Disclaimer: I don't own this, more's the pity, me and JK could get all squiffy. Sitting in the parlour, drinking cups of tea, what could be more wondrous than Harry and me?
When I get old I will wait outside you house because your hands have got the power meant to heal
It got weirder and frankly far less moving. The sight of Crabbe and Goyle striding down the corridor in perfect time with each other and bursting in to song nearly ruptured her brain. The part of the song that they chose to sing might have had something to do with it. That and the twinkle fingers that accompanied it- "This is a show tune but the show hasn't been written for it yet."
Colin Creevey was spotted, off-key in the dungeons, cornering a Slytherin with "Me and my people just about do." The Slytherin looked terrified. It was uncertain as to whether the fierce expression on Colin's face or the pitch of his voice scared him more.
Hermione couldn't resist taking an encore in the Great Hall one breakfast time. "I bet you thought I was kidding didn't you?" She half directed it at the students, half at the staff who all looked very suspicious, particularly when three quarters of the school stood up on their seats and yelled "everybody knows about Mississippi Goddamn."
A muggle-born Ravenclaw first year apparently got up on the table in Potions Class and rather tunefully sang, in a rather untimely outburst, "All I want is equality for my sister, my brother, my people and me." Snape took 20 points and asked her to detail her meaning in a 5 foot essay. He got double the amount back and almost stopped breathing from the shock. He confessed to Minerva McGonagall that he would have taken more points but she sounded endearingly like Jimmy Somerville and he had a bit of a thing for him. Hermione later discovered that almost every Seventh year in the house had contributed a sentence. It apparently read like a manifesto rather than an essay.
Millicent Bulstrode announced to her common room, with the voice of a gospel singer in training, "this whole country is full of lies, you're all gonna die and die like flies." When Pansy Parkinson started to go for her she was halted in her tracks by Malfoy and his henchmen. No one looked more shocked than Malfoy himself but he did explain, in a very detailed manner exactly why he agreed with the other girl's sentiments to Pansy while she was magically bound to a chair. He stopped rather suddenly, sporting a rather bored expression and left the room to the sound of Crabbe and Goyle in perfect harmony. "Why don't you see it, why don't you feel it, I don't know, I don't know."
While Harry Potter didn't exactly get this strange mood that had come over Hogwarts he did join in rather briefly. Sitting up in bed in the middle of the night he howled these lyrics to the Sixth Year boys dormitory. "Black cat crossed my path, I think everyday's gonna be my last." Seamus threw a pillow at him and calmly told him that he was thinking of the Grim, not a cat.
When Voldemort announced that he was taking Sixth and Seventh years as Death Eaters only one Gryyfindor and a Hufflepuff went. Apparently they both really hated Muggle music. He killed them both in a fit of rage and demanded to know where his little fledglings had gone.
The teachers looked rather confused when Pansy Parkinson stepped on to the Slytherin table and started to sing. The teachers had been looking confused for months. The students were really enjoying it. "Freedom is mine and I know how I feel It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me I'm feeling goooooodd." Quite a few people rolled their eyes and Ron Weasley threw an egg at her. The second Hogwarts food fight was characterised by laughter. Everyone laughed when Pansy got Ron in a headlock and started shoving breakfast down his collar. Hermione Granger propped her elbow on Draco Malfoys shoulder and grinned wickedly "Hold on tight, you know she's a little bit dangerous." The hall fell silent as he howled in pain. A breathless silence that was only broken with the sound of the son of a Death Eater proclaiming "no Hermione! No Roxette, god help us! Last time you sang lyrics the whole school followed suit, this could kill me!"
As they left the hall together there was a weird cackle. "It must have been love" sang Dumbledore's voice. Snape didn't look impressed, "But it's not over now you stupid old coot!"
When I get old I will wait outside you house because your hands have got the power meant to heal
It got weirder and frankly far less moving. The sight of Crabbe and Goyle striding down the corridor in perfect time with each other and bursting in to song nearly ruptured her brain. The part of the song that they chose to sing might have had something to do with it. That and the twinkle fingers that accompanied it- "This is a show tune but the show hasn't been written for it yet."
Colin Creevey was spotted, off-key in the dungeons, cornering a Slytherin with "Me and my people just about do." The Slytherin looked terrified. It was uncertain as to whether the fierce expression on Colin's face or the pitch of his voice scared him more.
Hermione couldn't resist taking an encore in the Great Hall one breakfast time. "I bet you thought I was kidding didn't you?" She half directed it at the students, half at the staff who all looked very suspicious, particularly when three quarters of the school stood up on their seats and yelled "everybody knows about Mississippi Goddamn."
A muggle-born Ravenclaw first year apparently got up on the table in Potions Class and rather tunefully sang, in a rather untimely outburst, "All I want is equality for my sister, my brother, my people and me." Snape took 20 points and asked her to detail her meaning in a 5 foot essay. He got double the amount back and almost stopped breathing from the shock. He confessed to Minerva McGonagall that he would have taken more points but she sounded endearingly like Jimmy Somerville and he had a bit of a thing for him. Hermione later discovered that almost every Seventh year in the house had contributed a sentence. It apparently read like a manifesto rather than an essay.
Millicent Bulstrode announced to her common room, with the voice of a gospel singer in training, "this whole country is full of lies, you're all gonna die and die like flies." When Pansy Parkinson started to go for her she was halted in her tracks by Malfoy and his henchmen. No one looked more shocked than Malfoy himself but he did explain, in a very detailed manner exactly why he agreed with the other girl's sentiments to Pansy while she was magically bound to a chair. He stopped rather suddenly, sporting a rather bored expression and left the room to the sound of Crabbe and Goyle in perfect harmony. "Why don't you see it, why don't you feel it, I don't know, I don't know."
While Harry Potter didn't exactly get this strange mood that had come over Hogwarts he did join in rather briefly. Sitting up in bed in the middle of the night he howled these lyrics to the Sixth Year boys dormitory. "Black cat crossed my path, I think everyday's gonna be my last." Seamus threw a pillow at him and calmly told him that he was thinking of the Grim, not a cat.
When Voldemort announced that he was taking Sixth and Seventh years as Death Eaters only one Gryyfindor and a Hufflepuff went. Apparently they both really hated Muggle music. He killed them both in a fit of rage and demanded to know where his little fledglings had gone.
The teachers looked rather confused when Pansy Parkinson stepped on to the Slytherin table and started to sing. The teachers had been looking confused for months. The students were really enjoying it. "Freedom is mine and I know how I feel It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me I'm feeling goooooodd." Quite a few people rolled their eyes and Ron Weasley threw an egg at her. The second Hogwarts food fight was characterised by laughter. Everyone laughed when Pansy got Ron in a headlock and started shoving breakfast down his collar. Hermione Granger propped her elbow on Draco Malfoys shoulder and grinned wickedly "Hold on tight, you know she's a little bit dangerous." The hall fell silent as he howled in pain. A breathless silence that was only broken with the sound of the son of a Death Eater proclaiming "no Hermione! No Roxette, god help us! Last time you sang lyrics the whole school followed suit, this could kill me!"
As they left the hall together there was a weird cackle. "It must have been love" sang Dumbledore's voice. Snape didn't look impressed, "But it's not over now you stupid old coot!"