I do not own Final Fantasy X, Barney or anything else in this story.
Sorry this one took me a while been busy aka lazy.
A Priest walked into the hut to see two men asleep and a turkey lying on the floor. He took another
step inside the hut. The turkey sat up and began to growl, so the priest pulled out a large piece of steak
and threw it on the ground. The turkey sat down on the steak and began to purr.
The priest walked over to the man with the demented hair.
"Wakka?" He whispered " Are you awake?" He waited for a response.
"WAKKA" He screamed and began to shake Wakka's shoulders violently. Wakka just snorted and
turned over. The priest giggled and pulled out some lipstick ( why he had lipstick no body knows)
and applied it to Wakka's lips. He then began to laugh like a maniac.
Wakka's eyes shot open and he punched the priest in the face.
"Ah sorry ya!" He rushed over to help the priest back up " thought you might have been Barney!"
"You should go check on them" The priest told Wakka trying to restrain himself from laughing.
"Why?" Wakka asked puzzled.
"Its been nearly a month that's why!"
"Oh well I suppose...who am I suppose to be checking on again?"
"Yuna"
Wakka stared at the priest.
"You know the apprentice summoner..you're her guardian"
"You know short hair, one green eye one blue eye, one earring, cant move her mouth at the same time
as when she talks."
"Oh yeah, that freak."
Wakka follows the priest out of the hut.
A few minutes later a pot plant with two purple feet wanders into the hut.
It moves forward but bangs into the table. It then carefully moves over to the left and walks slowly
forward unaware of Chappu sleeping on the ground. One large purple foot comes down on Chappu.
Tidus awokes to find a turkey chasing a pot plant around the table. Tidus threw a rock at the pot plant
but missed and hit the turkey.
"Opps" Tidus said as the turkey fell over.
"Haha! No one to protect you now!" There was the rustle of leaves and then Barneys head popped out.
"You have no where to run and I will get my hug!"
Barney moved towards Tidus who had hid under the blanket hoping that Barney would think he had
disappeared. Barney tried to outstretch his arms but he couldn't, he was stuck inside the pot.
Barney began to struggle, trying to break through. Tidus looked out from the covers and saw that
Barney was stuck. He looked around for an object to use as a weapon. He could see a sword, a fork, a
grenade, a bat, a pot of boiling water and a super soft pillow.
He grabbed the pillow and began to whack Barney with it. Barney grabbed a pillow in his mouth and
began to hit Tidus back. They both squealed like little girls and eventually both collapsed with
exhaustion. Luckily Chappu woke up, grabbed the piece of steak in his mouth and flung it to barney.
It landed on barneys face, and barney suffocated.
Chappu then ran out of the hut.
Tidus decided it would be a good idea to follow Chappu. Chappu led him to the temple where Tidus
found Wakka playing Candyland with the Priest.
"Wakka whats going on...why are you wearing lipstick?"
"Oh the person.. whats her name again?"
"Yuna" The priest said.
"Yes her, well she hasn't returned from the trials yet"
"Oh I see"
"You have no idea what im talking about ya?"
"Yep"
" There's a room in there called the Cloister of Trials. Beyond is where the apprentice summoner prays. If the prayer is heard, the apprentice becomes a fully-fledged summoner."
"Is there chocolate?"
"I don't know..what does that have to do with anything"
"There is a hidden treasure" The priest said helpfully.
Tidus rushed up the stairs to the trials.
"Hey what are you doing!" The priest cried out.
"Im going on a treasure hunt and im not scared!" Tidus said pumping his fist in the air.
Other people in the temple cheered and clapped.
"You go sister!" One called out from the back.
"I think it's a guy" a person said.
"Eh, well looks like a girl"
Tidus entered the door.
He found himself in a large room with a door, a glyph sphere and a large book on the ground.
He picked up the book.
To whom may be reading this.
Congratulations you are in the Cloister of Trials, you must solve the puzzles by putting the spheres in
the correct slots good luck. HINT: The sphere goes in the door in front of you.
He grabbed the Besaid sphere from the wall and looked around the room.
"Theres nothing here" He muttered.
