KEY FOR THIS STORY

Me- Dragon Queen16.

Cheetah Goddess- my friend

Yu-gi-oh Ra- an Egyptian god

Joey, Kaiba(Seto), Serenity, Yami, Mokuba and Yugi- Good people Tea- a person who always makes friendship speeches

Marik- Evil dude that controls peopleÕs minds

Pegasus-......a deranged idiot that loves bunnies...

Bakura- Evil and good all in one. (mostly evil)

Rebecca- Psycho little girl that sends shivers down your spine.

Odeon- A very strange tattooed-face man

Lord of the Rings Frodo, Aragorn, and Legolas,- Good guys

Uruk-Hai- Evil pieces of crap not fit to walk the earth....to put it nicely.....

Legend of Zelda Link, Malon, Zelda, Nabooru, and Ruto- Good Guy and Gals

Darunia- A VERY strange Goron

Navi- An EXTREMELY annoying fairy that hangs around you

Ganondorf, Ganon, and Dark Link- Evil Guys

Harry Potter Harry,and Hermionie- From Harry Potter books and movies

Redwall Martin- The most legendary mouse warrior known to Redwall.

Spike Cellarhog- A hedgehog

Dannflor- A great warrior that happens to be a squirrel

Songbreeze- A squirrel that can sing very well

Clecky Hare- A strange hare who loves to sing

Miscellanius Bob the Builder and Teletubbies- Psycho little-kidsÕ shows

KMart and Wal-Mart- Stores. If you didnÕt know that, you REALLY need to get out...

Super Smash Brothers Melee- A Gamecube game. Man, that game ROCKS!! YEAH!!!...........IÕll be quiet now.....

Ultimate Note: Thank you SOOOOOOOOOO much, BerlinBrownEyes! Without your grand help, the UDOR and another story I'm working on would've never made it to ff.net. Thanks again!

Note: Thankies much to Cheetah Goddess,whose mindless rambling inspired some of these pages. ~.^

Note: 10000+ WORDS!!!!! WEEEEEEEE.......

Note: IÕM HIGH ON SUUUUUGGGGGAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! HEHEHEHE!!!!

Note: You have to realize that all Redwall creatures are animals to understand the story......Understand the story!?! lol!

Note: Understand that since IÕm using AppleWorks, some of the letters might be funky. I canÕt do anything to help it, so be warned.

Note: IÕve written a lot of notes.

Disclaimer: If I owned all of the above, why would I spend my time writing this? You figure it out, itÕs not that hard. Stupid law people...

Anonymous 1: Sooo...a new section?

Anonymous 2: Ummm...WhatÕs it called, Me?

Me: It is called THE ULTIMATE DIALOGUE OF RANDOMNESS!!!!!BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

A1: 0_0.........Err..okay...

A2: *whispers to A1* Maybe we should get out of here before she goes @_@ on us.

A1: Agreed. *both walk out*

Me: *still ranting* BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!........WhereÕd they go???? *sees footprints on floor* O_o *brandishes axe* So...they mean to run away and hide?!?!!?I WILL FIND THEM AND THE ULTIMATE DIALOGUE WILL DESTROY THEM ALONG WITH THE WORLD!! I SHALL COAT THE WORLD IN RANDOMNESS!!BWAHAAA- *SMACK* *A1 smacks Me on the head with paper*

A2: Whew!...........Umm, whatÕs up with the paper?

A1: ....You know what?...I really donÕt know....

A2: -_-U.......Hey, whereÕs Me??

Me: RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!! I BROUGHT A LITTLE FRIEND WITH ME!!!!

Ganon: Roar.

Link: I will save you!!

Dark Link: No, I will save you!!

Link:.......I thought you wanted to destroy the world?

Dark Link:....I changed my mind.

Link: -_-U....Fine, paper-rock-scissors to see who fights Ganon?

Dark Link: Agreed!

L&DL: Paper-Rock-Scissors! *Link paper* *Dark Link paper*

L&DL: Again! Paper-Rock-Scissors! *Link rock* *Dark Link rock*

L&DL: Again! Paper-Rock-Scissors! *Link scissors* *Dark Link scissors*

L&DL: Again! Paper-Rock-Scissors! *Link paper* *Dark Link paper*

L&DL: Again! Paper-Rock-Scissors! *Link rock* *Dark Link rock*

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L&DL: Again! Paper-Rock-Scissors! *Link paper* *Dark Link paper*

L&DL: Again! Paper-Rock-Scissors! *Link rock* *Dark Link rock*

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L&DL: Again! Paper-Rock-Scissors! *Link paper* *Dark Link paper*

L&DL: Again! Paper-Rock-Scissors! *Link rock* *Dark Link rock*

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L&DL: Again! Paper-Rock-Scissors! *Link paper* *Dark Link paper*

L&DL: Again! Paper-Rock-Scissors! *Link rock* *Dark Link rock*

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L&DL: Again! Paper-Rock-Scissors! *Link paper* *Dark Link paper*

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L&DL: Again! Paper-Rock-Scissors! *Link paper* *Dark Link paper*

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L&DL: Again! Paper-Rock-Scissors! *Link paper* *Dark Link paper*

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L&DL: Again! Paper-Rock-Scissors! *Link paper* *Dark Link paper*

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L&DL: Again! Paper-Rock-Scissors! *Link scissors* *Dark Link scissors*

L&DL: Again! Paper-Rock-Scissors! *Link paper* *Dark Link scissors*

Dark Link: HAHA! I win!!

Link: HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! FOOLISH BEING!! I HAVE THE UNSTOPPABLE ORIGAMI PAPER!!!

*paper shapes itself into a HUGE dragon*

Dark Link: Eeep!

Link: HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!NOW THAT I HAVE AN ORIGAMI DRAGON, THERE IS NOTHING I CANÕT DO!!!! WITH LINK AND THIS DRAGON IN CONTROL, THE NAME MARIK WILL BE FEARED BY ALL!!!!!HAHAHHAHAHAHHA-*THUMP*

A1: I love this paper.

A2: Why did Marik take control of Link?

A1: Because of the origami dragon? Who knows?

Young Anonymous: Hey, thereÕs something in his pocket.......Ooooo.....CHOCOLATE!!!!

Anonymous Jones: *Gasp* No, YA, no!

YA: *takes a bite out of chocolate*

AJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YA:...WhatÕs the big deal?

AJ: THE CHOCOLATE WILL DESTROY YOU BY MAKING YOU FAT AND SICKLY WITH ITÕS CHOLESTEROL,SUGAR, AND FAT CONTENT!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *jumps off cliff*

YA: -_-U

Ganon: *sniffs the air* Is that chocolate?

YA: Yup!

Ganon: Hmmm...You know, my grandma makes excellent chocolate chip cookies. Want to come?

YA: Sure!

...and YA and Ganon skip down the purple brick road. Marik: Now if that wasnÕt random, I donÕt know what is.

Dark Link: Marik, arenÕt you supposed to be an evil guy?

Marik: Oh, right. Sorry, *clears throat* BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I ATTACK YOU ALL WITH CURSE OF THE MASKED BEAST!!!!

Bakura: Umm, Marik? The Shadow games are over.

Marik:-_-U.........................

A1: Bakura? WhereÕd you come from?

Bakura: *looks up*.....the sky?

All: -_-U

Marik:.......if the Shadow Games are over.....then...I attack with.....Bakura!!! *throws Bakura in front of DL, A1, and A2.*

Bakura: Ummm.....Grr?

Yugi: I will rescue you from Marik! YU-GI-OH!!!

Yami: I attack with Tea-Friendship Freak!!!

Tea-Friendship Freak: With friends on your side, there is nothing you cannot do!......

Marik: NOOOOO!!!!

TFF: Do not worry! Friendship will help you!.....

Marik: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

TFF: We can be friends and talk about friendship to everyone!!

Marik:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *collapses*

Yami: Hehehe....works every time...

A1: Umm..Yami? Should she still be talking?

Yami: No, sheÕs supposed to disappear....

A2: So, does that mean WE have to listen to her now!?!?

Yami: Err...I guess so...

Bakura: Oh Ra....

Ra: You called?

A1: 0_0...uh..wow..um...well...TFF wonÕt shut up.

