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story.
Please Review! Okay or else a priest will come into your house and put lipstick on you!
"Dammit Yuna! Is that why you took so long in there?" Lulu asked shaking her head. " Did you even pray to the fayth?"
Yuna just stared at Lulu.
"Hehe, a talking hippo."
"What did she call me!"
"Calm, she's stoned" Wakka reassured Lulu.
"So did you or did you not pray to the fayth!" Lulu demanded.
"Yes I did that ages ago, but then I found this really cool stuff left by the last summoner that came here, so I tried some and then this tree started talking to me. It told me that my calling in life is to be a druggie. Heehee! Woah.everything's spinning." Yuna began circling her hands in the air in front of her.
Tidus Narration: I was expecting the summoner to be an old geezer with a ruler shoved up their ass. But it seems that I was wrong. The summoner was a young geezer who probably just smoked rulers.
They all left the cloister of trials and Yuna had to be carried out because she missed the door and walked into a wall.
Tidus followed them outside. Wakka was standing Yuna up, but she kept falling over. The crowd of people began to whisper.
"Um.wait here for a second alright." Lulu told the crowd.
Lulu, Wakka, and Yuna disappeared into a nearby hut. After a few minutes they appeared again.
Yuna walked into the centre of the crowd. She looked a bit weird Tidus thought. A bit like Wakka just
wearing Yuna's clothes. Tidus glanced over at Wakka who seemed to be having a bit of trouble with
standing up. He looked awfully a lot like Yuna.
"Must be related" Tidus said to himself.
"I will summon Valefor" Yuna said. She spun around but hit herself with her staff. She tripped over and stood on her own foot. Because of the pain she began hopping around with her hand on her head, shouting ow over and over again.
"Um is this part of the summoning?" Someone from the crowd asked.
"Yes, Valefor will come any minute now." Lulu assured them.
10 HOURS LATER.
"Any minute now."
"Maybe Yuna has not become a summoner. Maybe she failed." The priest said.
"No, eh heh, no no she has just. wait, any minute now." Lulu came up with an idea. " I'll be back in a second." She rushed off.
"Wonder where she's going?" Tidus asked the voices in his head.
Tidus walked over to Wakka.
"So Wakka what's up? Um, Wakka why are you sniffing dirt up your nose?"
Wakka looked up. "Santa?" Wakka lunged forward and grabbed onto Tidus' legs.
"Oh Santa I want to marry you and so does Mr tree. Santa why are you wearing a banana costume?"
"Um. Wakka are you feeling alright."
"Im back!" Lulu yelled to the crowd. " Valefor will be arriving soon."
"How do you know that?'
"I just do! Wak- I ah mean Yuna, do your little dance again."
Yuna danced.
All of a sudden someone- some thing barges out of a hut.
The thing was blue and fluffy, and had large cardboard wings. It also had lipstick on and a sign that
said: Anyone want to marry me, I eat rubbish.
Tidus thought that it looked a bit like Kimahri.
"Eh, must be related." He decided.
The thing, which the people called Valefor, was dancing around in circles yelling, "moo I'm a bird."
Eventually it stopped. And ran away.
"Well that was interesting." The priest commented.
Tidus Narration: I had never seen anything like it, sure it was as scary as hell, but hey something about that moo kept me calm. Like a call from the angels.
Everybody began to celebrate, but Chappu had drunk all the alcohol a few weeks back so they just got drunk on water.
Wakka seemed to look like himself again. He tugged Tidus towards the Besaid Aurochs.
"This is the guy I was telling you about, you know the mental institution in Luca." Wakka whispered.
"Oh hi" They grumbled to Tidus.
"This is going to be so much fun" Tidus said cheerfully and grabbed the two nearest people. " We can have sleepovers, and do each other's hair.except not Wakka, we can't do anything about his hair."
"Really, so you mean you help us have hair as soft and shiny as yours!" Someone asked.
"Yes! And we shall change our team name to.. The people who have soft and shiny hair! Tidus announced.
The team began to cheer. Tidus leaves them and approaches the summoner.
"Stay away from the broccoli!" an old woman shouted at him.
Yuna got up and walked towards Tidus.
"Hello, im sorry about earlier I wasn't feeling too well" She told Tidus.
"Oh so your not stoned anymore"
"No," Yuna pouted. "Lulu took the nice stuff away from me."
"Oh how sad, do you still want to marry me?'
"Hell no your ugly, but I do like your hair its so shiny."
Yuna begins to hit Tidus over the head with her staff.
"Damn freak! How dare you have better hair than mine!"
Tidus falls to the ground unconscious. Wakka rushes over.
"Whats going on?" He asked. "I heard girlish screams."
"Tidus attacked himself with my staff! I think he wanted to commit suicide because I have better hair
than him!"
Wakka laughed. "No that can't be right, your hair's ugly."
"Why you!" Yuna began to whack Wakka with her staff until he too fell to the ground unconscious.
