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Chapter 3
Freaky Friday Hogwarts Version
"Oh Jamesie I want that one!" the blasted hyena-lady said as an attempt to look cute. She started pointing madly at MY expensive silk skirt.
I carefully raised my eyebrow at her, trying to keep my anger at bay, "That isn't yours... Baby." I said the last world forcefully, and drove her away from the Girls Dormitory.
James and I, Lily Evans had come under a compromise. I act like a good boyfriend to Ariel, and he, or should I say, she, will act like a good best friend to Aimee and Antoinette. Not a very promising situation considering James flirted with every girl-leading me to wonder how Aimee will look when James, as me, will try to flirt with her. Horrified, perhaps- and I hate Princeton's guts.
James told me that he scheduled a date with Ariel to Hogsmeade the following day, so here I was... picking Ariel up from MY dorm.
Ariel pouted, but quickly smiled, "You'll get me one, right Jamesie?" she asked, batting her pathetic eyelashes at me. I noticed that she had really long eyelashes, compared to mine.
"Probably."
"I can't wait to see Evans' face when she sees me going around with her skirt." Ariel gushed, laughing to herself, twirling around happily.
I glanced at the direction of my friends, longing to be beside them now, instead of going out with Ariel. I turned back to her, listening to her whine constantly about my previous attitude to her.
"-Can't believe you'd do that to me, Jamesie. But I forgive you. I'm a very forgiving person, you know?" Ariel burst into giggles, holding a hand over her mouth to control it.
I pinched my eyes shut. I have a new objective:
1. Find James Potter.
2. Roast James Potter over heating fire.
3. Kill James Potter
4. Trap Ariel in a gas chamber.
5. Leave her starving.
6. Kill her when she claims that Lily Evans is a goddess through a gas chamber.
It WAS a very promising situation.
"Jamesie?"
I blinked, and swatted at her arm that was waving round my face. "What?"
She giggled, and laid her head on my shoulder, "I hate Evans."
I gurgled, "Um... I hate her too."
"No you don't." Ariel said angrily, rounding up on me, "Don't lie."
I blinked. Was Ariel dumb or what? Did she read the Hogwarts Tribute Newspaper? Honestly, she should know that Potter and I are at a very critical situation. One minute of being left alone could mean death between us.
"I hate Evans, remember... Love?" I tried to act as casual as possible. Well, as casual as a person who says he hates himself can.
Ariel looked at me suspiciously, "You don't call me love..."
"There's a start for everything."
"You're also against that quote."
"Sirius." I said shortly, and walked out of the portrait in a hurry, trying to lose Ariel, but she caught me.
"Sirius is also against that quote."
I sighed, and looked at Ariel's eyes, "What would you do if I told you to..." I raked my brain for an appropriate word, "Fuck off?"
Ariel's eyes lost its sparkle, instead of asking 'why?' like I thought she would, she said: "Um, ok then." She leaned over, and pecked me in the cheek, "I'll go to Hazel if you need me." She said quietly.
This was NOT working out.
~6789~
"Ahahahaha!" one of the twins, probably Aimee cause she was wearing jeans burst out laughing. She was holding a Hana Yori Dango manga on her hands.
I peered over at manga, trying to see what was funny, but she quickly snapped the manga closed.
The other twin, Antoinette, sighed, and flipped to the next page of her Sweetness Magazine tiredly, criticizing it every now and then, until she closed it. "Lils, where's your Charmster mag?" she asked me.
I looked up at her from my homework, "My what?"
"Charmster Magazine. The one with Heart Peters on the cover...?"
"Who?"
"Heart Peters." Antoinette said tiredly, propping her arm under her, "Pop Witch Princess."
It clicked. Heart Peters was the girl Sirius was fawning over last week, also the girl Ariel was praising not more than a day ago. "Um... I dunno."
"I borrowed it." Aimee said shortly, turning to the next page, "It's in the closet."
"Aimee!" Antoinette shrieked, "What closet exactly?"
