Dragon Queen16: Hey, chappie numba three is IN DA HOUSE! WOOO!
Spifire: This is what you get when you combine severe writers block, lack of sleep, and a sugar high.
Dragon Queen16: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Spitfire: *sigh* For all those who want to sue us, look to the first chapter, which CLEARLY states that Dragon Queen16 is pathetic and owns nothing.
Dragon Queen16: YOU BETCHA!
Spitfire: *sigh* Heres chapter three.
~Previously on the UDOR
Link: Nothing comes as a shock anymore. Yami: Yup. Life is never boring around Me.
Marik: Especially when caffine or sugarÕs involved.
All: *nod*
Joey: Or both.
All: *shudder*
Yami: Hey, whereÕd Me go?
All: *shrugs shoulders*
*Dun Dun Dun!* ~
A1: O_O WEÕVE LOST ME!
Link: Who KNOWS how much sugar sheÕs gotten into!!!
Yami: Or how much caffine sheÕs had.
Kaiba: *shudders* Scary.
All: *nods*
Ganondorf: *runs in screaming* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MEÕS GONE CRAZY!
Me: *holding axe* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THATÕS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING EVIL! AND I WAS ALREADY CRAZY!
Ganondorf: *stops running* Wait, hold on a second. I didnÕt choose to be evil on my own, Nintendo made me evil against my wishes. I was going for LinkÕs part!
Me: TELL IT TO THE AXE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *resumes chasing Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: *resumes running* AHHHHHHHHH! IÕM GONNA DIE!
Link: Hmph. About time.
All: -_-U
YA:.......Hey, whoÕs that?
???: *runs up* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM PROFESSOR BOREALOTSTINKY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
All: O_OU
Link: Who, now?
Me: Sadly, thatÕs CGÕs and my science teacher.
CG: As you can see, heÕs a little crazy.
Prof. B: *skips around in circles* LA LALA!
[ A/N: I donÕt like my science teacher very much (neither does anyone else, haha), and he doesnÕt like me, so I made Professor Borealotstinky his character. I didnÕt use his real name, of course. I made one up myself! Borealotstinky! ( Get it? Bore a lot stinky? He makes people bored, and heÕs stinky?!........Well I thought it was funny...]
CG: I thought they classified him as mentally insane last year?
Cyber: Oh, they did, thereÔs just such a shortage of teachers that theyÕll use anybody.
Me: Ohhh, like that sub last week that tried to stab someone with a pencil?
Silver: Exactly!......Hmm, pencils...never thought of that before...Memo to self: buy pencils.
All: -_-U
CG: Silver, are you suicidal?
Silver: Nope! *slips in a pile of mud that randomly appeared*
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Silver: NO ONE SAID I WASNT HOMICIDAL!!!!
All: O_O
Me: Hey, I just had a random thought! Why dont we have a sleepover at Kaibas?
All: Okay!
Kaiba: Why does it have to be MY house??!?!
Me: BECAUSE IM THE AUTHORESS!! *lightning flashes and thunder crashes* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
All: O_______O
A1: The authoress is crazy.
Yami: Yeah, we kinda figured that.
TFF: BUT SHES YOUR FRIEND!
All: *sigh*
Yami: o_O *eye twitches* NOT. HER. AGAIN!
TFF: BUT YOURE MY FRIEND, YAMI-POO!
Yami: o_O WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!
TFF: OH, YAMIS UPSET! LET ME GIVE YOU A HUG!
Yami: O_________O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs away from TFF*
Tea: *runs after him*
All: -_-U
A2: She is REALLY starting to creep me out!
Marik: *walks in eating a stick of butter* Yeah, she scares me, too. *bites off a mouthfull of butter*
All: -_-
Bakura: Hes eating butter. Plain.
YA: Tch. And I thought YOU were weird, Bakura.
All *including Bakura*: He is.
Me: Come on, lets go!
Joey: What about Yami?
Me: Hehehe...we leave him here with TFF! *lightning flashes and thunder crashes* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
All: *sigh*
Me: *snaps fingers*
All: *are at kaibas house*
*house goes dark and flaming figure steps toward them*
Me: WHAT THE HELL?!!?
???*deep, ominous voice*: IM WHATÕS THE HELL!!! I AM HELL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cyber: Umm....who are you?
???: I TOLD YOU! I AM HELL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Silver: Yes, yes, we know youÕre hell. WhatÕs youÕre name?
???: I AM CALLED HELIANTHUS!! BECAUSE I AM HELL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Kaiba: *looking it up in ÔThe Ultimate Dictionary of RandomnessÕ* Actually, that means sunflower.
