"Dimensional Attractions
Chapter 10- Miroku gets a lap dance
Hey fellow otakus! I'm SO happy with all the great reviews all of you gave me! Man all of you are so nice! Thanks a lot and I hope all of you enjoy this chapter like the last one.
A group of four girls with sexy club outfits passed by Miroku. They stared and giggled when they saw him. Miroku panted when he saw them and without hesitation he rushed to them and asked them the question we all know. "Would any of you perhaps consider bearing me a child?"
They looked at each other and giggled even more. "Maybe next time, were heading to a club right now." The one with the tight black dress laughed.
"A 'club'?"
"Duh. And by the way, it ain't Halloween. She snickered as they left.
"Halloween? Club? What a bizarre time." He thought to himself.
Soon a group of five guys wearing do-rags and baggy, loose jeans passed by. Miroku overheard them talking about that strange word called 'club'.
"Pardon me, may you please tell me what a 'club' is?"
They looked at each other and laughed. "Hey dawg, it ain't Halloween." The really tall one with the dark blue do-rag laughed.
"What is this 'Halloween'?"
This only made them laugh even harder. This was irritating Miroku.
"Are ya serious?" The short tan one with the Puma sneakers asked.
"Yes."
"Wat are ya? Some kinda foreign priest or somethin'?" He asked.
"Actually I'm a monk."
"Damn, I feel bad for ya son! Dat sucks!"
"May you PLEASE answer my question?!"
"Yea, yea, a club is a place where you drink, dance, and hang out all night. Were goin' to a strip club."
"What is a 'strip' club?"
"A place were you do all of the above and watch hot chicks or should I say women strip. And to answer your other stupid question, Halloween is a holiday when you wear costumes."
"Interesting. No wonder Inuyasha always comes to the present! I can't believe he never told me about this!" He thought to himself. "May I accompany you to that sanctuary of hot women?" He pleaded.
"Aren't you supposed to be a 'holy man'?"
"So?"
They laughed. "Sure dawg you can come. Lucky for ya one of my peeps ain't comin'. Here, you can have his pass. By the way, I'm Pablo and this is Tenko, Rene, Tasuka, and Jason."
"I'm Miroku."
"Well one things for sure Miroku, you ain't goin' to da club lookin' like dat! And cut off the proper lingo. People might think you're an under cover or somethin'. Let's go to my jeep. I have new clothes in da trunk You can give 'em back to me later."
Miroku finished changing in the car and came out. He wore an oversized red shirt, baggy blue jeans, and Jordans. (Imagine That! )
"Good, dat's much better." Pablo said as he tied a blue do-rag on his head and then put a red cap on him backwards.
"The pants they feel as if they're going to fall." Miroku said, trying to pull them up.
"That's how they're supposed to feel!"
"Umm this thing you call a jeep, is it your home? It's quite small to be a home."
Pablo's friends started cracking up.
"Very funny! Get in guys!"
By the time they got to the club poor Miroku was practically deaf. Miroku's feudal ears were not used to the rap the loud surround sound boomed
Miroku, Pablo, and his crew sat on a table next to the stripping stage.
"Why is there a pole in the middle of the stage?"
"You'll see...." He snickered.
Soon a seductive music began and hot women in provocative clothing came out.
All of the guys leaned forward and whistled in excitement. Miroku's eyes practically popped out of his eyes. Sweat rolled down the side of his face and his heart was beating faster than a conga drum. His mouth gaped wide open as he saw the sexual movements they were doing on the pole. Soon the girls started stripping down. Although there was A.C. Miroku felt as if he was a hundred degrees!
"Havin' fun?! Snickered Pablo."
"..Y...Yes.." Miroku struggled to say.
One of the girls noticed him and came down from the stage.
Miroku grew stiff as the girl went over him and started doing her dance on him. Chills ran down his spine. "RESIST ALL Temptations! RESIST ALL Temptations!!" He recited in his mind. "Oh Buddha please forgive me!" He thought to himself.
"Wo... Would you p...Perhaps consider... Bearing me a ch...Child?" He managed to ask.
"Sure, I've bared many men children." She giggled.
"This is too much for me to bare! I can't go on with this!" He shouted as he left the bar.
"Yo! Wha'rup wit you? She was actually gonna give it to you!"
"I know, and that's what I always wanted! But I can't, There's someone whom I already love back home."
"Does she feel the same way toward ya?"
"I don't know. But I don't care!"
"Man, you must really feel for her if you missed up a chance like dis."
"Well I better go change and give you your clothes back"
"Na, keep it."
"Thanks a lot umm dawg." Miroku said "Well I better go and find her a gift for Valentines Day."
"Da stores are closed by now. Do ya even got a place to go?"
Miroku shook his head.
"You can stay at my place. I'll help ya find ya girl somethin' tight tomorrow."
"Thanks so much!"
Just imagine it. Ghetto Miroku keepin' it gangsta! LOL Any way I gotta go. Please review and gimmie ideas for the next chapter. Like I always say, adios fellow otakus!