Aimee rose an eyebrow at her older sister unenthusiastically, "The one beside Lily's bed. Duh, 'Nette."
"The one with the crazy bear?"
Aimee's eyes widened in realization, "Oh shit." She stood up, and rushed to Lily's bedside. She burst open the cabinet, and paled. She turned to me, horrified, "Lily, I am so sorry!" she cried, holding up remains of what seemed to be magazine bits.
I shrugged at her, and continued answering my homework.
Antoinette stared at me with wide eyes, "Lils, that magazine has Matthew Harper's interview and signature in it..." she said slowly, trying to make me realize something... but what?
"So?"
Antoinette looked surprised, and turned to her twin, "Did she just say 'so'?"
Aimee nodded.
"Lily! He's your crush, remember?"
Lily's crush, huh?
That calls for one thing.
One very important Marauder trait...
BLACKMAIL!!!
~6789~ *James in Lily*
(A/N: James is the speaker, and Lily is known as 'he', or 'him'. I know this is confusing, but please bear with me. I find it hard to write this because of this confusing state.)
Potter!
There he is!
I rushed over to him, well, Lily Evans anyway. He looked like an idiot standing there with no company whatsoever. That is very obvious that that's not me.
"What are you doing there standing like an idiot?" I asked angrily, stomping over to James, well, me. "Do you see ME doing that?"
He rounded up on me in surprise. "I'm not looking like an idiot!"
"Course you aren't."
"I hate you."
"Join the club."
"Who says I'm not ALREADY IN the club?" (A/N: Isn't that a song?)
I smirked, "Well, it'll be a tad difficult actually DOING something in the club against me when you're me, don't you think?" I almost forgot the blackmail part.
"That's no prob, Potter," At this, everyone in our range started at us as the words escaped his mouth. "I mean, Evans." He quickly corrected himself; "I can just act like an idiot to ridicule you, easy as pie."
"It won't be easy as pie when everyone in school finds out about your crush on Matthew Harper..." I said, smirking as I saw a funny expression cross his face.
"What?" He hissed quietly.
I waved my hands around, "Matthew Harper."
He purpled, then he brightened up considerably, "You won't be spreading that news when I threaten to babble your lack of underwear, Potter. You're crowd of admirers will disappear when they find out about this. I should know."
Another screw up in blackmail.
Damn.
~6789~ *Lily in James*
(A/N: Lily in James is the speaker, and James in Lily is known as 'she', or 'her'. I know this is confusing, but please bear with me. I find it hard to write this because of this confusing state.)
How did Potter know about Matthew Harper? Well, thank God that I had something against him as well or else he'll blab on it.
"How did YOU know about my not wearing underwear, Evans? You were spying on me?" she asked suspiciously, her eyes narrowed at me.
"Heck no!" I said quickly. "Eew, Potter. How dare you accuse me of such a thing. Not like there's anything to find out since your ego blabs on every important fact."
She wasn't able to say anything since Sirius jumped into the conversation.
"Hey Lilster." He said, I almost retorted, when I remembered that I was supposed to be James, "Hey James."
"Hey Padfoot." She said casually.
Sirius's eyes widened, then he rounded up on me, "She KNOWS, James?"
I looked at her worriedly.
She immediately found her mistake, and corrected herself, "Was that supposed to mean something? Cause it sounded cute, it had no meaning to me whatsoever."
Sirius didn't do anything to say he understood. But still, he let it pass. He looked at me, and said, "We have a prank scheduled today, remember?"
"What prank?" I asked immediately, when Lily said: "I know." At the same time.
"What?" Sirius asked confused.
"I mean... What prank will we do... tomorrow?" I said, as Lily glared at me, and I glared back.
Sirius looked uncertain, "Something's up, isn't it?"
Both of us tried to look confused, "What?" I asked angrily, trying to act like James, "Honestly, you'll think I won't tell you everything that happens in my life? You're my best..." What's the term James and Sirius use for 'friend'? Aha, "Best mate, remember?"
