ToyFactory

By: Anon Ymous

Lady Maithers

Note: I must warn you that I steal not only from anime in general, but I steal from assorted authors as well. Though I do apologize for unintentionally destroying anything you folks hold dear, just remember, fanfiction for fanfiction was bound to happen.

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Ch. 1

Screwing with Chaos

There are three basic elements within the universe: Order, Chaos, and Pizza Delivery. A balance MUST be maintained between the first two while the third is down right essential. If Chaos were to rain, there would be a 25% chance of seeing a rainbow after it's done pouring ink into poor Martha's hair. Not only that but everything would become unstable and my postal service would be canned with sardines. Now if order were to reign supreme, there would be no such thing as creativity and thus all my original characters in this story would have been stolen from somewhere else (they weren't).

Now somewhere out there is a universe that has nothing to do with this story so I'm not going to talk about it. Heck, I won't even tell you it's location (it's out in space past the coffee shop). Shall we continue? What? You don't want to? Well tough, I am…

Ok, so on a random planet known to many as simply NoWhere, there is a vast plain that resembles a Boeing 747. At the exact center of this plain is a tulip. About 30 mi. east is the Anonymous ToyFactory. From the flower's point of view it looks like a bunch of green stalks because it's too short to ride the roller coaster or see over the grass. Now from a normal person's point of view it looks something like a bunch of blocks thrown together by a guy named Bob.

If you were to stand exactly where the tulip is, you'd kill it because it's now under your feet. You would also see figures approaching you. They're mirages so ignore them, no matter what they say. About 10 mi. toward the factory there are a two figures. They look something like this. The serpent is Sand Josieph and the lady is Trinity Maithers. You might not see it, but SJ (that's Sand Josieph's nickname) has gloves and shoes though they're not attached to his body (a lot like Rayman). An interesting note about Trinity Maithers, she's seprentine (just like SJ. In fact, all male and female seprentine share this weird physical attribute of females looking like humans and the males looking like Rayman). Trinity is also one of six white haired seprentine ever born and so she's actually quite valuable. I should stop my ramblings since I'm irritating both of my characters.

Well anyway, whichever way that is, SJ and Trinity were having this picnic because it was such a nice day out. It was a lucky break for them since all the other days were quite mean and rude. But that's beside the point…

As SJ and Trinity were finishing up their lunch of patriots, BBQ steak, and anything else that you wouldn't associate a picnic with, Trinity saw something in the bottom of the picnic basket.

"What's this, sweetheart?" Trinity asked SJ.

"It doesn't look like sweetheart to me," answered SJ, "it looks more like a pager. He pushed a button but nothing happened.

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In an entirely different dimension, a man sat before a gigantic monitor. He turned to his supervisor. "Sir, we have a tear!"

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Elsewhere:

"Which planet should we send this one to your majesty? Her powers, they're unthinkable
for such a youth..." the right hand man of the king said, holding up the young child. King
Vegeta stroked his mustache a bit before speaking.

"Bring me a scouter... Then, I will choose where..." the king spoke as he ran his hands
through his dark brown hair.

"Very well sir," the man answered, afterwards handing the child over to the king and
trotting away. The king looked at the youth with a newfound curiosity as did the child
and their eyes remained locked together for quite some time, that is, until she grabbed a
hold of his tail and gave it a sharp tug. The man paled and fell to his knees as the full
saiyan continued to pull at his tail. "Interesting beast, aren't you?" His right hand man
then returned to find his majesty on the ground. He quickly pulled the child away and set
her on a nearby table.

"Here is the scouter you asked for your excellency," he said and handed it to the king.
King Vegeta took the scouter and placed it on his right ear before pressing a few buttons.
He watched as the power level went soaring.

"Five-Five hundred!?" he gasped and swiped the scouter off his ear, handing it back to
the other man. "Give me the coordinates for the farthest galaxy from here!"

"Yes sir!" the man replied before speeding out of the room.

"Father? What are you doing? Sending another piece of scum out to the depths of space?"
a young saiyan questioned as he entered the room.

"Yes, Vegeta... But not because she's a failure but because she is far too powerful for us
to handle."

"But we've handled powerful ones before. There were ones in the 200s and even one that
was in the 300s so what harm could she possibly do? And she's a girl as well!"

"This one's different my son. Her power hits the 500s..." the king replied solemnly.

"The 500s!? You must be joking with me!" The prince crossed his arms in disbelief.
Then, he walked towards the youth and brought a finger up to the child's face. "My
father is lying... You couldn't possibly be as powerful as they say..." Suddenly, a tiny
hand outstretched and grabbed a hold of his finger. "Get off me! Get off me you punk!"
he growled and struggled about, doing his best to try and fling off the youth. There was a
sullen crack and Vegeta muffled a cry of pain before finally losing the child's grip. "You
broke my finger you dirty wench! No one disrespects the prince of the saiyan race and
lives!" The right hand man appeared again with a paper in his hand.

"Sir, I have received the coordinates for the farthest galaxy found yet, the Other
Galaxy. There is also a planet there known as NoWhere. Should we send her there?" the
man asked.

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Back on the original universe I was on.

Suddenly, another warp hole opened up. It was a typical warp hole though the circle seemed to be supported by a spiral of light that extended as far as they could see. A man who looked to be in his early twenties stepped out. He was dressed in a green police officer's uniform. An army helmet covered his head, and he seemed to be holding some sort of military-grade rifle. When he spoke, all understood.

"You there!" shouted the man, pointing at SJ, "hand over the Universal Transformer!"

"Why?" asked SJ, clutching the pager tightly, "I found it!"

"Yeah, finders keepers losers weepers," said Trinity, scooping up her husband, "and who do you think you are?"

"I am Sergeant Phil of the Physics Police," said Phil. "My duty is to enforce the laws of physics. It is incredibly hard to do, but occasionally, someone or something violates these laws. With this, the precarious balance between order and chaos is shifted. That's where I step in to apprehend or eliminate the source of the disturbance. Also, I make sure that dimensional barriers are maintained."

"Good grief, I hate stories like these," muttered Trinity, "So what did we do?"

"The Universal Transformer is a power device that is capable of merging two or more universes into one…"

"Ooh, sounds like fun," said SJ.

"But you don't understand."

"Well, whoever said you could over stand a situation?" asked Trinity.

"Wait a second," said Phil, "you don't have any limbs!"

"How insulting!" said Trinity, insulted.

"No, I'm talking to him." Phil gestured toward SJ's limbless body.

"Figures," muttered SJ, "quite typical for an enforcer of simple inertia."

"I'm sorry to say this, but I'm going to have to take you in," Phil grabbed SJ's hand but Trinity slapped him away.

"I don't think so!" yelled Trinity, "just because you're an enforcer of things that move doesn't mean you can just take what you want!"

"I'm sorry lady, but it's my duty."