Hi! I'm back! No, I'm not dead, I just stopped working on this for a while...anywayz, my sister took a writing class in college, and this story is in Ôplay format', despite the title.

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- Previously on the UDOR:

Me: Yes, well...Bakura can sleep on the floor tonight. Okay, everyone get ready for.. THE GAMES!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! -lightning flashes and thunder crashes-

All: OO

Yami: Is anyone else besides me scared? -

Link: Yup! But hey, what're you gonna do, eh? -sits down and twiddles thumbs while whistling-

A1: Err..okay..

Me: SILENCE!IT'S TIME FOR....THE GAMES!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! -lightning flashes and thunder crashes-

All: --

Me: SIT DOWN! NOW! IN A CIRCLE!

All: -move hesitantly-

Me: NOW!!!!!!!!

All: OO -sit in a circle-

Me: GOOD! -clears throat-........Err..What was I doing again?

All: -anime fall-

Me: OH YEAH! THE GAMES! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! -lightning flashes and thunder crashes-........ahem..Now, the first game will be the all-time favorite and classic..Truth or Dare!

All: -groan-

Me: SHUT UP!!

All: OO

Me: Now, I'll go first. Marik, truth or dare?

Marik: Err......truth.

Me: Okay, umm....How many people have you actually killed?

Marik: Let's see....there was that robber, a theif that got on my nerves, Mr. Pharaoh over there-

Yami: YOU DID NOT!

Marik: Oh, shut up! -a waiter, a camel that spit on me, a cow, a scorpion, a bagboy, some person on the road....

-2 hours later-

Marik:..a clerk, another waiter, a servant, another servant, yet another servant,umm....Oh yeah! And then there was that one weird guy that got on my nerves!......Yup, that's it!

All: OO

Me: Err...okay..your turn, Marik.

Marik: Pharaoh, truth or dare?

Yami: I have a name, you know.

Marik: TRUTH OR DARE!!!

Yami: Umm.....dare!

Marik: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I DARE YOU TO SING ÔPERFECT' BY SIMPLE PLAN!

Yami: OO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Me: PLEASE, WHAT DID WE DESERVE THIS FOR!?!?!

Marik: -grins evilly- Come on Pharaoh, sing!

Yami: -clears throat-.....-starts singing in very bad voice- Hey, dad, look at me..

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! -put earmuffs on-

A2: ITS BAD ENOUGH WITHOUT YAMI SINGING IT!

[A/N: Err...sorry..I just dont like Simple Plan. I think the lead singer..err, whatshisface..can't sing worth a crap. -- Sorry to any who likes Simple Plan.]

William Hung: She bang! She bang!..

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! -put earmuffs on..again-

Bakura: ITS NOT WORKING!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! -runs in circles-

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! -run in circles-

William: Oh, baby, when she move! She move!..

Yami: I'm sorry I can't be perfect! Now its just too late, and we can't go back. I'm sorry I can't be perfect!

Seto: OO THE PAIN!

Yami & Willaim Hung: -singing a mixture of ÔPerfect' and ÔShe bang' at the same time-

Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! WHEN WILL IT END!?!?!?

CG: CHEETAH GODDESS TO THE RESCUE! -knocks Willaim Hung and Yami out-

All: -sigh of relief-

Cyber: Thanks, CG!

CG: Yup! I'm immune to stupid singing!

Me: Now, CG, why dont you go next as honors of knocking out the terrible singers?

CG: Sure! Thanks! Ok, umm....Cyber! Truth or dare?

Cyber: DARE!

CG: I dare you to...give a compliment to Silver!

Cyber: oO WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!!...........-grits teeth- Silver..I..think..you..are better..than your hikari. There, happy?!

Silver: Not really. Being better than CG doesn't take much.

CG: HEY!

Cyber: Kaiba, truth or dare?

Kaiba: Truth.

Cyber: Umm....when was the last time you ate?

Kaiba: Hmm...let's see............................................ ........................................................I think about two years ago.

All: OO HOLY CRAP!

Seto: Alright, mutt, truth or dare?

Joey: Dare.

Seto: I dare you to.....jump off Kaiba Corp. and claim that you are trying to fly.

Me: -transfers them to Kaiba Corp.- Go on, Joey!

Joey: -sigh-....-jumps off bulding- WEEEEEE! LOOK AT ME! I'M FLYING!I'M FLYING!..-lands on street-

All: -flinch- Ow...

people below: HA!..What an idiot!...How stupid!..etc.

Joey: -is ressurected- There, let's go back now!

Me: -tranfers them to the new living room in the circle again-

Joey: Okay, Link, truth or dare?

Link: Uh...truth.

Joey: When was the last time that you bathed?

link: Uh.............................................about eight years ago.

All: OO EWWWWWWW! -edge away from Link-

Link: Ganon, truth or dare?

Ganon: Um..dare.

Link: I dare you to...err......dance around in a tutu while singing ÔI Believe in a Thing Called Love' by The Darkness!

Ganon: OO Err...

Me: Come on, Ganon, here's a tutu!

Ganon: -puts on tutu- -clears throat-......-begins singing-

All: OO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Ganon: I believe in a thing called love! Justlistentotherhythmofmyheart! I believe in a thing called love!..

All: OO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Link: OO ENOUGH! YOU CAN STOP NOW!

Ganon: -stops singing, takes off the tutu, and sits down-

All: -sigh of relief-

Ganon: Ganondorf, truth or dare?

