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THE BOOT OF MANY MOODS
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Chapter 5
Freaky Friday Hogwarts Version
Lily in James
I walked over to the counter of Three Broomsticks, pushing several people on the way. The sales clerk saw me, and asked for my order.
"Mellie of Three Broomsticks at your service, Mr. Potter."
Hm... I'm well-known. Better make use of that, "Hey, Mellie, what's fattening in here?"
She thought for a moment, then winced, "You won't like it, Mr. Potter. It's VERY fattening."
"What?" I pressed. Get James fat, get James fat.
"The TigerPhoenix. It's not like you'll like it any. It's very bitter. No one buys it-"
"I'll take it." I picked my wallet from my back pocket, and fished a galleon. "Keep the change."
Mellie giggled, and picked up the galleon, "My favorite customer..." She disappeared behind a door, and came back out with a funny looking beverage. "One TigerPhoenix, Mr. Potter. Enjoy the ladies." She winked at me.
I got it from the counter, and walked over to one empty table. Empty until three very familiar boys entered the premises.
"Oy! Wormtail, mines Butterbeer with cherry on the top!" A voice sounding strangely like Sirius shouted to a boy who hit me with his shoulder.
They walked over to the table I spotted, and sat down, getting comfortable. Hide. Was the instant thought that passed my head. I mean, I dunno how to act like James. The conversation a while ago proved that.
But Sirius spotted me.
"OY! PRONGS! OVER HERE!" he shouted loudly.
I winced, and walked over to them, trying to act like James as much as possible.
Sirius patted the chair beside him, and I took it. I placed the drink on the table, and grinned, "Hey guys. How's Hogsmeade doing you?"
"Fine. They ran out of Dungbombs by the way. I made Nathan order a box for us, it's coming next week. We should force them to have it delivered, shouldn't we?" Sirius asked me, looking out the window.
Remus smiled at me, "How was Ariel?"
"She dumped me."
"Like last time." Remus noted, and Sirius turned back to me.
"Honestly, why do you still go out with her? She's a pain in the ass if you ask me." Sirius said, frowning. Then he grinned, and said in a high-pitched voice that sounded strangely like Ariel, " 'Oh, Jamesie, look at this shirt! Isn't it fabulous? How do I look?' rephrase: 'Does this show my cleavage enough? If it does, I'll use your wallet.' How do YOU put up with her?"
Peter came back with three Butterbeers, one with a cherry on the top. "Hey James," He acknowledged, sliding the drinks to the respective owners. "Sirius... Remus... and mine!"
"No uh. That's mine Peter-boy!" Sirius said, getting his cherry, and putting it on top of Peter's Butterbeer. He pressed it to make sure that the cherry flavor was present.
I frowned at them, honestly, how childish can you get? Oh, and Butterbeer with cherry on the top? Grossness all over.
"Nooo!" Peter looked at his Butterbeer dejectedly, "Damn."
Sirius looked up at Peter innocently, "Oh... you're allergic to cherry, am I right? I'm so sorry. Maybe you should get another one. Don't worry, mate, this Butterbeer will be put to good use!" he sipped both Butterbeers, alternating.
Sirius and Remus gave each other triumphant high-fives. Sirius turned to me, and had his hand poised for another high-five.
I followed Remus, and took it. Boys sure are weird.
Sirius reached across the table, and slid Peter's Butterbeer over to himself, "Two Butterbeers for me!" He sipped the original one, and smacked his lips in front of Peter, "Mmm, good as always."
Peter scowled, and stood up, walking back to the counter, probably to buy another glass of Butterbeer.
Sirius leaned closer to me, "So about the incident in the Common Room...?"
Remus nodded, "I wasn't there, but Sirius filled me in. now it's your turn for your side of the story."
"I just slapped Evans, simple as pie."
Snort, "Like hell, James. I thought you promised that you won't ever hit a girl, what more slap one?"
I blinked. Did James really promise that? So that's why he didn't slap me earlier. What will James answer to this question anyway? "Evans is NOT a girl. More like a dragon."
"Dragon or not, she's a SHE."
"Admit it, Prongs, you were in the wrong."
"Do I look like I care?"
"Honestly? You don't."
"Soon, Prongs, you'll be hitting on boys like me!" Sirius puffed his chest out, "I attract both male and female!"
He changed the topic for me. Thank you soo much.
"I'm thirsty." I said, at least now I won't be asked questions since I'll be occupied with the drink.