Sirius nodded at me, "I do remember, but you two are acting weird. Never mind." He looked around, and spotted a girl entering the Common Room, "Annika." He whispered, "Excuse me, fellow Gryffindors, but I have a girl to catch." With that, he slipped out of the conversation, and rushed to the girl.
"Who's that girl?" I asked Lily curiously, glancing at the girl.
"She's Annika Dao," he replied, seeing her confused face, he added, "She's Japanese and Chinese."
"If she's Japanese and Chinese, how come she's here in Hogwarts?"
She shrugged, "Maybe she grew up here. It's possible."
I nodded, it was possible. "She's pretty." I said with distaste since it was probably the only reason Sirius liked her.
Annika had long black hair from what I could see; she also had dark brown eyes. Her hair was tied in a ponytail, and was braided neatly. She wore black pants and a blood red shirt, which was seen through her untied navy blue silk robe.
"I'm surprised you don't know her, Evans." She said, looking at me, "I mean, she's like a heartthrob here in Hogwarts."
I tipped my eyeglasses, and looked down at myself, "I don't associate with people who only talk about looks, Potter. If you'll excuse me, I have a date with Ariel to catch. It won't look pretty if I'm late, will it?" I turned back to the 7th Year Dorms.
"Evans, I'm been wondering how it felt to kiss a boy, any idea?" she taunted as I walked away, but I heard it. I heard it AND its hidden meaning.
I bolted back to her side, a glare obvious in my face, "Don't you dare..."
"Hey! You can't blackmail me anymore, Evans, I'll have two against you." She was enjoying this. I swear, she was. "The question in my mind is: Who? Maybe Sirius? I mean, many girls claim that his kisses are amazing. If it isn't I can-"
SLAP!
~123456789~
Hello! I'm sorry for the late update and all. I wonder if you're still there... reading. You know... I wonder how odd it will look if you see a boy slapping a girl. Isn't that odd?
Ok, I said odd too much times.
I'd LOVE ideas and all. I mean, I need ideas. No ideas, no write. Something like this:
COMPUTER + NO IDEA= NO STORY
COMPUTER + IDEA=STORY IN LESS THAN 2 DAYS
That simple. I wrote this baby in two days, less. I had school interruptions and stuff. I know that this story is boring and everything. But, hey! Freaky Friday the movie wasn't ALL exciting, right? Some parts were VERY dragging.
Oh, yeah, another reason I didn't post this early:
I had another idea for a fic, a one-shot fic. It's about James when he meets a comb. I know it was used already for this story, but don't you think it would be funny if James exaggerated its ability to just tidy up your hair? I mean, if he thought it could blow your head off once it comes into contact with your body. Oh, and Annika is in that story too.
I also have an e-mail alert up. Just put your e-mail in the review, and say that you want an e-mail review, and voila! You'll get it whenever I update, si?
Oh, and thanks to:
neva
Paruety Redal
sweetcherries304: Thank you.
dark star11: Oh God, what WILL I do when those stuff happen?
SnufflestheInsane
Gryffspopgurl: yup, it's Liu Xing Hua Yuan. How'd you know about it?
fishkisser
loser-me-ushi
BeCkY6
haniyyah (reviewed TWICE!): Uh... is that a compliment? I
Oero
THE BOOT OF MANY MOODS
Kady Rilla Wholi: I'm sorry, I just dunno what to do anymore. Also, ideas keep popping out for others stories, that I forgot what GotF is about. I also re-read it, and got VERY embarrassed at my childish writing, as if this one isn't anyway. I can recommend you to a story that the main character is a servant, I just found out about it recently, I don't really like the story, but you might: The Story of Lily, by bella I think.
Trinity Day
babmidnight: Thanks you the compliment and advice. I actually considered it for a time.
Taisy098
DreamOnForever
REVIEW PEOPLE! I was soo disappointed when the reviews were less compared to the first chapter. Was it THAT bad? I mean, from 50 reviews to 20 less.