Chapter 10- Miroku gets a lap dance
Hey fellow otakus! I'm SO happy with all the great reviews all of you gave me! Man all of you are so nice! Thanks a lot and I hope all of you enjoy this chapter like the last one.
A group of four girls with sexy club outfits passed by Miroku. They stared and giggled when they saw him. Miroku panted when he saw them and without hesitation he rushed to them and asked them the question we all know. "Would any of you perhaps consider bearing me a child?"
They looked at each other and giggled even more. "Maybe next time, were heading to a club right now." The one with the tight black dress laughed.
"A 'club'?"
"Duh. And by the way, it ain't Halloween. She snickered as they left.
"Halloween? Club? What a bizarre time." He thought to himself.
Soon a group of five guys wearing do-rags and baggy, loose jeans passed by. Miroku overheard them talking about that strange word called 'club'.
"Pardon me, may you please tell me what a 'club' is?"
They looked at each other and laughed. "Hey dawg, it ain't Halloween." The really tall one with the dark blue do-rag laughed.
"What is this 'Halloween'?"
This only made them laugh even harder. This was irritating Miroku.
"Are ya serious?" The short tan one with the Puma sneakers asked.
"Yes."
"Wat are ya? Some kinda foreign priest or somethin'?" He asked.
"Actually I'm a monk."
"Damn, I feel bad for ya son! Dat sucks!"
"May you PLEASE answer my question?!"
"Yea, yea, a club is a place where you drink, dance, and hang out all night. Were goin' to a strip club."
"What is a 'strip' club?"
"A place were you do all of the above and watch hot chicks or should I say women strip. And to answer your other stupid question, Halloween is a holiday when you wear costumes."
"Interesting. No wonder Inuyasha always comes to the present! I can't believe he never told me about this!" He thought to himself. "May I accompany you to that sanctuary of hot women?" He pleaded.
"Aren't you supposed to be a 'holy man'?"
"So?"
They laughed. "Sure dawg you can come. Lucky for ya one of my peeps ain't comin'. Here, you can have his pass. By the way, I'm Pablo and this is Tenko, Rene, Tasuka, and Jason."
"I'm Miroku."
"Well one things for sure Miroku, you ain't goin' to da club lookin' like dat! And cut off the proper lingo. People might think you're an under cover or somethin'. Let's go to my jeep. I have new clothes in da trunk You can give 'em back to me later."
Miroku finished changing in the car and came out. He wore an oversized red shirt, baggy blue jeans, and Jordans. (Imagine That! )
"Good, dat's much better." Pablo said as he tied a blue do-rag on his head and then put a red cap on him backwards.
"The pants they feel as if they're going to fall." Miroku said, trying to pull them up.
"That's how they're supposed to feel!"
"Umm this thing you call a jeep, is it your home? It's quite small to be a home."
Pablo's friends started cracking up.
"Very funny! Get in guys!"
By the time they got to the club poor Miroku was practically deaf. Miroku's feudal ears were not used to the rap the loud surround sound boomed
Miroku, Pablo, and his crew sat on a table next to the stripping stage.
"Why is there a pole in the middle of the stage?"
"You'll see...." He snickered.
Soon a seductive music began and hot women in provocative clothing came out.
All of the guys leaned forward and whistled in excitement. Miroku's eyes practically popped out of his eyes. Sweat rolled down the side of his face and his heart was beating faster than a conga drum. His mouth gaped wide open as he saw the sexual movements they were doing on the pole. Soon the girls started stripping down. Although there was A.C. Miroku felt as if he was a hundred degrees!
"Havin' fun?! Snickered Pablo."
"..Y...Yes.." Miroku struggled to say.
One of the girls noticed him and came down from the stage.
Miroku grew stiff as the girl went over him and started doing her dance on him. Chills ran down his spine. "RESIST ALL Temptations! RESIST ALL Temptations!!" He recited in his mind. "Oh Buddha please forgive me!" He thought to himself.
"Wo... Would you p...Perhaps consider... Bearing me a ch...Child?" He managed to ask.
"Sure, I've bared many men children." She giggled.
"This is too much for me to bare! I can't go on with this!" He shouted as he left the bar.
"Yo! Wha'rup wit you? She was actually gonna give it to you!"
"I know, and that's what I always wanted! But I can't, There's someone whom I already love back home."
"Does she feel the same way toward ya?"
"I don't know. But I don't care!"
"Man, you must really feel for her if you missed up a chance like dis."
"Well I better go change and give you your clothes back"
"Na, keep it."
"Thanks a lot umm dawg." Miroku said "Well I better go and find her a gift for Valentines Day."
"Da stores are closed by now. Do ya even got a place to go?"
Miroku shook his head.
"You can stay at my place. I'll help ya find ya girl somethin' tight tomorrow."
"Thanks so much!"
Just imagine it. Ghetto Miroku keepin' it gangsta! LOL Any way I gotta go. Please review and gimmie ideas for the next chapter. Like I always say, adios fellow otakus!