Lulu and Kimahri came along.
"What the!" Lulu gasped. "What happened!"
"I didn't do it, you have no evidence, THE SHEEP ARE LIEING!" Yuna shrieked and ran off into the distance.
"Kimahri know see pee are!"
"See pee are?" Lulu questioned.
"Yes when you see pee are!" Kimahri explained.
"Kimahri I told you to dispose of the pot!"
"Kimahri did, Kimahri did!"
"Kimahri what is see pee are?"
"Kimahri don't know. Maybe, maybe it when you see pee are!"
"Kimahri that makes no sense."
"Maybe you turn it backwards!"
"Backwards?"
"Kimahri think so, it then say are pee see!"
"And that means."
"It means is pee, as in urine, the sea, as in the ocean!"
"Ah, you know Kimahri you might be right! So I wonder if that is true.."
"It is the secret of the universe." A voice stated from the shadows.
"Kimahri scared, Kimahri think it may be.. the boogieman!"
"Guess again."
"Yuna?" Lulu guessed.
"Nope!"
"Steve Irwin?"
"Nope!"
"Bob the builder!"
"Nope, I'll give you a clue. Im purple."
"Enrique Iglesias?" Kimahri suggested.
"No" Barney leapt out of the shadows. "It's me!"
Lulu gasped. "Britney Spears!"
"No" Kimahri shouted. "Not Britney! That is the most evil thing in the entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Its Barney!"
Lulu screamed and then fainted from fear.
Kimahri ran up to Barney and slapped him.
"Kimahri thought you were Enrique! How dare you trick Kimahri!"
"Dude" Barney coughed. " You have really bad.. breath."
Barney dropped dead.
Kimahri gave himself a pat on the back, to applaud his good work. He then picked up Wakka, Lulu,
and Tidus slung them over his shoulder and walked down the path. He came across Yuna, who was
huddled next to a tree, rocking back and forth muttering, "The sheep will never get me".
Kimahri slung her over his shoulder too. He then began to flap his cardboard wings and ran towards the edge of a nearby cliff.
"KIMHARI IS VALEFOR" He yelled. "WATCH KIMAHRI FLY!"
He then jumped off the cliff and dropped down. Fortunately, the boat the S.S Liki was stationed
directly under the cliff, and they all landed in a pile of Chocobo feathers. Except Tidus, he fell head
first on a rock.
Peoples Review! Oh and am I spelling Kimahri's name right. Or is it Kimhari?
Please Review! Okay or else a priest will come into your house and put lipstick on you!
"Dammit Yuna! Is that why you took so long in there?" Lulu asked shaking her head. " Did you even pray to the fayth?"
Yuna just stared at Lulu.
"Hehe, a talking hippo."
"What did she call me!"
"Calm, she's stoned" Wakka reassured Lulu.
"So did you or did you not pray to the fayth!" Lulu demanded.
"Yes I did that ages ago, but then I found this really cool stuff left by the last summoner that came here, so I tried some and then this tree started talking to me. It told me that my calling in life is to be a druggie. Heehee! Woah.everything's spinning." Yuna began circling her hands in the air in front of her.
Tidus Narration: I was expecting the summoner to be an old geezer with a ruler shoved up their ass. But it seems that I was wrong. The summoner was a young geezer who probably just smoked rulers.
They all left the cloister of trials and Yuna had to be carried out because she missed the door and walked into a wall.
Tidus followed them outside. Wakka was standing Yuna up, but she kept falling over. The crowd of people began to whisper.
"Um.wait here for a second alright." Lulu told the crowd.
Lulu, Wakka, and Yuna disappeared into a nearby hut. After a few minutes they appeared again.
Yuna walked into the centre of the crowd. She looked a bit weird Tidus thought. A bit like Wakka just
wearing Yuna's clothes. Tidus glanced over at Wakka who seemed to be having a bit of trouble with
standing up. He looked awfully a lot like Yuna.
"Must be related" Tidus said to himself.
"I will summon Valefor" Yuna said. She spun around but hit herself with her staff. She tripped over and stood on her own foot. Because of the pain she began hopping around with her hand on her head, shouting ow over and over again.
"Um is this part of the summoning?" Someone from the crowd asked.
"Yes, Valefor will come any minute now." Lulu assured them.
10 HOURS LATER.
"Any minute now."
"Maybe Yuna has not become a summoner. Maybe she failed." The priest said.
"No, eh heh, no no she has just. wait, any minute now." Lulu came up with an idea. " I'll be back in a second." She rushed off.
"Wonder where she's going?" Tidus asked the voices in his head.
Tidus walked over to Wakka.
"So Wakka what's up? Um, Wakka why are you sniffing dirt up your nose?"
Wakka looked up. "Santa?" Wakka lunged forward and grabbed onto Tidus' legs.
"Oh Santa I want to marry you and so does Mr tree. Santa why are you wearing a banana costume?"