I sipped my TigerPhoenix a bit, and was immediately disgusted. I had to swallow it immediately after it entered my mouth. It tasted so bitter that I regretted not following Mellie when she commented that I wouldn't like it.
"Looks gross." Sirius commented, finishing his own Butterbeer, he squinted at my TigerPhoenix, "Eew. Do you PLAN to eat that... that thing?"
"I wonder." I replied tartly, forgetting, for a minute, that Sirius is SUPPOSED to be my best friend--best mate! Not best friend, it's mate. I'm James, remember?
"You can give it to Peter." Sirius suggested.
"No. I'm drinking it. Hey... you wanna try?" I offered the both of them, eager to lessen the drink.
"Nope. It's all yours." Sirius looked out the window.
"Isn't that Ariel?" Remus asked me, pointing out the window.
It sure was. She wasn't acting all bitchy like a while ago. In fact, she was flirting with a group of 6th Year boys, I sipped the drink carefully. Sip and swallow. Sip and swallow.
"Big deal. There's a guy over there flirting with Cortessa. He looks familiar... who is he?" Sirius asked Remus, frowning lightly.
"Mark Andrees--" Remus replied, but I stopped him by choking out some of the TigerPhoenix that I failed to swallow.
"Where?" I rasped out angrily, looking for the tall 7th Year Ravenclaw. I spotted him in the corner of the street, flirting with the Slytherin Prefect.
"Eew. Are they frenching?" Remus asked me, looking disgusted.
"How should I know?"
"Cause you do it with Ariel, duh." Sirius answered, smirking to himself. "Damn, I don't have a camera."
They were NOT helping.
That was when I stood up, ready to show that Andrees what Lily Evans, as James Potter, could do.
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Hello! Soooo sorry for the delay! It was going to be delayed more if RinoaJ, author of Crazy for this Girl, didn't update. She was my inspiration. When she posted, ideas for this fic came to my head, and ta- duh! Don't you love her fics? You should read ALL of them.
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THE BOOT OF MANY MOODS
Crookykanks
moony*padfoot
Chapter 5
Freaky Friday Hogwarts Version
Lily in James
I walked over to the counter of Three Broomsticks, pushing several people on the way. The sales clerk saw me, and asked for my order.
"Mellie of Three Broomsticks at your service, Mr. Potter."
Hm... I'm well-known. Better make use of that, "Hey, Mellie, what's fattening in here?"
She thought for a moment, then winced, "You won't like it, Mr. Potter. It's VERY fattening."
"What?" I pressed. Get James fat, get James fat.
"The TigerPhoenix. It's not like you'll like it any. It's very bitter. No one buys it-"
"I'll take it." I picked my wallet from my back pocket, and fished a galleon. "Keep the change."
Mellie giggled, and picked up the galleon, "My favorite customer..." She disappeared behind a door, and came back out with a funny looking beverage. "One TigerPhoenix, Mr. Potter. Enjoy the ladies." She winked at me.
I got it from the counter, and walked over to one empty table. Empty until three very familiar boys entered the premises.
"Oy! Wormtail, mines Butterbeer with cherry on the top!" A voice sounding strangely like Sirius shouted to a boy who hit me with his shoulder.
They walked over to the table I spotted, and sat down, getting comfortable. Hide. Was the instant thought that passed my head. I mean, I dunno how to act like James. The conversation a while ago proved that.
But Sirius spotted me.
"OY! PRONGS! OVER HERE!" he shouted loudly.
I winced, and walked over to them, trying to act like James as much as possible.
Sirius patted the chair beside him, and I took it. I placed the drink on the table, and grinned, "Hey guys. How's Hogsmeade doing you?"
"Fine. They ran out of Dungbombs by the way. I made Nathan order a box for us, it's coming next week. We should force them to have it delivered, shouldn't we?" Sirius asked me, looking out the window.
Remus smiled at me, "How was Ariel?"
"She dumped me."
"Like last time." Remus noted, and Sirius turned back to me.
"Honestly, why do you still go out with her? She's a pain in the ass if you ask me." Sirius said, frowning. Then he grinned, and said in a high-pitched voice that sounded strangely like Ariel, " 'Oh, Jamesie, look at this shirt! Isn't it fabulous? How do I look?' rephrase: 'Does this show my cleavage enough? If it does, I'll use your wallet.' How do YOU put up with her?"
