I do not own Final Fantasy X, Barney or anything else in this story.
Hehee I was so happy that I had reviews. Reviews make me happy and when im happy I Write...That's a hint. Review Okays!! Even if its just to say that the weathers nice or that your having homicidal thoughts, I really don't mind!. If you have any suggestions for my story feel free to email them to me, because I like suggestions and they will be very appreciated. This chapter pissed me off. I got lots of good Ideas for later things like, the end, and the wedding **grins evilly* oh yes I have plans for that. When the Al Bhed talk they're talking in Al bhed okay they don't speak English once so Tidus has no idea what they're on about.( I cant be stuffed changing it and all). Oh and does anybody know the names of the other dinosaurs in Barney? You know the yellow one and the baby one. Is it B jay and baby bop??
(Tidus Narration)
I thought about a lot of things; like why fish never drown, and why birds don't fall out of the
trees when they're sleeping. I started to feel sick, and then....then I farted.
I think I had a dream. A dream that the smell would go away, so I wouldn't have to smell it
Anymore.
Tidus woke up on the steps of some unknown place (still wearing the tutu).
"Hello?" He yelled.
"Hello?" The echo replied.
"Whats your name?"
"Whats your name?"
"My names Tidus!"
"My names Tidus!"
"Hey! My names Tidus too!!"
"Hey! My names Tidus too!!"
"Wait, isn't your name whats your name?"
"Wait, isn't your name whats your name?"
"No, I'm Tidus"
"No, I'm Tidus"
"NO IM TIDUS"
"NO IM TIDUS"
"Hey."
"Hey."
"Are you copying me?"
"Are you copying me?"
"STOP! Stop copying me!"
"STOP!" Stop copying me!"
"Fine I will!"
"Fine I will!"
Tidus stamped his foot and spun around to see...
'The Baaj Bakery!'
Bakery equals Cupcakes, Cupcakes equal Orange and Orange equals Hula Hoops!! Tidus
thought.
Tidus rushed into the bakery. It was an unusual bakery mainly because there was no bread
just a whole heap of bananas.
"Anybody there?" Tidus called out.
He took a step forward and slid on a banana peel, slipping through the door marked STAFF
ONLY. Tidus gasped at what he saw. There were hundreds of computers and a huge
screen. On the screen was a picture of him. Beneath it was the word TARGET.
Tidus noticed another machine in the room, which seemed to be painting bananas purple.
"Purple," Tidus thought aloud. " Who do I know who likes purple?"
"Hello Tidus" a voice said from the shadows. "I've been waiting for you. I always get what I
want you know, AND I WANT A HUG DAMMIT!!" Tidus turned around to see DUN DUN DUN!!!!!
"Barney! But didn't you, didn't you die?"
Barney laughed. " I won't die until I get my hug."
Tidus screamed and ran away from barney, straight into a wall. Tidus recovered and got up
and ran to the left..into another wall. Tidus jumped up again and ran to the right into yes
another wall. Tidus decided to think about this for a second.
"Aha! You won't get me this time"
And he ran down. Yes down into the ground.
Thinking wasn't Tidus' strong point.
"Um, you know you could just go out the exit." Barney suggested.
"Oh thanks"
Tidus rushed out the exit, unaware that there was nothing but a long drop and a pool of
water outside it.
As Tidus hit the water there was a large splash.
"AH IM DROWNING! IM DROWNING!!" Tidus shrieked as he crashed around frantically.
"Um, it only goes up to your ankles." Barney called.
Tidus stood up.
"Oh, Thanks again."
Tidus ran through a doorway and places a little pile of pebbles in it.
"Barney's gonna have a bit of trouble getting over that!."
He ran a bit further and came to a large area with a fire burning in the centre.
"Now THAT'S dangerous." Tidus said in a disapproving tone.
Tidus looked for something to put the fire out with.
"Oh I know," Tidus muttered and pulled out one of his spare explosives that he didn't use at
the bllitzball game. Smiling happily he dropped it into the fire.
"Bye bye fire"
Yeah right. More like bye bye Tidus.
There was a huge explosion and Tidus was flung backwards. He was expecting to hit the
hard ground but he never did. In fact he landed on something soft. Tidus turned over. He
was lying on Barney, who seemed to be dead. Just to be sure, Tidus placed to pebbles on his stomach.
" Haha! He'll never get out now!" Tidus exclaimed.
All of a sudden another large explosion was sounded and 5 people walked in.
They walked towards him. One grabbed Tidus by the hair roughly.
"His hair! It's so, so soft!"
"How soft?" Another questioned.
"As soft as a rock"
"Aaaaah" the others nodded in admiration.
