I do not own anything and i never will. I wish I owned Sirius though! But alas, i don't. They (Harry Potter and Sailor Moon) both belong to their respective owners.

After seeing 3 of the 4 infamous Marauders faint, Usagi rolled her eyes. Lily and Hotaru always said SHE was over dramatic. Obviously they had never seen James, Sirius, and Remus. For the love of Selene, all she did was agree with James that Darien was a brainless idiot who should be put out of his misery. Usagi paused her thinking process, did she just AGREE with James Potter. She put a hand to her forehead and walked back down the isle to her seat. When she got back to her seat, Lily asked, "Usagi, if you don't mind my asking, why the hell is your hand on your forehead?" Usagi flopped down into her seat, "I'm taking my temperature." Hotaru and Lily blinked simotameously, "Why?" Usagi sighed, "I believe I am ill." Hotaru and Lily just blinked. Usagi sighed again, "I just agreed with James Potter. True, Darien is a brainless idiot, but I agreed with him. Do you know what this might do to my reputation?" Lily and Hotaru shared a look, and then rolled their eyes. Usagi scowled, "I'm serious." Hotaru grinned, "Really? I always thought you were Usagi." Usagi groaned, "NO, I'm SERIOUS!" "But you can't be Sirius, I am," Sirius cut in. Usagi groaned again, "I know he's Sirius, but I'm SERIOUS!" "NO, I'M Sirius." Usagi banged her head on the plastic tray thing that was pulled out infront of her seat, "When I sawy SERIOUS, I mean S-E-R-I-O-U-S!" Lily, Hotaru, Remus, and James said, "Oooooohhhhhhhh," but Sirius still said, "I'm Sirius, and you spelt my name wrong. Its not S-E-R-I-O-U-S its S-I-R-I-U- S." Usagi sighed, "Forget it Sirius, just forget it. I don't think your tiny brain could comprehend what I am desperetly trying to tell you." Sirius just stared at her. Of course he got what she had said, he just decided he would humor her by looking for all the world like he didn't understand a damn thing she was saying.

Not too far into the flight, Usagi and Sirius got tired of messing with each other. They mutually decided to move on to other targets. Not that they would admit they move agreed to target someone else, but that was what they decided. They even had the perfect targets sighted. Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy. And Narcissa Jones was a good target as well. Now they just had to decide what to do with them. For this critical time, they each consulted their respective friends. Hotaru and Remus for some reason had decided to refrain from the fun and were therefore watching the preceedings with unmasked humor.

On one side, you have Usagi and Lily. The other, James and Sirius. This wasn't the feared work together and wreak havoc on the probably suspecting Slytherins. No this was a bet. A bet between Usagi and Sirius on who would be able to do the most damage to the Slytherins. It probably won't be a pretty sight when the 2 are through. Although sworn rivals, they (Usagi and Sirius) were very much alike. They both denied this with a passion. In their minds, they would never even come close to being similar.

For the planning, they had both decided that they should try and stay away from magic as much as possible. It just wasn't smart, using magic on a Muggle airplane where they would probably see it then freak out because there are witches and wizards in the world and for exposing themselves as magical persons, they could get a lot of detentions. Not that that didn't appeal to the 2. They were currently competing for the most detentions. Usagi was winning by 20. Needless to say, Sirius was very determined to catch up.

Getting back to their planning, Lily suggested that Usagi should do what Sirius had done to her, and dump soda on them. Seeing as how this was unoriginal, Usagi declined. Lily then came up with an even better idea, "Hey Usagi, do you know who to get to the luggage holding area on the bottom of the plane?" Seeing Usagi's nod, she continued, "Well, if you somehow are able to sneak down there, you can change all of the robes and stuff that they brought, for something else." Usagi grinned, "Or even better, tye-die 'em. Oh I'm thinking of a somewhat pink theme for Malfoy. Hmmm, maybe neon green and yellow for Snape, and bright orange for Narcissa?" Lily grinned, "Perfect." Usagi stood up and with a sweeping bow, she said elegantly (well as elegently as one can get while trying not to fall over laughing so hard about the current plan about to be set into motion.

From behind them, Sirius eyed Usagi warrily. She had obviously gotten an idea. A splendid one by the way she was trying not to laugh. Well he would just have to out-do whatever it was she was planning on doing. He had told this to himself once, he had told this to himself twice, Usagi Tsukino would not out-do him, Sirius Black, not on this. He didn't feel like being her slave for a month or 4.

TO BE CONTINUED..............

AS ALWAYS, please R&R! BTW I wrote this in my other fic, Love Through Quidditch, but I'm going to write it in this one too, I challenge any writer to write an Usagi/Oliver fic or an Usagi/Brad or Leon (ZOIDS) fic.

Later Dayz