Ra: I can fix that with my Ultra-rare,titanium based,dark gray tinted,extra sticky,60-foot long,Friendship-freak resistant, waterproof and magic-repellent duct tape. $10,290,823,501 Canadian or $1.99 American! *slaps the tape on TFFÕs mouth*

All: *sigh of relief*

Aragorn:*being chased by the last two Uruk-Hai* DIE URUK-HAI!!!

Legolas: Hehe..you rhymed!!

Aragorn: -_-U......

Frodo: WE CANNOT FIGHT THEM!!!

Aragorn: *kills the two Uruk-Hai* Calm down Frodo.

Frodo: WE CANNOT FIGHT THEM!!!

A1: Frodo, itÕs-

Frodo: WE CANNOT FIGHT THEM!!!

Link: TheyÕre dead, Frod-

Frodo: WE CANNOT FIGHT THEM!!!

Bakura: Ra, the duct tape, please.

Frodo: WE CANNOT FIGHT THEM!!!

Ra: Gladly!! *slaps it over FrodoÕs mouth*

Ganondorf: What a relief!

Link:.........Why are the evil people being nice?

Pegasus: BECAUSE OF THE PINK BUNNIES!!!!! *in a singsong voice* LITTLE PINK BUNNY! LITTLE PINK BUNNY!......

All: *eats 100 bottles of aspirin*

Ra: *slaps tape on PegasusÕs mouth*

Ganondorf: Has anyone seen my brother, Ganon?

Me: He skipped down the purple brick road with YA.

Link:.....How would YOU know?

Me: hehehehe...I was spyinÕ on yalls..

All: -_-U

All: *eats 150 bottles of aspirin*

Ganondorf: Wooooo....EvErYtHiNg Is AlL PrEtTy.....

DL: Oh no...GanondorfÕs not supposed to take that much aspirin...

Ganondorf: Oooooo.ShInY! *skewers his hand on AragornÕs sword* Oweeeee!!Owee,Owee,Owee!!! WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*starts sobbing* My poor widdle hand....Boohoohoo......

A1: O.OU..........and THIS is the King of Evil!?!?!?

Ganon: Yup!!And so is I!

YA: You were right, those cookies were excellent!!

Ganon: Yup! Made with real Goron!!!

YA: Which Goron?

Ganon: Darunia, of course!

All: YAY!!

Link: MY..MY..MY.. BROTHER!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Navi: Hey! Hey! Listen!!

Link:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*gasp*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*gasp*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!.................Man....AJ must have lungs of steel.........

Navi: Hey! Hey! Listen!!!

Link: *blinks* Heck no.

Aragorn: PEST CONTROL!!! *kills Navi*

All: YAY!!!!!!WOOHOO!!!

Hermionie: Have you seen my cat? I lost her....

Harry: Yeah, and have you seen a giant?

Ganon: I is a giant!

Ganondorf: AnD sO iS I!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........

All: *eats 200 bottles of aspirin*

Ganondorf: I lOvE yOu, LiNkY BoY....

Link: *shudders* unclean...unclean....

All: *eats 500 bottles of aspirin*

A2: WhereÕs all the aspirin coming from?

Gandalf: The aspirin mine in the sky!

Ganondorf: YoUr NaMe LoOkS lIkE mInE.....Heheheheheheheee.....

Link:...unclean...unclean...

Ganondorf: I wAnNa GiVe YoU a BIG HUG!!!!!!!

Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps off cliff*

Zelda: Hey everyone, IÕve got something to show you! Hit it, girls!

Malon, Zelda, Nabooru, and Anonymous Girl:

Wanna Fanta! DonÕtcha wanna, wanna Fanta, donÕtcha wanna..

wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna,

Fighting evil? Oh my! Get a Fanta, watch Ôem fly!

wanta Fanta, donÕtcha wanna, wanna Fanta,donÕt you wanna, wanna Fanta, dontÕcha wanna, wanna Fanta, dontÕcha wanna...

wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, ..

DontÕcha wanna?

A1: That was very random.

Ganon: Indeed.

Zelda: WhereÕs Link?

Link: Right here!

YA:.....I thought you died?

Link: Noperoony!!!

All: *eats 550 bottles of Aspirin*

Aragorn:.....Did Link just say ÔnoperoonyÕ?

Link: Yuppers!!

A1: *starts choking Link* AHHHHH!! SNAP OUT OF IT, MAN!!!

Ganon:...um...LinkÕs turning blue. Just thought you ought to know...

Me: What are you talking about? You tried to kill him!.....Several times!

Ganon: Yes, well, heÕs purple now...

A1: Heh heh...whoops...sorry, Link..*drops Link*

Link: *gasping for air*

Hermionie: WHERE IS MY CAT!?!??!?!?!?!TELL ME NOW!!!!

Harry: I think I saw it go that way....

Hermionie: Okay!

All O_OU *takes 600 bottles of aspirin*

YA: Umm...Me? Where are we?

A1: Yeah, you never gave us a set...

Me: We are in........umm........WAL-MART!!

Kaiba: I CLAIM THE ASPIRIN!!!

*mad rush towards aspirin aisle*

*Ganondorf arrives and inhales all the aspirin*

All: *gasp* MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Bakura: I love cows!

Link: Me too!

A1: Cows rock!

Ganondorf: IÕm A lItTlE tEaPoT, sHoRt AnD sToUt,HeRe Is My HaNdLe,HeRe Is My SpOuT...

All: *eats 700 bottles of aspirin*

Ra:*slaps duct tape on GanondorfÕs mouth*

A1:......NOW what are they doing?

*duct taped people are holding hands in a circle and dancing around*

All: O_OU *eats 1000 bottles of aspirin*

Marik: How much aspirin have we eaten?

Kaiba( being the smart guy he is ): Hmm...letÕs see.....O_OU...3800 bottles.....

All: O_OU....

Link: Yami, I challenge you to a duel!

Yami: *blinks* Okay....

Link: Yay! LetÕs get started!

Yami:.....I start out by playing Hinotama, Ookazi, Restructer Revolution, and Pot of Greed. You now have 1700 Life Points left. I then play Giant Soldier of Stone in defense. Your Move.

Link: Weeeeeeee!....I play Ultimate Offering and Sacrificial Lambs, and then I summon The Winged Dragon of Ra and Slifer the Sky Dragon in attack mode! I attack GSOS with Slifer, and take all your life points with TWDOR! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I won!!!!

Yami: I...lost? Me?....The King of Games?....To a half-wit Hero?!!?!?

Pegasus: ThatÕs right, Yugi-boy!

Ra: ACK! *almost has a heart-attack* HowÕd you get the tape off!!??!

Pegasus: BUNNY POWER!!!!

Yugi: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!EVERYTHING IS TOO RANDOM!!! I HATE RANDOMNESS!!!!!

All: *gasp*

Mysterious Judge: Yugi Motou, for your violation of Random Law #32,846, section 13 of paragraph 37, which states that no one may insult randomness, I hereby sentence you to make daisy-chains *takes off a mask that reveals Pegasus* WITH ME!!!!!!

Yugi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TFF: Friends are wonderful people to have!....

Ra: Pegasus, take TFF with you.

Pegasus: OKAY!!!!

Yugi:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO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* Pegasus and TFF are skipping down a path that just appeared, dragging Yugi behind them*

( FYI, Yami and Yugi are two seperate people now, so YamiÕs still here )

Link: Nah, nah! You lost, you lost....

Yami: Shut UP you dummy!

Link: Porcupine!

Yami: Guy wearing a skirt!

Link: Shrimp!

Yami: Psycho!

Link: Freak!

Yami: Guy wearing tights!

Link: Meanie!

Yami: Stupid!

Link: Ugly!

Yami: Horrendous!

Link: BOB!

Yami:......Bob?

Link: Well, I ran out of insults.....

All: -_-U *eats 2800 bottles of aspirin*

GanonÕs Grandma: Now, now, boys, no fighting!

All: O_O *thinking ÔUUUGLY!Õ*

Ganon: GRANNY!

GG: GANNY! I brought some more cookies! *dumps a ton (literally) of cookies on Link*

Link: X_X......ow......my..spine........

Me: Hey everyone, IÕve got an idea! LetÕs buy Super Smash Brothers Melee!

All: Okay!

DL: IÕll go check if they have any! *10 minutes l8er* Nope, none, nothinÕ, zip......

