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~Prieviously on the UDOR~
Link: What the heck does ÔFlaming catfish sun-frost under our earth over the salmonÕ mean?
Bakura: Oh, that! ThatÕs my favorite band!!!
Bakura: Tch! Here, listen to this. *plays a CD*
*CD playing*
I was walking to the diner down the road, Saw a little frog, or was it a toad? Saw a little rock so I picked it up, and then I thoouuuuggght
If I had a mustard bottle with salt! I would spread it on my little rock! Then I would eat it, and probably choke, So I guess itÕs a good thing that my mustard bottle broke!
Walking down the sandy bank, Making my way to the lake, When I saw a salmon, so I hugged it tight, But then I hugged it to death so I cried, and then I thoouuuuggght
If I had a mustard bottle with salt! IÕd eat the dead salmon and say it wasnÕt my fault! But then the salmonÕd be mad and try to drown me, So I guess itÕs a good thing that my saltÕs stuck in a tree!
But the sun stopped shining when the frost came out, And the mustard and salt made me laugh and shout, I stopped eating fries when I lost the salt, I stopped drinking when I used mustard as a malt, So I guess itÕs a good thing the salt and mustardÕs run out!!!!!
All: O_OU
~*~
Link: What the heck?!?!?! That was the dumbest thing IÕve ever heard!!!!!!
Me: That was a little too stupid even for me....
Bakura: Aw, come on! That song is AWESOME!!!!!
Marik: The word I would use is ÔpsychoticÕ.
Yami: I would use ÔpatheticÕ.
Ganon: IÕd call it ÔrandomÕ.
Me: Random?! RANDOM?!?!?!?! THAT HORRIBLE PIECE OF CRAP IS NOT FIT TO BE CALLED RANDOM!!!!!!!!
All: O_OU
Ra: *walks in rubbing ear* Owww...what the heck was that!?
Me: Heh heh..sorry..
Marik: IÕm hungry.
All: -_-U
Odeon: *runs in with a 5-course meal* Here you are, Master Marik.
Marik: Yay! *eats all the food within 5 minutes*
Joey: I admire your eatinÕ skills, but I could do better.
Marik: Oh really? Odeon! More food!
Odeon: I must serve Master Marik, he knows best. *runs off to get more food*
Yugi: Hey, Odeon, long time no see!
Odeon: I must serve Master Marik.
Yugi: Uhh...okaaay..
Odeon: I must serve Master Marik.
Joey: Hey, whereÕs the food?
Odeon: I MUST SERVE MASTER MARIK, DAMN YOU!!!!!
All: O_OU
Joey: Dude, take a chill pill.
Odeon: Umm...*checks pockets*..I donÕt have any..
Me: I can help! *runs to a medicine cabinet* Hmm..letÕs see..NyQuil, cancer cure, polio vaccine, allergy prescription, ointment, smallpox vaccine, aspirin-
All: O_O ASPIRIN!?!? WHERE!?!?!??!!!? *sees aspirin* *runs toward cabinet and tries to get the aspirin*
Me: BACK! BACK! *is swatting at All*
All: *not backing off*
Me: All right, THATÕS IT! *draws The Ultimate Soup Ladle of Doom*
All: O_O *silently backing away*
Me: Now then, where was I? Oh yeah! -aspirin, rat poison-
All: O_O
Link: Rat poison?
Me: O_o *The Ultimate Soup Ladle of Doom starts to glow* DONÕT EVER INTERRUPT ME AGAIN OR YOU WILL FACE MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!
All: O_O
Me: Now then, -rat poison, bazooka, toothpaste, machine gun, world domination plans, birthday cake, plans to kill Marik-
Marik: O_O Eeep! Me: What? Oh, those plans to kill you? DonÕt worry, that was during Battle City.
Marik: *sigh of relief*
Me: But if you interrupt me again I WILL CARRY THEM OUT!!!! NOW SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!!!!!! *glares menacingly around with the The Ultimate Soup Ladle of Doom drawn*
All: O_O
Me: -plans to kill Marik, computer, cell phone, car keys, dinosaur egg, TV remote, aha! Here they are! *throws chill pills to Odeon*
Odeon: *takes the pills* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *runs away*
A1: *looks at chill pill bottle* O_OU...Uh oh....
All: WHAT?!!?!?
A1:...these chill pills are expired....
All: O_OU
Odeon: LA LALA!!!! BUNNIES RULE THE WORLD!!!! HEHEHEHE!!!!!!!
A1: *groans* Oh great, heÕs turning into Pegasus.
All: *shudder*
Odeon: HEHEHE!!!! HEHEHE!!!! HEHEHE!!!! HEHE- *SMACK*
Me: *standing over Odeon holding a mallet*
All: *sigh of relief*
Marik: NO!! ODEON!!!...Oh well. *collapses on floor*
All: o_O???? *backing away slowly*
Dark Link: Hi!!
All: Hi!!
A1: WhereÕd you go?
Dark Link: I was at a party for the 100 most loved villians.
Ganon: AND YOU DIDNÕT INVITE ME?!?!!?!?!?!?
DL: Umm, Ganon? You werenÕt on the list....
Ganon: o_O
Ganondorf: Wow! Great party DL! Thanks for telling me about it!
Ganon: AND YOUÕRE TELLING ME HE WAS INVITED!??!!??!!?
DL: Yes, he was #23.
Ganon: AND YOUÕRE TELLING ME I WASNÕT INVITED!?!?!?
DL: Yes....
Ganon: AND YOUÕRE TELLING ME HE WAS INVITED!??!!??!!?
DL: o_O Yes.
Ganon: AND YOUÕRE TELLING ME-
DL: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Ganon: T_T *crying* You hurt my feelings...
All: O_OU
Ganon: My feelings you hurt.....
All: o_O
Ganon: Feelings hurt you my.....
All: o_O????
Ganon: My you hurt feelings.....
All: o_O????
Ganon: You feelings-
Yami: SHUT UP OR I WILL KILL YOU 5000 TIMES BEFORE YOU HIT THE GROUND AND THEN REINCARNATE YOU SO I CAN KILL YOU 5000 MORE TIMES!!!!!!!!
All: O_O
Yami: WHAT!?!??!?!
Pegasus: iTÕs OkAy yAmI-bOy! HEHEHE!
Yami: *grinding teeth* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!?!
Marik: I think he said ÔYami-boyÕ....Whatever thatÕs supposed to mean...
Yami: o_O *starts strangling Pegasus*
Pegasus: ThIs *choke* Is So MuCh *choke* FuN!! *choke* HEHEHE!
All: -_-U
A1: That is one strange guy...
YA: Who, Pegasus or Yami?
A2: Both.
Yami: o_O *grabs axe out of nowhere* HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE PHAOROH OF EGYPT!!?!?! TRAITORS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *chases all with axe*
Mokuba: Yugi, whatÕs wrong with Yami?
Yugi: 5000 years trapped in a Soul Room does things to ya...
Yami: *heard in the distance* BOW DOWN UNDER MY POWER, MORTALS!
Yugi and Mokuba: -_-U
Yami: *heard in the distance* FEAR MY WRATH, YOU SCUM!!!
Yugi and Mokuba: -_-U
Yami: *heard in the distance* IÕM GONNA CHOP YOU GOOD!!!
Spitfire: *sigh* This story has no plot whatsoever. ItÕs sad.
Me: Shut uppa yo mouth!
Spitfire: o_O??? WhatÕs with the Italian accent?
Me: I donÕta knowa!
Seto: *gasp* NOA!!??! AHHHHHHH! DIE YOU STUPID LITTLE GREEN-HAIRED FREAK!! DIE!
All: O_O
Me: I said ÔknowaÕ, not ÔNoaÕ.
Seto: Heh heh...sorry.
Bakura: *walks in*
Me: WhereÕve you been Bakura?
Bakura: *grunts*
Ryou: Like a good evil spirit, he went to watch a play with me!
All: Awwwwww!
A1: Who knew Bakura could be nice!