Just press that button below this sentence for a review, then you'll get the next chapter up in no time! =)
Chapter 3
Freaky Friday Hogwarts Version
"Oh Jamesie I want that one!" the blasted hyena-lady said as an attempt to look cute. She started pointing madly at MY expensive silk skirt.
I carefully raised my eyebrow at her, trying to keep my anger at bay, "That isn't yours... Baby." I said the last world forcefully, and drove her away from the Girls Dormitory.
James and I, Lily Evans had come under a compromise. I act like a good boyfriend to Ariel, and he, or should I say, she, will act like a good best friend to Aimee and Antoinette. Not a very promising situation considering James flirted with every girl-leading me to wonder how Aimee will look when James, as me, will try to flirt with her. Horrified, perhaps- and I hate Princeton's guts.
James told me that he scheduled a date with Ariel to Hogsmeade the following day, so here I was... picking Ariel up from MY dorm.
Ariel pouted, but quickly smiled, "You'll get me one, right Jamesie?" she asked, batting her pathetic eyelashes at me. I noticed that she had really long eyelashes, compared to mine.
"Probably."
"I can't wait to see Evans' face when she sees me going around with her skirt." Ariel gushed, laughing to herself, twirling around happily.
I glanced at the direction of my friends, longing to be beside them now, instead of going out with Ariel. I turned back to her, listening to her whine constantly about my previous attitude to her.
"-Can't believe you'd do that to me, Jamesie. But I forgive you. I'm a very forgiving person, you know?" Ariel burst into giggles, holding a hand over her mouth to control it.
I pinched my eyes shut. I have a new objective:
1. Find James Potter.
2. Roast James Potter over heating fire.
3. Kill James Potter
4. Trap Ariel in a gas chamber.
5. Leave her starving.
6. Kill her when she claims that Lily Evans is a goddess through a gas chamber.
It WAS a very promising situation.
"Jamesie?"
I blinked, and swatted at her arm that was waving round my face. "What?"
She giggled, and laid her head on my shoulder, "I hate Evans."
I gurgled, "Um... I hate her too."
"No you don't." Ariel said angrily, rounding up on me, "Don't lie."
I blinked. Was Ariel dumb or what? Did she read the Hogwarts Tribute Newspaper? Honestly, she should know that Potter and I are at a very critical situation. One minute of being left alone could mean death between us.
"I hate Evans, remember... Love?" I tried to act as casual as possible. Well, as casual as a person who says he hates himself can.
Ariel looked at me suspiciously, "You don't call me love..."
"There's a start for everything."
"You're also against that quote."
"Sirius." I said shortly, and walked out of the portrait in a hurry, trying to lose Ariel, but she caught me.
"Sirius is also against that quote."
I sighed, and looked at Ariel's eyes, "What would you do if I told you to..." I raked my brain for an appropriate word, "Fuck off?"
Ariel's eyes lost its sparkle, instead of asking 'why?' like I thought she would, she said: "Um, ok then." She leaned over, and pecked me in the cheek, "I'll go to Hazel if you need me." She said quietly.
This was NOT working out.
~6789~
"Ahahahaha!" one of the twins, probably Aimee cause she was wearing jeans burst out laughing. She was holding a Hana Yori Dango manga on her hands.
I peered over at manga, trying to see what was funny, but she quickly snapped the manga closed.
The other twin, Antoinette, sighed, and flipped to the next page of her Sweetness Magazine tiredly, criticizing it every now and then, until she closed it. "Lils, where's your Charmster mag?" she asked me.
I looked up at her from my homework, "My what?"
"Charmster Magazine. The one with Heart Peters on the cover...?"
"Who?"
"Heart Peters." Antoinette said tiredly, propping her arm under her, "Pop Witch Princess."
It clicked. Heart Peters was the girl Sirius was fawning over last week, also the girl Ariel was praising not more than a day ago. "Um... I dunno."
"I borrowed it." Aimee said shortly, turning to the next page, "It's in the closet."
"Aimee!" Antoinette shrieked, "What closet exactly?"