A2: Okay, okay, we get the idea!

Harry: If Wal-Mart doesnÕt have any, then letÕs go to KMart.

Hermionie: I found my cat! IsnÕt that great?

All: *mumbles* Hermionie: I SAID ISNÕT THAT GREAT!?!?

All: Yes! Wonderful!

Hermionie: Okay!

All: *eats 2900 bottles of aspirin*

Ominous Narrator Voice: And so, as they set out to KMart, little did they know the danger that awaited them. The atrocious, horrendous, evil, BOB THE BUILDER!!! AND HIS ARMY OF DERANGED TELETUBBIES!!!!

Me:....I donÕt remember hiring you...

ONV:...because you didnÕt....

Me: Then get out!

ONV: Why?

Me: ........Ôcause I said so!

ONV: No! :P

Me:.....Fine, just donÕt use or open the refrigerator. It has radioactive meatloaf in it.

ONV: O_OU..Err...okay...may I ask why?

Me:....letÕs just say that JoeyÕs no cook.

ONV: Heh heh..gotcha.

*at KMart looking for the game section*

Marik: Is that it?

A1: ThatÕs a tool shed.

Marik: What about that?

A2: ThatÕs a doghouse.

Marik: What about that?

YA: ThatÕs a tractor.

Marik: I see....

Yugi: ThereÕs the game section!

Joey: LetÕs ask that guy about it.

Ganon: Excuse me sir? Do you have SSBM? Can we have it for free?

Sales Clerk: Yes, and no, you have to pay for it.

Hermionie: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!??!!?!?!

SC: Umm..Here..have it for free, in fact, have the whole store for free! *runs away*

Hermionie: Okay!

All: -_-U

DL: LETÕS PLAY SSBM!

A2: Here?

Kaiba: No....how about my house?

Me: Righto! *snaps fingers and all are at KaibaÕs house*

Kaiba: I can hook these systems and discs together so we can all play..(does it in three seconds)

A1:..how do you..

YA: ...do that?...

Serenity: ÔCause heÕs smart!

Joey: *cough*stupid*cough*git....

Kaiba: I heard that, dog-boy.

Joey: Grrrrrr.....

Yugi: ....WhereÕs Marik?

Me: IÕll check at Kmart.

*at Kmart*

Me: *looks around*...where.....oh no...

Marik: *is standing outside of Kmart with several policemen*

Me: Marik, what did you do?!?!

Marik: All I did was send a few people to the Shadow Realm!

Me: WHAT??!?!

Marik: I was bored!

Me: *sigh* Come on! Officers, IÕll take care of him!

Officer: Make sure he gets a good beating! Hyuk hyuk!

Me: -_-U...right...*snaps fingers and is back at KaibaÕs house...mansion....palace...um...really big house...*

YA: Hello, Marik! Did you get stuck inside a pipe again?

Marik: *gasps and points at Bakura* YOU PROMISED YOUÕD NEVER TELL!

Bakura: Hehehe....couldnÕt resist.

Marik: ARGGHHHHHHH!!! I WILL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!

Me: *grabs MarikÕs Millenium Rod* Oh no you donÕt!

Marik: *walks away muttering*

A2: ....come on, letÕs play!

YA: Yeah!

A1: Go, Mr. Game and Watch!

A2: Go, Mario!

YA: Go, Luigi!

Ganon: Go, Kirby!

Ganondorf: Go, Jigglypuff!

Ash: Go, Pikachu!

Link: Err..wrong stage, Ash...

Ash: Okay!*runs off*

Link: Go, Link!

Zelda: Go, Zelda!

Me: Go, Bowser!

Yami: Go, Young Link!

Joey: Go Dr. Mario!

Frodo: WE CANNOT FIGHT THEM!!!

Ra: *slaps tape on FrodoÕs mouth* Go, Pikachu!

Aragorn: Go, Pichu!

Legolas: Go, Ness!

Kaiba: Go, Marth!

Serenity: Go, Roy!

Joey: Go, Captain Falcon!

GG: Go, Ganondorf!

DL: Go, Falco!

Nabooru: Go, Fox!

Anonymous Girl: Go, Yoshi!

Malon: Go, Samus!

*the game rages on for 1 hour, the only people left are Ganon, GG, and Ganondork....err..Ganondorf*

GG: Noo! I lost!

Ganon: Yeah! PUFFS UNITE!!

All: -_-U *eats 3000 bottles of aspirin*

Bob the Builder: Attack, my Tubbies!

Deranged Teletubby: Hehehe...Hurt everyone!

DT2: Hehehehe....

All: *gasp* THE EVILNESS, THE EVILNESS!!!!!

DT: Hehehehe....

DT2: Hehehehe....

DT3: Hehehehe....

DT4: Hehehehe....

DT5: Hehehehe....

DT6: Hehehehe....

DT7: Hehehehe....

DT8: Hehehehe....

DT9: Hehehehe....

Frodo: WE CANNOT FIGHT THEM!!!

DL:...HowÕd you get the tape off?

Frodo: WE CANNOT FIGHT THEM!!!

Me: STOP THE MADNESS!!!!! *kills all the teletubbies and Bob, and hits Frodo on the head with the ton of cookies*

Frodo: WE..CANNOT....FIGHT....THEM....*faints*

Link: *shuddering* I..hate..tubbies.....

Harry: *shudder* It was like dementors......only worse....

Hermionie: I found my cat!

All: -_-U *eats 5000 bottles of aspirin*

Ganondorf: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........TeLeTuBbIeS aRe CoOl......

All: -_-U *eats 5500 bottles of aspirin*

Ruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BOBBY-KINS!!! WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Zelda:.....I thought you were obssessed with Link?

Ruto:....only for his money......

All: -_-U

Ruto: *crying* OH, BOB! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE?

Me: ÔCause I killed him! Hehehehe....

Ruto: *gasp* Grrrrrrrrrr.....

Joey: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr......

Ruto: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Joey: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr......

Ruto: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Joey: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr......

Ruto: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Joey: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr......

Ruto: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Joey: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr......

Ruto: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Joey: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr......

Ruto: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Joey: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr......

Ruto: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Me: STOP IT! STOP IT I SAY!!! *shoots both with a tranquilizer gun*

AJ: Hey yalls, look what I found down there! THE ULTIMATE CRAYON OF DOOM!!!!! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!

All: -_-U

A1:....Umm....whatÕs it do?

AJ:......I donÕt know...

All: -_-U *falls over anime-style*

YA: I DO! Watch! *draws a steep pond with a shark in it and throws Ruto in*

Ruto: HELP!! GUYS!! I CANÕT GET OUT!!

All: YAY!!! DOWN WITH THE FISH!!

Joey: Hey, guys! I bought us all ice cream!

*everyone grabs an ice-cream*

Ruto: WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!

Joey: Err...I forgot...

Ruto: T_T

YA: Here, IÕll draw you one! *draws an ice cream in RutoÕs hand*

Ruto: *takes a bite* ACKK!!! It tastes like toxic crayon!!

YA: EXACTLY!!!BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*HAHAHHAH*wheezes*ha..ha*cough*......oh..forget it....

Ruto: WHY YOU LITTLE!!!! WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, IÕLL KILL YOU!!

YA: Actually, you canÕt, because Random Law #56,978 Section 5 of paragraph 67 says that MeÕs favorite characters cannot die. That includes myself.

Ruto:......Who CAN I kill?

YA:....umm..Pegasus...and...Ruto..heh heh...whoops...

Ruto: T_T No one likes me....

Ganon: True dat!

All: -_-U

Marik: Ruto, you are a stupid, deranged fish, so I send you to the Shadow Realm!!

All: YAY!!!

Navi: Hey! Listen!

Aragorn:.....I thought I killed you?

Navi: Hey! Listen!

Link: Must..resist....urge to purge...

Navi: Ôey, Ôecouter!

All: ?????????

Me: *whispers* It means ÔHey, listen!Õ in French...

A2:...A french-speaking fairy?...

YA:...weird...

Navi: Hey! Listen! So is your face!

YA: .....................................

Link: must...resist..urge to purge..

Pegasus: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! A cute little fairy!!!

Link: must...resist..urge to purge..

Yugi: O_O *shuddering* the horror.....the horror!.....

TFF: Daisy-chains are a sign of friendship!