He re-read the book and glanced at the door in front of him. It had little arrows pointing to it and a
huge flashing sign which read PUT SPHERE IN SLOT IN DOOR.
Tidus pondered for a second. "Nah" He decided.
Tidus thought for a while and then he clicked.
"I got it!" He shouted and rammed the sphere into his mouth.
He swallowed it whole and coughed a little.
"Im so smart!" Tidus said smiling happily.
He walked over to the door and looked at it expectantly.
"Well Mr door, I put the sphere in the slot so you can open up now."
Nothing happened.
"Mr Door?"
Tidus heard the sound of the patter of feet approaching him.
He turned to see that penguin that had been guarding him when Barney had taken him captive.
"You again" He gasped.
"Keep your wig on, im here to help you"
"That's what the voices in my head told me!" Tidus shook his head and muttered under his
breath. " Never listening to them again."
"Look" The penguin walked over to the door and pointed to the slot. "Put the sphere in here."
"Oh is that what a slot is"
"So where'd you put the sphere boy?"
"Oh I swallowed it" Tidus said proudly.
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!"
"I thought my mouth was the slot" Tidus said in a hurt voice.
"YOU IDIOT! YOU'LL NEVER GET THE TREASURE NOW!"
Tidus began to cry.
Somebody knocked on the door.
"Tidus? Are you wearing clothes?"
"Yes, why wouldn't I be?"
Wakka walked into the room.
" Why you crying ya?"
"The penguin called me an Idiot" Tidus sobbed.
Wakka stared at Tidus for a moment.
" We really should consider that mental institution in Luca..." he said quietly to himself.
"Look lets go check on yuna and then we can go back and get you some ritalin"
"And chocolate?"
"and chocolate"
"YAAY!" Tidus got up and began to dance.
"Now where is the sphere?" Wakka asked.
Tidus stopped dancing.
"Its gone.."
"Gone where?"
"I don't know"
"Did it sprout legs and walk away?"
"No! it..sprouted wings and flew away!"
"Well that's a first." Wakka said sarcastically. "Tidus where is it?"
"I uh. kinda"
"Kinda what?"
"It fell in my mouth."
"How?"
" Alright ill tell you just don't hurt Mary!"
"Mary?" Wakka asked confused.
"I swallowed it!"
"YOU WHAT!!"
"I couldn't find the slot! I began to get hungry, and then I remembered that the priest said
there was treasure and then I thought that the treasure could've been chocolate and then I saw the
sphere and thought hey maybe theres chocolate in the sphere and then it just happened."
"How are we suppose to get in now ya?"
"I know we'll shrink ourselves!"
"With what"
"With my magical powers" Tidus whispered.
" You can do that?" Wakka whispered back
"Yes! And then we can fit through the crack under the door!"
"Tidus?"
"Yes?"
"Why are we whispering?"
"It gives my magical powers more effect don't you think?"
"No not really."
"Oh well you suck"
"So are you going to shrink us or not!"
"Okay let me get ready."
Tidus cleared his throat and stretched his fingers.
He then started to spin around in circles.
After a few minutes of this Wakka asked " What the hell are you do"
"Shh! Im preparing."
"Alright now be quiet and don't interrupt me" Tidus said to Wakka when he had stopped spinning.
Tidus closed his eyes and held his hands out.
"Oh holy sequinssssssss. Grant me the magical powers to buy chocolate and cake and more chocolate.
Shrink me and my friend and I will deliver you some pretty flowers!"
Tidus then began to do a dance, it kinda looked like he was trying to be a monkey gone wrong.
"Aieeee ooowaaaa baaaaanaaanaaa seeeeyooou laaaater maaaaann!" Tidus yelled at the top of his
lungs. He lifted his hands into the air.
"There" he said happily.
"I don't feel any different" Wakka said.
"Oh but you are, your short!"
"Tidus were exactly the same size"
"No were not!"
"Then why does the room look normal?"
"What?"
"Well shouldn't it look really big?"
"Oh dammit!" Tidus exclaimed whacking himself on the head "I shrunk the room too!"
"Tidus damn you!!"
"I know I've got another idea!"
"Oh dear Yevon what now ya?"
"I'll blow up the door with my magical powers!"
"Are you sure?" Wakka asked nervously.
