Oh where, or where did ol' Billy go, Oh where oh where could he be?

A/N: A cluster of entries on how Billy where Billy could have gone, or where he could have died.

Earlier this morning...

"Thank you Rebecca." Billy saluted his tiny friend and walked off towards Racoon City. He began to hum, and lost his footing. He rolled down the hill, off a cliff, and into a zombie-infested pit, and got his intestines ripped out...first.

Where's Spider-man when you need him?

"Thank you Rebecca." Billy saluted his tiny friend and walked off towards Racoon City.

"Hmm...better cut through the forest." Billy turned away, and walked into Raccoon Forest. He began to hum as the darkness swallowed him and the mist gathered on his ankles. A growl could be heard in the distance. Billy turned, and went for his handgun. Suddenly, a bear came out and ate him.

Once upon a time, in a cabin not to far from Raccoon City...

Billy sighed and leaned back in his chair, and looked at his loveable wife Petunia Boil, their fifty kids named Fluffy scurry around his feet. He had changed his name to Cleatus, and had one a part in the hit comedy, "WaterBoy." He was the old guy who called out "YeA!" Cleatus lowered his hat, and began to bite on a piece of wheat.

OUTBREAK!

Billy, or David finished the plumbing job and closed his plumbing tool box. He walked out of the room, to be greeted by one of the hotel's managers.

"YO, PLUMBER DUDE! EVIL MAN-EATING ZOMBIES ARE COMING TO THIS HOTEL! WE HAVE TO GO MEET THE OTHERS!"

David ran with the young manager to the doors, and ran for his life.

OUTBREAK! (2)

Billy, or David finished the plumbing job and closed his plumbing tool box. He walked out of the room, to be greeted by one of the hotel's managers.

"YO, PLUMBER DUDE! EVIL MAN-EATING ZOMBIES ARE COMING TO THIS HOTEL! WE HAVE TO GO MEET THE OTHERS!"

David ran with the young manager through the doors. A man eating zombie jumped through the doors, and began to chew on his neck. He lost his life.

OUTBREAK! (3)

Billy, or David finished the plumbing job and closed his plumbing tool box. He walked out of the room, to be greeted by one of the hotel's managers.

"YO, PLUMBER DUDE! EVIL MAN-EATING ZOMBIES ARE COMING TO THIS HOTEL! WE HAVE TO GO MEET THE OTHERS!"

David ran with the young man, and was shot by him.

The manager picked up the thirty bucks and ran off.