
Tchang Zu: *changes to normal form* Remember me?
Uncle: Ai Yah!
BY SECTION 13
Jade: Come on Jackie lets--- *one of Bai Tsa's tentacles grabbed her around the neck*
Jackie: Jade! Whoa! *Being levitated by Tso Lan* Whats happening! Jade, hold on!
Hsi Wu: My precious Jade! Wait! *grabbed by Dai Gui*
Jackie: What is happening?
Demons: *walk out*
Jackie: AAAAAAAHHHH!
Jade: I can't breathe! *coughs up blood*
Hsi Wu: Jade no! *cries* Jade! Dai Gui let *coughs up blood from Dai Gui squeezing him too hard*
Tso Lan: Bye Chan! Have fun in the river!
Jackie: No!!!! *crying* Jade! *thrown to the river*
Bai Tsa: Well Jade, how does it feel? Hmm? You neck is so cold.
Jade: *choking* S-s-s-s *coughs up more blood* s-s- *whispers* Help me *coughs more blood. Her eyes glaze, her heart stops beating*
Bai Tsa: Dead. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hsi Wu: JADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jackie: JADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Forgotten Love: Bye! I know it was sad. You will see what happens to Uncle and Jackie (who is in the river). RR please! Toodles!