Thank you everyone, we reached a hundred... wait, wasn't that long time ago? I forgot. Well, we still reached it. Thank you for reviewing, and being patient (hopefully) with me. Kisses to y'all!!!

fishkisser

Elven Dagger

BeCkY6

Jewels5: I actually LOVED my description of Ariel, if that's what you'r complaining about. =). I'm so sorry, by the way. I hope I didn't ward you off.

Mintytoothpick: Me too!

Hermione

Trinity Day: you spelled them right. He he. I guess Lily was a little too active in making James fat.

Eizoku

Dagmar

Ruella: Oh! Sirius is not bi. Hopefully. Just that you can't really NOT attract boys, I mean, some peeps in Hogwarts may be bi, and are attracted to Sirius. Oh, and you read that chapter, don't worry, I just reposted. =)

Paruety Redal: You DID! You did review the last chappy.

Chapter 6

Freaky Friday Hogwarts Version

"Ahahahaha!" Candice Cortessa laughed as Mark Andrees sucked on her earlobe in a not-so-friendly way.

Candice wasn't an average witch. She wasn't a smart one either. In any way, she was still special. She could do wandless magic, and that was all that mattered to anyone. She dominated the "Charms" department. Added to this, she was part Japanese.

Candice had short black hair, and sparkling red eyes, which were, at the moment, covered by thin-rimmed eyeglasses. She wore a simple red halter top, black denims, and some short black robe. On her feet were some black Wizardium Sketchers.

"Mm. Did I ever tell you, my dear Candice, that you're so soft?" Mark asked teasingly, pushing her up against the post.

Now, Mark, on the other hand, was a normal wizard, average grades, average everything. He had long spiked brown hair with the front ones falling down over his eyes. He had almost-black eyes, which was barely seen because of the hair.

He wore just a leather trench coat, and some fancy pants which looked, just looked, expensive. In contrast to his garments, he had a long dangling golden chain necklace around his neck.

Candice giggled, and swatted him playfully, "Why, Mark, you did. But no harm in saying it once more, ne?"

"I love it when you use Japanese terms on me."

"Baka."

"I love it when you do that too."

"You're too easy to please."

"It's the other way around, Sweetheart."

"Mm hmm." Candice kissed him hungrily, spotting the familiar 'James Potter' making his way to them. It was a known fact, well, among friends, that Candice had this 'thing' for the Quidditch Star, and snogging Mark was one step closer to him getting to know her.

Sure, she tried impressing him with her wandless magic, a few times in fact, but it never worked. He had his mind stuck on that all-too-familiar Ariel Princeton, and maybe a bit of Lily Evans too, but she begged to differ.

"Contessa! Andrees! What in the world do you think you're doing?" James Potter bellowed angrily, making his way through to them, his friends rushing behind him.

This was Candice's chance to shine. And she knew it.

She threw Mark away, and rushed to James, stopping right in front of him, "James! He just lunged at me and kissed me!" she cried, trying to act believable by getting tears in her eyes. She was never the actor, though.

James looked at her, disgusted, and made his way to Mark.

"You! Aren't you supposed to be with me-- I mean, Lily?"

Mark immediately forgot that Candice just threw him off, "Hey wait a minute Potter. I don't give a damn what you freakin' think. I can play two gals at the same time. Unlike you!"

Sirius managed to hear the last sentence, "Play? You call that playing? Two girls? Honestly, how kiddish."

"It's 'childish'." Remus corrected.

"Kiddish, childish, whatever!"

"You'll give a damn what I think when I tell Lily." James hissed.

"Oh, Lily? Hah! Who cares 'bout Lily? The babysitter Lily? I have Cinderella right here!" he pointed to Candice, who was pouting.

"Babysitter?" James echoed disbelievingly.

Sirius snorted, "Lily is anything but, Andrees, and you should know that." he defended, seeing his best friend's anger immediately.

