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The Mind of a Girl
Chapter 3 - The book of chicks, and many change
Harry and Ron had just gotton back to the boys dorm, to which they had sprinted to after shoveling food into their mouths like to world was about to blow-up ---- and so did Malfoy, but no one seemed to notice this coincidence. As soon as the two best friends had thrown themselves onto Harry's bed, Harry seized the book from the bedside table where he had put it for safekeeping. He opened the first page and read out loud: "The first thing you need to know to understanding the beautiful mind of a teenage girl is that girls are like snowflakes, no two girls are ever the same. Though it may seem like to you - the boy - that all girls are either geeks, hotties, sporty, or just a girl and there is nothing more to them. Well, YOU"RE WRONG!!!!!!!! Accept it and get over it. Now, the next thing you need to know is what kind of girls there are and what they do. The first group is girly girls. This group can be seen doing various activities usually associated with girls, such as dancing, tanning in the summer in tight string bikinis, showing off what they have in . erm . body parts even if they have nothing to show off, gossiping about fashion, talking about their favorite subject - boys, and many other activities. The next group of girls are nicknames nerds or geeks. This group does nothing but have their noses in books, usually is wearing glasses, very unmuscular, and is rarely seen with boyfriends. The third group is called tomboys. This group of girls are more like boys, they like practically all sports, don't care how they look, and are also never seen with boyfriends because the boys are too afraid of their image of dating what it to the another boy. Another group is called 'the perfect girlfriend.' This group of girls is just about the perfect mix of all the groups. They care about how they look and love fashion, but still do all of their schoolwork exceptionally well. They also like to watch sports, even if they don't always like to play them. The final group is called the 'Goth' group. In this group they wear absolutely nothing but back, usually have tons of piercing, and worship the dead. Now that you know what the types of girls are, you are already better off then you started. Turn the page for the next chapter of your girl-mind-reading transformation." Harry finished the first page and was speechless for all the information his brain had just been invaded with. (Now if a girl had read it she probably would have laughed at its uselessness, but then again they are boys) "How can there be so many different types?" asked Ron incredulously. "I have no idea," answered Harry, finally getting his voice back, "let's keep reading." Harry read aloud the next chapter, which had to do with using the actual spell to read the mind of the girls, since they already knew what was going to be the likely topics in their minds. "The spell you will be using is called the Indulgement Charm. With this charm you will be able to hear what is going on in the specific girls head at that very moment. You will now be able to relive memories of that persons past with this spell, nor will you be able to see into the depths of their brain. This spell is the only known way for boys to finally understand girls. Many women, though not knowing that the spell is upon them, have been very satisfied that the spell is finally letting their men not be so utterly clueless. Now, in order for the charm to work you must say the incantation, Indulgementa Mancala, and use the right hand motion, a heart shape around the girls head. Now I must warn you that the rest of the book is fairly pointless, just various magazine articles that have been cut from witch and Muffle magazines that most girls would probably have in their dorm. You have been warned." (A/N - yes I kno that the 'chapters in the book are short but deal with it lol) Harry shut the book, very excited to find the opportune moment to test out their new secret. Unfortunately enough for Harry and Ron was that at very moment a certain platinum blonde Slytherin had just finished the same exact article and thought the same exact thing as Harry. It now seemed that the enemies had more in common that most thought. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Hello Hermione, Ginny!" said Harry, not forgetting what he read yesterday. No one heard him though, because at that very second the thunderous sound of a thousand owls came upon them. Hermione seemed very pleased to see a heavy looking package land right in the plate of bacon right in front of her. She tipped it open and audibly screamed for joy, which made the owl, who was nibbling at the bacon, knock over the orange juice pitcher and fly irritably away. "I've been made Head Girl!" she said absolutely beaming. "It says here in the letter that they are sorry they didn't tell us sooner, but this summer was very busy and weren't able to hold a conference with all the teachers to see who was best suited for the position. It also says that I will share a special dorm with the head boy, which is.oh God any one but him.damn it.the head boy is Malfoy!" she ended, her good mood dampened by this news. "That right, you sticking mudblood. And if you get in my way at all you'll be very sorry!" Malfoy sneered. "Oh shove off Malfoy!" Hermione retorted and walked away with her nose in the air. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ During Transfiguration that day, which was with the Gryffindors and the Slytherins, Professor McGonagall pulled Draco and Hermione aside. "Please stay after class. I will be taking you to your new dormitory and showing you around. Once we are there I will also tell you the password." she said sternly and continued teaching. When class was over the Draco and Hermione did as they were previously told while McGonagall waited for everyone to file out. She led them up the marble staircase and up many cases of stair until she finally reached a portrait of a dazzling winter wonderland, where instead of a portrait of a person there was a snowman with a black top hat, carrot nose, and two eyes made out of coal. "This is where the dormitory is. Your belongings have already been moved up here into your separate sleeping quarters. The password is 'blizzard' and it will change monthly. Now, in we go." she finally said, leading them into a stunning room Half the room had scarlet painted walls with a lion in several different hues of gold painted on the biggest wall. The other half of the room had its walls painted emerald with a silver serpent painted on its biggest wall. Both walls were equally as beautiful, though the Gryffindor half definitely seemed more welcoming. In each side there were also very, very comfortable looking chairs and couches. On either side of the room were winding staircases, which went to separate rooms. The rooms had a huge king size bed with what looked like a super soft comforter on it. To the each side of the bed were two beautiful wooden dressers, with which their clothes had already been put. The door on the left of their walls led to a gorgeous marble bathroom. The tub was more like a Jacuzzi and the nozzles that usually poured out water poured out bubble bath and whatever shampoo, conditioner, and body wash you wanted. Hermione and Malfoy were both stunned at the new luxury they were receiving at Hogwarts, but couldn't dwell on it long because McGonagall quickly started talking. "I am also pleased to inform you that you two will be planners behind the ball this year. You will come up with the theme, the day, and you must also have dance partners. Now, back to your classes." She finished sternly, reminding them both that they still had classes. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ After classes Hermione went back to her new dorm immediately and started planning the ball. Malfoy, on the other hand, was still very eager to try out the Indulgment Charm. While Hermione was obsessing over the details Draco took his wand, made a heart shape around her head, and whispered "Indugelmenta Mancala" and waited, almost too excited to sit down. And then he heard them. For the first time in any boys' life he heard the thoughts of a teenage girl. "Ok, got the day, got the theme, oh shit, now the dance partner. No one is ever going to ask me - and I can't go alone! DAMN IT! I wish Malfoy would ask me.but who am I kidding, he'd never ask me in a million years. And why is he staring at me? Oh well, its kind of nice for a guy to be staring at me for a change. Oh God I really don't want to go with Ron. I mean he'd nice and all.he's just not my type. Harry wouldn't be bad but I know that he likes Ginny, even if she doesn't realize it. They are both too shy to ask each other out. I'll have to remember to do something about that. Okay well I better tell Draco what I have planned so far and just pray that he doesn't make fun of me too much. It totally kills me when he does that, even if it doesn't look like it. Well here goes nothing." "Hey Malfoy - do you care if I tell you what I have so far and tell me what you think of it." Said Hermione hopefully. "No." responded Draco, who had just felt a new emotion to him - sympathy. Unbelievably, he felt very bad about teasing he the past 7 years. He had also just realized how beautiful she was. "It's remarkable she doesn't have a boyfriend yet." he thought. Hermione was stunned at his response, but took advantage of it and continued. "Okay. Well, I thought we could have the ball on Valentine's Day. I looked it up and it's on a Saturday this year so it wouldn't interfere with our schoolwork either. I thought the theme for the girls could be Muggle dresses and for the guys dress robes. Is there anything you want to add?" she asked tentatively. "No. Sound like its gonna be fun!" replied Draco, trying his best to be nice to her. They then both departed in better moods than they were before and almost instantly fell asleep. The next morning Hermione woke up, cleaned herself up so she didn't have any bed head or smeared make-up. She dressed herself in her robes and went down to breakfast. From the looks of it everyone else was already there and eating. The mail hadn't come yet, but as soon as she sat down she heard the rumbling of the owls. An unfamiliar owl came and dropped a black envelope on the plate in front of her and soared off. Hermoine noticed that the teachers were looking at her with a very sad look. She opened the letter curiously and scanned through it quickly. The paper fell out of her hands and silent tears started pouring out of her eyes. Ginny who was right next to her asked what was the matter but Hermione could speak. Ginny picked up the paper and scanned it just a Hermione had done. "Oh Hermione! I am soooo sorry!!!" comforted Ginny. Hermione didn't respond. She just sat there drenching her robes and cheeks with tears. "What's wrong?" asked Ron, Harry, and to everyone's surprise, Malfoy. Ginny, who was also now in tears, replied mournfully, "She just received a letter telling her that her parents died in a car crash!" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Did you like it? Hope so! I got writers block in the middle of - else I would have had it done a lot quicker! REVIEW LIKE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bubi! Blondi
