WHO WANTS TO WIN A GREAT BIG DIRTY PILE OF MONEY?!
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CHAPTER THREE: MAY IT END SOON!
Kraden: ...
Garet: Urm...Kraden?
Kraden: ...
*The other contestants take their seats to find out what's happening.*
Isaac: What's up with Kraden?
Felix: Wouldn't you like to know!
Jenna: Felix! How many bottles of none alcoholic beer have you had?
Felix: I see pretty lights!
Ivan: No' worries. He's not drunk, just drugged. Sheba and I thought we'd level out the playing field.
Sheba: You weren't supposed to tell them that!
Ivan: Oopsies.
*The rest of the contestants glare at them.*
Producer: What's up with Kraden?
Isaac: I just asked that! * Crosses arms and mumbles angrily to himself.*
Piers: *Jumps up suddenly.* I have an idea! * Runs over to Kraden and pulls a long stick out from under his cloak then pokes Kraden repeatedly.* POKE! POKE!
Isaac: That's my poking stick! GIMMIE!
*Isaac and Piers start wrestling on the floor.*
Sheba: This could take a while.
Kraden: *Finally he's come to his senses.* Sorry must have dozed off. Garet your first question is...* A sudden burst of light shots across the room hitting Kraden square in the chest. The audience gasps but soon turns their attention back to the fight.*
Kraden: *In an old English accent.* Heroes of olde! To win the prize your answers are key, answer me these questions 3!
Isaac: Wow! Talk about split personalities.
Director: *Flicking wildly through the Script.* That's not in the script! What's he doing out there?
Producer: Beats me but I don't like it. Security, take him away!
Director: Hang on let's see where this is going.
Kraden: To win you must answer the questions 3!
Garet: I thought it was 15, yay my favourite number is 3!
All: o_O
Garet: Ask me questions. YAY!
Kraden: Fine. Question the First, what is your name?
Garet: Urm...I know this...oh, Garet!
All: T_T
Kraden: Correct, question the second, what is your quest?
Garet: Oh, that's easy. To find the person who hid my fluffy bunny slippers. * Glares at his friends. Isaac and Ivan laugh silently behind their hands.*
Kraden: Correct, question the third, what is your favourite colour?
Garet: Bubble Gum pink.
All: O_O
Garet: What? It's a nice colour!
Kraden: Correct! You have won!
Garet: Yay! * Starts somersaulting around the room.*
Felix: Hey! That's not fair! He got really easy questions! I want to try!
Kraden: Fine. Question the first, what is your name?
Felix: *Smirking* Felix.
Kraden: Correct, question the second, what is your quest?
Felix: To kill Garet for kissing my sister!
Garet: O_O
Kraden: Correct, question the third, what is 46587957+839485769?
Felix: I don't know that!
*Huge spring appears underneath him and flings him up through the roof creating a huge hole.*
Kraden: Who else wants to try?
Mia: I will.
Kraden: Fine. Question the first, what is your name?
Mia: Mia.
Kraden: Correct, question the second, what is your quest?
Mia: To get as far away from Alex as possible.
Alex: *suddenly appearing next to her* WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?
Mia: Two reasons. I, I don't like whiney babies who fuss about their hair so much and 2, I have him.
*Alex turns to face Isaac who punches him up into the air and through the hole Felix had made.*
Kraden: Correct, question the third, what is you shoe size?
Mia: 6 ½.
Kraden: Correct! You have also won!
Mia: YAY! *High-fives Garet.*
Ivan: This isn't fair! You're asking unfair questions!
Kraden: then it is your turn to try. Question the first, what is your name?
Ivan: Ivan.
Kraden: Correct, question the second, what is your quest?
Ivan: To post naked pictures of Jenna on the internet.
Jenna: WHAT?!
Kraden: Correct, question the third, what is your favourite colour?
Ivan: Alright! It's blue, no red!
Kraden: Too late your first answer was incorrect!
*Another springboard flings Ivan up into the air making a second hole in the roof next to Felix's.*
Jenna: Oh no you don't! You take those pictures off the internet or I'll kill you Ivan! *Runs off through the emergency exit to find him.*
Sheba: No! Ivan! *Runs off after Ivan.*
Isaac: Ok, I'll give this a try. Give me the questions Kraden.
Kraden: Ok. Question the first, what is your name?
Isaac: Isaac.
Kraden: Correct, question the second, what is your quest?