"Yeah babysitter. You gotta problem with that, Potty-head?" Mark challenged, taking out his trench coat, revealing a tight balck shirt. He flung it over to Candice, adding a suggestive wink. Candice glared back at him, but kept the trench coat anyway.

Lily, as James, knew that whenever men take of their clothing, it meant that they wanted a fight, nothing more, nothing less. But he wasn't intimidated, "You know, Andrees? You deserve to be in Slytherin."

"Hell yeah." Mark smirked, "I was wishing for Slytherin instead of stupid Ravenclaw," He snorted at this. "Heh, you deserve to be in Slytherin too, Potty-head." He rolled the sleeves of his shirt.

"Not as much as you."

"Damn right!" That was when Mark decided to lunge at James, his fist aimed at his head.

~6789~ *James in Lily*

I have been staring up at the wall since god knows when, of course, lying on my bed, counting the seconds till Evans came back. I just saw Ariel come inside the Common Room earlier, surrounded with her girlfriends, or whatever she calls them. You can be sure that I had my mind set on roasting Evans alive. Through this short period of time, I found out that the Spar twins were not too bad as I thought them to be. I mean, sure, I've been on the receiving end of Aimee's merciless beating for a heck of a lotta times, but she's not too bad.

By the way, both twins were sleeping.

The door burst open.

"Oh my gosh, Cinna, you should've been there," a girl I found out to be named Madison gushed, talking to her friend, uh... Cinna Weather-something. "James and Mark fighting like that. It was like a Kodak moment."

You can predict that I immediately jumped up from my earlier position. "Who's fighting?" I directed the question to Madison, who was known as the "Gossip Queen of Hogwarts".

Madison blinked at me a couple of times, surprised.

I don't blame her, really, since Evans wasn't the type to ask gossip questions.

"James Potter and Mark Andrees of course, gosh Lily, what happened to you?" Madison asked me, making her way over to the vanity table and picking up a brush.

"Yeah, Lily, what's wrong? Are you sick?" Cinna asked, making her way over to me.

"Not sick, how about you, Cinnabon?" I asked, forgetting, for a minute, that I was supposed to be Evans, serious and mean, not James Potter, joker and prankster.

Cinna and Madison stared at me. "Did you just crack a joke at me?" Cinna asked disbelievingly, looking at her best friend for confirmation.

"What's wrong?" Antoinette asked, waking up from her sleep, her hand wiping of the annoying morning stars from her eyes tiredly.

The peacemaker has woken up.

Too bad she has to appease the Quidditch Player now.

~6789~ *Lily in James*

I reeled back, and bumped against Sirius, who caught me just in time. I looked at Mark in surprise, tears springing to my eyes, but it didn't come down. Furious, I lunged back at him, and landed a fist in his stomach, pressing it hard against it.

Mark didn't fall as I did; instead, he grabbed both of my shoulders, and reeled me back. I felt my body hit concrete cement as he kept on going. That was when he punched me in the stomach.

Sirius and Remus came to the rescue, they pulled Mark away from me, and held him tight.

I slowly slid down the wall, my head down. Stupid Mark. Why did he like Candice more than me anyway? I had nothing against Candice, up to now that is. When I punched him in the stomach, I felt this rush of power gathering in my fist, probably adrenaline.

I peeped at Mark, and saw him struggling to get away from the two. I felt anger rush to my veins, and with no sign whatsoever, I kicked his leg, making him lose his balance, and fall.

I took this as my chance, and sat down on his stomach, securing him. I punched him in the chest several times, ignoring the bastard's protest.

"You bastard." I seethed angrily.

Mark didn't answer, maybe because he didn't have time too.

Sirius grabbed me, "Calm down James."

I relented, and stood up, my eyes not leaving those all too familiar ones, the one of my EX-boyfriend.

Mark Andrees, be warned. When I get back to being Lily Evans, you better be prepared to face some serious slapping from both me and Aimee. I glared at him for the last time as James Potter, turned on my heel and walked grandly out of the scene, my posse behind me.

