Hey you guys liked my last fic, so I am continuing!
Wolfwood on T.V.!
"Hello all you people sitting in front of a television (or computer) last time we interviewed the humanoid typhoon! This time we are interviewing his friend, and let's hope for a less disastrous result!" The Host pauses and goes to sit down "So Mr...."
"Wolfwood, Nicolas D. Wolfwood"
"Mr. Wolfwood, didn't you die?" The host had a look of confusion on his face.
"No I didn't die! I fell asleep in a church and that needle noggin Vash told the girls I was dead! And he took my cross punisher!"
"Ah, that explains it... So how did you meet Vash?"
"You saw how he made it look like he saved me from the desert; well he was the one who had drained my gas tank! He just wanted to make himself look good!"
"Wow he sounds like a real jerk, but one would assume that from his reputation..."
"No, he really is a nice guy I just think he hates me, just because I killed that one little Zazie the Beast punk..."
"You killed someone? Shouldn't there be a price on your head?"
"Slow down, slow down... I killed in... err... Self defense, yeah that's the one! So it's not really a crime..." Wolfwood's eyes get shifty.
"So, Mr. Wolfwood rumor has it that you have a thing for the larger of the insurance girls, is this true?"
"What... AHHH I can't take the pressure!!!" Wolfwood takes his cross punisher, and it's the side of the camera with it, then he runs off.
"That's 2 cameras in 2 episodes! We need to start getting calmer guests...."
So did it live up to the first half? Let me know what you think!
Wolfwood on T.V.!
"Hello all you people sitting in front of a television (or computer) last time we interviewed the humanoid typhoon! This time we are interviewing his friend, and let's hope for a less disastrous result!" The Host pauses and goes to sit down "So Mr...."
"Wolfwood, Nicolas D. Wolfwood"
"Mr. Wolfwood, didn't you die?" The host had a look of confusion on his face.
"No I didn't die! I fell asleep in a church and that needle noggin Vash told the girls I was dead! And he took my cross punisher!"
"Ah, that explains it... So how did you meet Vash?"
"You saw how he made it look like he saved me from the desert; well he was the one who had drained my gas tank! He just wanted to make himself look good!"
"Wow he sounds like a real jerk, but one would assume that from his reputation..."
"No, he really is a nice guy I just think he hates me, just because I killed that one little Zazie the Beast punk..."
"You killed someone? Shouldn't there be a price on your head?"
"Slow down, slow down... I killed in... err... Self defense, yeah that's the one! So it's not really a crime..." Wolfwood's eyes get shifty.
"So, Mr. Wolfwood rumor has it that you have a thing for the larger of the insurance girls, is this true?"
"What... AHHH I can't take the pressure!!!" Wolfwood takes his cross punisher, and it's the side of the camera with it, then he runs off.
"That's 2 cameras in 2 episodes! We need to start getting calmer guests...."
So did it live up to the first half? Let me know what you think!