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LJstagflower4e/JCtigerwolf4e
If you got the Trivia Question right and I didn't mention you, please tell me cuz I sorta got mixed up.
Oh, and in this fic, I added a new plot. A new idea. A new story! Kidding with the story part. I dunno if you guys'll like it. So tell me. ;)
Chapter 8
Freaky Friday Hogwarts Version
Dreams on Clouds
*Lily in James*
I always found the lake relaxing. Always. Whenever I had problems, I always ran over here, and sat beside the big rock that overlooked the entire lake.
If it were nighttime, I would look up at the sky, and start looking for constellations. But I'm not good at that. Aimee is.
I brought my legs up to my chest, and lay my head over it. All these things I forgot. It was really bothering me. What if I forgot something as important as that, and I still have no idea that I forgot it?
~6789~ *Third person, breakfast*
"This is delicious!" Sirius said between mouthfuls, shoving big pieces of pancake in his mouth. "You want one, James?" Sirius offered the one on his fork.
James looked at it, disgusted, before refusing, "No thanks, Sirius. I'm not hungry."
"Ya aren't?" Sirius grabbed his glass of orange juice, and gulped it down, "How come?"
"Cause I'm not."
"Be a little more vague, and we'll REALLY understand you." Remus said sarcastically.
James ignored them.
"Hey! Don't finish the pancakes!" Peter stood up, and tried to reach the plate of pancakes that Sirius was holding high above his head.
"No can do, Petey, I'm hungry."
"Do I look like I care?"
"Yup."
"Who died and make you hungry?"
"The pancakes. And Peter, that 'joke' sucked royally."
While the two continued to argue, Remus contented himself with looking at James.
"How are you feeling?"
"Definitely not normal."
"The 'Time of the Month' is coming up, Prongs."
James' ears perked up, "Whose?"
Remus looked at James confused. He seemed hesitated to continue, but he did, "Mine, of course. Remember, I'm a werewolf?"
~6789~ *Still lunch, now James in Lily*
"Golly gee, Lily, look! The Marauders sure are acting strange..." Antoinette pointed her fork at them, a piece of uneaten bacon on top.
I drove my focus away from the disgusting sight, and looked at my peers. It WAS weird.
Only Sirius and I fight that loud. Peter is usually the quiet one, but now he's all silent. 'James' was standing up, looking at Remus in a shocked manner, his eyes widening. Now, Remus looked surprised at James' reaction.
I wonder what happened.
I turned back to Antoinette, who was beside me, and shrugged. "Why are you asking me?"
Antoinette drank from her glass, which had some disgusting Mandarin, which I am allergic to, juice in it, and rolled her eyes, "Was I asking? I was commenting."
I looked at Antoinette, surprised. She was usually the peaceful one. But I didn't have time to think because McGonagall came up, and asked the lower years to hurry eating, and asked the 7th Years to stay behind.
Most of the lower years had already left, and few were still eating, the ones remaining were talking about useless things. When everyone left, McGonagall stood up, "I am pairing you up for your pair project. Yes, Mr. Black, I will arrange the pairing.
(A/N: *means skippable another ** means done skippable.)
"I will start by the females through alphabet, if you hear your name stand up, and walk to your partner. *Celine Andrews, you will be paired up with Thomas Pairwin. Kimberly Amber paired with Michael Chiffon. **Caramel Breens with Remus Lupin. Sandra DeMoore and... yes Lucious Malfoy. Lily Evans with James Potter..."
And she went on. Being paired up with Evans wasn't that bad, I mean, we won't risk being spotted to have switched places. But Lily didn't seem to like it.
*Lily in James*
When I heard I was paired up with Potter... urgh! You should have seen my face. Of course being paired up with Potter wasn't bad... just... disappointing. I mean, I just fought with him, speaking of which. I'M the 'boy' in this pairing, how weird is that?
But Professor McGonagall told us to go over to our partner, so I did.