Bakura: Oh shut up, will you?!?! HE THREATENED ME WITH BLACKMAIL!
All: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Me: Anyway, what was the play about?
Ryou: It was a play called ÔNoahÕs ArkÕ.
Seto: NOA?!?!?!!? DIE, YOU FREAK!!! CURSE YOU, CURSE YOU!!!
All: -_-U *eats 25000 bottles of aspirin* Seto: Sorry, itÕs a habit.
Pegasus: DID SOMEBODY SAY RABBIT!?
All: -_-U
Ra: *points to nothing in particular* Look Pegasus, a rabbit!
Pegasus: *runs away* YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!
All: *sigh of relief*
Marik: *runs in talking jibberish* WE GO! TICKETS! MUSEUM! SLEEP! MY FORM! CHLOROFORM!
All: O_OU
Bakura: *pummels Marik trying to knock sense into his dense skull* Now, what were you saying?
Marik: I entered in a chloroform creating contest. The object was to see whoÕs chloroform could put people to sleep longer. Mine won! We all get free tickets to see the Museum of the WorldÕs Most Deadly Chemicals!
All: YAY! FREE!
Marik: There is a catch, though. We have to be there tomorrow and provide our own transportation.
All: *silence*
Joey: KaibaÕs car?
All: KaibaÕs car.
Seto: HEY! DonÕt I get any say in this!?!?
All: NO!
Seto: Fine...IÕll drive.
All: *hop into KaibaÕs large, very large, futuristic car*
Seto: *talks to dashboard* Route to Museum of the WorldÕs Most Deadly Chemicals.
Dashboard: Confirmed. *map pops up*
Seto: All right, lets go! *slams down the gas pedal*
All: AHHHHH!! *thrown forward by the sudden rush*
A2: KAIBA! YOUÕRE 50 MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT!!!
Seto: THEY DONÕT DARE MESS WITH SETO KAIBA!! IÕD LIKE TO SEE THEM TRY!! BWAHAHA!
All: O_O
Yugi: Maybe a song will help our fear?
All: Yeah! *silence*
Yami: ...20000 bottles of aspirin on the wall-
All: -20000 bottles of aspirin! You take one down, pass it around. 19999 bottles of aspirin on the wall! 19999 bottles of aspirin on the wall, 19999 bottles of aspirin! You take one down, pass it around. 19998 bottles of aspirin on the wall!
Seto: o_O *goes even faster*
All: *sing even louder*
Seto: *goes even faster*
All: *sing even louder*
Seto: *goes even faster*
All: *sing even louder*
Seto: *goes even faster*
All: *sing even louder*
Seto: *goes even faster*
All: *sing even louder*
Seto: *goes even faster*
All: *sing even louder*
Seto: *goes even faster*
All: *sing even louder*
Seto: *goes even faster*
All: *sing even louder*
Seto: *sigh* I give up.
~2 hours later~
All:..120 bottles of aspirin on the wall, 120 bottles of aspirin!
Seto: o_O Find a happy place, find a happy place...
All: You take one down, pass it around. 119 bottles of aspirin on the wall!
Seto: o_O Remember your anger management classes..
All: 119 bottles of aspirin on the wall, 119 bottles of aspirin!
Seto: o_O You are a smooth lake, calm and serene...
All: You take one down, pass it around. 118 bottles of aspirin on the wall!
Seto: o_O ..a lake that is boiling..
All: 118 bottles of aspirin on the wall, 118 bottles of aspirin!
Seto: o_O ..boiling..
All: You take one down, pass it around. 117 bottles of aspirin on the wall!
Seto: o_O ..BOILING...
All: 117 bottles of aspirin on the wall, 117 bottles of aspirin!
Seto: o_O ..a lake of fire..
All: You take one down, pass it around. 116 bottles of aspirin on the wall!
Seto: o_O ..around a volcano..
All: 116 bottles of aspirin on the wall, 116 bottles of aspirin!
Seto: o_O ..3..
All: You take one down, pass it around. 115 bottles of aspirin on the wall!
Seto: o_O ..2..
All: 115 bottles of aspirin on the wall, 115 bottles of aspirin!
Seto: o_O ..1..
All: You take one down, pass it around-
Seto: THATÕS IT!! I. HAVE. HAD IT! IF I HEAR ONE MORE DAMN VERSE OF THAT DAMN SONG, BLOOD WILL BE SHED. AM I UNDERSTOOD!?!?
All: O_O *silence*
Joey: Me no speak Eeengliesh.
Seto: *slams head on steering wheel- which happens to be where the horn is....* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Mokuba: ShouldnÕt we help him?
Joey: Nah, this is too amusing.
-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! *is now slamming head repeatedly on wheel* BEEP!..BEEP!..BEEP! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!
Marik: Hey look! The Museum!
All: Ooooo!
Seto: *groans* Finally..
Joey: On the way home, lets finish the song!
All: YAY!
Seto: o_O *eye twitches* ...BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Me: Poor, poor Kaiba...POOR?!?! SILLY ME! HEÕS A BILLIONAIRE! HAHAHA!
All: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaha!!
Marik: Come on, letÕs go to the Museum!
All: YAY!!
Kaiba: *groans*
[ A/N: YouÕll notice I switch from ÔKaibaÕ to ÔSetoÕ and back and forth. HeÕs the same person, I just do weird things like that. ^^ Bear with me! ]
All: YAY! DEADLY THINGS! *run towards museum*
Kaiba: *starts walking towards museum*.......Wait...theyÕre in a museum....with explosive chemicals.. O__OU *runs toward Museum*
Bakura: *is holding a lit match up to a can of something*
Kaiba: GAHHHH! *knocks match out of BakuraÕs hand*
Marik: *match lands on his head* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs around in circles* HELP!
Me: *sigh* Here, Marik. *throws him into the aquarium across the street*
Marik: *sighs* Ahhhh.....ACK!! SHARKS!
All: -_-U
Marik: *runs back in with charred hair, bloody arms, and a shark on his neck* It wonÕt come off!! *shakes his neck* SEE!?!?
All: *not paying attention*
Marik: HEY!
All: *still not paying attention*
Marik: HEY! HELLO!!!
Me: Hmm? What was that?
Marik: *waving arms about* I NEED HELP!
Me: *yawn* What else is new?
Marik: o_O !!!
Me: Oh fine. *snaps fingers*
Marik: *is healed* Thank you VERY LITTLE!!! BWAHAHAHAHA! *runs away like a maniac*
All: -_-U
Yami: I always knew he was crazy.
Kaiba: ItÕs always been quite obvi- PUT THAT CAN DOWN!! *rushes over to Yugi*
Yugi: OKAY! *drops can*
All: *gasp* *in slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yami: *dives for can*
*can hits floor*
All: O_O
Yami: Owww....
All: O_O *run out of the Museum*
Yami: *sees can on floor* AHHHHH!!! *runs out of Museum*
All: *gasping for breath*
Me: Is everyone *pant, pant,* here?
A1: Umm... *counts*..all except Bakura..
Me: *thinks*...Meh. I was gonna kill him any-
*Museum explodes*
Me: -way.
A2: Why?
Me: Oh you know, for fun.
All: O_O
Me: Oh, come on! DonÕt tell me youÕve never killed Bakura for fun?
All: O_O
Marik: Actually, I have.
Bakura: *walks up, his clothes smoking* Yeah, me too.
Link: How did you survive? Bakura: How did you get here?
Link:.....You know what?...I really donÕt know...
A1: HEY! THATÕS MY LINE!
Link: So? What are you gonna do about it, punk?!
A1:....umm....well..I could..
Link: Ha-ha!
Me: -_-U Can we get back to the killing issue?
Yami: Bakura, did you commit suicide? Because you said you killed you for fun, and I was wondering-
Bakura: *talking to himself* Oh yes, we had a jolly old time, didnÕt we old chap?...Yes, yes indeed it twas!....
All: O_O *backs away*
Bakura:..What is that, old chap?....Oh that, itÕs a 3rd degree burn from the explosion!....Ah, I see! Hah hah hah! Merry Britishmas!...