Isaac: To marry Mia. *Both Mia and himself blush. Garet starts to make wolf whistles at them.*
Kraden: Correct, question the third, what is the air velocity of a seafowl flying 30 degrees north and 79 degrees west?
Isaac: WHAT?! I... urm ... hang on I've seen this film! Was it an American or European seafowl?
Kraden: Oh, I don't know.
*Giant springboard appears again flinging Kraden up into the air, making a third hole in the roof.*
All: YAY! ^_^
Producer: Wait! If we don't have a presenter how can we finish the show?
Mysterious Voice: I know. *Everyone turns to see someone standing up in the audience. It's YUGI!*
Yugi: The final 4 contestants must duel for the millions.
Piers: Hang on! I'm not really bothered about the money. I've lived for hundreds of years and will live for hundreds more so I don't need your money.
Garet: Your loss. Let's duel!
Mysterious Voice2: No! You mustn't! *Everyone turns to the second person standing up in the audience. It's ASH!*
Ash: You must Pokemon Battle for the money. Isn't that right Pikachu?
Pikachu: Don't drag me into this, I'm on a break. *Walks off with a ciggy in his mouth.*
Yugi: No DUEL!
Ash: Pokemon!
Yugi: DUEL!
Ash: POKEMON!
*The two boys run over to each other and begin slapping each.*
Mia: O...k. Rock, paper, scissors?
Isaac and Garet: Sure.
*They clench fists.*
Isaac, Mia and Garet: 1..2..3..GO!
Isaac: Rock...
Mia: Paper! YAY!
Garet: *His fist still clenched* Mighty Wrath Of God! It crushes everyone! I win!
Isaac and Mia: Dang!
Garet: Yay! *Money falls from the holey ceiling onto him and he starts to do a merry jig.*
All: *Shrug* Dancy, Dancy!
*Everyone starts to dance and they all lived happily ever after especially Garet who became the King all ruled over the world making a very insane place to be.*
THE END!
Yay, I finished. YAY!
Gust: What's with you and the word yay?
It's a fun word. YAY!
Gust: Whatever.
Hope you liked it. In my next story SPIN THE BOTTLE more insanity, my new muse Isaac makes and appearance and more YAY!
Gust: *sarcastically* YAY! Darn now I'm saying it!
YAY!
Yay! People like my story! Keep those reviews coming!
GUST: Whatever.
Say it. My story is a success. Say I was right.
GUST: *Mumble*
Close enough. Let's get on with the story!
GUST: *sarcastically* Yay!
CHAPTER THREE: MAY IT END SOON!
Kraden: ...
Garet: Urm...Kraden?
Kraden: ...
*The other contestants take their seats to find out what's happening.*
Isaac: What's up with Kraden?
Felix: Wouldn't you like to know!
Jenna: Felix! How many bottles of none alcoholic beer have you had?
Felix: I see pretty lights!
Ivan: No' worries. He's not drunk, just drugged. Sheba and I thought we'd level out the playing field.
Sheba: You weren't supposed to tell them that!
Ivan: Oopsies.
*The rest of the contestants glare at them.*
Producer: What's up with Kraden?
Isaac: I just asked that! * Crosses arms and mumbles angrily to himself.*
Piers: *Jumps up suddenly.* I have an idea! * Runs over to Kraden and pulls a long stick out from under his cloak then pokes Kraden repeatedly.* POKE! POKE!
Isaac: That's my poking stick! GIMMIE!
*Isaac and Piers start wrestling on the floor.*
Sheba: This could take a while.
Kraden: *Finally he's come to his senses.* Sorry must have dozed off. Garet your first question is...* A sudden burst of light shots across the room hitting Kraden square in the chest. The audience gasps but soon turns their attention back to the fight.*
Kraden: *In an old English accent.* Heroes of olde! To win the prize your answers are key, answer me these questions 3!
Isaac: Wow! Talk about split personalities.
Director: *Flicking wildly through the Script.* That's not in the script! What's he doing out there?
Producer: Beats me but I don't like it. Security, take him away!
Director: Hang on let's see where this is going.
Kraden: To win you must answer the questions 3!
Garet: I thought it was 15, yay my favourite number is 3!
All: o_O
Garet: Ask me questions. YAY!
Kraden: Fine. Question the First, what is your name?
Garet: Urm...I know this...oh, Garet!
All: T_T
Kraden: Correct, question the second, what is your quest?
Garet: Oh, that's easy. To find the person who hid my fluffy bunny slippers. * Glares at his friends. Isaac and Ivan laugh silently behind their hands.*
Kraden: Correct, question the third, what is your favourite colour?