All: -_-U *eats 7000 bottles of aspirin*

Aragorn: Poor Yugi....but he did insult the randomness....

A1: True, very true...

Navi: Hey! Listen!

Link: must...resist..oh, what the heck! *draws sword and starts chasing Navi around*

Navi: Hey! Listen!

Link: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!! DIE YOU STUPID FAIRY!!

A2:...but you canÕt, because of the Random Law....

Me: I can fix that! *scribbles something on paper* Ahem...Henceforth, Random Law # 679,068, section 7 of paragraph 2, is put into effect. It states that the annoying fairy, Navi, TFF, Pegasus, and Ruto can all die.

Legolas: Allow me!

Ra: No, allow me!

Legolas: Me!

Ra: Me!

Legolas: ME!!!

Ra: ME!!!

Me: SHUT UP!!!!!!!..........staring contest to see who kills Navi, okay?

Ra:...but IÕm an Egyptian god...

Hermionie: RA, DO WHAT ME SAYS, YOU GOT IT!?!?!??

Ra: *gulp* Yes mam!

Hermionie: Okay!

All: -_-U *eats 8000 bottles of aspirin*

Me: Okay, ready? Begin!

Legolas: 0_0

Ra:0_0

Legolas: 0_0

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Legolas: 0_0

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Ra:-_-

Legolas: YAY! I get to kill Navi!

Link: Hehehe...whoops...I already killed her....

Legolas: -_-U

Link: Hey, I had a right to! Do you know how annoying it is to have a fairy buzzing around your head for ten years saying ÔHey! Listen!Õ over and over AND OVER?!!?!?

Me: Yes, poor Link.

Joey: You think Link had it bad? I was controlled by that psycho over there and almost killed my best friend!

Marik:......you called me a psycho.....IÕm hurt...

All: -_-U

Aragorn: Try fighting off 10,000 Uruk-Hai at once!

Legolas: Yeah!

Yami: Oh yeah? Try listening to TFFÕs friendship speeches 24/7!

All: *shudder*

TFF: Friends make the world go Ôround!....

Yugi: NO!! *looks around wildly*.....*runs off into a corner and curls up*

All: -_-U *eats 8500 bottles of aspirin*

Yugi: *is now rocking back and forth while muttering to himself*

All: -_-U *eats 9000 bottles of aspirin*

TFF: Friendship will save him!...

Link: IÕm gettinÕ REEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLY sick of her!!!

Marik: Me too. Shall I send her to the Shadow Realm?

DL: Marik, I think the Shadow Realm is full thanks to you.

Ra: I could always mute her.... *picks up a remote and presses ÔmuteÕ*

TFF: *still moving her mouth, but no sound comes out*

All: Whew!

DL: Glad thatÕs over..........?????...umm...whatÕs Yugi doing???

Yugi: *picks up an axe* *laughs insanely* HeheheheheheheHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHEHEHEEBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *starts running in circles holding the axe*

All: O_OU

Kaiba: ItÕs official. YugiÕs gone insane.

Joey: For once I agree with you.

Me: I better get him some help...*takes out cell-phone* Hello? Is this Charter Mental Institution?

Charter Mental Institution Guy over the phone: Yes, how may I help you?

Me: *insane laughs are heard in the backround* There is a mentally unstable person here at the Kaiba Mansion.

CMIGOTP: Hehehe...has the big guy finally cracked?

Me: -_-U....No, but the guy that did is waving an axe around....

CMIGOTP: O_OU.....WeÕll be right over. *hangs up*

A1: Yugi, the people in white are coming to take you to a room with padded walls, okay?

Yugi: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE MATTRESS STORE PEOPLE!!!! YAY!!!

All: -_-U.......

Yugi: I WANT A PINK MATTRESS WITH BUNNIES ON IT!!!!

Pegasus: *gasp* ME TOO!!

Me: *dials the Charter number again* Err, scratch that..TWO insane guys at the Kaiba Mansion...

CMIGOTP: All righty then! *hangs up*

*ten minutes later*

Charter Agent: All right, where are they?

Me: *shoves Yugi and Pegasus in front of him* Here you are!

Yugi: YAY!!! WHEREÕS MY MATTRESS????

Charter Agent 2: ????????

Yami:....donÕt ask...

CA 2: WasnÕt going to. Come on now, time to go to the..err...mattress store!

Yugi and Pegasus: YAY!!!!!!!!

CA: *tips cap* You all have a psycho-free morning, now.

*truck with Yugi and Pegasus singing ÔLittle pink bunny, little pink bunnyÕ drives away*

Mysterious and possibly insane old man: I knew there was something wrong with that boy! With his strange hair and shifty little eyes! Hmph! *hobbles off*

All: O_OU *eats 9500 bottles of aspirin*

Yami: All this aspirin canÕt be good for us.

Kaiba: Yeah, weÕve probably overdosed......several.thousand. times.

Marik: But only GanondorfÕs affected.

Link: Why?

Me:......because everyone hates Ganondorf?

Marik: Well, everyone hates me, but you donÕt see- ACKK! *clutches heart while writhing in agony* The pain, THE PAIN! ARGHHHHH!!!!... ...........*clears throat*- anything wrong with me, now do ya?

All: -_-U

A1: Are you aware that you just had a heart-attack?

Marik: *blinks*......What now?

All: -_-U

Dl: CAN....YOU....HEAR....ME...?

Marik: *cocks head*...Eh? WhatÕs that you say?

All: -_-U *eats 10000 bottles of aspirin*

Ganon: Are we ever going to run out of aspirin?

Gandalf: Actually, no. You see, the World Council had a choice of either solving world hunger or world aspirin deprivation. After eating 16389 bottles of aspirin during the meeting, we decided on the aspirin.

Ganondorf: Ah, I see....wait...no I canÕt!!! IÕM BLIND!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Link: LetÕs all point and laugh!

All: *pointing and laughing*

Ganondorf: T_T...youÕre mean...

Me: WeÕre mean?!?!? YOU TRIED TO DESTROY HYRULE!!!!!

Ganondorf: Heh heh...whoops...forgot about that...

All: -_-U *eats 11000 bottles of aspirin*

AJ: Man, this sucks. Me, you have no originality.

Me: *looks hurt* Do so! I drink Dr. Pepper every morning.

All: -_-U *eats 12000 bottles of aspirin*

AJ: What does a soda product have to do with your lack of talent?

Me: O_o *eye twitches*

AJ: I mean come on, look at the-

Me: O_o *grabs AJ by throat* You sure you want to finish that sentence?!??!

AJ: O_O *gulps* IÕll be quiet now!

Me: *drops AJ* ^_^ Okay!

All: -_-U *eats 13000 bottles of aspirin*

A1: Talk about your mood swings.

Ganon: I have a swing!

A2: -_-U.....Not that kind of swing, he means an abrupt change in feelings.

Ganon: I have feelings!

YA:...Well, they say you canÕt teach old dogs new tricks...

Ganon: I have a dog! *whistles* Here, boy! *a little white dog runs up* IsnÕt he cute? His name is Carl.

All: O_OU

Link: Umm...Ganon?...Did Carl ever get hit in the face by a frying pan?

Ganon: Hmmm...let me think...........*1 hour later*........Not that I can think of, why?

DL: ÔCause it looks like a semi smashed into his face.

Carl: How rude, I must say.

All: O_OU *eats 14000 bottles of aspirin*

Yami:.....the dog..talks?

Kaiba: *smirks* Well, another talking dog. Looks like youÕve got company, Wheeler.

Joey: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Yami: Not helping your case much, Joe.

Joey: *looks at the ceiling*..........Wow, this ceiling has a lot of pretty patterns..

All: -_-U

YA:......Hey, it really does! Look, guys!

A1:........I see a star!

All: Ooooo!

A2:.....I see a cow!

All: Ooooo!

Ganon:.....I see a dog! *shoves Carl in their faces* SEE? SEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEESEE-

Me: We get it, Ganon.

Carl: How rude, I must say.

Ganon: *dumps a HUGE hamburger in front of Carl* HEREÕS YOUR DINNER, CARLEY-POO!!!

Joey: Can I have some hamburger?

Carl: I most certainly think not.

Joey: IÕll play tug of war for it!

Carl: YouÕre on! *start tugging-of-warring*

*2 hours later, everyoneÕs asleep*

Joey: Grrrr..