*Third person* I dunno I you guys rather this less confusing one, or... the other one. :)*
"Hey," Lily greeted as James came and sat beside her, a frown on his face, "How ya doin'? And what happened with Remus there?"
James frown deepened, "You sound like James."
Lily leaned forward, "I AM James, sweetie, just in a different body. Anything bother?"
"No bother."
"What happened with Remus there? You seemed upset." She chewed thoughtfully on her pancake, trying to look as innocent as possible, "And he seemed surprised. Oh, please pass the eggs."
"I just found out something." James ignored the question and didn't reach for the eggs
"Oh... I get it. Not. What did you find out? He was a girl?" Lily stood up and reached for the eggs, seeing that James wasn't willing to hand it over. She forked some pieces straight from her fork, and chewed on it directly.
"I just found out that he has a 'time of the month'." James said coolly.
You can immediately say that Lily spat out all the contents in her mouth. "You WHAT?"
"I was thinking you should know more about it, really. Considering you two have been friends for a long time, he DID mention it to me unwillingly."
*They'll refer to other with their real names, not appearance, so it'll get confusing here. You know, maybe I should start calling Lily Lily and James James, I mean, it's just their appearance anyway, not the real person, you guys tell me what you think on this.*
"Listen, Lily," Lily turned to James, looking nervous, forgetting breakfast, "You can't tell anyone about Remus' problem. You can't, it could... do something! I thought you guys are friends, he never hurt you, right? So you can't really --"
"Listen to you, James, you're ranting. You think I'll really spill on Remus' secret; he's the closest I have to a friend in the Marauders." James looked curiously down at Lily's plate, seeing it half full, "Do you plan on finishing? That looks gross."
Lily shook her head, "Uh... maybe not. I'm full."
"You don't LOOK full. In fact you were chewing on it like there was no tomorrow." James said thoughtfully, but Professor McGonagall had their attention before Lily had the chance to reply.
"Attention, everyone. Hopefully you are with partner. I will introduce to you a project that will insure your capabilities as a parent--" She ignored the gasps and the grins coming from the audience, "--you will each be given an egg, which will symbolize your child. You will plan everything. The funding, the money, the food, the business, your child's lives, etcetera. You may, in fact, get a twin if you're lucky enough. The child may also have problems. Line up to get your child!"
A scrabble of students was heard moving over to McGonagall, making a line, including Lily and James.
"A child! Can't you not get a child?" Lily looked at James, surprised, "Really, it would make more sense."
"At least you got a hardworking partner, unlike Aimee and Sirius..."
"Why?" Lily turned to look for her friends, who were not hard to spot.
They were at the back of the line, shouting their heads off.
"They're paired?"
"Obviously." James peeped to see how far they were to McGonagall. They weren't too far, in fact, only about 6 couples blocked them.
"Any farther? Or nearer?" Lily asked, smirking. "Lots of people are looking at us in a funny way, wonder why."
"Cause you're acting too... yourself!"
"And that's a bad thing?"
"Yes."
"Too bad."
"Oh, look, Remus is getting his turn with Caramel..."
"Caramel Breens, right? Yeah, I see her."
Remus and Caramel, a short but pretty 7th Year Hufflepuff, were standing in front of Professor McGonagall. Remus had his left arm stuck in the Sorting Hat. He looked nervous since his eyes were cast upwards and his tongue was stuck out a bit. Caramel was looking at his hand apprehensively.
"I wonder what he'll get..." James wondered out loud.
He finally took out his hand, and he sighed, and then smiled at Caramel, who smiled back.
"I guess it's good." James muttered.
"Damn. It should've been quads."
James looked at Lily sharply, "Quads?" he repeated, "You DON'T wanna get quads, right?"
Lily looked disgusted, "Eew no. I mean, I'M the female, or the birth-giver in this party!"
