Suki: Yay some poor unfortunate souls reviewed so I'll write more.
Onna:baka
Suki: I'm not the baka you are because you're the one who likes Hiei.
Onna: Again I say baka
Suki: So you admit you're a baka for liking him.
Onna: Hn...
Suki: *cough*prep*cough*
Onna:baka niggen onna.
Suki: Let's think about this for a minute who does baka things every 5 minutes, shows niggen weaknesses like caring for all people, and acts girly.
Onna: Uh... you blow everything out of preportion BAKA INU
Suki: THATS IT YOU CAN'T CALL ME A DOG. IF I'M ANYTHING I'M AN UNBALENCED LUNATIC.
Onna: Baka niggen onna your having an off day, you can't even insult me properly. Any way She doesn't own yu yu but she does own Rain Aprils and her really screwed up life. Oh and Suki insult me again and I may be forced to unleash my fuzzy pink bunnies.
Suki: You don't scare me and neither do your pink fuzzy bunnies. Even if they attacked me then they would fall victim to my army shadow dwelling shadows. So there*sticks out tongue*.
Onna: Baka niggen onna it is to bad that I wasted all my evil chairs on the worthless Kuwabaka or they would be eating you right now *Throws Toaster at Suki and hits her in the head*
Suki: @_@
Onna: Now R&R or I will find more chairs to turn evil.
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When it Rains it Pours
Chapter2: Mom and Koenma
Your mom (AN/:you are now Rain so it is also Rain's mom) walks in the door yelling, "Rain are you home?" After waiting and getting no answer she walks through the apartment searching to see if you're asleep. Your mom is a smart lady and can tell no one has been here for at least a week. "Koenma," mutters under her breath in an angery tone. Then snaps her fingers and a portal appears. She walks through cursing.
Koenma is sitting in his office behind a gaint stack of paper work, stamping like crazy. The doors fly open and no other than your mom walks through. "Koenma you gave me your word she would be protected where is she," she yells angrily.
"Sukura whats wrong, what are you talking about, and whos gone?" he asked coming from behind his desk.
"Rain why else would I be here," Sukura a.k.a your mom says trying to calm down, "When I decide to give up my power to you and your father the both of you reassured me that my child would be protected any way and now she is missing where is she?"
"True we did promise, but who would be after her?" he inquired.
"You fool no one is after her yet she not of age to receive her charm, but now that Rain is outside of my and your ring of protection she'll probably find out about her demon half and all hell could break loose," ranted Sukura pacing in circles, "Now if you do not find my daughter and bring her back safely soul not deavored by demon blood I will take my power back and you will have one hell of a war on your hands!" Sukura walk from the room slamming the door leaving a very stunned Koenma alone.
"Boton," he said pressing a intercom button on his desk, "get team Uremeshi to my office now."
"What wrong Koenma sir," came a female voice from the box on his desk.
"I'll tell you when everyone is here so hurry!" Koenma leaned bakc in his chair and sighed putting his head down.
You (AN/: you are Rain so remember that and yes you do actullay show up in this chapter) are walking down an unfamiliar street. It's almost sunrise and the sky in a beautiful orange. A shiver runs up your spine as you walk causing you to stop and look around. A feeling a complete fear sweeps over you, but you don't what you're supposed to be afraid of. You look to your right the street is empty and to your left an alley it starts raining,
"Great!" you mumble running into the alley. There is an overhang on one of the building you stand under it a watch the raindrops fall. 'Even as a homeless girl I feel more at peace than when I was at that apartment I used to call home with Mary-Ann,' you think as a growl escapes your throat. The sound of running feet shake you from your thoughts.
"Hey Uremeshi whats so important that is couldn't wait till the sun came up," shouts a boy with orange hair and unsualy high cheekbones.
"Like I know all Boton said was to meet her here and hurry," replied a boy with slicked back black hair and brown eyes. You can see them from where you are standing in the alley they are on the street and would see you to if they looked. More running footsteps sounded as a boy with long red hair and sparkling green eyes came up with a really short boy that had gravity deifying black hair with a white starburst on it and crimson red eyes.
"For once the baka is right why are we here this early," the short boy said. At that a girl on an oar appeared through a swirling green portal. O.K. you are officaly freaked out, but remain quiet.
