Hey everyone! After much thought, I have decided to change my
penname to *Chica890*. So anyway, I need ideas for this story because I'm
not really sure where it's going. Oh, and I'm trying to make the chapters
longer. So READ N REVIEW! Pleeeeaaasse???
"Yeblonk!!!" Captain Enterprise shouted into a large megaphone.
"Dinner!!!" Pedro shouted into another large Megaphone.
Everyone rushed up onto the deck and sat around a large table.
"Ooo turkey! Hehehe! My favorite! haha!" the beaver lost boy said maniacally. Once they were all settled around the table they started talking about what they should do about the Pirates, who were on the wrong island. Suddenly with a *crash!* and a
"Damn you, table!" Lil' Tink made her entrance. She promptly shut off her light and began to stuff her little face full of turkey, potatoes, carrots, bread, and various other things not meant to be eaten. Everyone just stared at her.
"Well..er..anyway..Oh, Lil' Tink be careful! Chew and swallow! You'll choke yourself!" said the matronizing Wendy. "Well anyway. I- Oh my goodness!" she suddenly shrieked, pointing into the distance. The pirates' ship was coming after them!
"What?! The pirates' ship isn't supposed to fly, just this one!" Jon exclaimed, flipping through a Peter Pan book. But, nevertheless, the Pirates' ship was flying after them. Captain Enterprise jumped up and ran to the wheel, putting the ship in full speed, and sailing/flying into the distance.
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"AHH!!!" shrieked George's Shania-Twain singing girlfriend, at a loss even to associate a Shania Twain song with her anger. Alas, there was no song called "My Idiot Boyfriend Burnt The Bacon".
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A few hours later, somewhere above Never-neverland..
"I think we've got them! But we shouldn't artichoke!" Pedro shouted, attempting to translate Captain Enterprise.
"I think we've lost them. But we shouldn't stop." Wendy corrected in a bored voice, sporting a FIVE-dollar-mart Clingon-English Dictionary.
Pedro stuck out his tongue at her and stalked away.
"Alright everyone, here's the plan." Peter announced, "The pirates are after us, right? So I say we sail away, then turn around and come back. But not only do we come back, NO, NO MY FRIENDS! We go back to the Pirate Island! We lure them back to where they belong!"
Everyone stared at him.
"Sure, whatever." Jon replied.
"Sounds like it could work!" Wendy exclaimed
"Yo mamma!" Lil' Tink agreed
"Daboo kaka wham" Captain Enterprise.um.said.
"Then what are we waiting for?" Peter looked up towards the sky, thrusting his hand into to air. "AWAY!!!" he shouted in slow-mo.
A/N: I feel like this is losing funniness. I need some suggestions! REVIEW and give me ideas. I wonder if I should start my HP parody.but I dunno wat characters to use or anything. And I love R/Hr, but I'm starting to like D/Hr too. How about Ron is secretly in love with Hermione, who's secretly in love with Draco, who's secretly in love with.um..um. a little help here? Well, we will see. In the meantime, that little box that says "GO!" for a review is calling your name! Do you hear it? DO YOU HEAR IT?! *ahem* please review! Oh, and this chapter is way too short, but I'm low on ideas. I need some BRAIN FOOD, man! Um..chocolate! Of course! I love chocolate. It's so good. Do you love chocolate? *ahem*, anyway...
:+:*~*THE REVIEW SONG*~*:+:
To the tune of...I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES!
Please review Peter Pot because you're really cool,
'Cause you're really cool,
'Cause you're really cool,
If you don't review now it means that you're a fool,
So reeevieeew Peeeeter Poootttt!!!
Thank, you, thank you! Please hold your applause. Now unless you want another miserable attempt at a review song, I suggest you click that button now! And even if you DO want another miserable attempt at a review song, CLICK IT ANYWAY!
"Yeblonk!!!" Captain Enterprise shouted into a large megaphone.
"Dinner!!!" Pedro shouted into another large Megaphone.
Everyone rushed up onto the deck and sat around a large table.
"Ooo turkey! Hehehe! My favorite! haha!" the beaver lost boy said maniacally. Once they were all settled around the table they started talking about what they should do about the Pirates, who were on the wrong island. Suddenly with a *crash!* and a
"Damn you, table!" Lil' Tink made her entrance. She promptly shut off her light and began to stuff her little face full of turkey, potatoes, carrots, bread, and various other things not meant to be eaten. Everyone just stared at her.
"Well..er..anyway..Oh, Lil' Tink be careful! Chew and swallow! You'll choke yourself!" said the matronizing Wendy. "Well anyway. I- Oh my goodness!" she suddenly shrieked, pointing into the distance. The pirates' ship was coming after them!
"What?! The pirates' ship isn't supposed to fly, just this one!" Jon exclaimed, flipping through a Peter Pan book. But, nevertheless, the Pirates' ship was flying after them. Captain Enterprise jumped up and ran to the wheel, putting the ship in full speed, and sailing/flying into the distance.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"AHH!!!" shrieked George's Shania-Twain singing girlfriend, at a loss even to associate a Shania Twain song with her anger. Alas, there was no song called "My Idiot Boyfriend Burnt The Bacon".
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A few hours later, somewhere above Never-neverland..
"I think we've got them! But we shouldn't artichoke!" Pedro shouted, attempting to translate Captain Enterprise.
"I think we've lost them. But we shouldn't stop." Wendy corrected in a bored voice, sporting a FIVE-dollar-mart Clingon-English Dictionary.
Pedro stuck out his tongue at her and stalked away.
"Alright everyone, here's the plan." Peter announced, "The pirates are after us, right? So I say we sail away, then turn around and come back. But not only do we come back, NO, NO MY FRIENDS! We go back to the Pirate Island! We lure them back to where they belong!"
Everyone stared at him.
"Sure, whatever." Jon replied.
"Sounds like it could work!" Wendy exclaimed
"Yo mamma!" Lil' Tink agreed
"Daboo kaka wham" Captain Enterprise.um.said.
"Then what are we waiting for?" Peter looked up towards the sky, thrusting his hand into to air. "AWAY!!!" he shouted in slow-mo.
A/N: I feel like this is losing funniness. I need some suggestions! REVIEW and give me ideas. I wonder if I should start my HP parody.but I dunno wat characters to use or anything. And I love R/Hr, but I'm starting to like D/Hr too. How about Ron is secretly in love with Hermione, who's secretly in love with Draco, who's secretly in love with.um..um. a little help here? Well, we will see. In the meantime, that little box that says "GO!" for a review is calling your name! Do you hear it? DO YOU HEAR IT?! *ahem* please review! Oh, and this chapter is way too short, but I'm low on ideas. I need some BRAIN FOOD, man! Um..chocolate! Of course! I love chocolate. It's so good. Do you love chocolate? *ahem*, anyway...
:+:*~*THE REVIEW SONG*~*:+:
To the tune of...I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES!
Please review Peter Pot because you're really cool,
'Cause you're really cool,
'Cause you're really cool,
If you don't review now it means that you're a fool,
So reeevieeew Peeeeter Poootttt!!!
Thank, you, thank you! Please hold your applause. Now unless you want another miserable attempt at a review song, I suggest you click that button now! And even if you DO want another miserable attempt at a review song, CLICK IT ANYWAY!