RUROUNI KENSHIN DOES NOT BELONG TO ME AND IF IT DID, WHY WOULD I BE WRITING
THIS??
Summary: Kaoru's even more angry and irritated than usual, her feelings for a certain Rurouni have developed over the past few months, Kenshin knows, but is too shy to say anything, saying she deserves better....that's all I'll say for now
And they left together for the Kamiya Dojo....still bickering, into the sunset.
Kaoru was busily showing Misao her way around the Kamiya Dojo and Aoshi was sitting in the small garden in the courtyard of the Dojo siping some green tea, he closed his eyes and let his thoughts roam freely about.
He found himself thinking about Misao, and how she was always so bright and bubbly and completely innocent and how he was on top of her and...
He snapped out of his thoughts as the shoji (screen door) slid open and saw Sano and the little brat trying to sneak in. He noted how they were covered in bush leaves with the occasional pink flower and and twig, also, more alarming, was that Sano's right hand was bleeding through the thick bandage.
"It is no use trying to get in, for Kaoru has returned," he said quietly. They froze, and turned around slowly.
"Oy! I didn't know you were there Aoshi! So, what brings you to Tokyo?" exclaimed Sano, completely oblivious to Aoshi's roaming eyes as he peered at his twig filled hair. Yahiko sweatdropped.
"My reasons concern none of you, and I could be asking you the same question," he replied coolly, indicating to Yahiko and Sano's tree-filed state.
"Erm...we...um....were..."
Kaoru was pointing to various things in the Dojo and telling her the all had sentimental significance. But Misao wasn't paying attention, her mind was fixed on the man sitting outside, and how he was surrounded by two other people...what? TWO OTHER PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!! AOSHI- SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misao sprinted to the shoji before sliding it open.
"Misao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Kaoru, a cross appearing on her face.
"Erm...we...um....were..." Yahiko started.
Suddenly, the shoji slided open.
"Kansatsu Tobi Kunei!!!!!!!!!!!!" And they were all showered with daggers.
Aoshi had pulled out his twin Kodachis from their sheath and was twirling them around lazily to deflect the Kunei daggers and they fell to the ground with a series of loud clatters while he continued to sip his tea. However, Sano and Yahiko were having a bit more difficulty.
It seems as though Misao had improved on her Tobi Kunei attack because instead of just showering them all with daggers, they all landed on strategic places around the body.
Yahiko's face was tomato red as he ran around the garden, one hand over his face, one hand around the waistline of his hakama as one of the daggers had cut his belt-like sash so that if he let go, his hakama would fall down to reveal his...erm...underwear, and he DEFINITELY did not want that to happen.
Sano was having even less luck protecting himself from the Kunei daggers, it had almost completely shredded his beloved 'Aku' white jacket and there was a long, wide gash across the fabric of his pants that covered his bottom, revealing his red and white polkadot undies.
Misao and Kaoru burst into raucous fits of laughter. Aoshi quirked an eyebrow.
"Wow Sano, I never imagined you out of all people would be interested in undergarment fashion trend, for polkadots are the latest fashion trend in underwear," gasped Kaoru, in between loud fits of laughter.
"You should see Aoshi-sama's, there silk and have-" began Misao.
"That's quite enough, de gozaru yo," came a soft voice from the doorway. Everyone turned around. The temptation to burst out laughing was almost overwhelming. Aoshi's face was slightly tinged with pink.
Kenshin was standing there, in his usual fuschia gi and white hakama, but he was sporting a brand new apron with little duck chicks, a bemused smile on his face. He looked absolutely adorable.
Now it was Yahiko and Sano's turn to join in laughing, but they all stopped when they noticed a slight amber glint in his eyes as they flashed dangerously around the courtyard. Aoshi stared.
Kenishin cleared his throat and said, while carefully avoiding Kaoru's intense blue eyes, "dinner is ready to eat now that it is, yellow catfish with daikon radish and tofu, come and eat quickly before it gets cold. There will also be some sake."
"Did someone say sake?"
Kenshin's hand grasped the handle of his sword as he drew, while the figure emerged from behind the bamboo bushes and out into the crowd....
Tanikao: Well, there you have it. Another chapter of Funny Love Story, I hope you've enjoyed ARGH!!!!!
Kenshingumi, Oniwabanshuu, and various other characters appear
A little boy with very little and slightly narrowed brown eyes ran out into the arms of Tanikao
Little boy: Help me!
Tanikao: drawing her katana what's your name little fella?
Little boy: Tsutomu.
Saito: Get back here you little brat!
Tanikao: Hello Saito.
Saito: Hey Tanikao, have you seen a little boy?
Tanikao: Why?
Saito: Cause he's my son, his name's Tsutomu and its time for his bath.
Tanikao: Nup. Haven't seen him.
Kenshin: He's behind Tanikao.
Tsutomu: ...eep
Saito: Come on son, time for your bath, after this, Daddy will read you a story. You will pay for lying to me Tanikao...
Tanikao: Oh yeah? TOKIO!
A very beautiful woman pops in wearing a pale blue kimono and silver obi, her eyes scanning the room
Saito: Oh bleep [had to censor that for the little kiddies, if you want to hear it, imagine it]
Tokio: little cross on forehead Don't swear in front of Tsutomu. I swear, one of these days I'll get you a swear jar. You really need it 'Jime.
Saito: Yes ma'am. to Tanikao You will pay.
Tokio: Its about time you took time off work, you need to care more about Tsutomu, you only see him once a week!
Saito: I have work!!! thinking man, I really need a cigarette.
Sano: Here hands Saito a packet
Saito: Thanks rooster head.