I could tell that all of them had their eyes set on me. And I don't blame them.

It was only until Remus spoke up, that the silence was broken.

"You know, what you did was way out of proportion, James." He said quietly, but I heard him.

"James, you alright, man?" Sirius asked, coming beside me.

I ignored both of them, and quickened my pace. I didn't think they, of all people, would understand me. I trusted Mark. A lot. I told him all of my secrets, my fights with Aimee, sometimes, how much I loathe Ariel and James. I blinked back tears.

At this point, I don't care who the hell I'm supposed to act. James can be ruined for all I care. At least he still has a girlfriend, very trustworthy friends, and everything else.

That was when I decided to run away from them.

~6789~ *James in Lily*

So Evans decided to fight her own boyfriend, eh? No matter how mean I seem to Evans, I actually feel pity for her now. Evans didn't deserve any of it. Madison and Cinna had explained everything to me, why they fought, and how they did it. Madison was VERY descriptive.

After they explained everything to me, I ran down the dormitories, trying to act like a damsel in distress. It was pretty pathetic. Then I ran over to the Entrance Hall, waiting for Evans since I knew she would be coming back any minute.

I saw Ariel from the corner of my eyes, walking back and forth in front of the doors. She spotted me, and made her way over.

"Lily Evans? What are YOU doing here?" She asked me, a smirk playing over her lips.

"Waiting." Short answers like Evans.

"Oh, really? Perhaps you've heard of the fight between my Jamesie, and your boyfriend." She had this evil twinkle in her eyes, one that I've never seen before.

"What boyfriend? Andrees is not my boyfriend."

"Of course, what ever could I have thought?" she asked sarcastically, rolling her eyes, "Personally, I hope Jamesie roasts the shit out of him. Candice should get what she deserves trying to steal Jamesie from me." She laughed, "I don't think you heard the whole story."

"I did."

"You really think so?"

"Yes. Now can you move out of the way?" I shoved her like Evans would do. But Ariel remained firm.

"You know, Evans..." Ariel's eyes were blazing now, "I've ALWAYS hated you from the beginning."

I rolled my eyes, Ariel was never smart to begin with, "I surely hope so, I mean, it won't be always if it wasn't from the beginning, right?"

Ariel scowled, "Smart ass."

"Whatever. So, how's Potter's money?"

"A lot." Ariel looked at me triumphantly, "Unlike you. I have Jamesie to keep me rich till I die and after, while you have the "I-wish-I-was-rich- Mark-Andrees", too bad for you."

I blinked. What the hell? "So you're using me--I mean, Potter?"

"Of course." She waved her right hand around like it was nothing, "what did you think? I actually loved him? Ha! If only... YOU are the only obstacle in the way of our marriage, did you know that?"

"In what way?" I can't let my feelings get in the way; I had to keep Evans's reputation, even if she seemingly destroyed mine.

"You always have to act so damsel-in-distress like, as IF. Stay away Evans." She turned on her heel, and opened the Mahogany doors, sending me one last warning look.

I can't believe it. Ariel was USING me? Me? James Potter? God damnit, Sirius will have a field day when he finds out.

GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!

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A/N: Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Evil laugh... wait, that wasn't cliffie... nooooo!

He he, maybe I'm a bit tooooo hyper today. Anyway, who's more of a bitch now... a) Candice Cortessa, or b) Ariel Princeton? C'mon peepers, ANSWER and give me joy. I personally like Candice more, even if she's low. I mean, she's very special, and I had fun doing her scenes. I also have this obsession with Japanese peeps casue I'm DYING to add some Japanese phrases in here. If you don't understand one expression, just review and ask, I'll tell you.

Oh, I wanna do a trivia question kinda thing, to test your knowledge, it's all based on the book, no fret. =)

TRIVIA QUESTION #1:

What are the three trials of the Triwizard Competition?

You'll be rewarded with a special mention in the next chapter. Just add the answer to your review.

Oh!! I forgot! REVIEW!!!!

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