*Lily in James*
(A/N: Note to self, don't make a fic THIS confusing. It's not just you guys, I'M also confused. So, 'she' is James? Yeah. That's it. Or maybe 'he' is James since it's the inside that counts...? ugh! You guys have to tell me what you think on this too, but for now, it's 'she' for James.)
(A/N: Um... Lily will think of James as 'he' or any male stuff since she's thinking of the interior James... but that's only for Lily thinking!)
"Shut up." I muttered over to James. She said that out loud! I looked at her, seeing him in a new light. I mean, I was surprised that he didn't comment on... y'know, God's gift to Girl's right? I mean, gosh, what if he did? Total humiliation on my part. But he didn't, and how many days passed? Lots. Speaking of that, what if he decided to go around, you know, perverted, as a girl, and try 'doing' it with boys as Lily Evans? He COULD do it. No, but he has too much honor to 'do' it with boys. His ego's too high.
*Third person*
"It's almost us!" Lily exclaimed, looking at James worriedly, "What if we suck up in front of McGonagall and she suspects something!"
"That won't happen." James said quietly, "We'll be too busy focusing our attention on picking that she won't notice."
"You've gotta rare point."
Chip Machers and Anne Houts were in front of them, and they were in front of Professor McGonagall showing them what they got.
"We got twins, Professor, both boys." Anne said, showing McGonagall the paper, casting Chip a look, "Both boys, you hear?"
Chip grinned at Professor McGonagall, "I wanted to get boys only, Professor," he explained.
"Why of course, the names?"
"Names?" Lily echoed, turning to James.
"Archie and Jughead." Anne replied immediately.
"Eew. Chip junior and Chocolate."
"No. It has your name. John and Jason. Take it or leave it?"
"Leave it. Professor, it's Chip Junior and Chocolate."
"Ah! No! Squall and Zell! Cloud and Barret! Zidane and Steiner!" Anne squealed, "Any of them!"
"I will decide, Mr and Mrs. Machers. Michael and Gabriel. There, no more complaints. Here are the eggs," she brandished her wand, and an egg appeared in both Chip and Anne's hands, "Next." She waved away her arms, telling them to go.
Anne and Chip didn't go quietly. Both of them were arguing loudly.
"Mr. And Mrs. Potter, how do you do?" Professor McGonagall shoved the Sorting Hat under their noses, "Mrs. Potter, please have the honor of choosing your child."
"One boy, please." Lily said cheekily.
"Hand-picking." Professor McGonagall corrected.
"Oh." Lily stuck her hand in the Sorting Hat, "One boy... come one, just one friggin' boy..."
"Language, Mrs. Potter."
"Yeah." Lily snapped her eyes shut, then her hand got out from inside the Sorting Hat, a piece of folded paper in hand, "Do I open it already?"
Professor McGonagall nodded.
"Sorry if I get the wrong one, James." Lily winked.
James mentally slapped himself for her partner's stupidity.
"Man, it's a girl."
"Nothing's wrong with a girl," James said carelessly grabbing the paper from Lily's hands, "No problems, Professor, it's a healthy child."
"Mm-hm. And the name is...?"
"Millicent."
"Millicent?" Lily echoed, "That's too... girly. How about Erica? Erica's a nice name. I like it."
"Well, I don't. Holly then."
"Holly sounds like Hollywood."
"I wonder why."
"Don't make fun of me." Lily snapped, "It's Erica."
"Well, I'm the breadwinner of the family, so I decide."
"Well, I'm the one who actually gives frickin' birth to the child! So I have top priority!"
Professor McGonagall cleared her throat, "Excuse me, Head Boy and Girl's do not act like this. Is it Erica, Holly or Millicent?"
"Holly Millicent Erica." James replied quickly.
"It's just--"
"Holly Millicent Erica it is." Professor McGonagall said, writing it down, "Here's the egg," She brandished her wand, and an egg appeared in Lily's hands, "take care of it. If you break it, you will *have* to find a way to fix it. Next."
