Welcome to my first fic with an actual moral

-light shines like the angel thing-

Nocturnal: GAH IM BLIND! X.x

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The sun was shinning and the birds sang their songs as the Suiichi Minamino was lying in his bed on a Saturday morning. He breathed heavily and turned over to look at the clock. 8:05, he got up and opened the window to be hit in the eye with a bird.
"GAH!" he yelled rolling over the bed and falling.

"Sorry, I had a little bit to much to -hiccup-drink" said the drunkard flying off just to be hit by a steam roller. Kurama blinked and rubbed his eyes and walked over to the kitchen to get some food, he picked up a note from his mother, It read:
Dear Suiichi, I'm gone somewhere, be back sometime
Love, Mom

"Interesting choice of words.." Kurama said setting the note on the counter. But little did he know a small fire demon was sitting out side on a tree watching his everymove.

"Come on fox, you no your hungry" he chuckled, but his chuckle became more of a chuckle into a maniac laugh.
"Bwaha…bwahaha…BWAHAHHAHAHAH!" Hiei laughed, then he fell off the tree into the pool.
"-blub-Kuso" he said as he sank to the bottom of the pool. Kurama turned around and looked outside, there was nothing there.

"Hm, that's weird" he said as he went to the fridge. Alas there was nothing there, and so he went to the cabinets and found nothing but spinkles and a bag of sugar.
"Mom needs to go shopping" he said as he looked a the sugar. He had nothing else so he decided to eat some and then go to a restaurant.


-five minutes later-

The red head was jumping on the couches screaming things about penguins and how they want to rule the world with tube socks. He jumped up and hit his head on the fan and fell to the floor.
"Kuso" he said rubbing his head. He looked at the table and saw a straw and the sprinkles. He crawled to the table, put sprinkles on it and snorted. He sat there smiling..until two seconds later he got up screaming and running in circles holding his nose.
"IT BURNS OWWIE IT BURNS IT BURNS!" he said running in circles. The soaking wet fire demon out side laughed, but made sure he was out of a tree and laughed at the fox.
"Muwahahahaha" Hiei laughed like Invader Zim. Soon Kurama ran outside and ran into a large building, which made a dominoes affect and knocked down all the towers in the world and cut off the power and water and then made a bomb explode hidden in the tower that Kurama knocked down, and everyone died. The end
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Nocturnal: That shows you not to snort sprinkles, I discovered that last night. It really burns…