All: -_-U *eats 25000 bottles of aspirin*
Me: *sigh* Better call Charter...
Marik: Do you need the number?
Me: Nah, I got it memorized. *dials number*......Hello? Yes IÕd like you to pick up someone......His symptoms? HeÕs a psychotic psyczaphrenic......Uh huh...Yeah....Thank you! *puts away phone* TheyÕll be here in about 3 seconds.
[A/N: I donÕt know how to spell that really big word up there. You know, the second one that starts with psy? Yeah, well, I donÕt know how to spell it. I do know, however, that it means you have double personalities. Like Golam on Lord of the Rings? By the way, great movie. Sorry, IÕm rambling, arenÕt I? Carry on!]
Charter person: Hello. You told us to pick up a psyczaphrenic?
Yugi: Hey, I know you! YouÕre the same people who took me away! Hey Jimmy, hey Bob!
Jimmy and Bob: Hey Yugi!
Bob: So where is he?
Bakura: Yes, where is he, old chap?....I donÕt know, really. Maybe he ran away from you!.....Hah hah! Good egg, old chap!
All: O_OU *eats 26000 bottles of aspirin*
Jimmy: *sigh* Come on, Bakura. Time to go.
Bakura: Oh all right, old chap!......LetÕs get on with it already!
Bob: In the car. *shoves Bakura in car*
Bakura: Can we listen to the radio, old chap?
Jimmy: *sigh* Fine. *turns on radio*
I JUST GOT OUT OF THE MAD HOUSE!! YEAH, I GOT AWAY! IÕM SINGINÕ THIS SONG SO THEYÕLL THINK IÕM IN A BAND! SO I CAN RUUUUUUUUUUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Bob: O_O ThatÕs a little disturbing.
Jimmy: Yes, especially because the only one to ever escape the mad house was...*gasp* MARCUS THE CEREAL KILLER!
All: O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bob: *blinks* How did you get in the car? WeÕve been driving for 1 hour!
Me: *strokes the Ultimate Soup Ladle of Doom* You have no idea what this baby can do! BWAHAHA!
All: -_-
Link: *appears from nowhere* DID YOU SAY MARCUS THE CEREAL KILLER?!!?
All: O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!.......Yes.
Link: *gasp* We must catch him for the sake of cereal everywhere!
A1: For the Rice Krispies!
YA: For the Cocoa Puffs!
A2: For the Lucky Charms!
Serenity: For the Special K!
Joey: For the Cheerios!
Kaiba: For the Total!
All: *gasp*
Yami: You EAT!?!?!?
Kaiba: Yes, on rare occasions.
All: O_O
YA: Wow....
Link: ThatÕs shocking!
Mokuba: Even I didnÕt know you ate! Kaiba: Whatever.
Me: LetÕs go save us some cereal!
All: YAY! *receive superpowers*
YA: HI-YAH! EXTREME STRENGTH!
Yami: HOO-HAH! UNSTOPPABLE MIND POWERS!
Kaiba: BWAHAHAHA! THE ULTIMATE GLARE OF DOOM!
Joey: HAHA! EXTREMELY BAD BREATH!
All: -_-U
Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! THE POWERS OF THE AUTHORESS!
Serenity: HA! THE DIVERSION OF THE INNOCENT!
Yugi: HI-CHA! SHRINKING ABILITY!
Mokuba: HOO-AH! EXTREME ANNOYANCE!
All: ITÕS....THE POWER OF RANDOMNESS!! HI-YA! *fly...somehow...to Marcus*
YA: Marcus, surrender! You will no longer harm the cereal that brings us joy!
All: YEAH!
Marcus: Ha! You donÕt scare me!
All: o_O
Kaiba: *uses the Ultimate Glare of Doom*
Marcus: GYAHHHH!! NOOO! *sheilds eyes*
Yami: *uses his mind powers to make Marcus look at All*
Marcus: Is that the best you got!?!?
YA: Actually, it isnÕt...MOKUBA!
Mokuba: *takes a deep breath* I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!.. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!..
Marcus: AHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOO! THE DREADED SONG! *covers ears*
Yami: *uses his mind powers to make Marcus listen to the Dreaded Song*
Me: Earmuffs, people!
All: *put on ear muffs*
Mokuba: I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!.. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!.. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!..I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!.. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!..
Marcus: o_O *eye twitching* I...CANÕT...TAKE IT! GAHHHHH! *lunges at Mokuba*
Serenity: *uses Powers of Innocence* But sir! You wouldnÕt hurt a child, would you?! *starts crying*
Marcus: *stops*
Joey: *breathes in MarcusÕs face*
Marcus: *passes out*
Serenity: Heh heh. Sucker!
Me: *makes chain appear out of nowhere* Here you are, YA! Tie him up tight!
YA: Aye-aye! *uses Strength to tie up Marcus to the point of where he almost canÕt breathe* *puts lock on chains* THERE!
Me: *makes police car appear out of nowhere* LETÕS TAKE HIM IN!
All: YAY!
~at police station~
Police officer 1: *gasp* ITÕS THE CEREAL KILLER, MARCUS!
Police Officer 2: And the Power of Randomness crew!
Me: Yup! Here he is! Make sure he gets locked up under extreme security this time. Innocent cereal lives were threatened while he was out.
PO 2: YesÕm! WeÕll lock him up as soon as you take the lock and chains off!
Me: YA, unlock the chains!
YA: Right away!....*checks pockets*..O_O...uh-oh.......
All: WHAT!?!?
Ya: It seems IÕve lost the key....
All: o_O !!!
Yugi: Calm down. *shrinks to the size of something small* *enters the lock hole*.....*voice is extremely high*.....Hm! IÕve almost got it.....*click* YES! *exits lock*
All: YAY! GO YUGI!
Yugi: *becomes regular size* *unfortunately, his voice is still extremely high* HI GUYS!
All: O_O
A1: O_O Yugi....your voice...itÕs..
Yugi: WHAT?..ACK! MY VOICE! ME, HELP!
Me: All right, Yugi. *snaps fingers*
Yugi: *regular voice* Ahhh..Thanks, Me!
Me: No problem! Besides, you were the one who undid the lock. *glares at YA*
YA: Heh heh...sorry. *fidgets*
Me: Sorry? SORRY!?!..Okay, good enough for me. *walks away whistling*
All: -_-U.................*silence*
A1: Sooo...what now?
All: *silence*
Link: ....We could make fun of Ganondorf?
YA: Nah, weÕve done that so much itÕs lost all meaning.
All: *silence*
Bakura: Could this be the end of the UDOR?
All: O_O *gasp*
Ra: HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING!!!!!!!
Yami: NEVER, EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!
Link: THAT WAS A VILE THING TO SAY!!!!
All: *silence*
Joey: Hey, have you guys noticed that ÔvileÕ can spell ÔevilÕ?
Marik:.........Hey, it does!
All: Wow. *silence*
Me: *dashes in, wild-eyed* WHO WANTS TO PLAY WITH MATCHES?!?!?!?
All: ME!!! *runs to Me*
Me: HERE! *gives everyone a box of matches* LETÕS BURN STUFF!
All: YAY!
Marik: *walks in*..*yawns*..WhatÕs all the commotion about?
All: *grin evilly*..*light a match* BWAHAHA! *run after Marik*
Marik: AHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs away* Ominous Narrator Voice: *yawn* Well..so..uh..*yawn*..as you..can see...*falls asleep*....*snores*
Link: Hey, heÕs back!
A1: And heÕs not green anymore.
ONV: *snores very loudly*
All: *still trying to catch Marik on fire*
Marik: GET AWAAAAY!! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS!?!??!
Me: Well, letÕs see...*gets out long list*..YouÕve tried to kill Kaiba....Bakura...Yami...me....Link....YA...A1...A2...a bagboy...an old lady.....a person in a cow suit.....Kaiba again...
Marik: Ok, ok, what else have I done!?
