IMPORTANT MESSAGE: FLAME ME PLZ! FLAME ME PLZ! FLAME ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, poor me, I will now go to my sickluded corner in the middle of no where to cry my heart out. Wah wah wah.

A/N: Hello. I know I'm not one to right comedy, but I thought I'd give it a try. Oh well, here goes!

Chapter One

Ryou: Hi guys. pants like a dog with it's tongue hanging out of his mouth

Bakura: Idiot rolls eyes from inside millenium ring

Ryou: Hey! That hurt. tears poured out of his eyes while he went down to the ground pounding his arms and legs on the ground in a hissy fit

Bakura: Wuss.

Ryou: crying harder than ever You- sniff –hate- sniff- me!

Bakura: Took you long enough to figure it out.

Ryou: Goes completely and utterly into a mental break down

Yugi: Hi Ryou!

Ryou: Bakura, meen, hates me, WAH!

Yugi: Bakura, you're being mean to Ryou again!

Bakura: So what duffis.

Yugi: Cries for a long long long long time.

Yami: Hello, tomb robber, or should I say stupid idiotid numbskull?

Bakura: I want my mommy!

Yami: That's what I call a job well done.

Kaiba: Hello weirdo with ugly three colored hair.

Yami: Mean soccerror is teasing me, I wanna go home! I miss my mommy and daddy!

Kaiba: I think I should be very proud of myself.

Mocuba: Hi big brother who I no longer respect.

Kaiba: NO! starts sobbing his pathetic little heart out

Pegasus: Now is that a way to treat the person who was gonna help you not get sent to the shadow realm?

Mocuba: goes into fetal position

Pegasus: Ha! Take that!

Merik: Who's going to the shadow realm? Oh yes, you are Maximillion Pegasus.

Pegasus: I'm scared, I wanna, I wanna, I want my teddy bear!

Ishizu: Merik… You're grounded!

Merik: Wah wah wah wah!

Ishizu: Well I guess that does it.

A/N: Hi! This is the worst fic the world has ever seen. And I want to hear you say it SO FLAME ME!