Helianthus: WHAT?!!! LET ME SEE THAT! *snatches dictionary*............DAMN! *stomps off*
[A/N: I got the idea for Helianthus off of a shampoo bottle.^^]
All: -_-
Joey: So, where are we sleepinÕ?
Me: *snaps fingers* In the living room down that hallway.
Kaiba: But...ThereÕs NOT a living room down that hallway..
Me: WELL THERE IS NOW, PRETTY BOY!
Marik:..............Did you just call Kaiba pretty?
All: -_-
Marik: WHAT?
All: -_-
Marik: WHAT??!!?
All: -_-
Marik: STOP MAKING ME FEEL STUPID!
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Silver: *sigh* ItÕs always so much fun to make fun if him!
All: Yup!
Marik: *sobbing* I FEEL SO UNLOVED!!!
All: YOU ARE!
Marik: *blinks* I am?
All: *nod*
Marik: *shrugs* Okay, just making sure.
Yugi: Come on, lets get the sleepover started!
All: OKAY! *walk towards the living room*
Me: There are the sleeping bags and pillows. Once everyone gets set up, we can get to the fun part- THE GAMES! *lightning flashes and thunder crashes* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All: -_- *sigh* *start setting up sleeping bags*
Bakura: *srtuggling with zipper* WHAT IS THIS CONFOUNDED CONTRAPTION!??!?!!? *ends up shredding sleeping bag to shreds*
Ganon: That is-excuse me, that WAS- a zipper. You use it like this, *unzips bag* see?
Bakura: *gets different sleeping bag* I see, Ganon. All I have to do is- *tries to unzip bag and fails* IS- *fails again* IS- *fails yet again* o_O !!
All: -_-U
~1 hour later~
Bakura: *still cant get sleeping bag undone* IVE HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU DEVIL-CURSED OBJECT!! TO HELL WITH YOU!! *catches sleeping bag on fire*
All: -_-U
Seto: *sigh* There he goes again, talking to inanimate objects.
Me: Yes, well...Bakura can sleep on the floor tonight. Okay, everyone get ready for.. THE GAMES!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *lightning flashes and thunder crashes*
All: O_O
Yami: Is anyone else besides me scared?
~
WRITERS BLOCK IS A HORRID THING! Anyway, I know it was short, I had writers block. R&R if you want, I just mostly write this for fun!^^ Oh, and thanks to the few that DID review!
~Cheetah Goddess
~Red-Eyes-Black-Gem
~SerpentÕs-Embrace
BYES!
Spifire: This is what you get when you combine severe writers block, lack of sleep, and a sugar high.
Dragon Queen16: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Spitfire: *sigh* For all those who want to sue us, look to the first chapter, which CLEARLY states that Dragon Queen16 is pathetic and owns nothing.
Dragon Queen16: YOU BETCHA!
Spitfire: *sigh* Heres chapter three.
~Previously on the UDOR
Link: Nothing comes as a shock anymore. Yami: Yup. Life is never boring around Me.
Marik: Especially when caffine or sugarÕs involved.
All: *nod*
Joey: Or both.
All: *shudder*
Yami: Hey, whereÕd Me go?
All: *shrugs shoulders*
*Dun Dun Dun!* ~
A1: O_O WEÕVE LOST ME!
Link: Who KNOWS how much sugar sheÕs gotten into!!!
Yami: Or how much caffine sheÕs had.
Kaiba: *shudders* Scary.
All: *nods*
Ganondorf: *runs in screaming* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MEÕS GONE CRAZY!
Me: *holding axe* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THATÕS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING EVIL! AND I WAS ALREADY CRAZY!
Ganondorf: *stops running* Wait, hold on a second. I didnÕt choose to be evil on my own, Nintendo made me evil against my wishes. I was going for LinkÕs part!
Me: TELL IT TO THE AXE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *resumes chasing Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: *resumes running* AHHHHHHHHH! IÕM GONNA DIE!
Link: Hmph. About time.
All: -_-U
YA:.......Hey, whoÕs that?
???: *runs up* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM PROFESSOR BOREALOTSTINKY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
All: O_OU
Link: Who, now?
Me: Sadly, thatÕs CGÕs and my science teacher.
CG: As you can see, heÕs a little crazy.
Prof. B: *skips around in circles* LA LALA!
[ A/N: I donÕt like my science teacher very much (neither does anyone else, haha), and he doesnÕt like me, so I made Professor Borealotstinky his character. I didnÕt use his real name, of course. I made one up myself! Borealotstinky! ( Get it? Bore a lot stinky? He makes people bored, and heÕs stinky?!........Well I thought it was funny...]
CG: I thought they classified him as mentally insane last year?
Cyber: Oh, they did, thereÔs just such a shortage of teachers that theyÕll use anybody.