Me: Well, youÕve burned down 27 buildings, robbed 346 tombs and banks, tried to take over the world, shoplifted 83 times, cussed out a 1st grader-
Marik: HE PROVOKED ME!
Me: -been charged with auto theft...10 times; do I need to go on?
Marik: *in childish voice* No mam.
Me: GOOD! NOW GET YOUR SORRY LITTLE BUTT OVER THERE AND LET THE KIDS BURN YOU! APOLOGIZE, TOO!
Marik: *in childish voice* Yes mam. *walks over to All*...*in childish voice* IÕm sowry..
All: Awwwww!
Serenity: We could never burn a cute little kid like you! WeÕll burn Bakura instead!
Bakura: O_O
Cheetah Goddess: HI!!!!!!
All: HI!!!!
Me: Hey, whatÕchya doin here?
CG: *shrugs* I was bored.
A1: *rolls eyes* YouÕre ALWAYS bored!
CG: Yeah, so? YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT, BUDDY!?!!? DO YOU. HAVE A. PROBLEM!??!?!??!?!?
A1: *gulp* O_O..NO!
CG: GOOD! BECAUSE I HAVE A SOCIAL STUDIES TEST TOMORROW AND I NEED TO STUDY!
Me: Yeah, me too.
A2: WhatÕs it on?
Joey: Social Studies, stupid!
All: -_-U *eats 13000 bottles of aspirin*
CG: ItÕs on Egypt.
Yami: Here, let me help you. I was the Pharaoh after all.
Kaiba: Ha! DonÕt listen to that madman. If anyone, I know about Egypt the best.
Yami: o_O Well, EXCUUUUUUSE me, mister-
Kaiba: *cuts Yami off*-Who was in a mental institution, Yami. Who was in a mental institution.
Yami: o_O FOR YOUR INFORMATION, PRIEST, I WAS NOT IN THERE! YUGI WAS!
Kaiba: Oh, sure. Blame it on the little guy!
Yami: Kaiba. We. Are. Two. Different. PEOPLE!!!
Joey: *in sing-song voice* The apple doesnÕt fall far from the tree!
Yami: *gritting teeth* YOUÕRE NOT HELPING, JOSEPH!
Kaiba: Aw, poor widdle YamiÕs in a bad mood!
Yami: THATÕS IT! *pulls out sword*
Kaiba: *pulls out sword*
CG: -_-U..IÕll think IÕll stick to the textbook....
Me: Yeah, thatÕd be a good idea...
Yami and Kaiba: *ready to kill eachother*
Me: IÕd better brreak this up......WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?!!??!
All: I DO!
Me: GOOD!.....Now, let us stroll down to the parlor and stuff our faces.
All: YAY!
???: Hey, donÕt forget us!! *run up to All*
YA: Umm, who are you?
Cyber: Hi! IÕm MeÕs yami!
Silver: And IÕm CGÕs yami!
All: Hi!
Me: Hi, Cyber! ItÕs nice to see you!
Cyber: SILENCE MORTAL! I AM YOUR RULER! *crazy laugh*
Silver: *sigh*..SheÕs had sugar, and lots of it...
All: O_O *back away slowly*
Cyber: *still laughing*..............*stops*....Okay, IÕm done. LetÕs go get some ice-cream!
All: YAY!
~*~
All: *walking towards parlor*
Cyber: *sees a car* ACK! DEMON! DEMON! *hisses*
All: -_-U
YA: ItÕs a car Cyber.
Cyber: Oh.
Yami: DonÕt worry, it took me a while to understand, too.
Yugi: Yes, he still wonÕt use the microwave.
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Marik: Tch, I TOLD you I shouldÕve been Pharaoh!..*MeÕs cell phone rings* ACK! WHAT SORT OF DEVIL-POSSESSED THING IS THAT!?!?!?!!
CG: ItÕs a cell phone, stupid.
Me: *picks up phone*...Mmm hmm...Okay..Yes, that will be fine...Okay, bye!
Bakura: What was that about?
Me: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
Bakura: But, I just-
Me: DONÕT MAKE ME SICK CYBER ON YOU!!
Bakura: O_O *is silent*
Silver: ......WhatÕs that?
All: WhatÕs what?
Silver: That...thing over there....
A1:...Oh, that.......looks like a limo. One of yours, Kaiba?
Kaiba: Of course not! Something that inferior would not be in my possession!
All: -_-
Silver: *panicy* ITÕS GETTING CLOSER!
Cyber: *panicy* WEÕRE ALL GONNA DIE!
Silver: *even more panicy* ITÕS GONNA KILL US!
Cyber: ITÕS GONNA-!!........*shrugs* Screw this! *runs away*
All: -_-U
Limo: *as it drives by, it opens the window and squirts CG with tomato juice as James Bond music plays*
CG: ACK!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs away*
All: *sigh of relief*.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cyber: *is back somehow* See, Cyber? You werenÕt killed afterall! *insanely* HAHAHA! I AM IMMORTAL! HEHEHE!
Silver: Yes! My annoying hikari is gone!
Link: Heh heh..killed two birds with one stone...
CG: *is back* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!?!?
Silver: Umm....how..how much we missed you, dear hikari....yeah, thatÕs it...
CG: THATÕS IT! NO MORE CHOCOLATE FOR YOU!
Silver: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: *over SilverÕs screaming* ....Wow...sheÕs got lungs of steel.......when will she stop?!?!
A1: ....you know what.......I really donÕt know...
Silver: IÕLL ANSWER THAT! NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
CG: THATÕS WHAT YOU GET!!!
Silver: T_T.....WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL?!?!
CG: *sticks out tongue* Because I can!
Silver: *stops screaming*....Okay, thatÕs reason enough for me. *falls asleep*
All: -_-U
Me: *sigh* Yamis and their mood swings....
Yami: DARN RIGHT!!....*sobbing* The world is so cruel...T_T..
All: -_-U
A1: Pathetic.
Yami: WHO ARE YOU CALLINÕ PATHETIC?!!?!?!?.......*sobbing* But itÕs so true!..T_T...
All: -_-U
Random British Guy: HeÕs right, you know.
Cyber: Since when did YOU know everything!?!?!!?
Me: Calm down, Cyber. Remember? When I told you about the UDOR you told me to write a casting list. *gets out list*...Hmm........AHA! ÔRandom British Guy *Õ The star means heÕs supposed to know everything.
Cyber: HOW COME I DONÕT KNOW EVERYTHING?!!?
Me: Because that, dear yami, would be a danger to society.
RBG: SheÕs right, you know.
Cyber: o_O
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Link: *still laughing* Did you...see her...face!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cyber: YOU WILL SUFFER MY WRATH!!!!!
Silver: Which would be?
Cyber: I WILL FORCE YOU TO EAT MY COOKING!!!
All: *gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kaiba: *terrified* Anything but THAT!
A1: IÕd rather drink poison!
Bakura: If you want poison, check out ÔGrandma KilluÕs Poison ShoppeÕ. She has the best poison in town!
A2: How do you know that?
Bakura: *shrugs* I donÕt. I just made it up to impress you.
All: *silence*
*1 hour later*
All: *silence*
Marik: *crazy laugh*
All: *stare at marik*
Marik: WHAT?!? I HATE SILENCE!
Silence: I am deeply offended! *stomps off*
All: o_O ?????
Me: Come on, are you really that surprised?
YA: No, not really.
Link: Nothing comes as a shock anymore.
A1: Yes, especially after the talking cows and radioactive narrator.
Bakura: DonÕt forget the talking aspirin bottle. Yami: Yup. Life is never boring around Me.
Marik: Especially when caffine or sugarÕs involved.
All: *nod*
Joey: Or both.
All: *shudder*
Yami: Hey, whereÕd Me go?
All: *shrugs shoulders*
*Dun Dun Dun!*
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Dragon Queen16:: I had to split this story (well, what I've done so far) into two chapters because it was so long. Don't worry there's more to come! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Spitfire:: *sigh* She's so crazy it's sad.
Dragon Queen16:: Don't forget to review!