Aimee rose an eyebrow at her older sister unenthusiastically, "The one beside Lily's bed. Duh, 'Nette."
"The one with the crazy bear?"
Aimee's eyes widened in realization, "Oh shit." She stood up, and rushed to Lily's bedside. She burst open the cabinet, and paled. She turned to me, horrified, "Lily, I am so sorry!" she cried, holding up remains of what seemed to be magazine bits.
I shrugged at her, and continued answering my homework.
Antoinette stared at me with wide eyes, "Lils, that magazine has Matthew Harper's interview and signature in it..." she said slowly, trying to make me realize something... but what?
"So?"
Antoinette looked surprised, and turned to her twin, "Did she just say 'so'?"
Aimee nodded.
"Lily! He's your crush, remember?"
Lily's crush, huh?
That calls for one thing.
One very important Marauder trait...
BLACKMAIL!!!
~6789~ *James in Lily*
(A/N: James is the speaker, and Lily is known as 'he', or 'him'. I know this is confusing, but please bear with me. I find it hard to write this because of this confusing state.)
Potter!
There he is!
I rushed over to him, well, Lily Evans anyway. He looked like an idiot standing there with no company whatsoever. That is very obvious that that's not me.
"What are you doing there standing like an idiot?" I asked angrily, stomping over to James, well, me. "Do you see ME doing that?"
He rounded up on me in surprise. "I'm not looking like an idiot!"
"Course you aren't."
"I hate you."
"Join the club."
"Who says I'm not ALREADY IN the club?" (A/N: Isn't that a song?)
I smirked, "Well, it'll be a tad difficult actually DOING something in the club against me when you're me, don't you think?" I almost forgot the blackmail part.
"That's no prob, Potter," At this, everyone in our range started at us as the words escaped his mouth. "I mean, Evans." He quickly corrected himself; "I can just act like an idiot to ridicule you, easy as pie."
"It won't be easy as pie when everyone in school finds out about your crush on Matthew Harper..." I said, smirking as I saw a funny expression cross his face.
"What?" He hissed quietly.
I waved my hands around, "Matthew Harper."
He purpled, then he brightened up considerably, "You won't be spreading that news when I threaten to babble your lack of underwear, Potter. You're crowd of admirers will disappear when they find out about this. I should know."
Another screw up in blackmail.
Damn.
~6789~ *Lily in James*
(A/N: Lily in James is the speaker, and James in Lily is known as 'she', or 'her'. I know this is confusing, but please bear with me. I find it hard to write this because of this confusing state.)
How did Potter know about Matthew Harper? Well, thank God that I had something against him as well or else he'll blab on it.
"How did YOU know about my not wearing underwear, Evans? You were spying on me?" she asked suspiciously, her eyes narrowed at me.
"Heck no!" I said quickly. "Eew, Potter. How dare you accuse me of such a thing. Not like there's anything to find out since your ego blabs on every important fact."
She wasn't able to say anything since Sirius jumped into the conversation.
"Hey Lilster." He said, I almost retorted, when I remembered that I was supposed to be James, "Hey James."
"Hey Padfoot." She said casually.
Sirius's eyes widened, then he rounded up on me, "She KNOWS, James?"
I looked at her worriedly.
She immediately found her mistake, and corrected herself, "Was that supposed to mean something? Cause it sounded cute, it had no meaning to me whatsoever."
Sirius didn't do anything to say he understood. But still, he let it pass. He looked at me, and said, "We have a prank scheduled today, remember?"
"What prank?" I asked immediately, when Lily said: "I know." At the same time.
"What?" Sirius asked confused.
"I mean... What prank will we do... tomorrow?" I said, as Lily glared at me, and I glared back.
Sirius looked uncertain, "Something's up, isn't it?"
Both of us tried to look confused, "What?" I asked angrily, trying to act like James, "Honestly, you'll think I won't tell you everything that happens in my life? You're my best..." What's the term James and Sirius use for 'friend'? Aha, "Best mate, remember?"
