Disclaimer: I don't own final fantasy X, Barney, the yellow brick road,
gremlins, cupcakes etc etc. I don't own anything in this story.
And I just want to say Laura (purple angel) helped me out lots and lots... in fact she pretty much wrote the whole thing hehee... So yes go read her non-existent stories they're good!! Thank you Laura!
And now read. And then review. BUT DON'T FLAME MEEEE.
A little short gremlin waltzed around the coffee shop in a florescent black tutu. Little did
he know that they were actually a frog that had been hypnotized into thinking so. No,
wait, he was a blitzballer doomed to a short life because he couldn't hold his breathe for
longer than 10 seconds. Blitzball was a popular sport in Spira, and many were very good
at it, but the main character of this story, Tidus, however wasn't. In fact he was the worst.
He (realizing who he was) walked towards the cheering crowd before him, ready to be
praised by his many adoring 'fans'.
"Hey who wants my autograph!"
The crowd went silent.
"Um.do we know you?"
"Yea is there a reason we would want your autograph?"
" YES!! ITS ME THE BRILLIANT TIDUS! YOU KNOW THE BLITZBALLER!"
"um.no"
"Then why are your cheering for me"
" Were not cheering for you! Its our job we stand outside random houses cheering for
random reasons. Come on lets find somewhere else to cheer"
"Yeah!" chorused the crowd.
Tidus feeling very disheartened hung his head low and sighed.
" Doesn't anybody love me"
" I love you" A mysterious voice said.
"You" Tidus said pointing to his head "Shut up!"
Tidus punched himself in the head and was knocked out for a few minutes.
As he opened his eyes, he saw a large purple dinosaur leaning over him.
" I love you Tidus" It said.
Tidus leapt up and shrieked.
" AAAH NO its Barney!!"
Tidus ran as fast as he could. Barney chased after him shouting, " Oh come on I know
you want a hug!"
Tidus ran for his dear life but no one could hear him over the commentators
commentating (because that is usually what commentators do)
" Jecht was the worst blitzballer ever. He was always drunk; he was a complete moron
and he giggle like a little girl. I remember when Jecht disappeared, my dad and me
stayed up partying all night long. I don't think my dad and I had ever drunk so much.
Woah. sorry folks didn't mean to reminisce.
Now 10 years later, we have his son, who believe it or not it's an even worse blitzballer
and he's not even drunk! How he even got into the Zanarkand Abes no one will ever
know. Boy, the Abes are sure gonna get their asses kicked tonight!"
And they did. But that could partially be because Tidus thought it would be cool to place
bombs around the stadium and then leap out of the water and press the detonator. He
thought it would be like fire works. Oh well at least it killed barney.
As expected the stadium blew up.
Tidus fell to the ground. When he sat up he noticed someone familiar.
"ORANGE!!" he shouted.
Yes, well Auron was there sitting on the ground surrounded by cupcakes, which he
seemed to be very deeply interested in.
As Tidus got nearer, he could hear Auron talking and noticed that Auron had one cup
cake in each hand.
" OH, Chocolatey I love you" Auron said dramatically in a high pitched voice.
"I know Blueberry, I love you too" Auron said in a deep voice.
Auron then squashed them together and started making kissing noises.
"Uh Orange?" Tidus interrupted.
"Huh" Auron said startled. "You never saw anything!" He shouted as he leapt to his feet
and grabbed Tidus by the neck. "OK"
"Ok..." Tidus replied.
Auron screamed " Oh my gosh why the hell are you wearing a tutu! My eyes, My eyes!
What have I done to deserve this?"
"Ah.um I can't remember actually. Orange do you know whats going on?"
"Well, my little feathered friend I don't know if you've noticed but something bad is
happening."
"I know some idiot tried to use bombs as fireworks"
"No boy, look" Auron pointed to the sky.
There was a huge sphere of water.
"AAAH" Shrieked Tidus " The Sea is falling!"
"Boy is the sea usually in the sky?"
Tidus goes into deep thought
30 ½ hours later..
"Yes!" Tidus said confidently.
"NO!! Now hurry up we don't have much time."
"Where are we going?" A puzzled Tidus asked.
" To follow the yellow brick road of course!"
Auron and Tidus began to skip hand in hand down the yellow brick road, singing of
course.the yellow brick road song!!!
Suddenly they came to a stop as they discovered that they were surrounded by millions of
mice.
Auron squealed and jumped into Tidus' arms.
"Mice nooo I hate mice"
"What do you think they want with us?" Tidus whispered.
"To kill us?" Auron whispered back in a frightened voice " Or to eat us alive..."