~Prieviously on the UDOR~
Link: What the heck does ÔFlaming catfish sun-frost under our earth over the salmonÕ mean?
Bakura: Oh, that! ThatÕs my favorite band!!!
Bakura: Tch! Here, listen to this. *plays a CD*
*CD playing*
I was walking to the diner down the road, Saw a little frog, or was it a toad? Saw a little rock so I picked it up, and then I thoouuuuggght
If I had a mustard bottle with salt! I would spread it on my little rock! Then I would eat it, and probably choke, So I guess itÕs a good thing that my mustard bottle broke!
Walking down the sandy bank, Making my way to the lake, When I saw a salmon, so I hugged it tight, But then I hugged it to death so I cried, and then I thoouuuuggght
If I had a mustard bottle with salt! IÕd eat the dead salmon and say it wasnÕt my fault! But then the salmonÕd be mad and try to drown me, So I guess itÕs a good thing that my saltÕs stuck in a tree!
But the sun stopped shining when the frost came out, And the mustard and salt made me laugh and shout, I stopped eating fries when I lost the salt, I stopped drinking when I used mustard as a malt, So I guess itÕs a good thing the salt and mustardÕs run out!!!!!
All: O_OU
~*~
Link: What the heck?!?!?! That was the dumbest thing IÕve ever heard!!!!!!
Me: That was a little too stupid even for me....
Bakura: Aw, come on! That song is AWESOME!!!!!
Marik: The word I would use is ÔpsychoticÕ.
Yami: I would use ÔpatheticÕ.
Ganon: IÕd call it ÔrandomÕ.
Me: Random?! RANDOM?!?!?!?! THAT HORRIBLE PIECE OF CRAP IS NOT FIT TO BE CALLED RANDOM!!!!!!!!
All: O_OU
Ra: *walks in rubbing ear* Owww...what the heck was that!?
Me: Heh heh..sorry..
Marik: IÕm hungry.
All: -_-U
Odeon: *runs in with a 5-course meal* Here you are, Master Marik.
Marik: Yay! *eats all the food within 5 minutes*
Joey: I admire your eatinÕ skills, but I could do better.
Marik: Oh really? Odeon! More food!
Odeon: I must serve Master Marik, he knows best. *runs off to get more food*
Yugi: Hey, Odeon, long time no see!
Odeon: I must serve Master Marik.
Yugi: Uhh...okaaay..
Odeon: I must serve Master Marik.
Joey: Hey, whereÕs the food?
Odeon: I MUST SERVE MASTER MARIK, DAMN YOU!!!!!
All: O_OU
Joey: Dude, take a chill pill.
Odeon: Umm...*checks pockets*..I donÕt have any..
Me: I can help! *runs to a medicine cabinet* Hmm..letÕs see..NyQuil, cancer cure, polio vaccine, allergy prescription, ointment, smallpox vaccine, aspirin-
All: O_O ASPIRIN!?!? WHERE!?!?!??!!!? *sees aspirin* *runs toward cabinet and tries to get the aspirin*
Me: BACK! BACK! *is swatting at All*
All: *not backing off*
Me: All right, THATÕS IT! *draws The Ultimate Soup Ladle of Doom*
All: O_O *silently backing away*
Me: Now then, where was I? Oh yeah! -aspirin, rat poison-
All: O_O
Link: Rat poison?
Me: O_o *The Ultimate Soup Ladle of Doom starts to glow* DONÕT EVER INTERRUPT ME AGAIN OR YOU WILL FACE MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!
All: O_O
Me: Now then, -rat poison, bazooka, toothpaste, machine gun, world domination plans, birthday cake, plans to kill Marik-
Marik: O_O Eeep! Me: What? Oh, those plans to kill you? DonÕt worry, that was during Battle City.
Marik: *sigh of relief*
Me: But if you interrupt me again I WILL CARRY THEM OUT!!!! NOW SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!!!!!! *glares menacingly around with the The Ultimate Soup Ladle of Doom drawn*
All: O_O
Me: -plans to kill Marik, computer, cell phone, car keys, dinosaur egg, TV remote, aha! Here they are! *throws chill pills to Odeon*
Odeon: *takes the pills* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *runs away*
A1: *looks at chill pill bottle* O_OU...Uh oh....
All: WHAT?!!?!?
A1:...these chill pills are expired....
All: O_OU
Odeon: LA LALA!!!! BUNNIES RULE THE WORLD!!!! HEHEHEHE!!!!!!!
A1: *groans* Oh great, heÕs turning into Pegasus.
All: *shudder*
Odeon: HEHEHE!!!! HEHEHE!!!! HEHEHE!!!! HEHE- *SMACK*
Me: *standing over Odeon holding a mallet*
All: *sigh of relief*
Marik: NO!! ODEON!!!...Oh well. *collapses on floor*
All: o_O???? *backing away slowly*
Dark Link: Hi!!
All: Hi!!
A1: WhereÕd you go?
Dark Link: I was at a party for the 100 most loved villians.
Ganon: AND YOU DIDNÕT INVITE ME?!?!!?!?!?!?
DL: Umm, Ganon? You werenÕt on the list....
Ganon: o_O
Ganondorf: Wow! Great party DL! Thanks for telling me about it!
Ganon: AND YOUÕRE TELLING ME HE WAS INVITED!??!!??!!?
DL: Yes, he was #23.
Ganon: AND YOUÕRE TELLING ME I WASNÕT INVITED!?!?!?
DL: Yes....
Ganon: AND YOUÕRE TELLING ME HE WAS INVITED!??!!??!!?
DL: o_O Yes.
Ganon: AND YOUÕRE TELLING ME-
DL: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Ganon: T_T *crying* You hurt my feelings...
All: O_OU
Ganon: My feelings you hurt.....
All: o_O
Ganon: Feelings hurt you my.....
All: o_O????
Ganon: My you hurt feelings.....
All: o_O????
Ganon: You feelings-
Yami: SHUT UP OR I WILL KILL YOU 5000 TIMES BEFORE YOU HIT THE GROUND AND THEN REINCARNATE YOU SO I CAN KILL YOU 5000 MORE TIMES!!!!!!!!
All: O_O
Yami: WHAT!?!??!?!
Pegasus: iTÕs OkAy yAmI-bOy! HEHEHE!
Yami: *grinding teeth* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!?!
Marik: I think he said ÔYami-boyÕ....Whatever thatÕs supposed to mean...
Yami: o_O *starts strangling Pegasus*
Pegasus: ThIs *choke* Is So MuCh *choke* FuN!! *choke* HEHEHE!
All: -_-U
A1: That is one strange guy...
YA: Who, Pegasus or Yami?
A2: Both.
Yami: o_O *grabs axe out of nowhere* HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE PHAOROH OF EGYPT!!?!?! TRAITORS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *chases all with axe*
Mokuba: Yugi, whatÕs wrong with Yami?
Yugi: 5000 years trapped in a Soul Room does things to ya...
Yami: *heard in the distance* BOW DOWN UNDER MY POWER, MORTALS!
Yugi and Mokuba: -_-U
Yami: *heard in the distance* FEAR MY WRATH, YOU SCUM!!!
Yugi and Mokuba: -_-U
Yami: *heard in the distance* IÕM GONNA CHOP YOU GOOD!!!
Spitfire: *sigh* This story has no plot whatsoever. ItÕs sad.
Me: Shut uppa yo mouth!
Spitfire: o_O??? WhatÕs with the Italian accent?
Me: I donÕta knowa!
Seto: *gasp* NOA!!??! AHHHHHHH! DIE YOU STUPID LITTLE GREEN-HAIRED FREAK!! DIE!
All: O_O
Me: I said ÔknowaÕ, not ÔNoaÕ.
Seto: Heh heh...sorry.
Bakura: *walks in*
Me: WhereÕve you been Bakura?
Bakura: *grunts*
Ryou: Like a good evil spirit, he went to watch a play with me!
All: Awwwwww!
A1: Who knew Bakura could be nice!