"And not one split end too!" a voice added.
A bald man steps forward.
" I had hair like that once." He explained.
"You had hair!" Another exclaimed in astonishment.
" I sure did. I think we should kill him. He's not Al Bhed, we can't let him walk off
in one piece with hair better than ours."
"No" A girl said sharply as she approached Tidus. " We take him back with us. And find
out what shampoo he uses, if he blow dries his hair, and we find out how he got it
so damn shiny!!"
The girl leans closely to Tidus. " No one, has better hair than us Al Bhed and its going
to stay that way." The girl punches Tidus in the stomach.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tidus woke up on a ship. He was getting rather annoyed, waking up in unknown places all
the time. There were two Al Bhed stationed near by him. One had a duster, the other a
vacuum cleaner. They were clearly very dangerous.
So Tidus decided to play dead.
" Meow" He sounded and started to lick his hand. "Aaah dammit!" He remembered. " That's
a pig!"
The Al Bhed pointed their cleaning gear at him.
"Don't move," The one with the duster said. " You might mess up your perfect hair!"
Tidus shrugged, and carried on licking his hand.
(Tidus Narration)
I noticed that my hand tasted really funny, like I don't know, Penguins. I realised that I
wasn't gonna be going anywhere for a while. So I decided to create a challenge for my self.
I decided to try to put my foot in my mouth.
Tidus decided this was a good challenge to try, but his attempts were disrupted when the girl
he had met earlier and another man came out of the hatch.
"This is him?" The new man asked.
"Yes," the girl replied, "just touch his hair"
The man bent over and ran his fingers through Tidus' hair.
"Holy Yevon, his hair is better than mine!"
"Um, brother we don't believe in Yevon"
"Huh? Oh....sure we don't."
" YOU PROMISED!!! YOU PROMISED!!"
"I know, I know" the man pouted. "But I really wanted to be a Nun, its been my
dream ever since I was a little boy"
The girl shakes her head. " Just wait till father finds out. Now what do we do with
him."
" We find out his hair secrets of course."
"And then afterwards?" the girl questioned.
"We cut off his head and mount it on the wall!!"
"Sounds like a plan bro, sounds like a plan!"
They both turned around and started for the hatch door. All of a sudden there was a loud
screech from above, which caused them to look around in fright. Then out of no where came
a giant cucumber. It lunged down grabbed Tidus, and flew off into the distance.
Hehee I was so happy that I had reviews. Reviews make me happy and when im happy I Write...That's a hint. Review Okays!! Even if its just to say that the weathers nice or that your having homicidal thoughts, I really don't mind!. If you have any suggestions for my story feel free to email them to me, because I like suggestions and they will be very appreciated. This chapter pissed me off. I got lots of good Ideas for later things like, the end, and the wedding **grins evilly* oh yes I have plans for that. When the Al Bhed talk they're talking in Al bhed okay they don't speak English once so Tidus has no idea what they're on about.( I cant be stuffed changing it and all). Oh and does anybody know the names of the other dinosaurs in Barney? You know the yellow one and the baby one. Is it B jay and baby bop??
(Tidus Narration)
I thought about a lot of things; like why fish never drown, and why birds don't fall out of the
trees when they're sleeping. I started to feel sick, and then....then I farted.
I think I had a dream. A dream that the smell would go away, so I wouldn't have to smell it
Anymore.
Tidus woke up on the steps of some unknown place (still wearing the tutu).
"Hello?" He yelled.
"Hello?" The echo replied.
"Whats your name?"
"Whats your name?"
"My names Tidus!"
"My names Tidus!"
"Hey! My names Tidus too!!"
"Hey! My names Tidus too!!"
"Wait, isn't your name whats your name?"
"Wait, isn't your name whats your name?"
"No, I'm Tidus"
"No, I'm Tidus"
"NO IM TIDUS"
"NO IM TIDUS"
"Hey."
"Hey."
"Are you copying me?"
"Are you copying me?"
"STOP! Stop copying me!"
"STOP!" Stop copying me!"
"Fine I will!"
"Fine I will!"
Tidus stamped his foot and spun around to see...
'The Baaj Bakery!'
Bakery equals Cupcakes, Cupcakes equal Orange and Orange equals Hula Hoops!! Tidus
thought.
Tidus rushed into the bakery. It was an unusual bakery mainly because there was no bread
just a whole heap of bananas.
"Anybody there?" Tidus called out.
He took a step forward and slid on a banana peel, slipping through the door marked STAFF
ONLY. Tidus gasped at what he saw. There were hundreds of computers and a huge
screen. On the screen was a picture of him. Beneath it was the word TARGET.
