WHO WANTS TO WIN A GREAT BIG DIRTY PILE OF MONEY?!
It's a hit! My story is a hit!
GUST: You've got 2 reviews. 2 REVIEWS! That's all!
Well at least I got some reviews! Thank you very much Ridley and Flamethrowerqueen. I liked your joke about Garet being in the hot seat. It was very funny.
GUST: You seriously need a life.
I have one thank you. Now do your job or I'll set my cat Lily on you.
GUST: NO ANYTHING BUT THE CAT!
Say it!
GUST: OK! MM does not own Golden Sun, Who wants to be a millionaire or any other copyrighted item in this story. R & R or I might not live to see her next failure of a story!
Chapter 2: The Mad Quest For Millions Begins!
*Gay music plays and a spotlight hit the centre of the stage where Garet is sitting in a chair opposite Kraden.*
Kraden: Now Garet, are you ready to win the millions and millions of beautiful money, green, cash, riches, notes, dosh, blah, blah, blah........
*While Kraden goes on and on with his long list of words which all mean money, which would normally make any normal human go completely crazy but just puts Garet to sleep, the rest of the contestants are back stage chilling and getting ready for their chance to win if Garet fails which of course will just be a matter of time.*
Garet: Hey, I heard that!
*I thought you were asleep.*
Garet: I am. Zzz...zzz...zzz
*T_T. Anyway, the others were just hanging out and drinking the free refreshments.*
Felix: How come there isn't any beer?
Isaac: Duh, this is a game show. You might get disqualified if you're drunk.
Felix: But I am drunk.
Security Guard1: Right! You're disqualified for participating under the influence of alcohol. I have the right to escort you off of the premises.
Felix: Yeah! You and what army!
Security Guard1: This one!
*An army of Barney the Dinosaurs, Care Bears, Teletubbies and evil Rubber Duckies appear and head straight for Felix.*
Felix: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Isaac: The Duckies! Get them away! Get them away! *Crawls under the drinks table.*
*Ivan and Sheba watch as Felix is chased around the studio by the "EVIL" army and Isaac sucks his thumb by their feet.*
Sheba: What's with Isaac?
Ivan: He has issues. Don't ask.
Sheba: Don't tell.
*Meanwhile, at the other side of the room, Mia and Jenna are having a heat discussion, literally!*
Jenna: Well, I say I'm gonna win! *Throws a fireball at Mia.*
Mia: And I say you haven't got a chance! *Freezes the fireball and throws an iceball at Jenna.*
*Felix runs past with the army close behind.*
Jenna: Hey, Felix...
Felix: CAN'T TALK NOW! BUSY!
Jenna: NO! YOU STOP NOW! *A huge burst of fire psynergy shoots down from the sky, burning Felix to a crisp.*
Army: ARGH! *Runs away screaming like scared little girls.*
Felix: *Badly burnt.* Ouchies!
Jenna: Right now that I have your attention, tell Mia that I'll easily win this silly game show!
Felix: Will you hurt me again if I disagree?
Jenna: Of course!
Felix: Jenna will win. * Runs away before anyone else can hurt him. Runs past Isaac who has emerged from under the table.*
Isaac: Dude. That's a bit pathetic. Taking orders from a girl.
Felix: Rubber duckies!
Isaac: Argh! Where?! Where?! *Dives back under the table.*
*Back to the game...*
Kraden: ...molah, quids, hay! Garet are you listening to me?
Garet: *Wakes up from a disturbing dream about him dancing with cheese.* CREAM CRACKERS!
Kraden: O...k. Now, the first question is...
HAHAHA! I'm gonna leave it there just to keep you readers guessing and because I've temporarily run out of ideas.
GUST: Don't you mean permanently!
Watch it! Remember Lily!
GUST: I'll be good!
Remember to come read my next chapter out shortly, I hope! R&R!
It's a hit! My story is a hit!
GUST: You've got 2 reviews. 2 REVIEWS! That's all!
Well at least I got some reviews! Thank you very much Ridley and Flamethrowerqueen. I liked your joke about Garet being in the hot seat. It was very funny.
GUST: You seriously need a life.
I have one thank you. Now do your job or I'll set my cat Lily on you.
GUST: NO ANYTHING BUT THE CAT!
Say it!
GUST: OK! MM does not own Golden Sun, Who wants to be a millionaire or any other copyrighted item in this story. R & R or I might not live to see her next failure of a story!
Chapter 2: The Mad Quest For Millions Begins!
*Gay music plays and a spotlight hit the centre of the stage where Garet is sitting in a chair opposite Kraden.*
Kraden: Now Garet, are you ready to win the millions and millions of beautiful money, green, cash, riches, notes, dosh, blah, blah, blah........
*While Kraden goes on and on with his long list of words which all mean money, which would normally make any normal human go completely crazy but just puts Garet to sleep, the rest of the contestants are back stage chilling and getting ready for their chance to win if Garet fails which of course will just be a matter of time.*
Garet: Hey, I heard that!
*I thought you were asleep.*
Garet: I am. Zzz...zzz...zzz
*T_T. Anyway, the others were just hanging out and drinking the free refreshments.*
Felix: How come there isn't any beer?
Isaac: Duh, this is a game show. You might get disqualified if you're drunk.
Felix: But I am drunk.
Security Guard1: Right! You're disqualified for participating under the influence of alcohol. I have the right to escort you off of the premises.
Felix: Yeah! You and what army!
Security Guard1: This one!
*An army of Barney the Dinosaurs, Care Bears, Teletubbies and evil Rubber Duckies appear and head straight for Felix.*
Felix: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Isaac: The Duckies! Get them away! Get them away! *Crawls under the drinks table.*
*Ivan and Sheba watch as Felix is chased around the studio by the "EVIL" army and Isaac sucks his thumb by their feet.*
Sheba: What's with Isaac?
Ivan: He has issues. Don't ask.
Sheba: Don't tell.
*Meanwhile, at the other side of the room, Mia and Jenna are having a heat discussion, literally!*
Jenna: Well, I say I'm gonna win! *Throws a fireball at Mia.*
Mia: And I say you haven't got a chance! *Freezes the fireball and throws an iceball at Jenna.*
*Felix runs past with the army close behind.*
Jenna: Hey, Felix...
Felix: CAN'T TALK NOW! BUSY!
Jenna: NO! YOU STOP NOW! *A huge burst of fire psynergy shoots down from the sky, burning Felix to a crisp.*
Army: ARGH! *Runs away screaming like scared little girls.*
Felix: *Badly burnt.* Ouchies!
Jenna: Right now that I have your attention, tell Mia that I'll easily win this silly game show!
Felix: Will you hurt me again if I disagree?
Jenna: Of course!
Felix: Jenna will win. * Runs away before anyone else can hurt him. Runs past Isaac who has emerged from under the table.*
Isaac: Dude. That's a bit pathetic. Taking orders from a girl.
Felix: Rubber duckies!
Isaac: Argh! Where?! Where?! *Dives back under the table.*
*Back to the game...*
Kraden: ...molah, quids, hay! Garet are you listening to me?
Garet: *Wakes up from a disturbing dream about him dancing with cheese.* CREAM CRACKERS!
Kraden: O...k. Now, the first question is...
HAHAHA! I'm gonna leave it there just to keep you readers guessing and because I've temporarily run out of ideas.
GUST: Don't you mean permanently!
Watch it! Remember Lily!
GUST: I'll be good!
Remember to come read my next chapter out shortly, I hope! R&R!