Carl: Grrrr..

*the hamburger splits in half*

Joey: *blinks*

Carl: *blinks*

Joey: *blinks*...I guess itÕs a draw, huh?

Carl: Agreed.

Joey: YAY!!! *starts devouring the hamburger*

Bakura: *walks in and smells the air* Ugh. WhatÕs dying in here?

Kaiba: *sees a spot of ketchup on the carpet* JOEY WHEELER, YOU ARE A DEAD MAN!!!!!

Yami:......ThereÕs your answer, Bakura. Joey.

Kaiba: *takes out a sharp piece of paper* (...sharp paper? @_@ ) ITÕS PAPER-CUT TIME!

Joey: NOOOOOO!

Kaiba: *is chasing Joey around with the paper*

All: *watching the chase with no concern*

Aragorn: I bet you ten bucks Kaiba paper-cuts him.

Yami: I bet you twenty bucks that they end up fighting.

A1: I bet you thirty that they kill eachother.

YA: IÕm with A1.

A2: Me too.

Me: Me as well.

Aragorn: Now that I think about it, youÕre probably right, A1.

Yami: Yeah, me too.

Legolas: I agree.

Kaiba: HOW DARE YOU STAIN MY CARPET!!!!

Joey: Chill, Kaiba, I was just eating!

Kaiba: EATING ON MY CARPET WITHOUT A PLATE!!!! YOU STUPID POODLE!!!

Joey: *gasp* *attacks Kaiba*

All: *still showing no signs of concern*

YA: You were right all along, A1.

A1: They havenÕt killed each other yet...

*Kaiba and Joey are rolling around, kicking, clawing, you name it*

A2: I think itÕs safe to say itÕs only a matter of time.

*Kaiba is choking Joey*

TFF: Oh no! What a bad display of friendship!..

Yami: O_o.....IÕve had enough! *takes out a VERY thick book and starts reading*

Link: Umm..Yami? What are you doing?

Yami: This is the TFF instruction manual, IÕm trying to find out how to- Aha! Here it is! ÔIf your TFF is out of control, then I feel very sorry for the sucker that has to put up with itÕ *YamiÕs eye twitches*

Joey: *is now choking Kaiba*

Link: Wow, all this because of carpet....

Joey & Kaiba: *are now choking eachother*

Me: Remember, though, once they die, theyÕll come back because of the law.

J&K: *have suceeded in killing eachother*

Stranger: What a show, what a show! *throws $100 on the ground*

Joey: *grabs it* Ha! Mine!

Kaiba: Good, now you can pay to get my carpet cleaned.

Joey:..............

TFF: Yay! Now weÕre all friends again!..

All: O_o *eyes twitch*

*1 day later*

Instructer guy: Now weÕre all here to discuss how to cope with the fact that our TFFs wonÕt disappear... *Ra throws down a manual on the floor and walks away*..Ra?

Mr. Sun: MR. SUN MAD! MAD MR. SUN!

Susie Q: Someone please shoot me.

Bobby Boy: O_o ITÕS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!AHHHHHHHH!!! *starts running around in circles*

IG: O_OU..Err.....LetÕs discuss the different ways we can cope with our feelings- *Yami throws his manual into the sea*...Now thatÕs not helping...

Verizon Wireless Guy: I think I have a solution. VerizonÕs cell-phone has clear calls and low-payments.

Yami:.....How does that help?

VWG: Simple. Watch. *gives phone to TFF*

TFF: *Starts talking on phone*

* 3 days later *

TFF: *is still talking*

VWG: You see? She can never put it down.

Ra: WhoÕs she talking to?

VWG: A hitman. Eventually he will seek her out to dispose of her.

Marik: *is crying tears of joy*

VWG: I think we just made a breakthrough.

Bakura:...How did we get here?

Me: *slaps Bakura on the head* Tch! This is randomness, dimwit! Randomness doesnÕt need an explanation!

Link:..You mean like how that cow got here?

Me: *solemn-faced* Exactly.

Joey: *drooling* Yum.....cow....

Cow: *gasp* So it was you who you ate Bessy! *whistles and a whole bunch of cows show up* ATTACK!!

Ominous Narrator Voice: And so, the War of the Cows began. All because of a simple-

DL: Will you cut it out?

Ganon: Yeah, thatÕs pretty annoying.

ONV:...but IÕm the narrator.

Me: And doing a pretty Joebob job about it!

ONV:....fine..*runs off sobbing*.

Joey: Sheesh, who ate his cow!

Cow: *rolls up newspaper* How dare you!!! *starts whacking Joey on the head*

Joey: *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Stoppit! *smack* Heh heh.. *smack* DonÕt have a cow! Cow: *gasp* Follow my lead, cows!

*all the cows roll up newspapers and attack Joey*

Joey: *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Ow!*smack* Ow! *smack* Ow! *smack* Stoppit!

Cows: *stare horrified at a huge, green, glowing thing*

Me: NARRATOR!!!!! Did you open the refrigerator?!??!

ONV: Err, yes.

Me: I TOLD YOU THERE WAS RADIOACTIVE MEATLOAF IN THERE!!!!!!!

ONV: Ohhh, so THATÕS what it was! I thought it was Jello, so I ate it.

Me: O_OU ....you.....ate it? *faints*

YA: Hey look! ItÕs the Green Giant!

ONV: -_-U...Okay, three things. One: I am wearing a suit, not leaf-clothes. Two: I do not work for a corn company. Three: I LOOK NOTHING LIKE THE FREAKINÕ GREEN GIANT!!!!!!

All: O_OU

A1: IÕm with ya, dude! Glow on!

ONV: -_-U....err..thanks..

YA: What happened to the cows?

Link: They got scared off by the Green Giant over there.

ONV: *eye twitches*

DL: No look. ItÕs the real Green Giant.

Green Giant: Hello everyone, eat corn!

ONV: Ughh. CornÕs nasty!

Green Giant: *gasp* YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT INSULT!!!! ROOOOOAARRR!!

Commentator: Welcome, folks, to the battle of the century! Green Giant VS. ....err....the Glowing Green Giant!

Commentator 2: The battle will have three stages. 1: eating challenge. 2: roaring challenge. 3:slapping challenge ......Now, begin! Waiters! *waiters come with trays of food*

GG: Yum, corn!

GGG: Yum! Meatloaf!

*both dig in*

Yami: Ugh. That sickens me.

Aragorn: Hehehe....Legolas, you know what Yami is?

Legolas: What?

Aragorn: *does a weird dance-thing* Egyptian punk!

DL: You scare me.

*1 day later*

YA: Are they EVER going to stop eating?

A2: I donÕt know, but-.......wait.....look! Green GiantÕs choking!

All: YAY!!

Commentator: Now for the roaring. Begin!

GG: Roar.

GGG: ROAR!

GG: ROAR!!

GGG: ROAR!

GG: ROAR!!

GGG: ROAR!

GG: ROAR!!

GGG: ROAR!!!!!

GG: ROAR!!!!!

GGG: ROAR!!!!!!

GG: ROAR!!!!!!

GGG: ROAR!!!!

GG: *whimpers*

C2: So, itÕs 0/2. Now for the slapping!

GG: *slap*

GGG: *slap*

GG: *slap*

GGG: *slap*

GG: *slap*

GGG: *slap*

GG: *slap*

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GGG: *slap*

GG: *slap*

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GG: *slap*

GGG: *slap*

GG: *slap*

GGG: *SMACK*

GG: Ow! I give, I give! *runs off*

GGG: I am the victor! I rock! I rock! I rock! I rock!

Ganon: *gasp* HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF OSAMAÕS HOME-COUNTRY!?!??! I CURSE YOU!!!! DEATH TO YOU!!!

DL: -_-U...Ganon, you are a freakinÕ psycho.

Carl: How rude, I must say!

Kaiba: Not the dog again!

Ganon: Come on, heÕs so CUTE!

Yami: *sarcastically* Right, and IÕm Bandit Keith.

Joey: *gasp* So it was you! *picks up a boulder and hits Yami with it*

Yami: *smack* Ow! Joey-

Joey: And this is for stealing my card!

Yami: *smack* Ow! -itÕs a-

Joey: And this is for cheating!

Yami: *smack* Ow! -figure of speech! Joey: *drops boulder* Heh heh...sorry...