"Or maybe...they're just here to fix the stadium you know since it kinda got all broken in
the explosion"
"Hmmm Tidus you know you might be right!"
"You think they got lost and need directions?"
"Possibly or maybe they don't have the right tools" suggested Auron.
"OR they're to short!" Tidus added.
"Yes all possibilities!"
"Orange, how many mice does it take to change a light bulb?"
"Hmm. Im not sure but that's a really good question."
Tidus and Auron both go into deep thought.
3 hours later..
"Oh my gosh Auron they're gone! They must have found the stadium after all"
"Your right..HEY-MY- MY- MY- CUP- CAKES!!!"
Tidus watches Auron as he frantically looks for the missing cup cakes.
Auron falls to his knees.
" Its no use" he sobs "They're gone.all of them"
This was followed by Auron making a huge disgusting sound of sniffing snot up his
nose." "They were.." Auron choked " the only thing I lived for"
"Orange look" Tidus pointed at an object on the ground.
"OMIGOSH ITS CHOCOLATEY!" Auron shouted with delight.
Auron scrambled over to the cup cake. He clasped it in his hands and kissed it.
"I thought I'd lost you. oh I was so worried"
Auron stands up.
"You will tell no one of this either" He said to Tidus in a threatening tone.
" Yes sir" gulped Tidus.
"Now what were we doing? Oh yes we must get back to the yellow brick road"
And Auron skipped off with Tidus following him as fast as his little ballet shoes could
go.
After about 10 seconds the road ended, and the part of the road they were on broke off
and lifted high into the air.
Tidus noticed they were under the huge globe of water and that an opening was appearing
except the walls surrounding the opening had sequins on them. Sequins of a variety of
colours. Like red. And blue. And Green. And Silver. And Gold.
Tidus also discovered that by moving your head from side to side they sparkled, he found
this highly fascinating.
Auron smacked him over the head.
"Pay attention will you I'm about to say something wise!"
"Hehe Orange they sparkle! I feel like im being sucked into a vacuum cleaner.. hehe"
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Heres my big line"
Auron clears his throat.
"This is it.. this is the baking of your cupcake"
"Um Orange don't you mean this is the beginning of my story?"
"NO! There are no stories.only cupcakes and there are no chapters..only sprinkles
you'd be wise to remember that"
And then they were both stretched out like rubber bands and sucked into the opening.
And I just want to say Laura (purple angel) helped me out lots and lots... in fact she pretty much wrote the whole thing hehee... So yes go read her non-existent stories they're good!! Thank you Laura!
And now read. And then review. BUT DON'T FLAME MEEEE.
A little short gremlin waltzed around the coffee shop in a florescent black tutu. Little did
he know that they were actually a frog that had been hypnotized into thinking so. No,
wait, he was a blitzballer doomed to a short life because he couldn't hold his breathe for
longer than 10 seconds. Blitzball was a popular sport in Spira, and many were very good
at it, but the main character of this story, Tidus, however wasn't. In fact he was the worst.
He (realizing who he was) walked towards the cheering crowd before him, ready to be
praised by his many adoring 'fans'.
"Hey who wants my autograph!"
The crowd went silent.
"Um.do we know you?"
"Yea is there a reason we would want your autograph?"
" YES!! ITS ME THE BRILLIANT TIDUS! YOU KNOW THE BLITZBALLER!"
"um.no"
"Then why are your cheering for me"
" Were not cheering for you! Its our job we stand outside random houses cheering for
random reasons. Come on lets find somewhere else to cheer"
"Yeah!" chorused the crowd.
Tidus feeling very disheartened hung his head low and sighed.
" Doesn't anybody love me"
" I love you" A mysterious voice said.
"You" Tidus said pointing to his head "Shut up!"
Tidus punched himself in the head and was knocked out for a few minutes.
As he opened his eyes, he saw a large purple dinosaur leaning over him.
" I love you Tidus" It said.
Tidus leapt up and shrieked.
" AAAH NO its Barney!!"
Tidus ran as fast as he could. Barney chased after him shouting, " Oh come on I know
you want a hug!"
Tidus ran for his dear life but no one could hear him over the commentators
commentating (because that is usually what commentators do)
" Jecht was the worst blitzballer ever. He was always drunk; he was a complete moron
and he giggle like a little girl. I remember when Jecht disappeared, my dad and me
stayed up partying all night long. I don't think my dad and I had ever drunk so much.
Woah. sorry folks didn't mean to reminisce.