"Yes, now close your eyes"
Wakka did as Tidus asked.
Tidus walked to the door and began to kick it while chanting " Blow up blow up blow up blow up"
He then remembered that he still had some left over explosives and placed one on the door.
He blew up the door and quickly hid his hand holding the detonator behind his back.
"Wow ya! You really have magical powers!"
"I know" Tidus said.
They stepped through the rubble to an elevator.
They hoped on it and went down.
"Were kinda breaking the rules" Wakka explained. "Only summoners and their guardians can come
down here. You see summoners go on a pilgrimage to every temple in Spira and their guardians
protect them. Two of whats her names guardians are already in there, ones mean and one never shuts
up once you get them started. Tidus are you listening to me?"
"Heehee fun!" Tidus yelled.
When the elevator stopped Wakka stepped off. But Tidus decided to go back up.
"Weeeheee" He yelled
"Tidus! Get back down here!"
The elevator went up and down, up and down, up and down, till Wakka managed to grab Tidus off.
"Ohh." Tidus moaned disappointedly.
They walked through a short hallway into a room where there were two people.
A lady in a black dress made of belts rubbing her teeth and a big furry thing that looked like an
overgrown cat.
"Hello" Tidus said cheerfully.
The lady stopped rubbing her teeth and walked over to Tidus and Wakka.
"My what lovely teeth you have"
The large cat thing then strode over and pinched Tidus' arm.
"Too skinny"
"This is the guy with no name" Wakka told them.
" I have a name its Ti-"
"Anyways guy with no name this is Lulu" He said nodding to the lady "and this is Kimahri, hes a
Ronso."
All of the sudden there is the sound of a door opening. They all look to see the apprentice summoner
stepping out of the chamber of the fayth. She begins to walk down the steps but falls and Kimahri
rushes forward to catch her. The summoner stands up and kimahri stays kneeling.
"Kimahri ask for Yuna's hand in marriage."
"Kimahri!" Lulu shouted " This isnt the time!"
"Fine!" Kimahri run's off crying.
Yuna looks up " I've done it" She says slightly slurred " I've become an alcoholic druggie"
Sorry this one took me a while been busy aka lazy.
A Priest walked into the hut to see two men asleep and a turkey lying on the floor. He took another
step inside the hut. The turkey sat up and began to growl, so the priest pulled out a large piece of steak
and threw it on the ground. The turkey sat down on the steak and began to purr.
The priest walked over to the man with the demented hair.
"Wakka?" He whispered " Are you awake?" He waited for a response.
"WAKKA" He screamed and began to shake Wakka's shoulders violently. Wakka just snorted and
turned over. The priest giggled and pulled out some lipstick ( why he had lipstick no body knows)
and applied it to Wakka's lips. He then began to laugh like a maniac.
Wakka's eyes shot open and he punched the priest in the face.
"Ah sorry ya!" He rushed over to help the priest back up " thought you might have been Barney!"
"You should go check on them" The priest told Wakka trying to restrain himself from laughing.
"Why?" Wakka asked puzzled.
"Its been nearly a month that's why!"
"Oh well I suppose...who am I suppose to be checking on again?"
"Yuna"
Wakka stared at the priest.
"You know the apprentice summoner..you're her guardian"
"You know short hair, one green eye one blue eye, one earring, cant move her mouth at the same time
as when she talks."
"Oh yeah, that freak."
Wakka follows the priest out of the hut.
A few minutes later a pot plant with two purple feet wanders into the hut.
It moves forward but bangs into the table. It then carefully moves over to the left and walks slowly
forward unaware of Chappu sleeping on the ground. One large purple foot comes down on Chappu.
Tidus awokes to find a turkey chasing a pot plant around the table. Tidus threw a rock at the pot plant
but missed and hit the turkey.
"Opps" Tidus said as the turkey fell over.
"Haha! No one to protect you now!" There was the rustle of leaves and then Barneys head popped out.
"You have no where to run and I will get my hug!"
Barney moved towards Tidus who had hid under the blanket hoping that Barney would think he had
disappeared. Barney tried to outstretch his arms but he couldn't, he was stuck inside the pot.
