an: I hope you get the point in this history… I'm not sure if it's easy to understand…
Disclaimer: No, I don't own anything with this story except the plot... key?
ME AND MYSELF
- Just do it man, come on! You are 17 now. You're a man!
- I don't dare.
- Oh, yes you do!
- I don't.
- Ay, Padfoot. Shut that fuck up. Just go out there, find a hot chick and fuck her. It's not difficult!
- But what if she doesn't want me?
- Oh, shut your fucking mouth. You are Sirius black. Aka Padfoot.
A hundred per cent of the girls on this school are in love with you. It couldn't have been better!
- Oh, yes. It could.
- Well, since you know so much about this, then tell me!
- The thing is that you're lying.
-Me? Lying? You are so foolish sometimes, Sirius.
- You to, Padfoot.
- Just do it, okay?
- No.
- For me.
- No!
-Why not? And don't say that you don't dare, because I know you do. I'm your best friend!
- You are NOT my best friend, Padfoot. I hate you.
- Sirius! Do you know what you're saying? It's me! Padfoot! You're supposed to love me!
I am the one that make you popular. I am the one who are guilty for that you aren't a nerd.
And this is what I get in return!
- I haven't asked you to do anything!
- You know what?
- Yes, I do. I want you to leave and never come back. That's what I know
- You don't want that.
-I do. And now, I'm leaving. I am not going to fuck anybody.
- No! You little fucking bitch! You have to do this, you owe me it!
- I am me. And you can't decide what I shall do.
- But Sirius, I'm just HELPING you...
- Yeah, that's right. You're helping me to destroy my life.
- You are hopeless.
-You are worse, Padfoot! You little sneaky... Sneaky... Sneaky...
- See, you're useless, AND hopeless. You can't say bitch, because you are afraid that your mum shall hear it... ha-ha... Where are you going, anyway?
- Somewhere.
- Ay! You aren't going to the common room, are you?
- No, you're right, Padfoot.
- Wait. No. you aren't going to that room.
- Which room?
-you know which room I'm talking about.
- say it, then.
- ...
- don't you dare?
-I do.
- Then say it!
- ... the bathroom.
-wow! You did really say it. Applaud to Padfoot everybody!
- SIRIUS! Listen to me! You are going back to that fucking party and find a girl to fuck! DO IT! NOW!
-okay, okay...
- Good.
- But I don't dare.
-Oh yes, you do. And if you don't, ill become REALLY angry. I you don't want that, do you?
-no, I don't.
- That's right. Have you noticed something?
-noticed what?
- That I am so much nicer when you do as I tell you to.
-yeah.
...
- Um... Sirius. SIRIUS!
- What now, Padfoot?
- The party is that way.
-so?
-Sirius, where are you going?
-over there.
-Sirius. I am getting irritated here. there is no party there the only thing is a couple of corners and a window,
witch is actually for no use, because we are i the 8th floor so can't hide in the forest or
something if that's what you think. Sirius? Aren't you going to stop? HELLO! STOP! NOW!
I am Padfoot, your best friend, and I know what the best is for you. Sirius. Trust me.
You don't want to do this.
Now, climb back into the castle.
Okay, then we aren't going back to the party okay? I promise. I'll be better just don't .....
an: did you get it?
Disclaimer: No, I don't own anything with this story except the plot... key?
ME AND MYSELF
- Just do it man, come on! You are 17 now. You're a man!
- I don't dare.
- Oh, yes you do!
- I don't.
- Ay, Padfoot. Shut that fuck up. Just go out there, find a hot chick and fuck her. It's not difficult!
- But what if she doesn't want me?
- Oh, shut your fucking mouth. You are Sirius black. Aka Padfoot.
A hundred per cent of the girls on this school are in love with you. It couldn't have been better!
- Oh, yes. It could.
- Well, since you know so much about this, then tell me!
- The thing is that you're lying.
-Me? Lying? You are so foolish sometimes, Sirius.
- You to, Padfoot.
- Just do it, okay?
- No.
- For me.
- No!
-Why not? And don't say that you don't dare, because I know you do. I'm your best friend!
- You are NOT my best friend, Padfoot. I hate you.
- Sirius! Do you know what you're saying? It's me! Padfoot! You're supposed to love me!
I am the one that make you popular. I am the one who are guilty for that you aren't a nerd.
And this is what I get in return!
- I haven't asked you to do anything!
- You know what?
- Yes, I do. I want you to leave and never come back. That's what I know
- You don't want that.
-I do. And now, I'm leaving. I am not going to fuck anybody.
- No! You little fucking bitch! You have to do this, you owe me it!
- I am me. And you can't decide what I shall do.
- But Sirius, I'm just HELPING you...
- Yeah, that's right. You're helping me to destroy my life.
- You are hopeless.
-You are worse, Padfoot! You little sneaky... Sneaky... Sneaky...
- See, you're useless, AND hopeless. You can't say bitch, because you are afraid that your mum shall hear it... ha-ha... Where are you going, anyway?
- Somewhere.
- Ay! You aren't going to the common room, are you?
- No, you're right, Padfoot.
- Wait. No. you aren't going to that room.
- Which room?
-you know which room I'm talking about.
- say it, then.
- ...
- don't you dare?
-I do.
- Then say it!
- ... the bathroom.
-wow! You did really say it. Applaud to Padfoot everybody!
- SIRIUS! Listen to me! You are going back to that fucking party and find a girl to fuck! DO IT! NOW!
-okay, okay...
- Good.
- But I don't dare.
-Oh yes, you do. And if you don't, ill become REALLY angry. I you don't want that, do you?
-no, I don't.
- That's right. Have you noticed something?
-noticed what?
- That I am so much nicer when you do as I tell you to.
-yeah.
...
- Um... Sirius. SIRIUS!
- What now, Padfoot?
- The party is that way.
-so?
-Sirius, where are you going?
-over there.
-Sirius. I am getting irritated here. there is no party there the only thing is a couple of corners and a window,
witch is actually for no use, because we are i the 8th floor so can't hide in the forest or
something if that's what you think. Sirius? Aren't you going to stop? HELLO! STOP! NOW!
I am Padfoot, your best friend, and I know what the best is for you. Sirius. Trust me.
You don't want to do this.
Now, climb back into the castle.
Okay, then we aren't going back to the party okay? I promise. I'll be better just don't .....
an: did you get it?