"Excuse me Boton, but what is the problem?" asked the boy with red hair "To tell you the truth Kurama I don't know all Koenma sir said was to get the four of you right away so everyone through the portal now please," she perked up a little bit at the end which made you twitch just a little. They all disappeared through the swirling green portal before it too disappeared.
Back in Koenma's office he was still in his chair waiting for Team Uremeshi to arrive. Slowly the door opened and four wet(AN/ remember it was raining) boys and one girl walked in. "All right Koenma sir everyone is here so whats wrong?" asked Boton. As the four boys took their places in the room Koenma pressed another button on his desk. Behind him a giant white screen appeared then a picture of you appeared on it.
"Whoa whos the babe?" asked Uremeshi. Boton hit him on the head with her oar.
"Yusuke," she snapped sitting back down.
"This 'babe' could be the end of peace in all three worlds," explained the young prince.
"Uh how?" asked Kuawbara (Onna: I wanted to put Kuwabaka but no Suki wouldn't let me Baka niggen onna) with an extremly confused look on his face, "she looks so harmless."
"Well she may be harmless right now, but when her demon blood awakens there could be trouble. Anyway she not exactly the problem her mother, Lady Sukura of the West lands, is the problem" Koenma tried to continue.
"How so?" asked the short boy a.k.a Hiei.
"She was the a powerful demon and still is just not as powerful. She granted a lot of power to my father and me a long time ago so we could create the three worlds not just the one that had both demons and humans living in it. When Sukura did this it was because she wanted peace to raise a family so she lived in Nigenikai. Sukura only has one daughter her," he points to your picture, "We promised that her daughter, Rain would be protected from all of the demons and humans who wished harm of her because of her mother actions. Rain has gone missing and Sukura is now threaten to take her power back if she is not found and returned safely." he ended his explaintion in barely a whisper.
"If Sukura takes her power back then the three worlds will fall into one again and chaos will ensure," said Kurama who was sitting ridged in his seat. Koenma's communicator started ringing,
"Hello?" he said
"Koenma have you found her yet!!! FIND HER NOW OR I"LL SQUASH YOU LIKE THE LITTLE BUG YOU ARE!!!" a female voice shouted from the other side
"Go Now!" he said starting to shake in fear. The boys looked at each other and than back at Koenma,
"So who's in charge of finding my daughter??" the voice said
"Uh Yusuke Uremeshi he said,
"I wanna speak to this Uremeshi Guy!" she said
"Ok!" Koenma said handing Yusuke his communicator
"Hello?" Yusuke asked
"Hey I thought I was supposed to be speaking to the guy in charge of finding my daughter!"
"Uh I'm him!" he said his face turning red
"Your sending a 15 year old boy to save my 15 year old girl! Are you crazy Koenma she's a girl he's a 15 year old boy and large amounts of testousteroune are running through him!!" she yelled
"Don't worry Sakura he's a spirit detective." Koenma said
"Oh and that makes everything so much better!!" she yelled sarcasticaly "Fine you know what just find her and don't get any ideas you PERV!" she yelled hanging up. Yusuke took off running out the door a look of pure terror on his pale face, Kuwabara fell to his knees laughing, Kurama looked out the door trying not to laugh, while Hiei smirked an muttered something to the point of 'Baka Inu' (Stupid Dog). The other 3 boys followed Yusuke out the door and into a portal. Boton looked at Koenma,
"That bad huh?" she asked
"You don't wanna know!" he replied shuddering.
You have been standing in the alleyway trying to comprehend what the hell had just happened when she saw he familliar swirling green portal,
"Oh shit not again!" you said looking for some place to hide the 4 boys emerged out of it.
"Great we're supposed to find this Rain Aprils girl to tell her that her mother wants her found because she's a half demon who currently can rule all 3 worlds and has a mother who is a phsycopathic manic when it comes to her!!" Yusuke yelled
"Uh Yusuke!" Kurama said looking down the alley and seeing a teenage girl with shoulder length black hair she was wearing a black shirt and tight blue jeans. "there is a girl and I think she just heard everything you just said." he said pointing to you. You suddenly scream and take off in the other direction.