Barney began to struggle, trying to break through. Tidus looked out from the covers and saw that
Barney was stuck. He looked around for an object to use as a weapon. He could see a sword, a fork, a
grenade, a bat, a pot of boiling water and a super soft pillow.
He grabbed the pillow and began to whack Barney with it. Barney grabbed a pillow in his mouth and
began to hit Tidus back. They both squealed like little girls and eventually both collapsed with
exhaustion. Luckily Chappu woke up, grabbed the piece of steak in his mouth and flung it to barney.
It landed on barneys face, and barney suffocated.
Chappu then ran out of the hut.
Tidus decided it would be a good idea to follow Chappu. Chappu led him to the temple where Tidus
found Wakka playing Candyland with the Priest.
"Wakka whats going on...why are you wearing lipstick?"
"Oh the person.. whats her name again?"
"Yuna" The priest said.
"Yes her, well she hasn't returned from the trials yet"
"Oh I see"
"You have no idea what im talking about ya?"
"Yep"
" There's a room in there called the Cloister of Trials. Beyond is where the apprentice summoner prays. If the prayer is heard, the apprentice becomes a fully-fledged summoner."
"Is there chocolate?"
"I don't know..what does that have to do with anything"
"There is a hidden treasure" The priest said helpfully.
Tidus rushed up the stairs to the trials.
"Hey what are you doing!" The priest cried out.
"Im going on a treasure hunt and im not scared!" Tidus said pumping his fist in the air.
Other people in the temple cheered and clapped.
"You go sister!" One called out from the back.
"I think it's a guy" a person said.
"Eh, well looks like a girl"
Tidus entered the door.
He found himself in a large room with a door, a glyph sphere and a large book on the ground.
He picked up the book.
To whom may be reading this.
Congratulations you are in the Cloister of Trials, you must solve the puzzles by putting the spheres in
the correct slots good luck. HINT: The sphere goes in the door in front of you.
He grabbed the Besaid sphere from the wall and looked around the room.
"Theres nothing here" He muttered.
He re-read the book and glanced at the door in front of him. It had little arrows pointing to it and a
huge flashing sign which read PUT SPHERE IN SLOT IN DOOR.
Tidus pondered for a second. "Nah" He decided.
Tidus thought for a while and then he clicked.
"I got it!" He shouted and rammed the sphere into his mouth.
He swallowed it whole and coughed a little.
"Im so smart!" Tidus said smiling happily.
He walked over to the door and looked at it expectantly.
"Well Mr door, I put the sphere in the slot so you can open up now."
Nothing happened.
"Mr Door?"
Tidus heard the sound of the patter of feet approaching him.
He turned to see that penguin that had been guarding him when Barney had taken him captive.
"You again" He gasped.
"Keep your wig on, im here to help you"
"That's what the voices in my head told me!" Tidus shook his head and muttered under his
breath. " Never listening to them again."
"Look" The penguin walked over to the door and pointed to the slot. "Put the sphere in here."
"Oh is that what a slot is"
"So where'd you put the sphere boy?"
"Oh I swallowed it" Tidus said proudly.
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!"
"I thought my mouth was the slot" Tidus said in a hurt voice.
"YOU IDIOT! YOU'LL NEVER GET THE TREASURE NOW!"
Tidus began to cry.
Somebody knocked on the door.
"Tidus? Are you wearing clothes?"
"Yes, why wouldn't I be?"
Wakka walked into the room.
" Why you crying ya?"
"The penguin called me an Idiot" Tidus sobbed.
Wakka stared at Tidus for a moment.
" We really should consider that mental institution in Luca..." he said quietly to himself.
"Look lets go check on yuna and then we can go back and get you some ritalin"
"And chocolate?"
"and chocolate"
"YAAY!" Tidus got up and began to dance.
"Now where is the sphere?" Wakka asked.
Tidus stopped dancing.
"Its gone.."
"Gone where?"
"I don't know"
"Did it sprout legs and walk away?"
"No! it..sprouted wings and flew away!"
"Well that's a first." Wakka said sarcastically. "Tidus where is it?"
"I uh. kinda"
"Kinda what?"
"It fell in my mouth."
"How?"
" Alright ill tell you just don't hurt Mary!"