Garet: Bubble Gum pink.
All: O_O
Garet: What? It's a nice colour!
Kraden: Correct! You have won!
Garet: Yay! * Starts somersaulting around the room.*
Felix: Hey! That's not fair! He got really easy questions! I want to try!
Kraden: Fine. Question the first, what is your name?
Felix: *Smirking* Felix.
Kraden: Correct, question the second, what is your quest?
Felix: To kill Garet for kissing my sister!
Garet: O_O
Kraden: Correct, question the third, what is 46587957+839485769?
Felix: I don't know that!
*Huge spring appears underneath him and flings him up through the roof creating a huge hole.*
Kraden: Who else wants to try?
Mia: I will.
Kraden: Fine. Question the first, what is your name?
Mia: Mia.
Kraden: Correct, question the second, what is your quest?
Mia: To get as far away from Alex as possible.
Alex: *suddenly appearing next to her* WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?
Mia: Two reasons. I, I don't like whiney babies who fuss about their hair so much and 2, I have him.
*Alex turns to face Isaac who punches him up into the air and through the hole Felix had made.*
Kraden: Correct, question the third, what is you shoe size?
Mia: 6 ½.
Kraden: Correct! You have also won!
Mia: YAY! *High-fives Garet.*
Ivan: This isn't fair! You're asking unfair questions!
Kraden: then it is your turn to try. Question the first, what is your name?
Ivan: Ivan.
Kraden: Correct, question the second, what is your quest?
Ivan: To post naked pictures of Jenna on the internet.
Jenna: WHAT?!
Kraden: Correct, question the third, what is your favourite colour?
Ivan: Alright! It's blue, no red!
Kraden: Too late your first answer was incorrect!
*Another springboard flings Ivan up into the air making a second hole in the roof next to Felix's.*
Jenna: Oh no you don't! You take those pictures off the internet or I'll kill you Ivan! *Runs off through the emergency exit to find him.*
Sheba: No! Ivan! *Runs off after Ivan.*
Isaac: Ok, I'll give this a try. Give me the questions Kraden.
Kraden: Ok. Question the first, what is your name?
Isaac: Isaac.
Kraden: Correct, question the second, what is your quest?
Isaac: To marry Mia. *Both Mia and himself blush. Garet starts to make wolf whistles at them.*
Kraden: Correct, question the third, what is the air velocity of a seafowl flying 30 degrees north and 79 degrees west?
Isaac: WHAT?! I... urm ... hang on I've seen this film! Was it an American or European seafowl?
Kraden: Oh, I don't know.
*Giant springboard appears again flinging Kraden up into the air, making a third hole in the roof.*
All: YAY! ^_^
Producer: Wait! If we don't have a presenter how can we finish the show?
Mysterious Voice: I know. *Everyone turns to see someone standing up in the audience. It's YUGI!*
Yugi: The final 4 contestants must duel for the millions.
Piers: Hang on! I'm not really bothered about the money. I've lived for hundreds of years and will live for hundreds more so I don't need your money.
Garet: Your loss. Let's duel!
Mysterious Voice2: No! You mustn't! *Everyone turns to the second person standing up in the audience. It's ASH!*
Ash: You must Pokemon Battle for the money. Isn't that right Pikachu?
Pikachu: Don't drag me into this, I'm on a break. *Walks off with a ciggy in his mouth.*
Yugi: No DUEL!
Ash: Pokemon!
Yugi: DUEL!
Ash: POKEMON!
*The two boys run over to each other and begin slapping each.*
Mia: O...k. Rock, paper, scissors?
Isaac and Garet: Sure.
*They clench fists.*
Isaac, Mia and Garet: 1..2..3..GO!
Isaac: Rock...
Mia: Paper! YAY!
Garet: *His fist still clenched* Mighty Wrath Of God! It crushes everyone! I win!
Isaac and Mia: Dang!
Garet: Yay! *Money falls from the holey ceiling onto him and he starts to do a merry jig.*
All: *Shrug* Dancy, Dancy!
*Everyone starts to dance and they all lived happily ever after especially Garet who became the King all ruled over the world making a very insane place to be.*
THE END!
Yay, I finished. YAY!
Gust: What's with you and the word yay?
It's a fun word. YAY!
Gust: Whatever.
Hope you liked it. In my next story SPIN THE BOTTLE more insanity, my new muse Isaac makes and appearance and more YAY!
Gust: *sarcastically* YAY! Darn now I'm saying it!
YAY!