Now 10 years later, we have his son, who believe it or not it's an even worse blitzballer
and he's not even drunk! How he even got into the Zanarkand Abes no one will ever
know. Boy, the Abes are sure gonna get their asses kicked tonight!"
And they did. But that could partially be because Tidus thought it would be cool to place
bombs around the stadium and then leap out of the water and press the detonator. He
thought it would be like fire works. Oh well at least it killed barney.
As expected the stadium blew up.
Tidus fell to the ground. When he sat up he noticed someone familiar.
"ORANGE!!" he shouted.
Yes, well Auron was there sitting on the ground surrounded by cupcakes, which he
seemed to be very deeply interested in.
As Tidus got nearer, he could hear Auron talking and noticed that Auron had one cup
cake in each hand.
" OH, Chocolatey I love you" Auron said dramatically in a high pitched voice.
"I know Blueberry, I love you too" Auron said in a deep voice.
Auron then squashed them together and started making kissing noises.
"Uh Orange?" Tidus interrupted.
"Huh" Auron said startled. "You never saw anything!" He shouted as he leapt to his feet
and grabbed Tidus by the neck. "OK"
"Ok..." Tidus replied.
Auron screamed " Oh my gosh why the hell are you wearing a tutu! My eyes, My eyes!
What have I done to deserve this?"
"Ah.um I can't remember actually. Orange do you know whats going on?"
"Well, my little feathered friend I don't know if you've noticed but something bad is
happening."
"I know some idiot tried to use bombs as fireworks"
"No boy, look" Auron pointed to the sky.
There was a huge sphere of water.
"AAAH" Shrieked Tidus " The Sea is falling!"
"Boy is the sea usually in the sky?"
Tidus goes into deep thought
30 ½ hours later..
"Yes!" Tidus said confidently.
"NO!! Now hurry up we don't have much time."
"Where are we going?" A puzzled Tidus asked.
" To follow the yellow brick road of course!"
Auron and Tidus began to skip hand in hand down the yellow brick road, singing of
course.the yellow brick road song!!!
Suddenly they came to a stop as they discovered that they were surrounded by millions of
mice.
Auron squealed and jumped into Tidus' arms.
"Mice nooo I hate mice"
"What do you think they want with us?" Tidus whispered.
"To kill us?" Auron whispered back in a frightened voice " Or to eat us alive..."
"Or maybe...they're just here to fix the stadium you know since it kinda got all broken in
the explosion"
"Hmmm Tidus you know you might be right!"
"You think they got lost and need directions?"
"Possibly or maybe they don't have the right tools" suggested Auron.
"OR they're to short!" Tidus added.
"Yes all possibilities!"
"Orange, how many mice does it take to change a light bulb?"
"Hmm. Im not sure but that's a really good question."
Tidus and Auron both go into deep thought.
3 hours later..
"Oh my gosh Auron they're gone! They must have found the stadium after all"
"Your right..HEY-MY- MY- MY- CUP- CAKES!!!"
Tidus watches Auron as he frantically looks for the missing cup cakes.
Auron falls to his knees.
" Its no use" he sobs "They're gone.all of them"
This was followed by Auron making a huge disgusting sound of sniffing snot up his
nose." "They were.." Auron choked " the only thing I lived for"
"Orange look" Tidus pointed at an object on the ground.
"OMIGOSH ITS CHOCOLATEY!" Auron shouted with delight.
Auron scrambled over to the cup cake. He clasped it in his hands and kissed it.
"I thought I'd lost you. oh I was so worried"
Auron stands up.
"You will tell no one of this either" He said to Tidus in a threatening tone.
" Yes sir" gulped Tidus.
"Now what were we doing? Oh yes we must get back to the yellow brick road"
And Auron skipped off with Tidus following him as fast as his little ballet shoes could
go.
After about 10 seconds the road ended, and the part of the road they were on broke off
and lifted high into the air.
Tidus noticed they were under the huge globe of water and that an opening was appearing
except the walls surrounding the opening had sequins on them. Sequins of a variety of
colours. Like red. And blue. And Green. And Silver. And Gold.
Tidus also discovered that by moving your head from side to side they sparkled, he found
this highly fascinating.
Auron smacked him over the head.
"Pay attention will you I'm about to say something wise!"
"Hehe Orange they sparkle! I feel like im being sucked into a vacuum cleaner.. hehe"
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Heres my big line"
Auron clears his throat.
"This is it.. this is the baking of your cupcake"
"Um Orange don't you mean this is the beginning of my story?"
"NO! There are no stories.only cupcakes and there are no chapters..only sprinkles
you'd be wise to remember that"
And then they were both stretched out like rubber bands and sucked into the opening.