Sirius nodded at me, "I do remember, but you two are acting weird. Never mind." He looked around, and spotted a girl entering the Common Room, "Annika." He whispered, "Excuse me, fellow Gryffindors, but I have a girl to catch." With that, he slipped out of the conversation, and rushed to the girl.
"Who's that girl?" I asked Lily curiously, glancing at the girl.
"She's Annika Dao," he replied, seeing her confused face, he added, "She's Japanese and Chinese."
"If she's Japanese and Chinese, how come she's here in Hogwarts?"
She shrugged, "Maybe she grew up here. It's possible."
I nodded, it was possible. "She's pretty." I said with distaste since it was probably the only reason Sirius liked her.
Annika had long black hair from what I could see; she also had dark brown eyes. Her hair was tied in a ponytail, and was braided neatly. She wore black pants and a blood red shirt, which was seen through her untied navy blue silk robe.
"I'm surprised you don't know her, Evans." She said, looking at me, "I mean, she's like a heartthrob here in Hogwarts."
I tipped my eyeglasses, and looked down at myself, "I don't associate with people who only talk about looks, Potter. If you'll excuse me, I have a date with Ariel to catch. It won't look pretty if I'm late, will it?" I turned back to the 7th Year Dorms.
"Evans, I'm been wondering how it felt to kiss a boy, any idea?" she taunted as I walked away, but I heard it. I heard it AND its hidden meaning.
I bolted back to her side, a glare obvious in my face, "Don't you dare..."
"Hey! You can't blackmail me anymore, Evans, I'll have two against you." She was enjoying this. I swear, she was. "The question in my mind is: Who? Maybe Sirius? I mean, many girls claim that his kisses are amazing. If it isn't I can-"
SLAP!
~123456789~
Hello! I'm sorry for the late update and all. I wonder if you're still there... reading. You know... I wonder how odd it will look if you see a boy slapping a girl. Isn't that odd?
Ok, I said odd too much times.
I'd LOVE ideas and all. I mean, I need ideas. No ideas, no write. Something like this:
COMPUTER + NO IDEA= NO STORY
COMPUTER + IDEA=STORY IN LESS THAN 2 DAYS
That simple. I wrote this baby in two days, less. I had school interruptions and stuff. I know that this story is boring and everything. But, hey! Freaky Friday the movie wasn't ALL exciting, right? Some parts were VERY dragging.
Oh, yeah, another reason I didn't post this early:
I had another idea for a fic, a one-shot fic. It's about James when he meets a comb. I know it was used already for this story, but don't you think it would be funny if James exaggerated its ability to just tidy up your hair? I mean, if he thought it could blow your head off once it comes into contact with your body. Oh, and Annika is in that story too.
I also have an e-mail alert up. Just put your e-mail in the review, and say that you want an e-mail review, and voila! You'll get it whenever I update, si?
Oh, and thanks to:
neva
Paruety Redal
sweetcherries304: Thank you.
dark star11: Oh God, what WILL I do when those stuff happen?
SnufflestheInsane
Gryffspopgurl: yup, it's Liu Xing Hua Yuan. How'd you know about it?
fishkisser
loser-me-ushi
BeCkY6
haniyyah (reviewed TWICE!): Uh... is that a compliment? I
Oero
THE BOOT OF MANY MOODS
Kady Rilla Wholi: I'm sorry, I just dunno what to do anymore. Also, ideas keep popping out for others stories, that I forgot what GotF is about. I also re-read it, and got VERY embarrassed at my childish writing, as if this one isn't anyway. I can recommend you to a story that the main character is a servant, I just found out about it recently, I don't really like the story, but you might: The Story of Lily, by bella I think.
Trinity Day
babmidnight: Thanks you the compliment and advice. I actually considered it for a time.
Taisy098
DreamOnForever
REVIEW PEOPLE! I was soo disappointed when the reviews were less compared to the first chapter. Was it THAT bad? I mean, from 50 reviews to 20 less.
Just press that button below this sentence for a review, then you'll get the next chapter up in no time! =)