Once they were out of earshot, Lily shoved the egg in James' hands, "You keep it, and you're the real girl."
James scowled at her, "Idiot, you were acting like James Potter, not Lily Evans."
"So?" Lily shrugged, "Hey, Remus and Caramel are there! Oy! Remus!"
James quickly put her hand in front of his mouth, one hand putting the egg in his pocket, "Idiot! You're lily, remember? You're supposed to not be close to Remus! You are going to get us caught!"
"No I'm not!" Lily retaliated, "You're acting like yourself too!"
"Oh really? Maybe both of us should just shut up? Maybe then no one will know that we changed!" James countered.
"Yeah! We should just shut up!"
"Yeah!"
"Ok... so when do we shut up again?"
~123456789~
A/N: Ack! I know, short chapter. It won't make up for the long break, will it? *Ducks rotten eggs* It didn't even have a nice scene, right? I sorta liked the last scene, with the shut up thing, but that's my opinion... and my opinion doesn't matter. =(
Anyways, so sorry for the late update. I was attacked by gazillions of plot bunnies *Thanks to RinoaJ who told me what plot bunnies really were, and another person... forgot the name* here, I'll give you the ideas I got, some I actually updated here in fanfiction.net, which I deleted since it didn't get that much reviews.
Anger Management: Actually, it was posted here, but I deleted it since it got... what? 8-9 reviews? Not sure. James gets Anger Management and the teacher is a girl who's flirty and she gets to stay over with James sicne she's 'watching' over him, and Lily gets jealous... really, it's not THAT bad... is it? So maybe it lacks in the plot department.
I don't have a title, maybe just call it Story 2: Lily is popular, James is not. But then opposites attract, right? Sirius is still a prankster. Lily's group is made of stuck-up prissie princesses who despise James and co. I dunno, I mean, not lots of people have this plot that James isn't popular unlike Lily, right?
Memories: Not really thought of, but James loses his memories, and falls in love with this girl, and Lily gets jealous.
There you have it. Story 2 and Anger Management were actually written already. I have to know which one you guys like me to do, or to just ditch all of them, and finish all the three fics first, you guys decide.
Now on the stories I have posted and are waited to be updated?
Freaky Friday Hogwarts Version: Updated, see?
The Lily Diary: Ugh, I can't continue. I started up to 7 pages, but I stopped with Dumbledore, see? Her's in there again? I really can't make scenes with Dumbledore, he's too complicated for me. I mean, really. He's secretly smart and knows everything, in the book, he's secretive, and not demanding, in my fic? EXTRA demanding. EXTRA NOT secretive. See? I gotta problem. I can update if I just ditch Dumbledore's scenes, but then, he'll have to come eventually.
Out of A Play: Oh my gosh! Sorry to my readers, to my waiters. I mean, I didn't even frickin' START on the next chapter, which is Chapter 4. Heh, I even have an excuse I won't get the full blame. Here: You guys don't review this fic as much as the rest of my stories, so I don't give it that much attention. How's that? Guilty conscience? Heh heh. Nah, I don't really blame you. It's my writing and plot anyway. I need IDEAS! Lot s of you guys read this, right? So you'll have ideas.
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I hope that stuck. For the next trivia question:
Oh, I'll have two, one is really just on opinion's sake.
1. Who took over Mad Eye's DADA? 2. (Opinion) What do you think of the twins (Fred and George) leaving Hogwarts? Good or bad?
Oh, just for keeps, how many of you guys are... boys? I'm not sure since I noticed that most of you sounded like girls. hey, I can tell, I'm one! =)
Ja Madashtane!
-Dreams on Clouds signing off.
