Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah I don't own Digimon or any songs in this fic blah, blah, blah.
Ukyoumon AKA the Author: ready for another chapter? I am. Anyway puh-leez read and Review.
Notes: In the Last chapter you may have seen me refer to Nichole as Yoko once or twice. Eh ^_^ I was originally going to set this in Japan, but I remembered that you can only do the whole Green Card thing in America, so sorry!
Golden sunbeams danced gracefully on a large dark blue comforter.
Miyako pulled the comforter up under her chin and turned to her other side.
The rising sun forced her to wake up.
She rubbed her eyes and stirred a little, pulling the covers over her head.
It was Saturday and she didn't have work that meant she could sleep in.
Her eyes opened instantly, when she heard something.
'A cat....?' she thought slowly moving the covers away from her face.
She almost yelled when she saw the rather large lump in the covers beside her.
Instead of yelling she put the covers back over her head and hoped whoever it was would get up and go away but it didn't instead it stirred.
Miyako guessed whoever it was,
was wondering the same thing because he said
"Dog... wait I don't have a dog." She gasped, it was Koushiro or at least it sounded like him.
Miyako tried not to jump up and run out of the room because there was a chance that she could be mistaken for a pillow or something.
"Miyako...?" she held her breath, she heard him sigh. "Miyako I can see your hair, what are you doing here?"
There was a pause. Koushiro paused...because obviously he's kinda a dumbass.
Miyako paused because she was reassessing the situation. MAYBE they hadn't had wild drunken monkey sex.
She looked under the covers and saw her socks were still on...'Whoa look at that...' She thought. 'I guess being so short when he was young didn't affect him.'
" Miyako you said that out loud." She turned over and covered her blushing face with a pillow.
"Well I see you're also Naked." He said as she felt the Blankets move. She kicked him. "KOUSHIRO!"
Tug. Rip. THUMP. THWACK.
Koushiro had fallen off the bed, and taken the blankets and sheets...and Miyako with him.
Maybe kicking him off the bed wasn't a good idea. " OFF.ME.NOW YOU TEMPTRESS!"
*slap*
Rip.
Miyako had a sheet wrapped around herself. She was also blushing scarlet. She was mostly blushing because of the uhm...rear view.
" Stop ogling me Miyako!" Miyako kicked him. " Hot American girls don't look at scrawny assed computer geeks." She said, as she laid back on his bed and rolled over.
Koushiro fashioned a...large blanket loin cloth and stood up. " Temptress isn't an insult..." Miyako remained with her back to him and her head on his man pillow.
Getting GIRL germs on it.
" Fine whatever, get out." Miyako snuggled into his pillow.
"This is MY house!" Miyako yawned then sat up.
The sheet was rather tight around her chest, Koushiro knew this was some part of a plot, for Izumi lovin'. " That means I'm the guest then. Make me coffee...and toast. FRENCH toast." Suddenly Miyako remembered everything.
She jumped off the bed as Koushiro started to protest and grabbed her cell phone...while being buck ass naked. " If you don't, I'll call your MOM, and tell her you invited me over and were not a gracious host!"
Frankly Koushiro could care less about his mother while Miyako was jumping across the room naked. His mind was on other things. (KEN is the gay one)
But as soon as his mommy was mentioned , the power of nakedness was no more.
" Why the hell do you have my mother's home phone number?!" Miyako rolled her eyes. " It the same as your old number." Koushiro walked towards her to look at the phone .
He looked over her shoulder.
"Miyako, I moved out six years ago, why do you still have my number , and god you're naked!" He tossed her one of his shirts.
" Yes boy genius, we are both naked, could you adjust that blanket to the left? I don't the WHOLE world saw your ass cheek." She smiled as he turned around and she put her-his shirt on.
" You shouldn't say ass." Miyako rolled her eyes. " You shouldn't seduce innocent American citizens and then yell at them the morning after. You won't get laid a whole lot." Miyako looked behind the head board and picked her under wear up.
Koushiro felt like a lecher*.
(A/n: The definition of a lecher[according to Shojo Angel] Is a nasty old pervert man...who needs to be kicked and become somebody's girlfriend...in the state Penn...ahem thank you Shojo for the definition!)
He quickly recovered as he noticed she was fully clothed and he was still standing in his...loin "cloth".
How OFTEN did she do this?
" You sure got dressed quick..." Miyako raised her purple eyebrow.
"...What's wrong with that?" She asked while picking up Koushiro's clothes and tossing them at him.
"Nothing."
"Good. when your done make me coffee and French toast them I'll leave." She said walking out of the room, closing the door behind her.
It didn't bother him. No not at all. He was only bothered that she was STILL in his house.
...he wasn't at all worried that the little girl he had met 10 years ago , was a hussy, a very developed hussy...OTHER (icky) American men had probably...EW.
That just freaked him out...he would have to make sure that didn't happen again-any time soon anyway...
*knock knock*
"Getting HUNGRY..."
Groan.
//On the other side of the door//
Slut. Slut. Sluuuuuuuuuuuut. SHUT UP shoulder angel!
Seriously, what DID your older sister tell you when you moved here?