Peter came back with three Butterbeers, one with a cherry on the top. "Hey James," He acknowledged, sliding the drinks to the respective owners. "Sirius... Remus... and mine!"
"No uh. That's mine Peter-boy!" Sirius said, getting his cherry, and putting it on top of Peter's Butterbeer. He pressed it to make sure that the cherry flavor was present.
I frowned at them, honestly, how childish can you get? Oh, and Butterbeer with cherry on the top? Grossness all over.
"Nooo!" Peter looked at his Butterbeer dejectedly, "Damn."
Sirius looked up at Peter innocently, "Oh... you're allergic to cherry, am I right? I'm so sorry. Maybe you should get another one. Don't worry, mate, this Butterbeer will be put to good use!" he sipped both Butterbeers, alternating.
Sirius and Remus gave each other triumphant high-fives. Sirius turned to me, and had his hand poised for another high-five.
I followed Remus, and took it. Boys sure are weird.
Sirius reached across the table, and slid Peter's Butterbeer over to himself, "Two Butterbeers for me!" He sipped the original one, and smacked his lips in front of Peter, "Mmm, good as always."
Peter scowled, and stood up, walking back to the counter, probably to buy another glass of Butterbeer.
Sirius leaned closer to me, "So about the incident in the Common Room...?"
Remus nodded, "I wasn't there, but Sirius filled me in. now it's your turn for your side of the story."
"I just slapped Evans, simple as pie."
Snort, "Like hell, James. I thought you promised that you won't ever hit a girl, what more slap one?"
I blinked. Did James really promise that? So that's why he didn't slap me earlier. What will James answer to this question anyway? "Evans is NOT a girl. More like a dragon."
"Dragon or not, she's a SHE."
"Admit it, Prongs, you were in the wrong."
"Do I look like I care?"
"Honestly? You don't."
"Soon, Prongs, you'll be hitting on boys like me!" Sirius puffed his chest out, "I attract both male and female!"
He changed the topic for me. Thank you soo much.
"I'm thirsty." I said, at least now I won't be asked questions since I'll be occupied with the drink.
I sipped my TigerPhoenix a bit, and was immediately disgusted. I had to swallow it immediately after it entered my mouth. It tasted so bitter that I regretted not following Mellie when she commented that I wouldn't like it.
"Looks gross." Sirius commented, finishing his own Butterbeer, he squinted at my TigerPhoenix, "Eew. Do you PLAN to eat that... that thing?"
"I wonder." I replied tartly, forgetting, for a minute, that Sirius is SUPPOSED to be my best friend--best mate! Not best friend, it's mate. I'm James, remember?
"You can give it to Peter." Sirius suggested.
"No. I'm drinking it. Hey... you wanna try?" I offered the both of them, eager to lessen the drink.
"Nope. It's all yours." Sirius looked out the window.
"Isn't that Ariel?" Remus asked me, pointing out the window.
It sure was. She wasn't acting all bitchy like a while ago. In fact, she was flirting with a group of 6th Year boys, I sipped the drink carefully. Sip and swallow. Sip and swallow.
"Big deal. There's a guy over there flirting with Cortessa. He looks familiar... who is he?" Sirius asked Remus, frowning lightly.
"Mark Andrees--" Remus replied, but I stopped him by choking out some of the TigerPhoenix that I failed to swallow.
"Where?" I rasped out angrily, looking for the tall 7th Year Ravenclaw. I spotted him in the corner of the street, flirting with the Slytherin Prefect.
"Eew. Are they frenching?" Remus asked me, looking disgusted.
"How should I know?"
"Cause you do it with Ariel, duh." Sirius answered, smirking to himself. "Damn, I don't have a camera."
They were NOT helping.
That was when I stood up, ready to show that Andrees what Lily Evans, as James Potter, could do.
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Hello! Soooo sorry for the delay! It was going to be delayed more if RinoaJ, author of Crazy for this Girl, didn't update. She was my inspiration. When she posted, ideas for this fic came to my head, and ta- duh! Don't you love her fics? You should read ALL of them.
But... I'm not here to hold up a board that says: "READ ALL OF RinoaJ's FICS! YOU'LL LOVE THEM!" and advertise her, I'm here to make you review!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: (Holds up a BIG BIG banner that says: READ ALL OF MY FICS!!!!) READ ALL OF MY FICS ALL YOU HAPPY READERS! DON'T FORGET TO REVIEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Readers: Scary...
We are the R the E the V-I-E-W-E-R-S! Go REVIEWERS!!!
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