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Jewels5
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Those who got the trivia question right:
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BeCkY6: Oh, I got that right. It's James' flashbacks, what happened before the changing, get it? I hope so... =)
THE BOOT OF MANY MOODS
sweetcherries304
silly Lily: Noooo! Sirius is mine! Mine! *Grabs invisible stuffed toy of Sirius* See? Mine! Nothing but -- *Invisible Stuff Toy pops from all the pressure author put in hugging it* NOOOOO! AHHH! I *KILLED* SIRIUS! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! Oops. I'm hyper. ;)
LJstagflower4e/JCtigerwolf4e
If you got the Trivia Question right and I didn't mention you, please tell me cuz I sorta got mixed up.
Oh, and in this fic, I added a new plot. A new idea. A new story! Kidding with the story part. I dunno if you guys'll like it. So tell me. ;)
Chapter 8
Freaky Friday Hogwarts Version
Dreams on Clouds
*Lily in James*
I always found the lake relaxing. Always. Whenever I had problems, I always ran over here, and sat beside the big rock that overlooked the entire lake.
If it were nighttime, I would look up at the sky, and start looking for constellations. But I'm not good at that. Aimee is.
I brought my legs up to my chest, and lay my head over it. All these things I forgot. It was really bothering me. What if I forgot something as important as that, and I still have no idea that I forgot it?
~6789~ *Third person, breakfast*
"This is delicious!" Sirius said between mouthfuls, shoving big pieces of pancake in his mouth. "You want one, James?" Sirius offered the one on his fork.
James looked at it, disgusted, before refusing, "No thanks, Sirius. I'm not hungry."
"Ya aren't?" Sirius grabbed his glass of orange juice, and gulped it down, "How come?"
"Cause I'm not."
"Be a little more vague, and we'll REALLY understand you." Remus said sarcastically.
James ignored them.
"Hey! Don't finish the pancakes!" Peter stood up, and tried to reach the plate of pancakes that Sirius was holding high above his head.
"No can do, Petey, I'm hungry."
"Do I look like I care?"
"Yup."
"Who died and make you hungry?"
"The pancakes. And Peter, that 'joke' sucked royally."
While the two continued to argue, Remus contented himself with looking at James.
"How are you feeling?"
"Definitely not normal."
"The 'Time of the Month' is coming up, Prongs."
James' ears perked up, "Whose?"
Remus looked at James confused. He seemed hesitated to continue, but he did, "Mine, of course. Remember, I'm a werewolf?"
~6789~ *Still lunch, now James in Lily*
"Golly gee, Lily, look! The Marauders sure are acting strange..." Antoinette pointed her fork at them, a piece of uneaten bacon on top.
I drove my focus away from the disgusting sight, and looked at my peers. It WAS weird.
Only Sirius and I fight that loud. Peter is usually the quiet one, but now he's all silent. 'James' was standing up, looking at Remus in a shocked manner, his eyes widening. Now, Remus looked surprised at James' reaction.
I wonder what happened.
I turned back to Antoinette, who was beside me, and shrugged. "Why are you asking me?"
Antoinette drank from her glass, which had some disgusting Mandarin, which I am allergic to, juice in it, and rolled her eyes, "Was I asking? I was commenting."
I looked at Antoinette, surprised. She was usually the peaceful one. But I didn't have time to think because McGonagall came up, and asked the lower years to hurry eating, and asked the 7th Years to stay behind.
Most of the lower years had already left, and few were still eating, the ones remaining were talking about useless things. When everyone left, McGonagall stood up, "I am pairing you up for your pair project. Yes, Mr. Black, I will arrange the pairing.
(A/N: *means skippable another ** means done skippable.)
"I will start by the females through alphabet, if you hear your name stand up, and walk to your partner. *Celine Andrews, you will be paired up with Thomas Pairwin. Kimberly Amber paired with Michael Chiffon. **Caramel Breens with Remus Lupin. Sandra DeMoore and... yes Lucious Malfoy. Lily Evans with James Potter..."
And she went on. Being paired up with Evans wasn't that bad, I mean, we won't risk being spotted to have switched places. But Lily didn't seem to like it.
