Three Fight Club Haikus: Jack's POV

A/N: These are all from Narrator's ("Jack's") point of view. Even though I've read the book and seen the movie, I'd say these haikus are more film-oriented. Does that make sense? 'Big Bob' is what they call Robert Paulsen in the book. (In the movie, he is simply 'Bob'.) These haikus are rated R for strong language. Enjoy!

Jack's Marla
Marla. The tourist.
This bitch invaded my life.
I hate her, want her.

Bob
Big Bob has bitch tits
Thanks testicular cancer!
"Men is who we are"

Love Triangle
Tyler fucked Marla
I am Jack's raging bile duct
And Tyler just laughs