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Yamato stretched and looked over at Koushiro. "...Can you tell me now?"

He asked as they neared the modest neighborhood. Koushiro wore an unhappy look.

"No Yamato." He said pulling down the visor to block the sunlight.

"How' bout now?"

"God dammit! I told you NO!"

Yamato frowned, then smiled, "Okay! Then I'll guess!"

Koushiro rolled his eyes. "Yeah, you do that Ishida." he muttered.

"Did you forget her birthday?" Yamato asked rubbing his chin. Koushiro shook his head.

"Her house is the third on the left. Did you....run over her cat-wait she doesn't have a cat. does she?"

Koushiro rolled his eyes as Yamato kept guessing. 'I hope she'll accept my apology...' Koushiro switched the gear to Park, looking down at the note in his hand. He looked over at Yamato who was still Guessing.

"Did you buy her a purple monkey dishwasher?!" He asked in horror. Koushiro began to twitch.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!?!" Yamato blinked. "Ooooh....It's something serious isn't it? *Gasp* you gave her drugs!"

Koushiro narrowed his eyes and got out of the car to prevent himself from killing Yamato and of course he had to apologize to the all merciful Capitol Above The Well*

(A/N: Capitol above the well is the meaning of Miyako's name in Japanese. In fact Miyako literally means Capitol.)

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Miyako stepped out of the shower, sighing, she wrapped a towel around herself and went to find some different clothes. She heard knocking on the door.

"Jun! get the door! I'll be down in a minute!" Jun did as Miyako said and opened the door.

"I swear if that's you Yamato I'll literally HAVE YOUR GUTS FOR GARTERS!!!!" She didn't see Yamato, instead she saw Koushiro.

"Oh...Hi. How have you been?" She asked giggling and twiddling her fingers.

She nor Koushiro noticed Yamato had decided he wouldn't stay in the car. He had been standing behind Koushiro while Jun proclaimed her Affection towards Yamato.

Miyako came down the stairs wearing a grey half-spaghetti string top , black pants and a different pair of purple tinted glasses. Her brown eyes flashed with anger and guilt when she saw Koushiro.

He was wearing a black long sleeved shirt, with dark colored pants.

Jun who had changed shortly after she sprained Yamato's foot wore a camouflage strapless dress that came 3 inches above the knee, A grey sweat coat and her short spiky hair was down, still the Motomiya Maroon color.

Koushiro scratched the back of his neck, "Miyako-chan. Can we talk?" He turned and saw Jun with Yamato sneaking into the living room behind her.

"...In private?" He asked reading Jun's Aha! so YOUR the one! look. Miyako nodded.

"Sure." She had Koushiro come into the kitchen and sit down. "Ok." He followed her into the kitchen. He was annoyed that Jun seemed to be following him. "Yamato is sneaking around in the living room Jun."

Her eyes took a malicious glint , as he heard Matt start to sob. Jun smiled. "Hey. Would you like some tea Yamada-kun?" Yamato or known in America as 'Matt' stopped sobbing and looked up at the smiling Motomiya.

"...Sure! Thanks alot Jun!" Jun smiled and disappeared into the kitchen to get some Tea.

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Koushiro fiddled with the end of the table cloth. "I'm sorry about...you know...uh last night."

Miyako shot a careless look and yawned. "That's nice I'm going to sleep. Bye."

Koushiro blinked "That's it? don't YOU have something to say sorry about?!"

Miyako thought. "No. Oh wait I got drunk, I'd better repent." Miyako then rolled her eyes.

"Drinking isn't a sin. At least not in Shinto-Buddhism." she said getting up as Jun bounced into the room.

"Jun, what are you doing?"

Jun picked up the tea kettle and poured a cup of peppermint then reaching under the sink pulled out the rat poison. She whistled the tune to Target as she grinded up the small green pellets into powder.

"Your tea is done." She said with an evil grin. Miyako watched Jun go into the living room she picked up the phone that had 911 on speed dial.

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Yamato took his tea and stared at it. "Jun, why are you being so nice?" Jun tried to hide her hysterical laughter.

"I've deiced that it's better to forgive and forget." she said putting a hand on his shoulder.

Yamato smelled the tea and laughed.