Yami: *rubs head and glares at Joey*..dimwit..

Unknown voice: Hey get back here!

Unknown voice 2: DonÕt let them get away!

Yugi: *running in a straight-jacket* No! IÕm mad at you! I never got my mattress!

Pegasus: *running in a straight-jacket as well* Hehehe, youÕll never catch me!

DL: Oh, great. They escaped.

Me: On the bright side, Yugi isnÕt waving that axe around anymore.

Link: He canÕt. HeÕs wearing a straight-jacket.

Ganon: Should we help him?

All: *thinking*......Nah!

Kaiba: It would be a danger to society.

UV: Hah! Gotcha! *grabs Pegasus*

Pegasus: LiTtLe PiNk BuNnY! lItTlE pInK bUnNy! LiTtLe PiNk BuNnY! lItTlE pInK bUnNy!

UV 2: I got this one! *tackles Yugi to the ground*

Yugi: *starts crying* WAAAAAAHHHH!!!! I...*sob*..want..*sob*..my..*sob*..MATTRESS!!!!!! WAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

UV: Yugi, please stop-

Yugi: *screaming* MATTRESS! MATTRESS!

Delivery guy: *walks up from out of nowhere* Who ordered the pink mattress w/bunnies?

Yugi: I DID!!!!!!

Delivery guy: Okay, here it is. *gives Yugi the mattress and a strange look*

Yugi: YAY!!! *hugs the mattress* I LOVE YOU, MATTRESS!!!

All: -_-U *eats 15000 bottles of aspirin*

UV: Okay, come on now, letÕs go.

Yugi: NO!....heeheehee! *runs away*

A2: *sigh* Allow me. *runs after Yugi*

Yugi: *BONK*

A2: This paper is a life-saver!........literately.....

Pegasus: BYE BYE NOW!!!! *runs away*..........*BONK*

A2: *dragging Yugi and Pegasus* Here you go! *throws them in a truck that just appeared*

UV 2: Thanks! Here, have a milion dollars! *throws the money in A2Õs face* See ya! *both fly away in the truck*

UV: Whew! For a moment there I thought......WATCH OUT FOR THE SEAGULL!!!!!

Seagull: *flies at the window* QUACK! *SMACK*

UV: *sigh* ThatÕs the third one this week.

UV2: Why do they fly into our window? WeÕre a mental institution. Usually people want to get away from us.

UV:....IÕve got it! TheyÕre quacks! Get it? They say quack? QUACK!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

UV 2:....tainÕt that funny.

UV: GET IT?!?!?!?! QUACK?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!

UV:......maybe you should join Pegasus and Yugi back there.

UV 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THATÕS FUNNY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *truck goes into hyperspace*

UV: Hey, this isnÕt Charter! Where are we?!?!

Pegasus: Oooooo!! THE SHADOW REALM!!!! YAY!!!

UV 2: The....Shadow Realm? *gulp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! FUNNY!

UV: -_-U

Yugi: This place feels familiar..

Pegasus: I killed you here, remember?

Yugi: Oh yeah, I remember now! I was winning so you sent us to the Shadow Realm because you knew my body couldnÕt handle it and then I died so Yami took over and defeated you and got my soul back but then you ran away so we had to track you down but you kept to your word and released my GrandpaÕs soul and then Bakura came and nearly killed you and took your Millenium Eye and then Bakura ran away and then you were sick and we had to leave on KaibaÕs helicopter!

UV: O_OU.....thatÕs gotta be the longest run-on in history....

Pegasus: Run on? OKAY!! *runs off*

Yugi: WEEE!! *runs after Pegasus*

UV 2: *sigh* Here we go again......

Seagull: QUACK!!!

Ganondorf: Hehehe...lOoK aT tHe PrEtTy BuRdIe...

Ganon: *whispers to Carl* Pretend we donÕt know him, okay?

Carl: *whispers back* Okay.

Ganondorf: *whispers to himself* Okay, Ganondorf, pretend like you donÕt know them....*whispers back to himself* Gotcha!

Yami:....umm..why is Ganondorf talking to himself?

Marik: I think he may be following in your hikari and that deranged bunny-loverÕs footsteps.

YA: Why do all our friends end up in the nut-house?

A1: Probably their influences..*glances at Yami*

Yami: WHY...WHY YOU!!! *third eye appears on his forehead and the Puzzle starts spinning around* I WILL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM AND CURSE YOUR SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!

A2: 0_0U....chill out, man...

A1: You see my point?

Yami: Hehe...sorry..

YA: DonÕt apologize to us, apologize to the little children! You scared them!

Little Children: *whimpering*

Yami:....umm...sorry?

Little Children: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *run in circles*

All: -_-U *eats 16000 bottles of aspirin*

Marik: Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!*falls on ground and starts twitching*

Ganondorf: *starts singing in an off-key voice* Im NoT CRAZY iM jUsT a LiTtLe UNWELL! I kNoW, rIgHt NoW yOu CaNt TeLl!...

A1: Oh yes we can.

Little Children: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *run in circles*

Ganondorf: *still singing in an off-key voice* CrY mE a RiVeR!! cRy Me A rIvEr!! CrY mE a RiVeR!! cRy Me A rIvEr!!...

Little Children: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *run away*

Ganondorf: *STILL singing in an off-key voice* DoNt Be So QuIcK tO, wAlK aWaY! dAnCe WiTh Me!......

All: -_-U *eats 17000 bottles of aspirin*

Seagull: QUACK!!

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

A1:.....why are we laughing?

YA: I donÕt know!!

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Joey:....Cow!!

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bakura: *who wasnÕt laughing* You mortals need to get a life...

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Marik: Foolish beings!! I am going to rule their pathetic world, and them with it!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

All: *stop laughing and stare at Marik*

Joey: Dude...not cool.

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bakura: SHUT UP, DAMN YOU!!!! I HAVE TO FINISH MY ALGEBRA HOMEWORK BY TOMORROW!!!!!!

All: *stop laughing and stare at Bakura*

Yami: *smirks and tries not to laugh*

Bakura: WHAT IS IT, PHARAOH!!!!?!?!??! DO I HAVE GUM IN MY HAIR OR SOMETHING!??!!!?!

Yami: a) Yes you do. b) THAT ALGEBRA HOMEWORK WAS DUE LAST WEEK!!!!

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rebecca: HELLO EVERYONE!!!! HEHEHE!!!!

All: *stop laughing and shudder*

Rebecca: SAY HI, TEDDY!!!!!!!

Teddy:........

Rebecca: COME ON TEDDY, SAY HI!!!!!

Teddy:........

Rebecca: TEDDY!?!?!?!?!?

Teddy:........

Rebecca: TEDDY!?!?!!!?!?

Teddy:........

Rebecca: T_T...he wonÕt talk......

A1: What do you expect?! The stupid thingÕs STUFFED!!

Rebecca: O_o *emits a long set of creative curses that would probably inspire Webster to write a new dictionary* @# $^#@&&*#% ^&# $%^@%*&*&*$$!#$%&$@$^#%&$ %^@#%@%@#$^#@&&*#%^&#$%^@%*& *&*$$! #$% &$@$^# %&$%^ @#%@%@#$^#@ &&*#%^ &#$%^@%*& *& *$$!#$ %&$@$^#%&$%^@#%@%@#$^#@&&*#%^&#$%^@%*&*&*$$!#$%&$@$^#%&$%^ @#%@%@#$^#@&&*#%^& #$%^@ %*&*&*$$!#$%&$@$^#%&$%^@#%@%@#$^#@&&*# %^&#$%^ @%*&*& *$$!#$%&$@$^#%&$%^@#%@%!!!!

All: O_OU

Rebecca: *walks away muttering*

All: O_OU

A2: What they teach children these days......

YA: HEHEHE!!! WOULDNÕT YOU LIKE TO KNOW?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! WE WILL CONTROL THE WORLD!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

All: O_OU

Kaiba:O_O...umm...right.....

Yami: O_O....thatÕs a little....scary....

Bakura: O_O....IÕm going to fail Algebra...*in a girlish voice* This is like, so messed up!!!

Marik: O_O You were saying something about ÔscaryÕ?

Bakura: *girly voice* What-ever!

Joey: *hits Bakura on the head with a mallet* Get back to reality, man!