Oh you mean the one with Orange hair and a nose ring?
YES her. WHAT did she say?
M:...I get crazy when I'm boozed up...but uh well coordinated...
SA: That's right, while I know how much fun you had last night, you could get PREGGERS...
SD: We did have fun last night didn't we? Heh.
SA: Be quiet shoulder devil!
SD: I mean for a smart guy it seems like he got around...
SD: HA HA Angel is blushing!
SD: Ohh Miyako not you too!
M:...I guess he goes with alot of other girls...oh KAMI what if he has a girlfriend?!
SA:...Or a wife, and seven kids...
SD: Woohoo! We're home wreckers!
SA:...*sob*
M:...other girls have had their greasy hands on Kou-kun...
SA:...I'm sure not TOO many girls Miyako-San
SD: WEll not TOO little, man. You should tell him he rocked your-
Sa:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NO! NO! NO! NO ! Miyako, don't say that!
M: DUH...Kami
SD: Yeah the dork might get mad...he sure is taking his time...
All: *Tummy grumble*
*knock knock*
"Getting HUNGRY!"
K: Groan.
SD: What does he have to groan about?
There was a THUMP.
Koushiro had fallen over.
STILL in his loin blanket.
Miyako opened the door in a hurry.
*THAWACK*
M: 7_7'
MSD: .;
MSA: O_O;
K: @_@;
" ...I just knocked him out, shat."
MSA: You should put some ice on that he may get brain damage...
MSD: HEY! Thats an idea!
MSA+ M:...How?
MSD: He may forget what happened!
M: Okay DAISUKE , what OTHER brilliant plans do you have? That only happens in KIDS SHOWS.
MSD:...That hurt. *sniff* Bitch.
MSA: (hugging Shoulder Devil) that WAS a bit out of hand...
M:...It was STUPID. I'm leaving a note saying sorry.
MSD : Sorry you caused him brain damage?
M: Okay that's it BE GONE!
*poof*
Miyako started writing him a note. then she remembered something. HER ROOMMATE. Shit.
She had to get home.
Ukyoumon: Sorry you have to wait until the next chapter to find out if she sees him again.
And who her roommate is, and don't forget Daisuke, Hikari and Takeru! I mean... Uhhh....Jou, no Taichi!...wait no Jou!.... bye! !!!!WARINING: Takeru bashing ahead.... *hides from rabid fangirls w/ pitchforks and boards with nails in them* also YAMATO, Daisuke, Hikari (hides in bomb shelter)...and a bit of Sora bashing, BUT in a humor fic everyone gets bashed (and I mean everyone, your CAT isn't safe) So I'm not picking on anybody...
Ukyoumon AKA the Author: ready for another chapter? I am. Anyway puh-leez read and Review.
Notes: In the Last chapter you may have seen me refer to Nichole as Yoko once or twice. Eh ^_^ I was originally going to set this in Japan, but I remembered that you can only do the whole Green Card thing in America, so sorry!
Golden sunbeams danced gracefully on a large dark blue comforter.
Miyako pulled the comforter up under her chin and turned to her other side.
The rising sun forced her to wake up.
She rubbed her eyes and stirred a little, pulling the covers over her head.
It was Saturday and she didn't have work that meant she could sleep in.
Her eyes opened instantly, when she heard something.
'A cat....?' she thought slowly moving the covers away from her face.
She almost yelled when she saw the rather large lump in the covers beside her.
Instead of yelling she put the covers back over her head and hoped whoever it was would get up and go away but it didn't instead it stirred.
Miyako guessed whoever it was,
was wondering the same thing because he said
"Dog... wait I don't have a dog." She gasped, it was Koushiro or at least it sounded like him.
Miyako tried not to jump up and run out of the room because there was a chance that she could be mistaken for a pillow or something.
"Miyako...?" she held her breath, she heard him sigh. "Miyako I can see your hair, what are you doing here?"
There was a pause. Koushiro paused...because obviously he's kinda a dumbass.
Miyako paused because she was reassessing the situation. MAYBE they hadn't had wild drunken monkey sex.
She looked under the covers and saw her socks were still on...'Whoa look at that...' She thought. 'I guess being so short when he was young didn't affect him.'
" Miyako you said that out loud." She turned over and covered her blushing face with a pillow.
"Well I see you're also Naked." He said as she felt the Blankets move. She kicked him. "KOUSHIRO!"
Tug. Rip. THUMP. THWACK.
Koushiro had fallen off the bed, and taken the blankets and sheets...and Miyako with him.
Maybe kicking him off the bed wasn't a good idea. " OFF.ME.NOW YOU TEMPTRESS!"
*slap*
Rip.
Miyako had a sheet wrapped around herself. She was also blushing scarlet. She was mostly blushing because of the uhm...rear view.
" Stop ogling me Miyako!" Miyako kicked him. " Hot American girls don't look at scrawny assed computer geeks." She said, as she laid back on his bed and rolled over.
Koushiro fashioned a...large blanket loin cloth and stood up. " Temptress isn't an insult..." Miyako remained with her back to him and her head on his man pillow.
Getting GIRL germs on it.
" Fine whatever, get out." Miyako snuggled into his pillow.