"Good try, but you should try and get rid of the smell, I've been poisoned before. But other than the odd smell and the pieces of rat pellets on the bottom of the cup. Good job. Use a darker tea next time."

Jun sighed, "I was so close..." Yamato patted her shoulder as she brought her hand up to her mouth in grief.

"There there Jun, you'll kill me sooner or later. I have to sleep sometime right?" Jun stopped sobbing, "..Your staying with Izumi san right, where does he live?"

Yamato nodded, thought the Yamada comment always annoyed him he didn't want her even more pissed off at him, or she might toss him in a wood chipper!

After five minutes of awkward silence Yamato and Jun decided to check on Koushiro and Miyako, "Soo...THAT'S what happened." Yamato said wide eyed at Jun's information. Jun nodded. "Of course I'm sure they'll solve this problem...like adults and not like you who'd just run like a gazelle to the nearest air port."

Yamato nodded and averted his glare, Jun pushed the door open. "Yah, they're mature. They'll figure it out." He said looking over her shoulder.

Jun and Yamato stopped and lost all hope when they saw that Miyako and Koushiro were behaving like children, that was ALMOST as bad as what Yamato would do.

"It's YOUR fault not mine!" Miyako said for the millionth time. Koushiro narrowed his eyebrows, Miyako was stubborn.

"IS NOT! INOUE!"

"Is too bastard!"

"Is not stupid!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Is too times 1000345,46534!"

Koushiro glared.

"IS NOT times 1000345,46534 PLUS 100!"

Jun shut the door as a toaster flew across the room.

"They'll work it out." She said quietly. She then heard the comment Pickles for brains and sighed heavily. "Or not." Yamato mumbled under his breath.

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And now we are deep in the heart of the Amazon Rainforest, or a really big oasis! Where a charming group of... missionary's are having a polite and dignified conversation.

"Why do they call it Pakistan anyway? What a crappy name for a country! How about....BEN! Hahaha that's great!"

The man and woman known as Jane and masculine Jane looked at their newest member Chicos who was swigging down another bottle of Jack Daniels. "Jane...shouldn't you stop drinking?" The woman asked in an annoyed tone.

Chicos looked over at her and smiled, then vomited. "Uh, what were you saying...breathing Jane?" The woman known as Jane number 2 twitched, "Dammit, why did you barf on your holocaust cloak?!"

"I hope you know your washing that by HAND! Yes! In the leech infested waters! I might forgive you if you....BOW TO ME hahahhahahahahahaha!" The rather gay looking man pulled on Jane2's sleeve.

"She's out cold." He said as Jane2 glared in Chicos or Annoying Jane's direction.

"Well at lest we've managed to Sacrifice- I mean...ENLIGHTEN that group of Natives. True they weren't Human, but you can never have too many anteaters in a freaky cult?" Jane2 two rubbed her forehead. "There was supposed to be s bunch of people here!"

The man called Masculine Jane scratched the back of his neck, "Well, we should have come BEFORE those Christians did."'

Just as Jane2 was about to comment Chicos popped up like a daisy,

"I have decided that the leader really is just a balding man with a beer belly like my mother had told me! I am now converting to whatever Belief comes to my head....wait.....I'm drunk so this might take awhile WAIT! I am now a... Atheist!"

Jane2 glared at her, "Do not mock our leader bob! He has promised to deliver us from this globally warmed fever nest!" Chicos waved her hand,

"I have made my decision, plus I don't like eating goats bladders, I only joined your club thing so I didn't have to pay my taxes." "Plus people would think I was dead, so I could sneak up on em' and go BOO! And then they'd be SOOO freaked out they might die!"


"You are no longer called Jane, Masculine Jane, bring me..." She put her pinky finger in her mouth, "The Teddy Grahams!" Masculine Jane gasped. "No! Couldn't we just kill her instead?!"

"No! She must PAY! NOW GO! Bring the teddy graham's!"

by now Chicos had fallen into a drunken sleep, that's when the Jane's partook in their fiendish plot!

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READ AND REVIEW!!! Next chapter we meet Ken and Miyako finds out why she's barfing in the morning! RUN KOUSHI! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! Sorry, the author is a little sleep deprived at this moment....