*Lily in James*
When I heard I was paired up with Potter... urgh! You should have seen my face. Of course being paired up with Potter wasn't bad... just... disappointing. I mean, I just fought with him, speaking of which. I'M the 'boy' in this pairing, how weird is that?
But Professor McGonagall told us to go over to our partner, so I did.
*Third person* I dunno I you guys rather this less confusing one, or... the other one. :)*
"Hey," Lily greeted as James came and sat beside her, a frown on his face, "How ya doin'? And what happened with Remus there?"
James frown deepened, "You sound like James."
Lily leaned forward, "I AM James, sweetie, just in a different body. Anything bother?"
"No bother."
"What happened with Remus there? You seemed upset." She chewed thoughtfully on her pancake, trying to look as innocent as possible, "And he seemed surprised. Oh, please pass the eggs."
"I just found out something." James ignored the question and didn't reach for the eggs
"Oh... I get it. Not. What did you find out? He was a girl?" Lily stood up and reached for the eggs, seeing that James wasn't willing to hand it over. She forked some pieces straight from her fork, and chewed on it directly.
"I just found out that he has a 'time of the month'." James said coolly.
You can immediately say that Lily spat out all the contents in her mouth. "You WHAT?"
"I was thinking you should know more about it, really. Considering you two have been friends for a long time, he DID mention it to me unwillingly."
*They'll refer to other with their real names, not appearance, so it'll get confusing here. You know, maybe I should start calling Lily Lily and James James, I mean, it's just their appearance anyway, not the real person, you guys tell me what you think on this.*
"Listen, Lily," Lily turned to James, looking nervous, forgetting breakfast, "You can't tell anyone about Remus' problem. You can't, it could... do something! I thought you guys are friends, he never hurt you, right? So you can't really --"
"Listen to you, James, you're ranting. You think I'll really spill on Remus' secret; he's the closest I have to a friend in the Marauders." James looked curiously down at Lily's plate, seeing it half full, "Do you plan on finishing? That looks gross."
Lily shook her head, "Uh... maybe not. I'm full."
"You don't LOOK full. In fact you were chewing on it like there was no tomorrow." James said thoughtfully, but Professor McGonagall had their attention before Lily had the chance to reply.
"Attention, everyone. Hopefully you are with partner. I will introduce to you a project that will insure your capabilities as a parent--" She ignored the gasps and the grins coming from the audience, "--you will each be given an egg, which will symbolize your child. You will plan everything. The funding, the money, the food, the business, your child's lives, etcetera. You may, in fact, get a twin if you're lucky enough. The child may also have problems. Line up to get your child!"
A scrabble of students was heard moving over to McGonagall, making a line, including Lily and James.
"A child! Can't you not get a child?" Lily looked at James, surprised, "Really, it would make more sense."
"At least you got a hardworking partner, unlike Aimee and Sirius..."
"Why?" Lily turned to look for her friends, who were not hard to spot.
They were at the back of the line, shouting their heads off.
"They're paired?"
"Obviously." James peeped to see how far they were to McGonagall. They weren't too far, in fact, only about 6 couples blocked them.
"Any farther? Or nearer?" Lily asked, smirking. "Lots of people are looking at us in a funny way, wonder why."
"Cause you're acting too... yourself!"
"And that's a bad thing?"
"Yes."
"Too bad."
"Oh, look, Remus is getting his turn with Caramel..."
"Caramel Breens, right? Yeah, I see her."
Remus and Caramel, a short but pretty 7th Year Hufflepuff, were standing in front of Professor McGonagall. Remus had his left arm stuck in the Sorting Hat. He looked nervous since his eyes were cast upwards and his tongue was stuck out a bit. Caramel was looking at his hand apprehensively.
"I wonder what he'll get..." James wondered out loud.
He finally took out his hand, and he sighed, and then smiled at Caramel, who smiled back.
"I guess it's good." James muttered.
"Damn. It should've been quads."