"Wow what a babe!" Kuwabara said looking after you everyones head snapped in his direction thats when they all relized that you were who they were looking for. Yusuke stared after you,
"Great we just freaked out who we were supposed to fucking save!" he said smaking himself in the forehead.
"Wouldn't it be a good idea to go after her." Hiei said in a monotone voice
"Ya know that is a pretty good idea shorty!" Yusuke said looking down the alley again he just stood there "Well what are we waiting for?" He yelled looking at them
"You Baka!" Hiei said reluctantly.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Onna: so that was long and I actually wrote the part where the mom was yelling at Yusuke and Koenma for allowing a testosturoune induced 15 year old boy go after her darling daughter. Now back to our argument Baka niggen onna!
Suki: What argument?
Onna: Hn...
Suki: Now I remember well you were writing your lil part I was turning your evil bunnies against you.
Onna: Yeah?
Suki: ya!
Onna: *Holds up written copy of story* now what?
Suki: *gasps* Evil bunnies attack her leave the paper but attack her!
*Bunnies attack Onna and cover her in the giant pink bunny footy pajamas*
Suki: *smiles triumphantly than looks at Onna*
Onna: *Smiles wide* your forgeting something *points at floor*
Suki: *looks down to see her story ripped up* Nooooooooo!!!! *Glares at the bunnies*
Bunnies: *gasp and hide behind Onna*
Onna: *smiles* Now I have my bunnies back and my ch...
Kuwabara: *walks into the room* Hey guys!
Onna: *smile widens* Like I was saying now I have my bunnies back and my evil chair army has been rebuilt Mwahahahahaha! Attack my evil chairs and my pink bunnies.
*5 min later*
Kuwabara & Suki: *Both in pink bunny footy pajama's and being eaten by Onna's Evil chairs*
Suki: You know this means war.*Leaves the room with an evil smirk*
Onna: *watches suki leave*
Kuwabara: Be afraid be very afraid!
Onna: *Pulls out Camera and starts taken pictures of Kuwabara* Black mail! *Smiles evily*
Hiei: *walks into room and sees Kuwabara and starts laughing hysterically* R&R
Onna: *looks at Hiei* It gets better I got pictures!
Hiei: *Smirks* *Looks at Kuwabara and knocks him unconscious*
Onna:baka
Suki: I'm not the baka you are because you're the one who likes Hiei.
Onna: Again I say baka
Suki: So you admit you're a baka for liking him.
Onna: Hn...
Suki: *cough*prep*cough*
Onna:baka niggen onna.
Suki: Let's think about this for a minute who does baka things every 5 minutes, shows niggen weaknesses like caring for all people, and acts girly.
Onna: Uh... you blow everything out of preportion BAKA INU
Suki: THATS IT YOU CAN'T CALL ME A DOG. IF I'M ANYTHING I'M AN UNBALENCED LUNATIC.
Onna: Baka niggen onna your having an off day, you can't even insult me properly. Any way She doesn't own yu yu but she does own Rain Aprils and her really screwed up life. Oh and Suki insult me again and I may be forced to unleash my fuzzy pink bunnies.
Suki: You don't scare me and neither do your pink fuzzy bunnies. Even if they attacked me then they would fall victim to my army shadow dwelling shadows. So there*sticks out tongue*.
Onna: Baka niggen onna it is to bad that I wasted all my evil chairs on the worthless Kuwabaka or they would be eating you right now *Throws Toaster at Suki and hits her in the head*
Suki: @_@
Onna: Now R&R or I will find more chairs to turn evil.
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When it Rains it Pours
Chapter2: Mom and Koenma
Your mom (AN/:you are now Rain so it is also Rain's mom) walks in the door yelling, "Rain are you home?" After waiting and getting no answer she walks through the apartment searching to see if you're asleep. Your mom is a smart lady and can tell no one has been here for at least a week. "Koenma," mutters under her breath in an angery tone. Then snaps her fingers and a portal appears. She walks through cursing.
Koenma is sitting in his office behind a gaint stack of paper work, stamping like crazy. The doors fly open and no other than your mom walks through. "Koenma you gave me your word she would be protected where is she," she yells angrily.
"Sukura whats wrong, what are you talking about, and whos gone?" he asked coming from behind his desk.
"Rain why else would I be here," Sukura a.k.a your mom says trying to calm down, "When I decide to give up my power to you and your father the both of you reassured me that my child would be protected any way and now she is missing where is she?"