Bakura: Oh shut up, will you?!?! HE THREATENED ME WITH BLACKMAIL!
All: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Me: Anyway, what was the play about?
Ryou: It was a play called ÔNoahÕs ArkÕ.
Seto: NOA?!?!?!!? DIE, YOU FREAK!!! CURSE YOU, CURSE YOU!!!
All: -_-U *eats 25000 bottles of aspirin* Seto: Sorry, itÕs a habit.
Pegasus: DID SOMEBODY SAY RABBIT!?
All: -_-U
Ra: *points to nothing in particular* Look Pegasus, a rabbit!
Pegasus: *runs away* YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!
All: *sigh of relief*
Marik: *runs in talking jibberish* WE GO! TICKETS! MUSEUM! SLEEP! MY FORM! CHLOROFORM!
All: O_OU
Bakura: *pummels Marik trying to knock sense into his dense skull* Now, what were you saying?
Marik: I entered in a chloroform creating contest. The object was to see whoÕs chloroform could put people to sleep longer. Mine won! We all get free tickets to see the Museum of the WorldÕs Most Deadly Chemicals!
All: YAY! FREE!
Marik: There is a catch, though. We have to be there tomorrow and provide our own transportation.
All: *silence*
Joey: KaibaÕs car?
All: KaibaÕs car.
Seto: HEY! DonÕt I get any say in this!?!?
All: NO!
Seto: Fine...IÕll drive.
All: *hop into KaibaÕs large, very large, futuristic car*
Seto: *talks to dashboard* Route to Museum of the WorldÕs Most Deadly Chemicals.
Dashboard: Confirmed. *map pops up*
Seto: All right, lets go! *slams down the gas pedal*
All: AHHHHH!! *thrown forward by the sudden rush*
A2: KAIBA! YOUÕRE 50 MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT!!!
Seto: THEY DONÕT DARE MESS WITH SETO KAIBA!! IÕD LIKE TO SEE THEM TRY!! BWAHAHA!
All: O_O
Yugi: Maybe a song will help our fear?
All: Yeah! *silence*
Yami: ...20000 bottles of aspirin on the wall-
All: -20000 bottles of aspirin! You take one down, pass it around. 19999 bottles of aspirin on the wall! 19999 bottles of aspirin on the wall, 19999 bottles of aspirin! You take one down, pass it around. 19998 bottles of aspirin on the wall!
Seto: o_O *goes even faster*
All: *sing even louder*
Seto: *goes even faster*
All: *sing even louder*
Seto: *goes even faster*
All: *sing even louder*
Seto: *goes even faster*
All: *sing even louder*
Seto: *goes even faster*
All: *sing even louder*
Seto: *goes even faster*
All: *sing even louder*
Seto: *goes even faster*
All: *sing even louder*
Seto: *goes even faster*
All: *sing even louder*
Seto: *sigh* I give up.
~2 hours later~
All:..120 bottles of aspirin on the wall, 120 bottles of aspirin!
Seto: o_O Find a happy place, find a happy place...
All: You take one down, pass it around. 119 bottles of aspirin on the wall!
Seto: o_O Remember your anger management classes..
All: 119 bottles of aspirin on the wall, 119 bottles of aspirin!
Seto: o_O You are a smooth lake, calm and serene...
All: You take one down, pass it around. 118 bottles of aspirin on the wall!
Seto: o_O ..a lake that is boiling..
All: 118 bottles of aspirin on the wall, 118 bottles of aspirin!
Seto: o_O ..boiling..
All: You take one down, pass it around. 117 bottles of aspirin on the wall!
Seto: o_O ..BOILING...
All: 117 bottles of aspirin on the wall, 117 bottles of aspirin!
Seto: o_O ..a lake of fire..
All: You take one down, pass it around. 116 bottles of aspirin on the wall!
Seto: o_O ..around a volcano..
All: 116 bottles of aspirin on the wall, 116 bottles of aspirin!
Seto: o_O ..3..
All: You take one down, pass it around. 115 bottles of aspirin on the wall!
Seto: o_O ..2..
All: 115 bottles of aspirin on the wall, 115 bottles of aspirin!
Seto: o_O ..1..
All: You take one down, pass it around-
Seto: THATÕS IT!! I. HAVE. HAD IT! IF I HEAR ONE MORE DAMN VERSE OF THAT DAMN SONG, BLOOD WILL BE SHED. AM I UNDERSTOOD!?!?
All: O_O *silence*
Joey: Me no speak Eeengliesh.
Seto: *slams head on steering wheel- which happens to be where the horn is....* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Mokuba: ShouldnÕt we help him?
Joey: Nah, this is too amusing.
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Marik: Hey look! The Museum!
All: Ooooo!
Seto: *groans* Finally..
Joey: On the way home, lets finish the song!
All: YAY!
Seto: o_O *eye twitches* ...BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Me: Poor, poor Kaiba...POOR?!?! SILLY ME! HEÕS A BILLIONAIRE! HAHAHA!
All: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaha!!
Marik: Come on, letÕs go to the Museum!
All: YAY!!
Kaiba: *groans*
[ A/N: YouÕll notice I switch from ÔKaibaÕ to ÔSetoÕ and back and forth. HeÕs the same person, I just do weird things like that. ^^ Bear with me! ]
All: YAY! DEADLY THINGS! *run towards museum*
Kaiba: *starts walking towards museum*.......Wait...theyÕre in a museum....with explosive chemicals.. O__OU *runs toward Museum*
Bakura: *is holding a lit match up to a can of something*
Kaiba: GAHHHH! *knocks match out of BakuraÕs hand*
Marik: *match lands on his head* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs around in circles* HELP!
Me: *sigh* Here, Marik. *throws him into the aquarium across the street*
Marik: *sighs* Ahhhh.....ACK!! SHARKS!
All: -_-U
Marik: *runs back in with charred hair, bloody arms, and a shark on his neck* It wonÕt come off!! *shakes his neck* SEE!?!?
All: *not paying attention*
Marik: HEY!
All: *still not paying attention*
Marik: HEY! HELLO!!!
Me: Hmm? What was that?
Marik: *waving arms about* I NEED HELP!
Me: *yawn* What else is new?
Marik: o_O !!!
Me: Oh fine. *snaps fingers*
Marik: *is healed* Thank you VERY LITTLE!!! BWAHAHAHAHA! *runs away like a maniac*
All: -_-U
Yami: I always knew he was crazy.
Kaiba: ItÕs always been quite obvi- PUT THAT CAN DOWN!! *rushes over to Yugi*
Yugi: OKAY! *drops can*
All: *gasp* *in slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yami: *dives for can*
*can hits floor*
All: O_O
Yami: Owww....
All: O_O *run out of the Museum*
Yami: *sees can on floor* AHHHHH!!! *runs out of Museum*
All: *gasping for breath*
Me: Is everyone *pant, pant,* here?
A1: Umm... *counts*..all except Bakura..
Me: *thinks*...Meh. I was gonna kill him any-
*Museum explodes*
Me: -way.
A2: Why?
Me: Oh you know, for fun.
All: O_O
Me: Oh, come on! DonÕt tell me youÕve never killed Bakura for fun?
All: O_O
Marik: Actually, I have.
Bakura: *walks up, his clothes smoking* Yeah, me too.
Link: How did you survive? Bakura: How did you get here?
Link:.....You know what?...I really donÕt know...
A1: HEY! THATÕS MY LINE!
Link: So? What are you gonna do about it, punk?!
A1:....umm....well..I could..
Link: Ha-ha!
Me: -_-U Can we get back to the killing issue?
Yami: Bakura, did you commit suicide? Because you said you killed you for fun, and I was wondering-
Bakura: *talking to himself* Oh yes, we had a jolly old time, didnÕt we old chap?...Yes, yes indeed it twas!....
All: O_O *backs away*
Bakura:..What is that, old chap?....Oh that, itÕs a 3rd degree burn from the explosion!....Ah, I see! Hah hah hah! Merry Britishmas!...