James looked at Lily sharply, "Quads?" he repeated, "You DON'T wanna get quads, right?"
Lily looked disgusted, "Eew no. I mean, I'M the female, or the birth-giver in this party!"
*Lily in James*
(A/N: Note to self, don't make a fic THIS confusing. It's not just you guys, I'M also confused. So, 'she' is James? Yeah. That's it. Or maybe 'he' is James since it's the inside that counts...? ugh! You guys have to tell me what you think on this too, but for now, it's 'she' for James.)
(A/N: Um... Lily will think of James as 'he' or any male stuff since she's thinking of the interior James... but that's only for Lily thinking!)
"Shut up." I muttered over to James. She said that out loud! I looked at her, seeing him in a new light. I mean, I was surprised that he didn't comment on... y'know, God's gift to Girl's right? I mean, gosh, what if he did? Total humiliation on my part. But he didn't, and how many days passed? Lots. Speaking of that, what if he decided to go around, you know, perverted, as a girl, and try 'doing' it with boys as Lily Evans? He COULD do it. No, but he has too much honor to 'do' it with boys. His ego's too high.
*Third person*
"It's almost us!" Lily exclaimed, looking at James worriedly, "What if we suck up in front of McGonagall and she suspects something!"
"That won't happen." James said quietly, "We'll be too busy focusing our attention on picking that she won't notice."
"You've gotta rare point."
Chip Machers and Anne Houts were in front of them, and they were in front of Professor McGonagall showing them what they got.
"We got twins, Professor, both boys." Anne said, showing McGonagall the paper, casting Chip a look, "Both boys, you hear?"
Chip grinned at Professor McGonagall, "I wanted to get boys only, Professor," he explained.
"Why of course, the names?"
"Names?" Lily echoed, turning to James.
"Archie and Jughead." Anne replied immediately.
"Eew. Chip junior and Chocolate."
"No. It has your name. John and Jason. Take it or leave it?"
"Leave it. Professor, it's Chip Junior and Chocolate."
"Ah! No! Squall and Zell! Cloud and Barret! Zidane and Steiner!" Anne squealed, "Any of them!"
"I will decide, Mr and Mrs. Machers. Michael and Gabriel. There, no more complaints. Here are the eggs," she brandished her wand, and an egg appeared in both Chip and Anne's hands, "Next." She waved away her arms, telling them to go.
Anne and Chip didn't go quietly. Both of them were arguing loudly.
"Mr. And Mrs. Potter, how do you do?" Professor McGonagall shoved the Sorting Hat under their noses, "Mrs. Potter, please have the honor of choosing your child."
"One boy, please." Lily said cheekily.
"Hand-picking." Professor McGonagall corrected.
"Oh." Lily stuck her hand in the Sorting Hat, "One boy... come one, just one friggin' boy..."
"Language, Mrs. Potter."
"Yeah." Lily snapped her eyes shut, then her hand got out from inside the Sorting Hat, a piece of folded paper in hand, "Do I open it already?"
Professor McGonagall nodded.
"Sorry if I get the wrong one, James." Lily winked.
James mentally slapped himself for her partner's stupidity.
"Man, it's a girl."
"Nothing's wrong with a girl," James said carelessly grabbing the paper from Lily's hands, "No problems, Professor, it's a healthy child."
"Mm-hm. And the name is...?"
"Millicent."
"Millicent?" Lily echoed, "That's too... girly. How about Erica? Erica's a nice name. I like it."
"Well, I don't. Holly then."
"Holly sounds like Hollywood."
"I wonder why."
"Don't make fun of me." Lily snapped, "It's Erica."
"Well, I'm the breadwinner of the family, so I decide."
"Well, I'm the one who actually gives frickin' birth to the child! So I have top priority!"
Professor McGonagall cleared her throat, "Excuse me, Head Boy and Girl's do not act like this. Is it Erica, Holly or Millicent?"
"Holly Millicent Erica." James replied quickly.