"Um. Wakka are you feeling alright."
"Im back!" Lulu yelled to the crowd. " Valefor will be arriving soon."
"How do you know that?'
"I just do! Wak- I ah mean Yuna, do your little dance again."
Yuna danced.
All of a sudden someone- some thing barges out of a hut.
The thing was blue and fluffy, and had large cardboard wings. It also had lipstick on and a sign that
said: Anyone want to marry me, I eat rubbish.
Tidus thought that it looked a bit like Kimahri.
"Eh, must be related." He decided.
The thing, which the people called Valefor, was dancing around in circles yelling, "moo I'm a bird."
Eventually it stopped. And ran away.
"Well that was interesting." The priest commented.
Tidus Narration: I had never seen anything like it, sure it was as scary as hell, but hey something about that moo kept me calm. Like a call from the angels.
Everybody began to celebrate, but Chappu had drunk all the alcohol a few weeks back so they just got drunk on water.
Wakka seemed to look like himself again. He tugged Tidus towards the Besaid Aurochs.
"This is the guy I was telling you about, you know the mental institution in Luca." Wakka whispered.
"Oh hi" They grumbled to Tidus.
"This is going to be so much fun" Tidus said cheerfully and grabbed the two nearest people. " We can have sleepovers, and do each other's hair.except not Wakka, we can't do anything about his hair."
"Really, so you mean you help us have hair as soft and shiny as yours!" Someone asked.
"Yes! And we shall change our team name to.. The people who have soft and shiny hair! Tidus announced.
The team began to cheer. Tidus leaves them and approaches the summoner.
"Stay away from the broccoli!" an old woman shouted at him.
Yuna got up and walked towards Tidus.
"Hello, im sorry about earlier I wasn't feeling too well" She told Tidus.
"Oh so your not stoned anymore"
"No," Yuna pouted. "Lulu took the nice stuff away from me."
"Oh how sad, do you still want to marry me?'
"Hell no your ugly, but I do like your hair its so shiny."
Yuna begins to hit Tidus over the head with her staff.
"Damn freak! How dare you have better hair than mine!"
Tidus falls to the ground unconscious. Wakka rushes over.
"Whats going on?" He asked. "I heard girlish screams."
"Tidus attacked himself with my staff! I think he wanted to commit suicide because I have better hair
than him!"
Wakka laughed. "No that can't be right, your hair's ugly."
"Why you!" Yuna began to whack Wakka with her staff until he too fell to the ground unconscious.
Lulu and Kimahri came along.
"What the!" Lulu gasped. "What happened!"
"I didn't do it, you have no evidence, THE SHEEP ARE LIEING!" Yuna shrieked and ran off into the distance.
"Kimahri know see pee are!"
"See pee are?" Lulu questioned.
"Yes when you see pee are!" Kimahri explained.
"Kimahri I told you to dispose of the pot!"
"Kimahri did, Kimahri did!"
"Kimahri what is see pee are?"
"Kimahri don't know. Maybe, maybe it when you see pee are!"
"Kimahri that makes no sense."
"Maybe you turn it backwards!"
"Backwards?"
"Kimahri think so, it then say are pee see!"
"And that means."
"It means is pee, as in urine, the sea, as in the ocean!"
"Ah, you know Kimahri you might be right! So I wonder if that is true.."
"It is the secret of the universe." A voice stated from the shadows.
"Kimahri scared, Kimahri think it may be.. the boogieman!"
"Guess again."
"Yuna?" Lulu guessed.
"Nope!"
"Steve Irwin?"
"Nope!"
"Bob the builder!"
"Nope, I'll give you a clue. Im purple."
"Enrique Iglesias?" Kimahri suggested.
"No" Barney leapt out of the shadows. "It's me!"
Lulu gasped. "Britney Spears!"
"No" Kimahri shouted. "Not Britney! That is the most evil thing in the entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Its Barney!"
Lulu screamed and then fainted from fear.
Kimahri ran up to Barney and slapped him.
"Kimahri thought you were Enrique! How dare you trick Kimahri!"
"Dude" Barney coughed. " You have really bad.. breath."
Barney dropped dead.
Kimahri gave himself a pat on the back, to applaud his good work. He then picked up Wakka, Lulu,
and Tidus slung them over his shoulder and walked down the path. He came across Yuna, who was
huddled next to a tree, rocking back and forth muttering, "The sheep will never get me".
Kimahri slung her over his shoulder too. He then began to flap his cardboard wings and ran towards the edge of a nearby cliff.
"KIMHARI IS VALEFOR" He yelled. "WATCH KIMAHRI FLY!"
He then jumped off the cliff and dropped down. Fortunately, the boat the S.S Liki was stationed
directly under the cliff, and they all landed in a pile of Chocobo feathers. Except Tidus, he fell head
first on a rock.
Peoples Review! Oh and am I spelling Kimahri's name right. Or is it Kimhari?