Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy X, Barney or anything else in this fic.

Hehe yay don't forget to review! Oh and thanks to Saranomy for the Meg Ryan suggestion and to Analensey for being my beta reader. Now read and enjoy.

Tidus awoke with a large bump on his head, lying next to a rock.

He stood up and noticed he was on a boat. He spotted Yuna at the bow of the boat sitting on a beanbag surrounded by a crowd of people. He wandered over to take a look.

"I'm the Lord of the bean bag!" Yuna announced, "No, I'm not the lord because I'm a lady. Well actually I'm not a lady, I'm just a weird little girl who said that. But if I would be a Lord I wouldn't be a Lord because I'd be a lady because I can't be a lord because I'm not a guy."

The crowd stared at her in wide-eyed awe.

"So young, yet so wise." Someone muttered.

Nearby Kimahri and Lulu were talking.

"Kimahri for the last time, YOU ARE NOT VALEFOR!!" Lulu snapped.

"But in Besaid Lulu say Kimahri is Valefor."

"No, in Besaid I said Kimahri pretend to be Valefor and when Wakka waves the staff around come out and jump around for a few minutes."

"Wakka had no staff, Yuna had staff."

"No Kimahri that was Wakka dressed in Yuna's clothes."

"Why Wakka be Yuna but Kimahri not be Valefor!"

"Because your not an Aeon!"

"Kimahri has wings"

"Do I look like I care? Get rid of them now!"

Kimahri took off his cardboard wings exposing two feathery wings underneath them.

"And those too!" Lulu added angrily.

"Kimahri cannot take off wings."

"Why not?"

"Wings stuck to Kimahri's back"

"And you wonder why the other Ronso laugh at you!"

Kimahri hung his head.

"Other Ronso no laugh at Kimahri because Kimahri have wings."

"Then why do they laugh at you Kimahri?"

Kimahri broke into tears.

"Kimahri like dolls! But Kimahri no different, Lulu likes dolls too!"

"Kimahri, dolls are my weapons."

"Well dolls Kimahri only friend! Leave Kimahri and dolls alone!"

Kimahri ran off.

Tidus began to walk away when Lulu noticed him.

"Tidus, do you have all your teeth?" Lulu asked in a curious voice.

"Um, yeah."

"No fillings?"

"Nope."

"Brush regularly?"

"Morning and night!" Tidus replied. "Why?"

"Oh just curious.." Lulu answered and smiled.

Tidus walked below deck to find Kimahri weeping in the corner clutching a doll. Tidus carried on and entered the Engine room.

Inside the engine room there was about 60 chickens.

"Wow, look at all the chickens!" Tidus exclaimed.

"They're not chickens you fool, they're chocobo's!"

Tidus turned to see who had said that. A large, bulky person was leaning on the wall.

He had a yellow suit with red polka dots and his skin was purple. He also had glasses and a drawn on moustache.

"But they look like chicken's" Tidus argued.

"Oh but there's no such thing as chicken's."

"Oh, but I was sure-"

"You were wrong." The person said sharply.

There was an awkward silence.

"Are you thirsty?" The person said in a cheerful tone.

"Actually I am!" Tidus realised.

"May I offer you some of this then, it's absolutely delicious!"

The person held out a bottle. The label on the bottle said: This drink will paralyse you, so you can't run away and then I will be able to hug you. I told you I'd get my hug. MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

Tidus reached for the bottle when Chappu jumped in the way.

"Hey whats the big deal Chappu?"

Chappu began to jump up and down and then lay down completely still. He then got up and wrapped his wings around his body as if he was hugging himself.

"Oh charade's!" Tidus squealed. "I love charade's! Let me see! Um you're late for school?"

Chappu tightened his hug on himself.

"You're making out with yourself?"

"I think," Interrupted the stranger. "That what he is saying is that if you drink this you'll be paralyzed and I would hug you."

Tidus thought for a second.

"Why would you do that?" Tidus asked in a hurt voice.

The door opened and a child entered the room.