"It's just--"
"Holly Millicent Erica it is." Professor McGonagall said, writing it down, "Here's the egg," She brandished her wand, and an egg appeared in Lily's hands, "take care of it. If you break it, you will *have* to find a way to fix it. Next."
Once they were out of earshot, Lily shoved the egg in James' hands, "You keep it, and you're the real girl."
James scowled at her, "Idiot, you were acting like James Potter, not Lily Evans."
"So?" Lily shrugged, "Hey, Remus and Caramel are there! Oy! Remus!"
James quickly put her hand in front of his mouth, one hand putting the egg in his pocket, "Idiot! You're lily, remember? You're supposed to not be close to Remus! You are going to get us caught!"
"No I'm not!" Lily retaliated, "You're acting like yourself too!"
"Oh really? Maybe both of us should just shut up? Maybe then no one will know that we changed!" James countered.
"Yeah! We should just shut up!"
"Yeah!"
"Ok... so when do we shut up again?"
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A/N: Ack! I know, short chapter. It won't make up for the long break, will it? *Ducks rotten eggs* It didn't even have a nice scene, right? I sorta liked the last scene, with the shut up thing, but that's my opinion... and my opinion doesn't matter. =(
Anyways, so sorry for the late update. I was attacked by gazillions of plot bunnies *Thanks to RinoaJ who told me what plot bunnies really were, and another person... forgot the name* here, I'll give you the ideas I got, some I actually updated here in fanfiction.net, which I deleted since it didn't get that much reviews.
Anger Management: Actually, it was posted here, but I deleted it since it got... what? 8-9 reviews? Not sure. James gets Anger Management and the teacher is a girl who's flirty and she gets to stay over with James sicne she's 'watching' over him, and Lily gets jealous... really, it's not THAT bad... is it? So maybe it lacks in the plot department.
I don't have a title, maybe just call it Story 2: Lily is popular, James is not. But then opposites attract, right? Sirius is still a prankster. Lily's group is made of stuck-up prissie princesses who despise James and co. I dunno, I mean, not lots of people have this plot that James isn't popular unlike Lily, right?
Memories: Not really thought of, but James loses his memories, and falls in love with this girl, and Lily gets jealous.
There you have it. Story 2 and Anger Management were actually written already. I have to know which one you guys like me to do, or to just ditch all of them, and finish all the three fics first, you guys decide.
Now on the stories I have posted and are waited to be updated?
Freaky Friday Hogwarts Version: Updated, see?
The Lily Diary: Ugh, I can't continue. I started up to 7 pages, but I stopped with Dumbledore, see? Her's in there again? I really can't make scenes with Dumbledore, he's too complicated for me. I mean, really. He's secretly smart and knows everything, in the book, he's secretive, and not demanding, in my fic? EXTRA demanding. EXTRA NOT secretive. See? I gotta problem. I can update if I just ditch Dumbledore's scenes, but then, he'll have to come eventually.
Out of A Play: Oh my gosh! Sorry to my readers, to my waiters. I mean, I didn't even frickin' START on the next chapter, which is Chapter 4. Heh, I even have an excuse I won't get the full blame. Here: You guys don't review this fic as much as the rest of my stories, so I don't give it that much attention. How's that? Guilty conscience? Heh heh. Nah, I don't really blame you. It's my writing and plot anyway. I need IDEAS! Lot s of you guys read this, right? So you'll have ideas.
Oh my, that was long!
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I hope that stuck. For the next trivia question:
Oh, I'll have two, one is really just on opinion's sake.
1. Who took over Mad Eye's DADA? 2. (Opinion) What do you think of the twins (Fred and George) leaving Hogwarts? Good or bad?
Oh, just for keeps, how many of you guys are... boys? I'm not sure since I noticed that most of you sounded like girls. hey, I can tell, I'm one! =)
Ja Madashtane!
-Dreams on Clouds signing off.