Tidus noticed another machine in the room, which seemed to be painting bananas purple.
"Purple," Tidus thought aloud. " Who do I know who likes purple?"
"Hello Tidus" a voice said from the shadows. "I've been waiting for you. I always get what I
want you know, AND I WANT A HUG DAMMIT!!" Tidus turned around to see DUN DUN DUN!!!!!
"Barney! But didn't you, didn't you die?"
Barney laughed. " I won't die until I get my hug."
Tidus screamed and ran away from barney, straight into a wall. Tidus recovered and got up
and ran to the left..into another wall. Tidus jumped up again and ran to the right into yes
another wall. Tidus decided to think about this for a second.
"Aha! You won't get me this time"
And he ran down. Yes down into the ground.
Thinking wasn't Tidus' strong point.
"Um, you know you could just go out the exit." Barney suggested.
"Oh thanks"
Tidus rushed out the exit, unaware that there was nothing but a long drop and a pool of
water outside it.
As Tidus hit the water there was a large splash.
"AH IM DROWNING! IM DROWNING!!" Tidus shrieked as he crashed around frantically.
"Um, it only goes up to your ankles." Barney called.
Tidus stood up.
"Oh, Thanks again."
Tidus ran through a doorway and places a little pile of pebbles in it.
"Barney's gonna have a bit of trouble getting over that!."
He ran a bit further and came to a large area with a fire burning in the centre.
"Now THAT'S dangerous." Tidus said in a disapproving tone.
Tidus looked for something to put the fire out with.
"Oh I know," Tidus muttered and pulled out one of his spare explosives that he didn't use at
the bllitzball game. Smiling happily he dropped it into the fire.
"Bye bye fire"
Yeah right. More like bye bye Tidus.
There was a huge explosion and Tidus was flung backwards. He was expecting to hit the
hard ground but he never did. In fact he landed on something soft. Tidus turned over. He
was lying on Barney, who seemed to be dead. Just to be sure, Tidus placed to pebbles on his stomach.
" Haha! He'll never get out now!" Tidus exclaimed.
All of a sudden another large explosion was sounded and 5 people walked in.
They walked towards him. One grabbed Tidus by the hair roughly.
"His hair! It's so, so soft!"
"How soft?" Another questioned.
"As soft as a rock"
"Aaaaah" the others nodded in admiration.
"And not one split end too!" a voice added.
A bald man steps forward.
" I had hair like that once." He explained.
"You had hair!" Another exclaimed in astonishment.
" I sure did. I think we should kill him. He's not Al Bhed, we can't let him walk off
in one piece with hair better than ours."
"No" A girl said sharply as she approached Tidus. " We take him back with us. And find
out what shampoo he uses, if he blow dries his hair, and we find out how he got it
so damn shiny!!"
The girl leans closely to Tidus. " No one, has better hair than us Al Bhed and its going
to stay that way." The girl punches Tidus in the stomach.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tidus woke up on a ship. He was getting rather annoyed, waking up in unknown places all
the time. There were two Al Bhed stationed near by him. One had a duster, the other a
vacuum cleaner. They were clearly very dangerous.
So Tidus decided to play dead.
" Meow" He sounded and started to lick his hand. "Aaah dammit!" He remembered. " That's
a pig!"
The Al Bhed pointed their cleaning gear at him.
"Don't move," The one with the duster said. " You might mess up your perfect hair!"
Tidus shrugged, and carried on licking his hand.
(Tidus Narration)
I noticed that my hand tasted really funny, like I don't know, Penguins. I realised that I
wasn't gonna be going anywhere for a while. So I decided to create a challenge for my self.
I decided to try to put my foot in my mouth.
Tidus decided this was a good challenge to try, but his attempts were disrupted when the girl
he had met earlier and another man came out of the hatch.
"This is him?" The new man asked.
"Yes," the girl replied, "just touch his hair"
The man bent over and ran his fingers through Tidus' hair.
"Holy Yevon, his hair is better than mine!"
"Um, brother we don't believe in Yevon"
"Huh? Oh....sure we don't."
" YOU PROMISED!!! YOU PROMISED!!"
"I know, I know" the man pouted. "But I really wanted to be a Nun, its been my
dream ever since I was a little boy"
The girl shakes her head. " Just wait till father finds out. Now what do we do with
him."
" We find out his hair secrets of course."
"And then afterwards?" the girl questioned.
"We cut off his head and mount it on the wall!!"
"Sounds like a plan bro, sounds like a plan!"
They both turned around and started for the hatch door. All of a sudden there was a loud
screech from above, which caused them to look around in fright. Then out of no where came
a giant cucumber. It lunged down grabbed Tidus, and flew off into the distance.