DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter, Hogwarts or any of the characters
used. This story is in no way affiliated with the Harry Potter series by JK
Rowling so don't compare it with her work.
I'd like to thank BlackLadyofDoom (lil Nay!) and Lyn for their reviews. THANKS GUYS!
Alexei Noire xXx :D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 3: Cosmopolitan Magazine~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[In Slytherin Boys' Dormitory]
Crabbe: *camp voice* Okay, Cosmo says that most girls our age like to experiment a little with their peers. *laughs gaily* Yeah RIGHT - like I'd ever kiss a GIRL!
Malfoy: *slyly* Well, actually Vinny - I've been having cravings for those of the same sex as me...
Goyle: Yeah, course you have - you're gay. GAY BOY!
Malfoy: *angrily* Shut up, Goyle - I'm trying to come onto Crabbe so that we kiss and then... oh forget it! *collapses onto bed*
Crabbe: *camp* Okay - ewww that would have been like totally disgusting! *flaps hands about frantically* Man I'm gayer than Christmas!
Malfoy: Gimme Cosmo, I wanna check out the fashion pages. I hear this season that pinstripe skirts are IN!
Goyle: *laughs derisively, but the forgets why he's laughing so stops*
[Crabbe slaps Goyle's vast ass]
Goyle: *angrily* GET OFF MOY LAND!
Malfoy: *totally oblivious to Goyle's ranting* Aha, here it is! *pauses to read*
[Crabbe begins to fix his bra, and tuck a Galleon safely into one of them]
Goyle: Can we play QUID-ITCH?
[Malfoy and Crabbe gasp, looking up at Goyle as if he insulted their families]
Crabbe: Please don't tell me you're... straight? *whimpers*
Goyle: *obviously forgotten that he just mentioned sport in front of gays* What?
Malfoy: *looking back down at magazine* Oh girls, I want to show you something, it's VERY impressive.
[Malfoy gets up off the bed, and sticks his hip out]
Crabbe: *confusedly camp* What am I meant to be seeing, exactly?
Malfoy: *grumbles* Look! *sticks hip out even further* No panty line!
Crabbe: *astonished* Sucking Sodomites! How the devil did you manage that?
Malfoy: *licks lipsticked lips* No panty line - because NO PANTIES!
Goyle: Yuck.
Crabbe: *clapping* Oh bravo! BRAVO! That Potter's as good as yours!
Malfoy: *lowers hip* Ah yes, but you see, Vinny - Potter fancies guys that act straight, so naturally a poof like me's out of the question! No... his style would be more like Seamus Finnigan *smacks lips* And I need to do away with that Lavender girl, she's just with him to make him LOOK straight. Ahhh what a daring plan, my pretties!
Crabbe: *slaps his own ass* Oh hell yes! Ever since that Snape became a woman, now to be called Sally, I was always looking for a new adventure for us!
Goyle: *wakes up* Who the hell are YOU?
Malfoy: *looks down condescendingly* What we're going to do, girls is go in DRAG!
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Hehehe okay, as I said there's no plot, so whatever they plan and plot in these chapters will not happen later.
Alexei Noire xXx :D
I'd like to thank BlackLadyofDoom (lil Nay!) and Lyn for their reviews. THANKS GUYS!
Alexei Noire xXx :D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 3: Cosmopolitan Magazine~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[In Slytherin Boys' Dormitory]
Crabbe: *camp voice* Okay, Cosmo says that most girls our age like to experiment a little with their peers. *laughs gaily* Yeah RIGHT - like I'd ever kiss a GIRL!
Malfoy: *slyly* Well, actually Vinny - I've been having cravings for those of the same sex as me...
Goyle: Yeah, course you have - you're gay. GAY BOY!
Malfoy: *angrily* Shut up, Goyle - I'm trying to come onto Crabbe so that we kiss and then... oh forget it! *collapses onto bed*
Crabbe: *camp* Okay - ewww that would have been like totally disgusting! *flaps hands about frantically* Man I'm gayer than Christmas!
Malfoy: Gimme Cosmo, I wanna check out the fashion pages. I hear this season that pinstripe skirts are IN!
Goyle: *laughs derisively, but the forgets why he's laughing so stops*
[Crabbe slaps Goyle's vast ass]
Goyle: *angrily* GET OFF MOY LAND!
Malfoy: *totally oblivious to Goyle's ranting* Aha, here it is! *pauses to read*
[Crabbe begins to fix his bra, and tuck a Galleon safely into one of them]
Goyle: Can we play QUID-ITCH?
[Malfoy and Crabbe gasp, looking up at Goyle as if he insulted their families]
Crabbe: Please don't tell me you're... straight? *whimpers*
Goyle: *obviously forgotten that he just mentioned sport in front of gays* What?
Malfoy: *looking back down at magazine* Oh girls, I want to show you something, it's VERY impressive.
[Malfoy gets up off the bed, and sticks his hip out]
Crabbe: *confusedly camp* What am I meant to be seeing, exactly?
Malfoy: *grumbles* Look! *sticks hip out even further* No panty line!
Crabbe: *astonished* Sucking Sodomites! How the devil did you manage that?
Malfoy: *licks lipsticked lips* No panty line - because NO PANTIES!
Goyle: Yuck.
Crabbe: *clapping* Oh bravo! BRAVO! That Potter's as good as yours!
Malfoy: *lowers hip* Ah yes, but you see, Vinny - Potter fancies guys that act straight, so naturally a poof like me's out of the question! No... his style would be more like Seamus Finnigan *smacks lips* And I need to do away with that Lavender girl, she's just with him to make him LOOK straight. Ahhh what a daring plan, my pretties!
Crabbe: *slaps his own ass* Oh hell yes! Ever since that Snape became a woman, now to be called Sally, I was always looking for a new adventure for us!
Goyle: *wakes up* Who the hell are YOU?
Malfoy: *looks down condescendingly* What we're going to do, girls is go in DRAG!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~#
Hehehe okay, as I said there's no plot, so whatever they plan and plot in these chapters will not happen later.
Alexei Noire xXx :D