"This is MY house!" Miyako yawned then sat up.
The sheet was rather tight around her chest, Koushiro knew this was some part of a plot, for Izumi lovin'. " That means I'm the guest then. Make me coffee...and toast. FRENCH toast." Suddenly Miyako remembered everything.
She jumped off the bed as Koushiro started to protest and grabbed her cell phone...while being buck ass naked. " If you don't, I'll call your MOM, and tell her you invited me over and were not a gracious host!"
Frankly Koushiro could care less about his mother while Miyako was jumping across the room naked. His mind was on other things. (KEN is the gay one)
But as soon as his mommy was mentioned , the power of nakedness was no more.
" Why the hell do you have my mother's home phone number?!" Miyako rolled her eyes. " It the same as your old number." Koushiro walked towards her to look at the phone .
He looked over her shoulder.
"Miyako, I moved out six years ago, why do you still have my number , and god you're naked!" He tossed her one of his shirts.
" Yes boy genius, we are both naked, could you adjust that blanket to the left? I don't the WHOLE world saw your ass cheek." She smiled as he turned around and she put her-his shirt on.
" You shouldn't say ass." Miyako rolled her eyes. " You shouldn't seduce innocent American citizens and then yell at them the morning after. You won't get laid a whole lot." Miyako looked behind the head board and picked her under wear up.
Koushiro felt like a lecher*.
(A/n: The definition of a lecher[according to Shojo Angel] Is a nasty old pervert man...who needs to be kicked and become somebody's girlfriend...in the state Penn...ahem thank you Shojo for the definition!)
He quickly recovered as he noticed she was fully clothed and he was still standing in his...loin "cloth".
How OFTEN did she do this?
" You sure got dressed quick..." Miyako raised her purple eyebrow.
"...What's wrong with that?" She asked while picking up Koushiro's clothes and tossing them at him.
"Nothing."
"Good. when your done make me coffee and French toast them I'll leave." She said walking out of the room, closing the door behind her.
It didn't bother him. No not at all. He was only bothered that she was STILL in his house.
...he wasn't at all worried that the little girl he had met 10 years ago , was a hussy, a very developed hussy...OTHER (icky) American men had probably...EW.
That just freaked him out...he would have to make sure that didn't happen again-any time soon anyway...
*knock knock*
"Getting HUNGRY..."
Groan.
//On the other side of the door//
Slut. Slut. Sluuuuuuuuuuuut. SHUT UP shoulder angel!
Seriously, what DID your older sister tell you when you moved here?
Oh you mean the one with Orange hair and a nose ring?
YES her. WHAT did she say?
M:...I get crazy when I'm boozed up...but uh well coordinated...
SA: That's right, while I know how much fun you had last night, you could get PREGGERS...
SD: We did have fun last night didn't we? Heh.
SA: Be quiet shoulder devil!
SD: I mean for a smart guy it seems like he got around...
SD: HA HA Angel is blushing!
SD: Ohh Miyako not you too!
M:...I guess he goes with alot of other girls...oh KAMI what if he has a girlfriend?!
SA:...Or a wife, and seven kids...
SD: Woohoo! We're home wreckers!
SA:...*sob*
M:...other girls have had their greasy hands on Kou-kun...
SA:...I'm sure not TOO many girls Miyako-San
SD: WEll not TOO little, man. You should tell him he rocked your-
Sa:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NO! NO! NO! NO ! Miyako, don't say that!
M: DUH...Kami
SD: Yeah the dork might get mad...he sure is taking his time...
All: *Tummy grumble*
*knock knock*
"Getting HUNGRY!"
K: Groan.
SD: What does he have to groan about?
There was a THUMP.
Koushiro had fallen over.
STILL in his loin blanket.
Miyako opened the door in a hurry.
*THAWACK*
M: 7_7'
MSD: .;
MSA: O_O;
K: @_@;
" ...I just knocked him out, shat."
MSA: You should put some ice on that he may get brain damage...
MSD: HEY! Thats an idea!
MSA+ M:...How?
MSD: He may forget what happened!
M: Okay DAISUKE , what OTHER brilliant plans do you have? That only happens in KIDS SHOWS.
MSD:...That hurt. *sniff* Bitch.
MSA: (hugging Shoulder Devil) that WAS a bit out of hand...
M:...It was STUPID. I'm leaving a note saying sorry.
MSD : Sorry you caused him brain damage?
M: Okay that's it BE GONE!
*poof*
Miyako started writing him a note. then she remembered something. HER ROOMMATE. Shit.
She had to get home.
Ukyoumon: Sorry you have to wait until the next chapter to find out if she sees him again.
And who her roommate is, and don't forget Daisuke, Hikari and Takeru! I mean... Uhhh....Jou, no Taichi!...wait no Jou!.... bye! !!!!WARINING: Takeru bashing ahead.... *hides from rabid fangirls w/ pitchforks and boards with nails in them* also YAMATO, Daisuke, Hikari (hides in bomb shelter)...and a bit of Sora bashing, BUT in a humor fic everyone gets bashed (and I mean everyone, your CAT isn't safe) So I'm not picking on anybody...