Ganondorf: DARE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ganon: OOU ...Err...okay.....I dare you to refrain from killing ANYTHING, that means animals too, for a whole year!

Ganondorf: OO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LAUGH IN YOUR FACE!

Me: Laugh AT your face!

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Ganondorf: TT YOU'RE ALL SO CRUEL!

Me: Yup!

Link: Well, as much fun as it is to torture people, I think that we should move on to a different game. I cant stand much more singing.

All: Yeah!

Me: Okay, next game: SPIN THE BOTTLE!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

All: OO

Joey: Umm...did anyone besides me notice that nearly everyone here is a boy?

Boys: OO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Cyber: -snaps picture of boys' expressions-....-develops picture-

All: -look at picture- Awww, it's a Kodak moment!

Yami: -looks at back of picture-...ACK! WHAT THE HELL IS FUJIFILM?!?!?

ALL: OO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! -run around in circles and then run away-

Fujifilm picture: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! -chases All-

All: -running away-

FP: -chasing all-

All: -running away-

FP: -chasing all-

All: -running away-

FP: -chasing all-

All: -running away-

FP: -chasing all-

All: -running away-

FP: -chasing all-

All: -running away-

FP: -chasing all-

All: -running away-

FP: -chasing all-

All: -running away-

FP: -chasing all-

All: -running away-

FP: -chasing all-

Me: -stops-....Hey, someone's coming!

All: -stop and look-..................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! -run away- ???: BWAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAH! YES, RUN AND SCREAM, BUT IT WILL DO YOU NO GOOD! FOR I AM A PLOT, THE DESTROYER OF RANDOM STORIES!

Randomness: -gagged and tied to a chair-

Me: WE MUST GIVE RANDOMNESS POWER AND THWART PLOT'S PLAN! QUICK, EVERYONE DO SOMETHING RANDOM!

Yugi: -runs around in no apparent pattern-

Yami: -starts laughing hysterically-

Bakura: -Begins singing ÔIm a Little Teapot'-

Marik: -stands there and twiddles thumbs-...Err..I dunno what to do..

Pegasus: -rambles on about pink bunnies-

Kaiba: -begins a game of Go Fish with Link, Ra, Aragorn, Legolas, DL, Ganondorf, and Ganon-

Plot: NOOOOOOOOOO! -gets smaller and weaker-

Randomness: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -becomes larger and stronger-

Plot: Damn.

Randomness: -kicks Plot in the butt- GO TO HELL! AND TELL EM THAT THE RANDOMNESS SENT YA!

Plot: -over his shoulder as his being kicked to hell- Will do!

All: Yay!

- Meanwhile...in hell. -

Barney: Got any twos?

Bob the Builder: Damn. -hands over twos.- Hey, Plot, got any threes?

Plot: Nope. Go fish.

BtB: Damn. -draws card-

Plot: Please refrain from excessive cussing. My ears are very sensitive.

BtB: D-A-M-N!! DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!!!!!!

Plot: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! -blows up-

Btb: -blinks-

Barney: -blinks-

Btb: Soooo....got any tens?

- Meanwhile...back at the Bat Cave..

Lawyer: Plagiarism! That is plagiarism!

Lawyer2: Lets get her!

Dragon Queen16: Sorry, sorry! sheesh!

-

Me: Okay, Ive decided against Spin the Bottle because that would be just plain cruel.

Cyber: Your point being??

Me: Shut up. So, instead, we are going to play I Never. Everybob know the rules?

Marik: Whats an everybob?

Me: What are you asking me for?!

Mairk: I dunno.

Bakura: ...I dunno the rules.....

Me: Okay. Basically, we are each going to have a mystery drink. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -holds up vile smelling mush- Someone will say something like ÔI have never stolen a shoe' and if you have done what they say, you have to take a sip of the mystery drink. -mush starts bubbling like a swamp- Okay? GOT IT!??!?

All: OO -nod heads-

Me: Okay! I'll start. I have never had a boyfriend.

[A/N: It's true, I never have!]

-Cyber and Silver take a sip-

Me: YOU NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, YOU LIAR!

Cyber: I know. I just wanted to know what the mush tasted like. Its actually pretty good.

Me: -sighs- -- Only Cyber would be crazy enough to want to drink that. Silvers turn.

Silver: I have never been sane.

-no one takes a drink-

Cyber: I have never kissed the same sex willingly

-Marik takes a drink-

All: OO

Marik: IT WAS MY DAD, YOU SICK MINDED PEOPLE!

All: -relax-

Joey: I have never murdered/killed someone.

-Marik, Bakura, Cyber, Silver, Yami, Kaiba, Yugi take a sip.-

Yami: YUGI?!

Yugi: Freak accident, I can assure you....yes...-looks shiftily around-...freak accident.....

All: --

Kaiba: Okay, now that we're just slightly creeped out....I have never smiled. Ever.

-CG, Yugi, and Me take a sip-

Bakura: I have never gotten something without stealing it.

-everyone takes a sip-

CG: I have never liked this game.

-no one takes a sip-

Me: Fine then! You figure out something to do yourselves! -leaves-

All: ...............

-

Barney: Got any queens?

Btb: Damn.

-

All: .................

-

Ahhhhh....the randomness...how I have missed thee...Okay, I'll stop now! Yes, I know, my truths/dares suck. You dont have to remind me. -- Review if you wanna, I dont really care. Byses!