"True we did promise, but who would be after her?" he inquired.
"You fool no one is after her yet she not of age to receive her charm, but now that Rain is outside of my and your ring of protection she'll probably find out about her demon half and all hell could break loose," ranted Sukura pacing in circles, "Now if you do not find my daughter and bring her back safely soul not deavored by demon blood I will take my power back and you will have one hell of a war on your hands!" Sukura walk from the room slamming the door leaving a very stunned Koenma alone.
"Boton," he said pressing a intercom button on his desk, "get team Uremeshi to my office now."
"What wrong Koenma sir," came a female voice from the box on his desk.
"I'll tell you when everyone is here so hurry!" Koenma leaned bakc in his chair and sighed putting his head down.
You (AN/: you are Rain so remember that and yes you do actullay show up in this chapter) are walking down an unfamiliar street. It's almost sunrise and the sky in a beautiful orange. A shiver runs up your spine as you walk causing you to stop and look around. A feeling a complete fear sweeps over you, but you don't what you're supposed to be afraid of. You look to your right the street is empty and to your left an alley it starts raining,
"Great!" you mumble running into the alley. There is an overhang on one of the building you stand under it a watch the raindrops fall. 'Even as a homeless girl I feel more at peace than when I was at that apartment I used to call home with Mary-Ann,' you think as a growl escapes your throat. The sound of running feet shake you from your thoughts.
"Hey Uremeshi whats so important that is couldn't wait till the sun came up," shouts a boy with orange hair and unsualy high cheekbones.
"Like I know all Boton said was to meet her here and hurry," replied a boy with slicked back black hair and brown eyes. You can see them from where you are standing in the alley they are on the street and would see you to if they looked. More running footsteps sounded as a boy with long red hair and sparkling green eyes came up with a really short boy that had gravity deifying black hair with a white starburst on it and crimson red eyes.
"For once the baka is right why are we here this early," the short boy said. At that a girl on an oar appeared through a swirling green portal. O.K. you are officaly freaked out, but remain quiet.
"Excuse me Boton, but what is the problem?" asked the boy with red hair "To tell you the truth Kurama I don't know all Koenma sir said was to get the four of you right away so everyone through the portal now please," she perked up a little bit at the end which made you twitch just a little. They all disappeared through the swirling green portal before it too disappeared.
Back in Koenma's office he was still in his chair waiting for Team Uremeshi to arrive. Slowly the door opened and four wet(AN/ remember it was raining) boys and one girl walked in. "All right Koenma sir everyone is here so whats wrong?" asked Boton. As the four boys took their places in the room Koenma pressed another button on his desk. Behind him a giant white screen appeared then a picture of you appeared on it.
"Whoa whos the babe?" asked Uremeshi. Boton hit him on the head with her oar.
"Yusuke," she snapped sitting back down.
"This 'babe' could be the end of peace in all three worlds," explained the young prince.
"Uh how?" asked Kuawbara (Onna: I wanted to put Kuwabaka but no Suki wouldn't let me Baka niggen onna) with an extremly confused look on his face, "she looks so harmless."
"Well she may be harmless right now, but when her demon blood awakens there could be trouble. Anyway she not exactly the problem her mother, Lady Sukura of the West lands, is the problem" Koenma tried to continue.
"How so?" asked the short boy a.k.a Hiei.
"She was the a powerful demon and still is just not as powerful. She granted a lot of power to my father and me a long time ago so we could create the three worlds not just the one that had both demons and humans living in it. When Sukura did this it was because she wanted peace to raise a family so she lived in Nigenikai. Sukura only has one daughter her," he points to your picture, "We promised that her daughter, Rain would be protected from all of the demons and humans who wished harm of her because of her mother actions. Rain has gone missing and Sukura is now threaten to take her power back if she is not found and returned safely." he ended his explaintion in barely a whisper.