"Mary?" Wakka asked confused.
"I swallowed it!"
"YOU WHAT!!"
"I couldn't find the slot! I began to get hungry, and then I remembered that the priest said
there was treasure and then I thought that the treasure could've been chocolate and then I saw the
sphere and thought hey maybe theres chocolate in the sphere and then it just happened."
"How are we suppose to get in now ya?"
"I know we'll shrink ourselves!"
"With what"
"With my magical powers" Tidus whispered.
" You can do that?" Wakka whispered back
"Yes! And then we can fit through the crack under the door!"
"Tidus?"
"Yes?"
"Why are we whispering?"
"It gives my magical powers more effect don't you think?"
"No not really."
"Oh well you suck"
"So are you going to shrink us or not!"
"Okay let me get ready."
Tidus cleared his throat and stretched his fingers.
He then started to spin around in circles.
After a few minutes of this Wakka asked " What the hell are you do"
"Shh! Im preparing."
"Alright now be quiet and don't interrupt me" Tidus said to Wakka when he had stopped spinning.
Tidus closed his eyes and held his hands out.
"Oh holy sequinssssssss. Grant me the magical powers to buy chocolate and cake and more chocolate.
Shrink me and my friend and I will deliver you some pretty flowers!"
Tidus then began to do a dance, it kinda looked like he was trying to be a monkey gone wrong.
"Aieeee ooowaaaa baaaaanaaanaaa seeeeyooou laaaater maaaaann!" Tidus yelled at the top of his
lungs. He lifted his hands into the air.
"There" he said happily.
"I don't feel any different" Wakka said.
"Oh but you are, your short!"
"Tidus were exactly the same size"
"No were not!"
"Then why does the room look normal?"
"What?"
"Well shouldn't it look really big?"
"Oh dammit!" Tidus exclaimed whacking himself on the head "I shrunk the room too!"
"Tidus damn you!!"
"I know I've got another idea!"
"Oh dear Yevon what now ya?"
"I'll blow up the door with my magical powers!"
"Are you sure?" Wakka asked nervously.
"Yes, now close your eyes"
Wakka did as Tidus asked.
Tidus walked to the door and began to kick it while chanting " Blow up blow up blow up blow up"
He then remembered that he still had some left over explosives and placed one on the door.
He blew up the door and quickly hid his hand holding the detonator behind his back.
"Wow ya! You really have magical powers!"
"I know" Tidus said.
They stepped through the rubble to an elevator.
They hoped on it and went down.
"Were kinda breaking the rules" Wakka explained. "Only summoners and their guardians can come
down here. You see summoners go on a pilgrimage to every temple in Spira and their guardians
protect them. Two of whats her names guardians are already in there, ones mean and one never shuts
up once you get them started. Tidus are you listening to me?"
"Heehee fun!" Tidus yelled.
When the elevator stopped Wakka stepped off. But Tidus decided to go back up.
"Weeeheee" He yelled
"Tidus! Get back down here!"
The elevator went up and down, up and down, up and down, till Wakka managed to grab Tidus off.
"Ohh." Tidus moaned disappointedly.
They walked through a short hallway into a room where there were two people.
A lady in a black dress made of belts rubbing her teeth and a big furry thing that looked like an
overgrown cat.
"Hello" Tidus said cheerfully.
The lady stopped rubbing her teeth and walked over to Tidus and Wakka.
"My what lovely teeth you have"
The large cat thing then strode over and pinched Tidus' arm.
"Too skinny"
"This is the guy with no name" Wakka told them.
" I have a name its Ti-"
"Anyways guy with no name this is Lulu" He said nodding to the lady "and this is Kimahri, hes a
Ronso."
All of the sudden there is the sound of a door opening. They all look to see the apprentice summoner
stepping out of the chamber of the fayth. She begins to walk down the steps but falls and Kimahri
rushes forward to catch her. The summoner stands up and kimahri stays kneeling.
"Kimahri ask for Yuna's hand in marriage."
"Kimahri!" Lulu shouted " This isnt the time!"
"Fine!" Kimahri run's off crying.
Yuna looks up " I've done it" She says slightly slurred " I've become an alcoholic druggie"