Let's sing!

Author: Dragongirl85 E-mail: Golddragon85@hotmail.com Parings: 1x2, 3x4, 5x13, 6x7, RxH, Sx11 Disclaimer: I own nothing. Sorry to say it, but I don't... If I did, Relena would be killed a long time ago and the Gundam Boys would be extremely happy (not because Relena was dead. Well, Heero would...) I'm making no money for writing this. Don't sue, you won't get much anyway, unless you want a cranky, old cat, a fucked up cell-phone and a really, really, REALLY old and crappy computer. Rating: pg-13 Notes: New song. I think I'm gonna get sued soon, either by a pissed off band or Sunrise *shivers* Anyway, enjoy and sing. I know you want too.;) Warning: Messing with song, ruin 'em completely and making them for every Gundam Wing fan to sing.:) Oh, and this particular song is not suited for children, You are warned. Archive: Sure, but please ask first.:)

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12 days of Hentai: (12 day's of Christmas), as sung by every yaoi, yuri and hentai fan (that means you and me, people ^_^).

And on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A mobile suit with room enough for two

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

2 double dildoes [1] And a mobile suit with room enough for two

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

3 yaoi couples [2] 2 double dildoes And a mobile suit with room enough for two

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

4 pairs of cuffs 3 yaoi couples 2 double dildoes And a mobile suit with room enough for two

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

5 tubes of lube

4 pairs of cuffs 3 yaoi couples 2 double dildoes And a mobile suit with room enough for two

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

6 squeaky beds

5 tubes of lube

4 pairs of cuffs 3 yaoi couples 2 double dildoes And a mobile suit with room enough for two

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

7 bowls of berries [3] 6 squeaky beds

5 tubes of lube

4 pairs of cuffs 3 yaoi couples 2 double dildoes And a mobile suit with room enough for two

On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me

8 silky ribbons 7 bowls of berries 6 squeaky beds

5 tubes of lube

4 pairs of cuffs 3 yaoi couples 2 double dildoes And a mobile suit with room enough for two

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

9 whips of leather 8 silky ribbons 7 bowls of berries 6 squeaky beds

5 tubes of lube

4 pairs of cuffs 3 yaoi couples 2 double dildoes And a mobile suit with room enough for two

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

10 horny pilots [4] 9 whips of leather 8 silky ribbons 7 bowls of berries 6 squeaky beds

5 tubes of lube

4 pairs of cuffs 3 yaoi couples 2 double dildoes And a mobile suit with room enough for two

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

11 cans of cream 10 horny pilots 9 whips of leather 8 silky ribbons 7 bowls of berries 6 squeaky beds

5 tubes of lube

4 pairs of cuffs 3 yaoi couples 2 double dildoes And a mobile suit with room enough for two

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

12 sex positions 11 cans of cream 10 horny pilots 9 whips of leather 8 silky ribbons 7 bowls of berries 6 squeaky beds

5 tubes of lube

4 pairs of cuffs 3 yaoi couples 2 double dildoes

*deep breath before you all yell out*

And a mobile suit with room enough for two!!!

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Author's Notes: [1] For the yuri couple's. ^_^ [2] 1x2, 3x4 and 5x13 [3] Strawberries ^_~ [4] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 11, 13, H What do you think? Fourth song finished. Good, awful, stinking, fantastic? Did I ruin the boys completely? Did I make you sick? Please tell me what the lot of you thought about it. Need feedback, I live for feedback. Remember to review. *points at the review button* Thankee!