"If Sukura takes her power back then the three worlds will fall into one again and chaos will ensure," said Kurama who was sitting ridged in his seat. Koenma's communicator started ringing,
"Hello?" he said
"Koenma have you found her yet!!! FIND HER NOW OR I"LL SQUASH YOU LIKE THE LITTLE BUG YOU ARE!!!" a female voice shouted from the other side
"Go Now!" he said starting to shake in fear. The boys looked at each other and than back at Koenma,
"So who's in charge of finding my daughter??" the voice said
"Uh Yusuke Uremeshi he said,
"I wanna speak to this Uremeshi Guy!" she said
"Ok!" Koenma said handing Yusuke his communicator
"Hello?" Yusuke asked
"Hey I thought I was supposed to be speaking to the guy in charge of finding my daughter!"
"Uh I'm him!" he said his face turning red
"Your sending a 15 year old boy to save my 15 year old girl! Are you crazy Koenma she's a girl he's a 15 year old boy and large amounts of testousteroune are running through him!!" she yelled
"Don't worry Sakura he's a spirit detective." Koenma said
"Oh and that makes everything so much better!!" she yelled sarcasticaly "Fine you know what just find her and don't get any ideas you PERV!" she yelled hanging up. Yusuke took off running out the door a look of pure terror on his pale face, Kuwabara fell to his knees laughing, Kurama looked out the door trying not to laugh, while Hiei smirked an muttered something to the point of 'Baka Inu' (Stupid Dog). The other 3 boys followed Yusuke out the door and into a portal. Boton looked at Koenma,
"That bad huh?" she asked
"You don't wanna know!" he replied shuddering.
You have been standing in the alleyway trying to comprehend what the hell had just happened when she saw he familliar swirling green portal,
"Oh shit not again!" you said looking for some place to hide the 4 boys emerged out of it.
"Great we're supposed to find this Rain Aprils girl to tell her that her mother wants her found because she's a half demon who currently can rule all 3 worlds and has a mother who is a phsycopathic manic when it comes to her!!" Yusuke yelled
"Uh Yusuke!" Kurama said looking down the alley and seeing a teenage girl with shoulder length black hair she was wearing a black shirt and tight blue jeans. "there is a girl and I think she just heard everything you just said." he said pointing to you. You suddenly scream and take off in the other direction.
"Wow what a babe!" Kuwabara said looking after you everyones head snapped in his direction thats when they all relized that you were who they were looking for. Yusuke stared after you,
"Great we just freaked out who we were supposed to fucking save!" he said smaking himself in the forehead.
"Wouldn't it be a good idea to go after her." Hiei said in a monotone voice
"Ya know that is a pretty good idea shorty!" Yusuke said looking down the alley again he just stood there "Well what are we waiting for?" He yelled looking at them
"You Baka!" Hiei said reluctantly.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Onna: so that was long and I actually wrote the part where the mom was yelling at Yusuke and Koenma for allowing a testosturoune induced 15 year old boy go after her darling daughter. Now back to our argument Baka niggen onna!
Suki: What argument?
Onna: Hn...
Suki: Now I remember well you were writing your lil part I was turning your evil bunnies against you.
Onna: Yeah?
Suki: ya!
Onna: *Holds up written copy of story* now what?
Suki: *gasps* Evil bunnies attack her leave the paper but attack her!
*Bunnies attack Onna and cover her in the giant pink bunny footy pajamas*
Suki: *smiles triumphantly than looks at Onna*
Onna: *Smiles wide* your forgeting something *points at floor*
Suki: *looks down to see her story ripped up* Nooooooooo!!!! *Glares at the bunnies*
Bunnies: *gasp and hide behind Onna*
Onna: *smiles* Now I have my bunnies back and my ch...
Kuwabara: *walks into the room* Hey guys!
Onna: *smile widens* Like I was saying now I have my bunnies back and my evil chair army has been rebuilt Mwahahahahaha! Attack my evil chairs and my pink bunnies.
*5 min later*
Kuwabara & Suki: *Both in pink bunny footy pajama's and being eaten by Onna's Evil chairs*
Suki: You know this means war.*Leaves the room with an evil smirk*
Onna: *watches suki leave*
Kuwabara: Be afraid be very afraid!
Onna: *Pulls out Camera and starts taken pictures of Kuwabara* Black mail! *Smiles evily*
Hiei: *walks into room and sees Kuwabara and starts laughing hysterically* R&R
Onna: *looks at Hiei* It gets better I got pictures!
Hiei: *Smirks* *Looks at Kuwabara and knocks him unconscious*