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So... what should I ramble about this time? (God, I'm beginning to sound like happy noodle boy.) Any way short chapter today. Totchii demanded more, now so I was kept from playing Zelda to write, with a bloody pencil too! I hat writing in pencil. Oh, to the Totchii, and the Izzyyish quite possibly the only two people bothering to read this (if there are others reading this please leave a review even if it doesn't say any thing so I know your there.) but any way this maybe the last chapter till Monday unless the Totchii sit's me down to make me write. This suitor thing really happened to a friend of mine. Her mom invited all these 20-25 year old over so she could find a nice husband. Little did her mom know she had a girl friend instead. Weeeee I still feel like talking so it's not necessary to read any more of this note as trust me it will make no sense. Weee. I wonder if my giddiness is from blood loss... I think the more important question is were the cut came from... weeeee... repost due to typos on the off zhaze You read the typo'd xersion!!!!lirbl..*\l]o rh.jhg
"Freddy tried to strangle me with my plastic popper beads but I hit him back with my pet rat"
Draco
Draco was currently surrounded by three particularly idiotic females. Each more ridiculous than the next, Pansy was dolled up like a Southern belle and appeared to be having problems sitting in her hoop skirt. Millicent was trying for sleek and sexy in a slinky black dress that, while it may have looked nice on someone maybe a third of her size, on her it was just plain scary. Draco wasn't quite sure what Elysia was thinking, she was wearing an oversized beaded muumuu and way too much makeup. It would have been funny if it hadn't been happening to him.
The girls were being painfully obvious in their 'seduction' attempts. Pansy was flaunting so much cleavage that if Draco wasn't already gay, he would have converted. Millicent kept pawing him in inappropriate places and Elysia's bra was so stuffed, Draco marveled that there were any tissues left in the whole country.
His parents were being painfully obvious too, constantly making comments like, "why, Draco, look at the wonderful cake Millicent baked, why she's going to make some man a great wife some day." Which was pretty funny since all the families had cooks and Draco had never once seen his mother bake.
While dinner had been uncomfortable after dinner turned out to be even more uncomfortable. After the company had left, his father sat him down for a serious talk in his office. "Draco, son, I'm sure you know why we had this little party tonight."
"Yes, Father."
"Your mother and I think it's high time you found a steady girlfriend."
"Yes, Father."
"Now any one of those girls would make a great girlfriend and later wife."
"Yes, Father."
"Pick one."
"Yes, Father...Wait, what?"
"Pick one," Lucius nodded encouragingly, "to marry."
"But, Father, I've just met them!"
"Now that's not entirely true, you've seen them before, I distinctly recall Pansy being at the Prime Minister's luncheon last month."
"But I'm only sixteen!"
"You'll be seventeen by the end of the month!"
"It's still too young to be married."
"The wedding will be held off till you're twenty-one."
"Don't I have a choice in this?"
"Of course you do, Draco: Pansy, Millicent, or Elysia?"
"But Dad..." Draco began to feel his life drifting out of his control; he didn't want to get married, have children, and follow in his Father's footsteps as a lawyer. "But Dad...I...I'm already dating someone!"
His father actually looked shocked for a moment, but he quickly recorded. "Who are her parents? What does he father do? What clubs do they belong to?" Lucuis stopped and thought for a moment, "You will invite her to dinner this Friday, so we can question the young lady in person."
"Umm...Yes, Father."
"Good, now go to bed, Draco."
"Yes, Father. Goodnight, Father."
So... what should I ramble about this time? (God, I'm beginning to sound like happy noodle boy.) Any way short chapter today. Totchii demanded more, now so I was kept from playing Zelda to write, with a bloody pencil too! I hat writing in pencil. Oh, to the Totchii, and the Izzyyish quite possibly the only two people bothering to read this (if there are others reading this please leave a review even if it doesn't say any thing so I know your there.) but any way this maybe the last chapter till Monday unless the Totchii sit's me down to make me write. This suitor thing really happened to a friend of mine. Her mom invited all these 20-25 year old over so she could find a nice husband. Little did her mom know she had a girl friend instead. Weeeee I still feel like talking so it's not necessary to read any more of this note as trust me it will make no sense. Weee. I wonder if my giddiness is from blood loss... I think the more important question is were the cut came from... weeeee... repost due to typos on the off zhaze You read the typo'd xersion!!!!lirbl..*\l]o rh.jhg
"Freddy tried to strangle me with my plastic popper beads but I hit him back with my pet rat"
Draco
Draco was currently surrounded by three particularly idiotic females. Each more ridiculous than the next, Pansy was dolled up like a Southern belle and appeared to be having problems sitting in her hoop skirt. Millicent was trying for sleek and sexy in a slinky black dress that, while it may have looked nice on someone maybe a third of her size, on her it was just plain scary. Draco wasn't quite sure what Elysia was thinking, she was wearing an oversized beaded muumuu and way too much makeup. It would have been funny if it hadn't been happening to him.
The girls were being painfully obvious in their 'seduction' attempts. Pansy was flaunting so much cleavage that if Draco wasn't already gay, he would have converted. Millicent kept pawing him in inappropriate places and Elysia's bra was so stuffed, Draco marveled that there were any tissues left in the whole country.
His parents were being painfully obvious too, constantly making comments like, "why, Draco, look at the wonderful cake Millicent baked, why she's going to make some man a great wife some day." Which was pretty funny since all the families had cooks and Draco had never once seen his mother bake.
While dinner had been uncomfortable after dinner turned out to be even more uncomfortable. After the company had left, his father sat him down for a serious talk in his office. "Draco, son, I'm sure you know why we had this little party tonight."
"Yes, Father."
"Your mother and I think it's high time you found a steady girlfriend."
"Yes, Father."
"Now any one of those girls would make a great girlfriend and later wife."
"Yes, Father."
"Pick one."
"Yes, Father...Wait, what?"
"Pick one," Lucius nodded encouragingly, "to marry."
"But, Father, I've just met them!"
"Now that's not entirely true, you've seen them before, I distinctly recall Pansy being at the Prime Minister's luncheon last month."
"But I'm only sixteen!"
"You'll be seventeen by the end of the month!"
"It's still too young to be married."
"The wedding will be held off till you're twenty-one."
"Don't I have a choice in this?"
"Of course you do, Draco: Pansy, Millicent, or Elysia?"
"But Dad..." Draco began to feel his life drifting out of his control; he didn't want to get married, have children, and follow in his Father's footsteps as a lawyer. "But Dad...I...I'm already dating someone!"
His father actually looked shocked for a moment, but he quickly recorded. "Who are her parents? What does he father do? What clubs do they belong to?" Lucuis stopped and thought for a moment, "You will invite her to dinner this Friday, so we can question the young lady in person."
"Umm...Yes, Father."
"Good, now go to bed, Draco."
"Yes, Father. Goodnight, Father."