"Barney!" The child exclaimed.

"Where?" Tidus shrieked looking around frantically.

"There!" The child pointed at the stranger in the yellow suit with the red polka dots.

"Oh no silly, that's just a stranger who want's to paralyse me and hug me." Tidus laughed.

Chappu raced over to the chocobo food and threw it all over the stranger.

Everybody stood slightly confused at Chappu's actions, when suddenly 60 chocobo's attacked the stranger. Once all the food was gone they retreated back to their original places.

The child's lip quivered. "Barney?" It whispered.

"Chappu why did you do that?"

Chappu strode over to the stranger who was nothing more than a mangled mess on the ground. Chappu took off the stranger's glasses and wiped off the moustache.

Tidus gasped. "Barney!"

A scream was then heard for above deck.

Tidus and Chappu rushed out to see what it was.

Everybody was leaning on the rails gasping and pointing into sea.

"Oh dear Yevon its Sin!" Someone screamed.

"No, no it's not Sin" Wakka said.

"How do you know that?"

"Look at the sign!" Wakka explained.

Placed on the fin of this whale thing was surely enough a sign. The sign said: I AM NOT SIN. DO NOT HURT ME.

Everyone was then satisfied that it wasn't Sin and turned away.

"We're nearly at Kilika." Wakka told Tidus. Tidus looked to see that they were approaching the island. Then Wakka clicked.

"I know your name!" Wakka shouted happily.

"Really? I know my name too, it's-"

"Meg Ryan!"

Tidus stared blankly at Wakka.

"Meg Ryan?"

"Yes Meg!"

"No actually, it's not it's-"

Tidus was interrupted, as he is every time he is about to say his name, when screams were heard from the island. The large whale thing that was not Sin was destroying the Kilika village and all that the passengers on the boat could do was stare in horror. Well everyone except Tidus who was trying to dance like a ballerina and Yuna who was telling the beanbag how much she loved it.

The large whale thing that was not Sin then swam past the boat again. The sign that was on its fin before had blown off revealing another sign that stated I AM SIN! HAHA SUCKERS!

"Dammit," Wakka said hitting himself on the head. "Damn him and his ingenious disguises!"

Kimahri stood pensively, staring at Sin.

"People believe signs." Kimahri said to himself. "Kimahri know!"

Kimahri pulled out a large piece of cardboard and a marker. After scribbling something on the cardboard he hung it in front of him with some string tied around his neck.

The cardboard said: I AM VALEFOR!

Kimahri walked over to Lulu and stood proudly. Lulu looked at the sign and shook her head. The boat stopped at the dock and everyone started to get off.

Yuna was still sitting on her beanbag when a couple of villagers rushed onto the boat and dragged her off. They dragged her to where all the dead bodies were.

"Perform the sending," Someone hissed in her ear.

"I don't want to!" Yuna said. "I want my bean bag!"

"Yuna! Hurry up and do it." Lulu said.

"Do what?"

"THE SENDING!"

"Oh yes, okay"

Yuna walked in to the water.

"Hey lu..."

"What Wakka?"

"How did they get the dead bodies in the coffins so quickly?"

"I don't know."

Yuna began to spin around singing the song that never ends.

Lulu shook her head and Wakka groaned.

"What's wrong?" Tidus asked.

"All she's suppose to do is tap her heels together and say Abra Kadabra!" Wakka explained.

"Damnit Wakka she must be stoned again! Now we'll never stop her spinning."

3 days later.

"Are they sent yet?" Someone asked tiredly.

"Yuna! Stop spinning!" Lulu yelled.

"Weeeeheee fun!"

"That's it Kimahri go."

Kimahri didn't move.

"Kimahri go!"

"Kimahri not Kimahri"

"FINE! Valefor go."

Kimahri rushed into the water and grabbed Yuna's shoulders to stop her spinning.

Wakka then rushed over and put her in a straight jacket. Kimahri swung Yuna over his shoulder and they all headed towards the Inn.