Me: Ohhh, like that sub last week that tried to stab someone with a pencil?
Silver: Exactly!......Hmm, pencils...never thought of that before...Memo to self: buy pencils.
All: -_-U
CG: Silver, are you suicidal?
Silver: Nope! *slips in a pile of mud that randomly appeared*
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Silver: NO ONE SAID I WASNT HOMICIDAL!!!!
All: O_O
Me: Hey, I just had a random thought! Why dont we have a sleepover at Kaibas?
All: Okay!
Kaiba: Why does it have to be MY house??!?!
Me: BECAUSE IM THE AUTHORESS!! *lightning flashes and thunder crashes* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
All: O_______O
A1: The authoress is crazy.
Yami: Yeah, we kinda figured that.
TFF: BUT SHES YOUR FRIEND!
All: *sigh*
Yami: o_O *eye twitches* NOT. HER. AGAIN!
TFF: BUT YOURE MY FRIEND, YAMI-POO!
Yami: o_O WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!
TFF: OH, YAMIS UPSET! LET ME GIVE YOU A HUG!
Yami: O_________O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs away from TFF*
Tea: *runs after him*
All: -_-U
A2: She is REALLY starting to creep me out!
Marik: *walks in eating a stick of butter* Yeah, she scares me, too. *bites off a mouthfull of butter*
All: -_-
Bakura: Hes eating butter. Plain.
YA: Tch. And I thought YOU were weird, Bakura.
All *including Bakura*: He is.
Me: Come on, lets go!
Joey: What about Yami?
Me: Hehehe...we leave him here with TFF! *lightning flashes and thunder crashes* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
All: *sigh*
Me: *snaps fingers*
All: *are at kaibas house*
*house goes dark and flaming figure steps toward them*
Me: WHAT THE HELL?!!?
???*deep, ominous voice*: IM WHATÕS THE HELL!!! I AM HELL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cyber: Umm....who are you?
???: I TOLD YOU! I AM HELL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Silver: Yes, yes, we know youÕre hell. WhatÕs youÕre name?
???: I AM CALLED HELIANTHUS!! BECAUSE I AM HELL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Kaiba: *looking it up in ÔThe Ultimate Dictionary of RandomnessÕ* Actually, that means sunflower.
Helianthus: WHAT?!!! LET ME SEE THAT! *snatches dictionary*............DAMN! *stomps off*
[A/N: I got the idea for Helianthus off of a shampoo bottle.^^]
All: -_-
Joey: So, where are we sleepinÕ?
Me: *snaps fingers* In the living room down that hallway.
Kaiba: But...ThereÕs NOT a living room down that hallway..
Me: WELL THERE IS NOW, PRETTY BOY!
Marik:..............Did you just call Kaiba pretty?
All: -_-
Marik: WHAT?
All: -_-
Marik: WHAT??!!?
All: -_-
Marik: STOP MAKING ME FEEL STUPID!
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Silver: *sigh* ItÕs always so much fun to make fun if him!
All: Yup!
Marik: *sobbing* I FEEL SO UNLOVED!!!
All: YOU ARE!
Marik: *blinks* I am?
All: *nod*
Marik: *shrugs* Okay, just making sure.
Yugi: Come on, lets get the sleepover started!
All: OKAY! *walk towards the living room*
Me: There are the sleeping bags and pillows. Once everyone gets set up, we can get to the fun part- THE GAMES! *lightning flashes and thunder crashes* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All: -_- *sigh* *start setting up sleeping bags*
Bakura: *srtuggling with zipper* WHAT IS THIS CONFOUNDED CONTRAPTION!??!?!!? *ends up shredding sleeping bag to shreds*
Ganon: That is-excuse me, that WAS- a zipper. You use it like this, *unzips bag* see?
Bakura: *gets different sleeping bag* I see, Ganon. All I have to do is- *tries to unzip bag and fails* IS- *fails again* IS- *fails yet again* o_O !!
All: -_-U
~1 hour later~
Bakura: *still cant get sleeping bag undone* IVE HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU DEVIL-CURSED OBJECT!! TO HELL WITH YOU!! *catches sleeping bag on fire*
All: -_-U
Seto: *sigh* There he goes again, talking to inanimate objects.
Me: Yes, well...Bakura can sleep on the floor tonight. Okay, everyone get ready for.. THE GAMES!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *lightning flashes and thunder crashes*
All: O_O
Yami: Is anyone else besides me scared?
~
WRITERS BLOCK IS A HORRID THING! Anyway, I know it was short, I had writers block. R&R if you want, I just mostly write this for fun!^^ Oh, and thanks to the few that DID review!
~Cheetah Goddess
~Red-Eyes-Black-Gem
~SerpentÕs-Embrace
BYES!