Bakura: *now looks evil with regular voice* You will regret that, mortal! I will-

A1: Why do you call us mortals?

GGG: Yeah, I mean, IÕm the only immortal one here!

Yami: Besides me!

Kaiba: IÕm immortal as well!

Me: Tch, donÕt forget me!

Ra: Ha! IÕm an Egyptian God. You call yourselves immortals! Give me some proof!

Yami: I survived 5000 years and I can send people to the Shadow Realm.

GGG: I can eat anything!

All: -_-U *eats 18000 bottles of aspirin*

Kaiba: I am the reincarnated form of Seth, the High Priest of Egypt 5000 years ago.

Bakura: HEHE....I CAN BLOW UP THINGS....HEHE...

All: -_-U *eats 19000 bottles of aspirin*

Me: IÕm the authoress, so I can do this! *snaps fingers*

Marik: *is now dancing ballet* WHAT THE HELL!?!?!??!

Little Children: *whimpering*

A2: Aw, great. Now theyÕre back.

Little Children: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *run in circles*

Frodo: WE CANNOT FIGHT THEM!!!

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me: ItÕs funny cause itÕs true.

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kaiba: I think weÕve been taking too much aspirin.

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ganondorf: IÕm feeling a little tipsy today!...*collapses and turns blue*

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pegasus: *skips along* BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY! LAA LAALAA!!

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

A1: *sigh* WeÕre so stupid.

YA: Yes we are.

Bakura: *is making a bomb out of paper and rubber bands* HEHE..BOOM!

All: -_-U *eats 20000 bottles of aspirin*

Link: Hello all!

GGG: WhereÕd you come from?

Link:*in a sage-like voice* Some questions just cannot be answered because the answers are lost to us.

Bakura: *is now chewing on the makeshift bomb*

Ra: You mean like why BakuraÕs so weird?

Link: Exactly, my child.

Bakura: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME, MORTAL!??!?!!!

Bakura was mad. In fact, Bakura was so mad, you could actually feel the heat of hostility coming off him......or was that just his hair on fire?

A2: Uh, Bakura? Your hairÕs on fire....

Bakura: *touches hair* ACK!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!!!!

Legolas: HOLD STILL!!! *dumps bucket of...something...on BakuraÕs hair*

Bakura: *flame goes even higher* ARGHHHH!!! THAT WAS OIL YOU IDIOT!!

Legolas: *shrugs* It usually works!....sometimes....by accident..

All: -_-U *eats 21000 bottles of aspirin*

Me: IÕVE GOT IT, BAKURA!! *dumps bucket on Bakura*

Bakura: *fire goes out* Ahhhhhhh....good thing you had that bucket of.....salmon?

All: o_O??????

Me: Hehe...short notice..

All: *look at BakuraÕs hair*.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bakura: WHAT?!?!?? *looks in mirror* ACK! IÕM BALD!!!!!

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bakura: T_T...my hair...

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Random Guy: STOP THE COSPIRACY!!! BAN ASPIRIN!!!

All: *stop laughing and stare at RG* *pull a variety of weapons out* o_O HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

Random Guy: Eeep!! *runs away*

All: ^^ YAY!!!! GO ASPIRIN! GO ASPIRIN!

Aspirin Bottle: *sigh* IÕm so loved!...

All: o_O????? *stare at AB*

Me: Well what do you expect?!? I mean, IÕm, the authoress for crying out loud!!!!

Kaiba: Very true.

A1: Yes, she is crazy.

GGG: Especially around sugar.

Me: Speaking of which, IÕm HIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH ON SUUUUGGGGAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHE!!!!

All: O_O

YA: Back away slowly..

Mokuba: HI! *looks around* whatÕd I miss?

Link: Beware! The authoress is high on sugar. *shudder*

Mokuba: SUGAR?!!? WHERE???!?!?!?!

Kaiba: Oh no.

Me: HERE YA GO!

Mokuba: YAY!!!!! SUGAR!!!!! WEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Me: SUGAR!

Mokuba: SUGAR!

Yugi: SUGAR! HEHEHE!

All: *shudder*

Link: Why us?

Ra: Here, this might help. *snaps fingers*

Me, Mokuba, Yugi: *trapped in a cage* SUGAR!!!!! *notice theyÕre in a cage*

Yugi: LOOK AT ME! IÕM A TIGER! WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Mokuba: GRRRRRRRR!!!! HEHEHE!

Me: *stares around wildly* LET ME OUT OF HERE! *shakes the bars*

Ra: -_-U...heh heh..whoops..I forgot...

All: What!?

Ra:...MeÕs claustrophobic...

All: -_-U

Joey: Closta-whatsis?

All: -_-U

Me: *is pounding on the bars* LET!....ME!....OUT!!!!!!!!!!

Link: ShouldnÕt we let them out?

Me: *is foaming at the mouth*

All: O_OU

Mokuba: Yugi, IÕm scared...

Yugi: With good reason, Mokuba.

All: O_O

Yami: Did Yugi just talk without sounding insane!?!!

Marik: I think he did!

All: YAY!

Me: *has broken out of the cage*

All: O_O

Bakura: Uh oh....

Me: Hello! *smiles sweetly while walking up to Ra*

Ra: Umm.....hi?

Me: *starts choking Ra* HOW DARE YOU EVEN TALK TO ME AFTER PUTTING ME IN THAT CAGE?!!?!?!? YOU KNOW IÕM CLAUSTROPHOBIC!!!!!!!!!! THERE WERE TWO INSANE LITTLE KIDS IN THERE!!!!!!! YOU WILL PAY!!! DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *is throttling Ra to a pulp*

Martin the Warrior: Now thatÕs a warrior!

Clecky Hare: I must say, wot wot! But I bet I can sing better than the old gel!

Me: *has stopped choking Ra* I bet you could.

Ra: *crawls away gasping for breath*

Clecky: Let me start my little concert.

Spike Cellarhog: Oh no, donÕt get him started!

Clecky: *clears throat* Oh!

There was an old hare who lived in a pie, He thought he was in heaven so he died, hi ho, hi ho, hiii!!

There was an old hedgehog who lived in a shoe, It had B.O. so away he flew, Hi ho, Hi ho, hiii!!

There was an old vole who lived in a hole, It was so small; he was a pole, Hi ho, Hi ho, hiiii!!

There was an old otter who lived in a cotter, In any contest, he said he was hotter Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi, Ho, Hi, Ho, Hiiiii!!!!

All: O_OU

Martin: *sigh* Oh great, here he goes..

Clecky: Now for my second number!

Woke up early morninÕ, got out of bed, I met a burly otter, and this is what he said:

Oh! Lotsa pies! Lotsa pies! Apple, strawberry, blueberry pies! Eat up lotsa lotsa pies and YouÕll be just as strong as I!

WalkinÕ through the orchard, while the babes I fed, A little bankvole started to dance, and this is what he said:

Oh! Lotsa pies! Lotsa pies! Apple, strawberry, blueberry pies! Eat up lotsa lotsa pies and YouÕll be just as cute as I!

Running through the forest, looking for my son Ted, When a squirrel passed over me, and this is what she said:

Oh! Lotsa pies! Lotsa pies! Apple, strawberry, blueberry pies! Eat up lotsa lotsa pies and YouÕll be just as smart as I!

Strolling through the plainfield, by the morning led, When a hare popped out of nowhere, and this is what he said:

Oh! Lotsa pies! Lotsa pies! Apple, strawberry, blueberry pies! Eat up lotsa lotsa pies and YouÕll be just as swift as I!

Walking through the dewgrass, the sky a burning red, When a wise mole jumped out of his hole, and this is what he said:

Oh! Lotsa pies! Lotsa pies! Apple, strawberry, blueberry pies! Eat up lotsa lotsa pies and YouÕll be just as fat as I!

Oh,! Lotsa pies! Lotsa pies! Apple, strawberry, blueberry pies! I think I wonÕt eat lotsa pies, And just stay as thin as I!

Dannflor: Thin? Ha! What a joke!

Songbreeze: Umm....where are we?

Spike: Ack! This ainÕt no Mossflower Woods!

Me: Nope! This is THE ULTIMATE DIALOGUE OF RANDOMNESS!!!!!BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Redwall creatures: O_OU

Martin: O_O......is she always this crazy?

A1: Yes, all the time.