All: -_-U *eats 25000 bottles of aspirin*
Me: *sigh* Better call Charter...
Marik: Do you need the number?
Me: Nah, I got it memorized. *dials number*......Hello? Yes IÕd like you to pick up someone......His symptoms? HeÕs a psychotic psyczaphrenic......Uh huh...Yeah....Thank you! *puts away phone* TheyÕll be here in about 3 seconds.
[A/N: I donÕt know how to spell that really big word up there. You know, the second one that starts with psy? Yeah, well, I donÕt know how to spell it. I do know, however, that it means you have double personalities. Like Golam on Lord of the Rings? By the way, great movie. Sorry, IÕm rambling, arenÕt I? Carry on!]
Charter person: Hello. You told us to pick up a psyczaphrenic?
Yugi: Hey, I know you! YouÕre the same people who took me away! Hey Jimmy, hey Bob!
Jimmy and Bob: Hey Yugi!
Bob: So where is he?
Bakura: Yes, where is he, old chap?....I donÕt know, really. Maybe he ran away from you!.....Hah hah! Good egg, old chap!
All: O_OU *eats 26000 bottles of aspirin*
Jimmy: *sigh* Come on, Bakura. Time to go.
Bakura: Oh all right, old chap!......LetÕs get on with it already!
Bob: In the car. *shoves Bakura in car*
Bakura: Can we listen to the radio, old chap?
Jimmy: *sigh* Fine. *turns on radio*
I JUST GOT OUT OF THE MAD HOUSE!! YEAH, I GOT AWAY! IÕM SINGINÕ THIS SONG SO THEYÕLL THINK IÕM IN A BAND! SO I CAN RUUUUUUUUUUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Bob: O_O ThatÕs a little disturbing.
Jimmy: Yes, especially because the only one to ever escape the mad house was...*gasp* MARCUS THE CEREAL KILLER!
All: O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bob: *blinks* How did you get in the car? WeÕve been driving for 1 hour!
Me: *strokes the Ultimate Soup Ladle of Doom* You have no idea what this baby can do! BWAHAHA!
All: -_-
Link: *appears from nowhere* DID YOU SAY MARCUS THE CEREAL KILLER?!!?
All: O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!.......Yes.
Link: *gasp* We must catch him for the sake of cereal everywhere!
A1: For the Rice Krispies!
YA: For the Cocoa Puffs!
A2: For the Lucky Charms!
Serenity: For the Special K!
Joey: For the Cheerios!
Kaiba: For the Total!
All: *gasp*
Yami: You EAT!?!?!?
Kaiba: Yes, on rare occasions.
All: O_O
YA: Wow....
Link: ThatÕs shocking!
Mokuba: Even I didnÕt know you ate! Kaiba: Whatever.
Me: LetÕs go save us some cereal!
All: YAY! *receive superpowers*
YA: HI-YAH! EXTREME STRENGTH!
Yami: HOO-HAH! UNSTOPPABLE MIND POWERS!
Kaiba: BWAHAHAHA! THE ULTIMATE GLARE OF DOOM!
Joey: HAHA! EXTREMELY BAD BREATH!
All: -_-U
Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! THE POWERS OF THE AUTHORESS!
Serenity: HA! THE DIVERSION OF THE INNOCENT!
Yugi: HI-CHA! SHRINKING ABILITY!
Mokuba: HOO-AH! EXTREME ANNOYANCE!
All: ITÕS....THE POWER OF RANDOMNESS!! HI-YA! *fly...somehow...to Marcus*
YA: Marcus, surrender! You will no longer harm the cereal that brings us joy!
All: YEAH!
Marcus: Ha! You donÕt scare me!
All: o_O
Kaiba: *uses the Ultimate Glare of Doom*
Marcus: GYAHHHH!! NOOO! *sheilds eyes*
Yami: *uses his mind powers to make Marcus look at All*
Marcus: Is that the best you got!?!?
YA: Actually, it isnÕt...MOKUBA!
Mokuba: *takes a deep breath* I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!.. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!..
Marcus: AHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOO! THE DREADED SONG! *covers ears*
Yami: *uses his mind powers to make Marcus listen to the Dreaded Song*
Me: Earmuffs, people!
All: *put on ear muffs*
Mokuba: I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!.. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!.. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!..I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!.. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, EVERYBODYÕS NERVES. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYÕS NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!..
Marcus: o_O *eye twitching* I...CANÕT...TAKE IT! GAHHHHH! *lunges at Mokuba*
Serenity: *uses Powers of Innocence* But sir! You wouldnÕt hurt a child, would you?! *starts crying*
Marcus: *stops*
Joey: *breathes in MarcusÕs face*
Marcus: *passes out*
Serenity: Heh heh. Sucker!
Me: *makes chain appear out of nowhere* Here you are, YA! Tie him up tight!
YA: Aye-aye! *uses Strength to tie up Marcus to the point of where he almost canÕt breathe* *puts lock on chains* THERE!
Me: *makes police car appear out of nowhere* LETÕS TAKE HIM IN!
All: YAY!
~at police station~
Police officer 1: *gasp* ITÕS THE CEREAL KILLER, MARCUS!
Police Officer 2: And the Power of Randomness crew!
Me: Yup! Here he is! Make sure he gets locked up under extreme security this time. Innocent cereal lives were threatened while he was out.
PO 2: YesÕm! WeÕll lock him up as soon as you take the lock and chains off!
Me: YA, unlock the chains!
YA: Right away!....*checks pockets*..O_O...uh-oh.......
All: WHAT!?!?
Ya: It seems IÕve lost the key....
All: o_O !!!
Yugi: Calm down. *shrinks to the size of something small* *enters the lock hole*.....*voice is extremely high*.....Hm! IÕve almost got it.....*click* YES! *exits lock*
All: YAY! GO YUGI!
Yugi: *becomes regular size* *unfortunately, his voice is still extremely high* HI GUYS!
All: O_O
A1: O_O Yugi....your voice...itÕs..
Yugi: WHAT?..ACK! MY VOICE! ME, HELP!
Me: All right, Yugi. *snaps fingers*
Yugi: *regular voice* Ahhh..Thanks, Me!
Me: No problem! Besides, you were the one who undid the lock. *glares at YA*
YA: Heh heh...sorry. *fidgets*
Me: Sorry? SORRY!?!..Okay, good enough for me. *walks away whistling*
All: -_-U.................*silence*
A1: Sooo...what now?
All: *silence*
Link: ....We could make fun of Ganondorf?
YA: Nah, weÕve done that so much itÕs lost all meaning.
All: *silence*
Bakura: Could this be the end of the UDOR?
All: O_O *gasp*
Ra: HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING!!!!!!!
Yami: NEVER, EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!
Link: THAT WAS A VILE THING TO SAY!!!!
All: *silence*
Joey: Hey, have you guys noticed that ÔvileÕ can spell ÔevilÕ?
Marik:.........Hey, it does!
All: Wow. *silence*
Me: *dashes in, wild-eyed* WHO WANTS TO PLAY WITH MATCHES?!?!?!?
All: ME!!! *runs to Me*
Me: HERE! *gives everyone a box of matches* LETÕS BURN STUFF!
All: YAY!
Marik: *walks in*..*yawns*..WhatÕs all the commotion about?
All: *grin evilly*..*light a match* BWAHAHA! *run after Marik*
Marik: AHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs away* Ominous Narrator Voice: *yawn* Well..so..uh..*yawn*..as you..can see...*falls asleep*....*snores*
Link: Hey, heÕs back!
A1: And heÕs not green anymore.
ONV: *snores very loudly*
All: *still trying to catch Marik on fire*
Marik: GET AWAAAAY!! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS!?!??!
Me: Well, letÕs see...*gets out long list*..YouÕve tried to kill Kaiba....Bakura...Yami...me....Link....YA...A1...A2...a bagboy...an old lady.....a person in a cow suit.....Kaiba again...
Marik: Ok, ok, what else have I done!?