Harry and Ron had just gotton back to the boys dorm, to which they had sprinted to after shoveling food into their mouths like to world was about to blow-up ---- and so did Malfoy, but no one seemed to notice this coincidence. As soon as the two best friends had thrown themselves onto Harry's bed, Harry seized the book from the bedside table where he had put it for safekeeping. He opened the first page and read out loud: "The first thing you need to know to understanding the beautiful mind of a teenage girl is that girls are like snowflakes, no two girls are ever the same. Though it may seem like to you - the boy - that all girls are either geeks, hotties, sporty, or just a girl and there is nothing more to them. Well, YOU"RE WRONG!!!!!!!! Accept it and get over it. Now, the next thing you need to know is what kind of girls there are and what they do. The first group is girly girls. This group can be seen doing various activities usually associated with girls, such as dancing, tanning in the summer in tight string bikinis, showing off what they have in . erm . body parts even if they have nothing to show off, gossiping about fashion, talking about their favorite subject - boys, and many other activities. The next group of girls are nicknames nerds or geeks. This group does nothing but have their noses in books, usually is wearing glasses, very unmuscular, and is rarely seen with boyfriends. The third group is called tomboys. This group of girls are more like boys, they like practically all sports, don't care how they look, and are also never seen with boyfriends because the boys are too afraid of their image of dating what it to the another boy. Another group is called 'the perfect girlfriend.' This group of girls is just about the perfect mix of all the groups. They care about how they look and love fashion, but still do all of their schoolwork exceptionally well. They also like to watch sports, even if they don't always like to play them. The final group is called the 'Goth' group. In this group they wear absolutely nothing but back, usually have tons of piercing, and worship the dead. Now that you know what the types of girls are, you are already better off then you started. Turn the page for the next chapter of your girl-mind-reading transformation." Harry finished the first page and was speechless for all the information his brain had just been invaded with. (Now if a girl had read it she probably would have laughed at its uselessness, but then again they are boys) "How can there be so many different types?" asked Ron incredulously. "I have no idea," answered Harry, finally getting his voice back, "let's keep reading." Harry read aloud the next chapter, which had to do with using the actual spell to read the mind of the girls, since they already knew what was going to be the likely topics in their minds. "The spell you will be using is called the Indulgement Charm. With this charm you will be able to hear what is going on in the specific girls head at that very moment. You will now be able to relive memories of that persons past with this spell, nor will you be able to see into the depths of their brain. This spell is the only known way for boys to finally understand girls. Many women, though not knowing that the spell is upon them, have been very satisfied that the spell is finally letting their men not be so utterly clueless. Now, in order for the charm to work you must say the incantation, Indulgementa Mancala, and use the right hand motion, a heart shape around the girls head. Now I must warn you that the rest of the book is fairly pointless, just various magazine articles that have been cut from witch and Muffle magazines that most girls would probably have in their dorm. You have been warned." (A/N - yes I kno that the 'chapters in the book are short but deal with it lol) Harry shut the book, very excited to find the opportune moment to test out their new secret. Unfortunately enough for Harry and Ron was that at very moment a certain platinum blonde Slytherin had just finished the same exact article and thought the same exact thing as Harry. It now seemed that the enemies had more in common that most thought. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Hello Hermione, Ginny!" said Harry, not forgetting what he read yesterday. No one heard him though, because at that very second the thunderous sound of a thousand owls came upon them. Hermione seemed very pleased to see a heavy looking package land right in the plate of bacon right in front of her. She tipped it open and audibly screamed for joy, which made the owl, who was nibbling at the bacon, knock over the orange juice pitcher and fly irritably away. "I've been made Head Girl!" she said absolutely beaming. "It says here in the letter that they are sorry they didn't tell us sooner, but this summer was very busy and weren't able to hold a conference with all the teachers to see who was best suited for the position. It also says that I will share a special dorm with the head boy, which is.oh God any one but him.damn it.the head boy is Malfoy!" she ended, her good mood dampened by this news. "That right, you sticking mudblood. And if you get in my way at all you'll be very sorry!" Malfoy sneered. "Oh shove off Malfoy!" Hermione retorted and walked away with her nose in the air. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ During Transfiguration that day, which was with the Gryffindors and the Slytherins, Professor McGonagall pulled Draco and Hermione aside. "Please stay after class. I will be taking you to your new dormitory and showing you around. Once we are there I will also tell you the password." she said sternly and continued teaching. When class was over the Draco and Hermione did as they were previously told while McGonagall waited for everyone to file out. She led them up the marble staircase and up many cases of stair until she finally reached a portrait of a dazzling winter wonderland, where instead of a portrait of a person there was a snowman with a black top hat, carrot nose, and two eyes made out of coal. "This is where the dormitory is. Your belongings have already been moved up here into your separate sleeping quarters. The password is 'blizzard' and it will change monthly. Now, in we go." she finally said, leading them into a stunning room Half the room had scarlet painted walls with a lion in several different hues of gold painted on the biggest wall. The other half of the room had its walls painted emerald with a silver serpent painted on its biggest wall. Both walls were equally as beautiful, though the Gryffindor half definitely seemed more welcoming. In each side there were also very, very comfortable looking chairs and couches. On either side of the room were winding staircases, which went to separate rooms. The rooms had a huge king size bed with what looked like a super soft comforter on it. To the each side of the bed were two beautiful wooden dressers, with which their clothes had already been put. The door on the left of their walls led to a gorgeous marble bathroom. The tub was more like a Jacuzzi and the nozzles that usually poured out water poured out bubble bath and whatever shampoo, conditioner, and body wash you wanted. Hermione and Malfoy were both stunned at the new luxury they were receiving at Hogwarts, but couldn't dwell on it long because McGonagall quickly started talking. "I am also pleased to inform you that you two will be planners behind the ball this year. You will come up with the theme, the day, and you must also have dance partners. Now, back to your classes." She finished sternly, reminding them both that they still had classes. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ After classes Hermione went back to her new dorm immediately and started planning the ball. Malfoy, on the other hand, was still very eager to try out the Indulgment Charm. While Hermione was obsessing over the details Draco took his wand, made a heart shape around her head, and whispered "Indugelmenta Mancala" and waited, almost too excited to sit down. And then he heard them. For the first time in any boys' life he heard the thoughts of a teenage girl. "Ok, got the day, got the theme, oh shit, now the dance partner. No one is ever going to ask me - and I can't go alone! DAMN IT! I wish Malfoy would ask me.but who am I kidding, he'd never ask me in a million years. And why is he staring at me? Oh well, its kind of nice for a guy to be staring at me for a change. Oh God I really don't want to go with Ron. I mean he'd nice and all.he's just not my type. Harry wouldn't be bad but I know that he likes Ginny, even if she doesn't realize it. They are both too shy to ask each other out. I'll have to remember to do something about that. Okay well I better tell Draco what I have planned so far and just pray that he doesn't make fun of me too much. It totally kills me when he does that, even if it doesn't look like it. Well here goes nothing." "Hey Malfoy - do you care if I tell you what I have so far and tell me what you think of it." Said Hermione hopefully. "No." responded Draco, who had just felt a new emotion to him - sympathy. Unbelievably, he felt very bad about teasing he the past 7 years. He had also just realized how beautiful she was. "It's remarkable she doesn't have a boyfriend yet." he thought. Hermione was stunned at his response, but took advantage of it and continued. "Okay. Well, I thought we could have the ball on Valentine's Day. I looked it up and it's on a Saturday this year so it wouldn't interfere with our schoolwork either. I thought the theme for the girls could be Muggle dresses and for the guys dress robes. Is there anything you want to add?" she asked tentatively. "No. Sound like its gonna be fun!" replied Draco, trying his best to be nice to her. They then both departed in better moods than they were before and almost instantly fell asleep. The next morning Hermione woke up, cleaned herself up so she didn't have any bed head or smeared make-up. She dressed herself in her robes and went down to breakfast. From the looks of it everyone else was already there and eating. The mail hadn't come yet, but as soon as she sat down she heard the rumbling of the owls. An unfamiliar owl came and dropped a black envelope on the plate in front of her and soared off. Hermoine noticed that the teachers were looking at her with a very sad look. She opened the letter curiously and scanned through it quickly. The paper fell out of her hands and silent tears started pouring out of her eyes. Ginny who was right next to her asked what was the matter but Hermione could speak. Ginny picked up the paper and scanned it just a Hermione had done. "Oh Hermione! I am soooo sorry!!!" comforted Ginny. Hermione didn't respond. She just sat there drenching her robes and cheeks with tears. "What's wrong?" asked Ron, Harry, and to everyone's surprise, Malfoy. Ginny, who was also now in tears, replied mournfully, "She just received a letter telling her that her parents died in a car crash!" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Did you like it? Hope so! I got writers block in the middle of - else I would have had it done a lot quicker! REVIEW LIKE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bubi! Blondi