YA: In fact, IÕd be scared if she acted normal.

Link: Me too.

Me: IÕd be quite scared of myself, actually.

Seagull: QUACK!!

All: *stare at the Seagull*

Seagull: *stares at All*

All: *stare at the Seagull*

Seagull: *stares at All*

All: *stare at the Seagull*

Seagull: *stares at All*

All: *stare at the Seagull*

Seagull: *stares at All*

All: *stare at the Seagull*

Seagull: *stares at All*

All: *stare at Seagull*

Pegasus: *walks in* What are we doing?!!?!?! Ooooo.....staring at a seagull, YAY!!! *starts staring at the Seagull*

Seagull: QUACK! *faints from looking at PegasusÕs ugliness*

Pegasus: Oh no! I killed the birdie! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *runs away, laughing*

All: O_o ????

Bakura:......and you thought I was weird?

Kaiba: Our thinking was justified.

Marik: Yes indeed!...uh oh...I feel a crazy lapse coming on! *twitches*..AKJHLRAJDFKGUQNRJGNCVKBUDIRUGHALIEURTLAKSJFBLZIUDFGLZKBJN;LSZIRUTHGW I E85YTOIAJRNGLI W EURYH GMN LC XKFTUYHLSIRUTYSOIURTH ALURG HL XKCGJBN XLK FGJHSL IUR TYO SIUEHPIX CJGV NHXKJGBNLXITUHYOS IRT YUPOSURT HY!!!!! KILL.....EVERYTHING!....BWAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I AM THE ULTIMATE RULER!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! *starts running in circles until !!!.....he hits a wall..* *SMACK*

All: O_O

A1: O_O......letÕs get one thing straight..

All: What?

A1:..we do not know him...

All: Agreed.

Marik:...IÕm tired. *falls on ground and falls asleep immediately*

Me: O_o *kicks Marik violently* DID I TELL YOU THAT YOU COULD SLEEP ON THE JOB??!?!!? IÕM NOT PAYING YOU TO SLEEP!!!!!

Marik: *wakes up and rubs his back* Owwww..okay, okay!

Yami: *blinks* YouÕre paying us?

Me: Yes I am.

Link: When do we get paid?

Me: Hmmmmm.....

A2: *tentatively* How about now?

Me: Okay, here you go! *gives $1,000,000 to each character*

All: O_O

A1: This is A LOT of money!

Kaiba: Yeah right. This is pitiful!

All: -_-U

Joey: Well, I guess being a multi-billionaire does that to ya..

Bakura:....still, a million dollars is a lot of money....

Me: Not to me! IÕm a multi-zifnoraire!

All: O_o??????

YA: ÔZifnoraireÕ???

Me: Yes, in numerals it would be $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

All: O_O

Joey: O_O....wow, now thatÕs a LOT of money....

A2: How do you have that much money?!?

Me: IÕm the authoress, duh!

Carl: Yes indeed.

Ganon: THERE YOU ARE, CARL!!!! YAY!!

Carl: *shudder*

All: -_-U

Bakura: IÕm bored.

Marik: Me too.

Me: Me three.

YA: Me four.

Ra: STOP IT! STOP IT I SAY!!!

All: O_o *stare at Ra*

Ra: Err....just..play a game or something... *runs away from AllÕs murderous stares*

Ganon:....how about this game? One of us starts a story and we all add onto it.

All: *silent*

Ganon: Well you think of a game then!

Yami: It looks like we have no choice..

Bakura: WhoÕs starting?

All: You.

Bakura: Fine.....um...Once there was a powerful tomb robber named Bakura. He was so powerful, even the Pharaoh was afraid of him. Also-

Kaiba: -he had a master who was a High Priest named Kaiba. He was even more powerful than the tomb robber, and he-

Marik: -had a master who was a powerful ruler named Marik. Together they killed the Pharaoh.

All: O_OU

Yami: O_o Funny, tomb robber. The way I remember it was you TRIED to kill me, but failed. Then Kaiba tried to kill Marik, who tried to kill Bakura, who tried to kill Kaiba, who tried to kill me, who sent all three to the Shadow Realm.

All: O_OU

Seto: Really? Because I thought that I tried to kill BAKURA, who tried to kill Marik, who tried to kill me, who tried to kill Marik, who tried to kill you?

All: O_OU

Bakura: But I thought that Kaiba tried to kill Yami, who tried to kill Bakura, who tried to kill Marik, who tried to kill Kaiba, who tried to kill Yami, who tried to kill Marik, who tried to kill Yami, who sent us all to the Shadow Realm?

All: O_OU

Marik: I thought that I tried to kill Kaiba, who tried to kill me, who tried to kill Yami, who tried to kill me, who tried to kill Bakura, who tried to kill Kaiba, who tried to kill me, who tried to kill Yami, who sent us to the Shadow Realm?

All: O_OU

Yami: Wait, I think it was Bakura tried to kill me, who tried to kill Marik, who tried to kill Bakura, who tried to kill Kaiba, who tried to kill me, who tried to kill Bakura, who tried to kill Marik, who tried to kill Kaiba, who tried to kill Marik, who tried to kill Kaiba, who tried to kill me, who tried to kill Bakura, who tried to kill Marik, who tried to kill Kaiba, who tried to kill me, who tried to kill Bakura, who tried to kill me, who tried to kill Kaiba, who tried to kill Marik, who tried to kill me, who tried to kill Kaiba, who tried to kill Bakura, who tried to kill Kaiba, who tried to kill Marik, who tried to kill me, who sent us to the Shadow Realm.

All: O_OU

Kaiba: Yup, that makes sense.

Link: Sense? Right.....

A1: That made about as much sense as Bakura.

Bakura: *offended* Nefshnort eltimna gah!

All: O_o??????

A2: What did he say?

Marik: He said ÔI do too make sense!Õ

Ganon: How do you know?

Marik: IÕve had to listen to his mindless jibberish for countless years. After a while you start to understand it.

Bakura: Nelimnra tok? Yepnigra halfor sae!

A1:.....which meant???

Marik: ÔMindless jibberish? Listen to yourself!Õ

All: -_-U

Bakura: Fojaka lem tara-ilsemna thaf erfh nodral sikl!

YA: Now what did he say?

Marik: Umm...actually, he said ÔFlaming catfish sun-frost under our earth over the salmonÕ

All: O_o???????

Bakura: What?

All: O_o???????

Bakura: What!?!??!

All: O_o???????

Bakura: WHAT, DAMMIT?!?!?!?!

Link: What the heck does ÔFlaming catfish sun-frost under our earth over the salmonÕ mean?

Bakura: Oh, that! ThatÕs my favorite band!!!

All: O_o???????

Marik: Ohhhh, so thatÕs who you listen to all the time!

Me: I never knew they existed......

Bakura: Oh COME ON, people!! Their new hit song, ÔIf I Had A Mustard Bottle With SaltÕ?

All: O_OU

Bakura: Tch! Here, listen to this. *plays a CD*

*CD playing*

I was walking to the diner down the road, Saw a little frog, or was it a toad? Saw a little rock so I picked it up, and then I thoouuuuggght

If I had a mustard bottle with salt! I would spread it on my little rock! Then I would eat it, and probably choke, So I guess itÕs a good thing that my mustard bottle broke!

Walking down the sandy bank, Making my way to the lake, When I saw a salmon, so I hugged it tight, But then I hugged it to death so I cried, and then I thoouuuuggght

If I had a mustard bottle with salt! IÕd eat the dead salmon and say it wasnÕt my fault! But then the salmonÕd be mad and try to drown me, So I guess itÕs a good thing that my saltÕs stuck in a tree!

But the sun stopped shining when the frost came out, And the mustard and salt made me laugh and shout, I stopped eating fries when I lost the salt, I stopped drinking when I used mustard as a malt, So I guess itÕs a good thing the salt and mustardÕs run out!!!!!

All: O_OU

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Dragon Queen16:: And I think IÕll stop there! So, how did you like the craziness? Just push that little blue button down there and tell me.

Spitfire:: Actually, itÕs more of a periwinkle.

DQ16:: DO YOU THINK I CARE!?!? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!?!!?

Spitfire:: No, not really.

DQ16:: GOOD!!....Anyway, please review. I donÕt care if you flame me, I really donÕt. Just please review!

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-Dragon Queen16