Me: Well, youÕve burned down 27 buildings, robbed 346 tombs and banks, tried to take over the world, shoplifted 83 times, cussed out a 1st grader-
Marik: HE PROVOKED ME!
Me: -been charged with auto theft...10 times; do I need to go on?
Marik: *in childish voice* No mam.
Me: GOOD! NOW GET YOUR SORRY LITTLE BUTT OVER THERE AND LET THE KIDS BURN YOU! APOLOGIZE, TOO!
Marik: *in childish voice* Yes mam. *walks over to All*...*in childish voice* IÕm sowry..
All: Awwwww!
Serenity: We could never burn a cute little kid like you! WeÕll burn Bakura instead!
Bakura: O_O
Cheetah Goddess: HI!!!!!!
All: HI!!!!
Me: Hey, whatÕchya doin here?
CG: *shrugs* I was bored.
A1: *rolls eyes* YouÕre ALWAYS bored!
CG: Yeah, so? YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT, BUDDY!?!!? DO YOU. HAVE A. PROBLEM!??!?!??!?!?
A1: *gulp* O_O..NO!
CG: GOOD! BECAUSE I HAVE A SOCIAL STUDIES TEST TOMORROW AND I NEED TO STUDY!
Me: Yeah, me too.
A2: WhatÕs it on?
Joey: Social Studies, stupid!
All: -_-U *eats 13000 bottles of aspirin*
CG: ItÕs on Egypt.
Yami: Here, let me help you. I was the Pharaoh after all.
Kaiba: Ha! DonÕt listen to that madman. If anyone, I know about Egypt the best.
Yami: o_O Well, EXCUUUUUUSE me, mister-
Kaiba: *cuts Yami off*-Who was in a mental institution, Yami. Who was in a mental institution.
Yami: o_O FOR YOUR INFORMATION, PRIEST, I WAS NOT IN THERE! YUGI WAS!
Kaiba: Oh, sure. Blame it on the little guy!
Yami: Kaiba. We. Are. Two. Different. PEOPLE!!!
Joey: *in sing-song voice* The apple doesnÕt fall far from the tree!
Yami: *gritting teeth* YOUÕRE NOT HELPING, JOSEPH!
Kaiba: Aw, poor widdle YamiÕs in a bad mood!
Yami: THATÕS IT! *pulls out sword*
Kaiba: *pulls out sword*
CG: -_-U..IÕll think IÕll stick to the textbook....
Me: Yeah, thatÕd be a good idea...
Yami and Kaiba: *ready to kill eachother*
Me: IÕd better brreak this up......WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?!!??!
All: I DO!
Me: GOOD!.....Now, let us stroll down to the parlor and stuff our faces.
All: YAY!
???: Hey, donÕt forget us!! *run up to All*
YA: Umm, who are you?
Cyber: Hi! IÕm MeÕs yami!
Silver: And IÕm CGÕs yami!
All: Hi!
Me: Hi, Cyber! ItÕs nice to see you!
Cyber: SILENCE MORTAL! I AM YOUR RULER! *crazy laugh*
Silver: *sigh*..SheÕs had sugar, and lots of it...
All: O_O *back away slowly*
Cyber: *still laughing*..............*stops*....Okay, IÕm done. LetÕs go get some ice-cream!
All: YAY!
~*~
All: *walking towards parlor*
Cyber: *sees a car* ACK! DEMON! DEMON! *hisses*
All: -_-U
YA: ItÕs a car Cyber.
Cyber: Oh.
Yami: DonÕt worry, it took me a while to understand, too.
Yugi: Yes, he still wonÕt use the microwave.
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Marik: Tch, I TOLD you I shouldÕve been Pharaoh!..*MeÕs cell phone rings* ACK! WHAT SORT OF DEVIL-POSSESSED THING IS THAT!?!?!?!!
CG: ItÕs a cell phone, stupid.
Me: *picks up phone*...Mmm hmm...Okay..Yes, that will be fine...Okay, bye!
Bakura: What was that about?
Me: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
Bakura: But, I just-
Me: DONÕT MAKE ME SICK CYBER ON YOU!!
Bakura: O_O *is silent*
Silver: ......WhatÕs that?
All: WhatÕs what?
Silver: That...thing over there....
A1:...Oh, that.......looks like a limo. One of yours, Kaiba?
Kaiba: Of course not! Something that inferior would not be in my possession!
All: -_-
Silver: *panicy* ITÕS GETTING CLOSER!
Cyber: *panicy* WEÕRE ALL GONNA DIE!
Silver: *even more panicy* ITÕS GONNA KILL US!
Cyber: ITÕS GONNA-!!........*shrugs* Screw this! *runs away*
All: -_-U
Limo: *as it drives by, it opens the window and squirts CG with tomato juice as James Bond music plays*
CG: ACK!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs away*
All: *sigh of relief*.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cyber: *is back somehow* See, Cyber? You werenÕt killed afterall! *insanely* HAHAHA! I AM IMMORTAL! HEHEHE!
Silver: Yes! My annoying hikari is gone!
Link: Heh heh..killed two birds with one stone...
CG: *is back* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!?!?
Silver: Umm....how..how much we missed you, dear hikari....yeah, thatÕs it...
CG: THATÕS IT! NO MORE CHOCOLATE FOR YOU!
Silver: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: *over SilverÕs screaming* ....Wow...sheÕs got lungs of steel.......when will she stop?!?!
A1: ....you know what.......I really donÕt know...
Silver: IÕLL ANSWER THAT! NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
CG: THATÕS WHAT YOU GET!!!
Silver: T_T.....WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL?!?!
CG: *sticks out tongue* Because I can!
Silver: *stops screaming*....Okay, thatÕs reason enough for me. *falls asleep*
All: -_-U
Me: *sigh* Yamis and their mood swings....
Yami: DARN RIGHT!!....*sobbing* The world is so cruel...T_T..
All: -_-U
A1: Pathetic.
Yami: WHO ARE YOU CALLINÕ PATHETIC?!!?!?!?.......*sobbing* But itÕs so true!..T_T...
All: -_-U
Random British Guy: HeÕs right, you know.
Cyber: Since when did YOU know everything!?!?!!?
Me: Calm down, Cyber. Remember? When I told you about the UDOR you told me to write a casting list. *gets out list*...Hmm........AHA! ÔRandom British Guy *Õ The star means heÕs supposed to know everything.
Cyber: HOW COME I DONÕT KNOW EVERYTHING?!!?
Me: Because that, dear yami, would be a danger to society.
RBG: SheÕs right, you know.
Cyber: o_O
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Link: *still laughing* Did you...see her...face!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cyber: YOU WILL SUFFER MY WRATH!!!!!
Silver: Which would be?
Cyber: I WILL FORCE YOU TO EAT MY COOKING!!!
All: *gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kaiba: *terrified* Anything but THAT!
A1: IÕd rather drink poison!
Bakura: If you want poison, check out ÔGrandma KilluÕs Poison ShoppeÕ. She has the best poison in town!
A2: How do you know that?
Bakura: *shrugs* I donÕt. I just made it up to impress you.
All: *silence*
*1 hour later*
All: *silence*
Marik: *crazy laugh*
All: *stare at marik*
Marik: WHAT?!? I HATE SILENCE!
Silence: I am deeply offended! *stomps off*
All: o_O ?????
Me: Come on, are you really that surprised?
YA: No, not really.
Link: Nothing comes as a shock anymore.
A1: Yes, especially after the talking cows and radioactive narrator.
Bakura: DonÕt forget the talking aspirin bottle. Yami: Yup. Life is never boring around Me.
Marik: Especially when caffine or sugarÕs involved.
All: *nod*
Joey: Or both.
All: *shudder*
Yami: Hey, whereÕd Me go?
All: *shrugs shoulders*
*Dun Dun Dun!*
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Dragon Queen16:: I had to split this story (well, what I've done so far) into two chapters because it was so long. Don't worry there's more to come! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Spitfire:: *sigh* She's so crazy it's sad.
Dragon Queen16:: Don't forget to review!