Tanikao: Well...I really need to go now, bye bye! Make sure to leave a review!
Summary: Kaoru's even more angry and irritated than usual, her feelings for a certain Rurouni have developed over the past few months, Kenshin knows, but is too shy to say anything, saying she deserves better....that's all I'll say for now
And they left together for the Kamiya Dojo....still bickering, into the sunset.
Kaoru was busily showing Misao her way around the Kamiya Dojo and Aoshi was sitting in the small garden in the courtyard of the Dojo siping some green tea, he closed his eyes and let his thoughts roam freely about.
He found himself thinking about Misao, and how she was always so bright and bubbly and completely innocent and how he was on top of her and...
He snapped out of his thoughts as the shoji (screen door) slid open and saw Sano and the little brat trying to sneak in. He noted how they were covered in bush leaves with the occasional pink flower and and twig, also, more alarming, was that Sano's right hand was bleeding through the thick bandage.
"It is no use trying to get in, for Kaoru has returned," he said quietly. They froze, and turned around slowly.
"Oy! I didn't know you were there Aoshi! So, what brings you to Tokyo?" exclaimed Sano, completely oblivious to Aoshi's roaming eyes as he peered at his twig filled hair. Yahiko sweatdropped.
"My reasons concern none of you, and I could be asking you the same question," he replied coolly, indicating to Yahiko and Sano's tree-filed state.
"Erm...we...um....were..."
Kaoru was pointing to various things in the Dojo and telling her the all had sentimental significance. But Misao wasn't paying attention, her mind was fixed on the man sitting outside, and how he was surrounded by two other people...what? TWO OTHER PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!! AOSHI- SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misao sprinted to the shoji before sliding it open.
"Misao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Kaoru, a cross appearing on her face.
"Erm...we...um....were..." Yahiko started.
Suddenly, the shoji slided open.
"Kansatsu Tobi Kunei!!!!!!!!!!!!" And they were all showered with daggers.
Aoshi had pulled out his twin Kodachis from their sheath and was twirling them around lazily to deflect the Kunei daggers and they fell to the ground with a series of loud clatters while he continued to sip his tea. However, Sano and Yahiko were having a bit more difficulty.
It seems as though Misao had improved on her Tobi Kunei attack because instead of just showering them all with daggers, they all landed on strategic places around the body.
Yahiko's face was tomato red as he ran around the garden, one hand over his face, one hand around the waistline of his hakama as one of the daggers had cut his belt-like sash so that if he let go, his hakama would fall down to reveal his...erm...underwear, and he DEFINITELY did not want that to happen.
Sano was having even less luck protecting himself from the Kunei daggers, it had almost completely shredded his beloved 'Aku' white jacket and there was a long, wide gash across the fabric of his pants that covered his bottom, revealing his red and white polkadot undies.
Misao and Kaoru burst into raucous fits of laughter. Aoshi quirked an eyebrow.
"Wow Sano, I never imagined you out of all people would be interested in undergarment fashion trend, for polkadots are the latest fashion trend in underwear," gasped Kaoru, in between loud fits of laughter.
"You should see Aoshi-sama's, there silk and have-" began Misao.
"That's quite enough, de gozaru yo," came a soft voice from the doorway. Everyone turned around. The temptation to burst out laughing was almost overwhelming. Aoshi's face was slightly tinged with pink.
Kenshin was standing there, in his usual fuschia gi and white hakama, but he was sporting a brand new apron with little duck chicks, a bemused smile on his face. He looked absolutely adorable.
Now it was Yahiko and Sano's turn to join in laughing, but they all stopped when they noticed a slight amber glint in his eyes as they flashed dangerously around the courtyard. Aoshi stared.
Kenishin cleared his throat and said, while carefully avoiding Kaoru's intense blue eyes, "dinner is ready to eat now that it is, yellow catfish with daikon radish and tofu, come and eat quickly before it gets cold. There will also be some sake."
"Did someone say sake?"
Kenshin's hand grasped the handle of his sword as he drew, while the figure emerged from behind the bamboo bushes and out into the crowd....
Tanikao: Well, there you have it. Another chapter of Funny Love Story, I hope you've enjoyed ARGH!!!!!
Kenshingumi, Oniwabanshuu, and various other characters appear
A little boy with very little and slightly narrowed brown eyes ran out into the arms of Tanikao
Little boy: Help me!
Tanikao: drawing her katana what's your name little fella?
Little boy: Tsutomu.
Saito: Get back here you little brat!
Tanikao: Hello Saito.
Saito: Hey Tanikao, have you seen a little boy?
Tanikao: Why?
Saito: Cause he's my son, his name's Tsutomu and its time for his bath.
Tanikao: Nup. Haven't seen him.
Kenshin: He's behind Tanikao.
Tsutomu: ...eep
Saito: Come on son, time for your bath, after this, Daddy will read you a story. You will pay for lying to me Tanikao...
Tanikao: Oh yeah? TOKIO!
A very beautiful woman pops in wearing a pale blue kimono and silver obi, her eyes scanning the room
Saito: Oh bleep [had to censor that for the little kiddies, if you want to hear it, imagine it]
Tokio: little cross on forehead Don't swear in front of Tsutomu. I swear, one of these days I'll get you a swear jar. You really need it 'Jime.
Saito: Yes ma'am. to Tanikao You will pay.
Tokio: Its about time you took time off work, you need to care more about Tsutomu, you only see him once a week!
Saito: I have work!!! thinking man, I really need a cigarette.
Sano: Here hands Saito a packet
Saito: Thanks rooster head.
Tanikao: Well...I really need to go now, bye bye! Make sure to leave a review!