ToyFactory

By: Anon Ymous

Lady Maithers

Note: I must warn you that I steal not only from anime in general, but I steal from assorted authors as well. Though I do apologize for unintentionally destroying anything you folks hold dear, just remember, fanfiction for fanfiction was bound to happen.

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Ch. 4

Invading we shall go!

Cindy, Depute of the Thought Police, waited in her office for some kind of disturbance, I don't know what kind, any kind will do. It has a long time since there was a huge disturbance in the universe. As a member of the Thought Police, it was her job to makes sure that there were no dangerous minds. If one was detected, it would need to be exterminated immediately, or there will be every possibility that that someone would want to destroy the universe.

"Cindy!" came shout from outside her office, "we have a major problem in the Fanfiction universe." Cindy got up and opened the door to find April, the Chief of the Thought Police.

"What is it Boss?" Cindy asked.

"Three unregistered life forms have been seen dimension hopping. Do you know what this means?"

"It means that some one is chasing after them."

"Correct, now I want you to find out who this person is."

"I'll get right to it!"

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SJ and Trinity landed in a huge courtyard. Above them, the portal that they came through was closing. They had used the pager to escape from Phil of the Physics Police, who right is fuming over SJ's ability to break the laws of physics with just a sweep of his hand.

"Do you folks need a hand?" asked a woman in long flowing robes.

"Um, no thanks," interjected Trinity, looking at her hands, "I think we've got that covered."

"You must be new here? I'm Anora. And who are you?"

"I'm SJ," said SJ, giving Anora quite a shock with his hand buzzer.

"You're a talking snake!"

"No kidding. And this is my wife Trinity," SJ gestures toward his lovely wife.

"You married a snake?" asked Anora, freaked out a bit.

"On the contrary," said Trinity, ignoring every sort of serious meaning (whatever the hell that means), "we're both of the same race: we are seprentine."

"I never heard of them."

"That's because we're from another universe so naturally you wouldn't hear of us."

Suddenly a man, covered in blood came running up to the group. In a voice so weak it couldn't lift ten pounds, he uttered out these last words, "Take this ring," he said handing a golden ring to Trinity, perhaps for safekeeping, "protect it with your life." And with that he died.

"A ring?!" Trinity was surprised, "SJ, this isn't DragonLance…this Middle-Earth!"

"Oh woops, I got to get a hang of this pager," SJ muttered.

"LOOK OUT!" Anora yelled, pulling Trinity away just as an arrow flew past her head.

"Damn flies," SJ said as an arrow narrowly missed his head. Anora pulled Trinity and SJ (his feet and hands would catch up with him later) behind a large wooden tree.

"Surrender yourselves and hand over the ring," shouted a man.

"We don't know what your talking about!" Anora shouted back, unsheathing her sword that I forgot to mention.

"Liar," SJ whispered harshly to Anora, "we know what ring he means."

"Sweetheart, we're supposed to protect the ring so that no one else can get it," Trinity said, clutching her husband in her arms. Standing up (she had been kneeling the entire time) and peered around the tree.

"What are you doing?" asked Anora.

"I'm assessing the situation," said Trinity. Suddenly, a sword flashed through the air and Anora gasped as it struck Trinity in the mouth. To everyone's surprise, it stayed there.

"Nice job, Trin," said SJ, looking at his wife in awe. Trinity had caught the sword in her mouth and with a twist of her neck, she wrenched the sword from the soldier's hands.

"Fank Fyou," mumbled Trinity. Tossing the sword to SJ and pulling out a frying pan from her cloke, she hit the soldier on the head. As he fell, Trinity took a defensive stance along side her husband.

"Oh, so you want to play rough, eh?" SJ said, his eyes beginning to glow, "then we can play rough." Sand Josieph made a sweeping gesture and a shield of fire surrounded the group. "Remember folks, all the fire emergency doors are located in the front of the theater."