Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy X, Barney or anything else in this fic . Look I updated! Thank you for everyone who has reviewed and if you review this you get a free purple banana! Oh and go read purpleangel18 story on called the fairytale that wasn't its really good! Enjoy!

The next day Tidus waited outside in front of the Kilika Inn for the others.

Tidus Narration: We had a bit of trouble last night, getting Yuna to stop spinning. As soon as Kimahri and Wakka put her down she started spinning again. They had to sellotape her to the bed and even then after awhile the tape broke from all the spinning.

The inn door swung open and Yuna came spinning out. Lulu, Kimahri, Wakka and Chappu walked out behind her.

"We gotta go to the temple so Yuna can get another aeon," Wakka informed Tidus. "And so we can pray that my hair becomes soft like yours Meg."

"My name's not Meg!" Tidus shouted.

Wakka shook his head. "Sin's bad body odour still getting to you ya? Ah well you'll get better over time."

They began to walk through the village.

"Please help me rebuild my house! Im allergic to sunlight!" An old woman begged Tidus.

"Stupid old hag, it's sunny right now and yet you seem to be fine!" Lulu snapped.

"Come on Lu, be a bit more compassionate!" Wakka said.

"But-" Lulu started.

"Now how can we help you?" Wakka asked the old lady.

"Well you could give me all your money so I can build a new house," The old lady suggested.

"Kimahri know! Kimahri Valefor!" Kimahri rushed off. Everyone waited patiently for him to return. When he did he was carrying a very large boulder. He dropped it on the old lady.

"See, no sunlight for old lady!" Kimahri explained.

"Good work Kimahri!" Wakka said patting Kimahri on the back. "See Lu, helping people is good."

The party continued walking and stopped when they reached the jungle.

"Why are we stopping?" Tidus asked curiously.

"Kimahri want Meg to be Yuna guardian," Kimahri explained.

"What!' Wakka and Lulu said at the same time.

"Come talk to Kimahri"

Lulu, Wakka and Kimahri walked a little way off and huddled together. Leaving Tidus and Chappu with Yuna. Tidus looked at the spinning Yuna.

"Hi Yuna."

"Weeeeee."

"Yuna aren't you dizzy?"

"Heehee."

"Hey, are you laughing at me?!" Tidus shouted.

Kimahri, Wakka and Lulu were whispering to make sure Tidus didn't overhear.

"Kimahri, I don't want him to come with us!" Lulu hissed.

"But Kimahri think Meg look like good meal," Kimahri whispered.

"Kimahri you can't eat him!" Wakka said.

"Why not?"

"Cos, you can't."

"Actually, you can Kimahri," Lulu decided.

"What!" Wakka said shocked that Lulu was going to let him.

"Think about it Wakka, but don't hurt yourself. Kimahri can have his flesh, you can have his hair and I can have his lovely teeth. Yes precious, precious teeth." Lulu told him.

"Kimahri like idea."

Kimahri, Wakka and Lulu heard a scream and looked over to see Yuna lying on the ground. They rushed over.

"What happened?" Lulu demanded.

"He punched me!" Whined Yuna.

"Who?" Lulu asked looking at Chappu and Tidus who were pointing to each other.

"Meg!" Yuna said giving Tidus a dark look.

"She was laughing at me!" Tidus explained.

"Good work Tidus!" Wakka praised.

"What?" Tidus questioned puzzedly.

"You stopped her from spinning!" "Oh yes.that was my intention."

"Good now lets get going."

Chappu led the party killing fiends since everyone else was to busy doing something useless. Lulu was casting fire on Yuna every five seconds so she wouldn't start spinning again. Tidus was skipping and Wakka and Kimahri were walking at the back of the party.

"Kimahri feel like turkey tonight, like turkey tonight!" Kimahri sang glancing up ahead at Chappu.

Wakka gave Kimahri a nervous look and rushed forward away to the front of the party to guard Chappu.

They reached the stairs leading up to the temple and were greeted by the Besaid aurochs.

"You know there's a story about these stairs," Wakka told Tidus.

"Really?"

"Yes, they're made of marshmallows!"

"Really? Oh I was wondering why Kimahri and Yuna were eating them."

Suddenly a purple banana dropped out of a tree and onto one of the Besaid Aurochs head, killing him instantly.

The Besaid Aurochs screamed and ran up the marshmallow steps waving their hands like idiots.

"Oh dear we're under attack," Lulu said.

"Duh!" Yuna replied. Yuna screamed as Lulu cast fire on her.

Barney dropped out of a tree.

Everyone gasped.

"You!" Wakka shouted.

"Yes me, you all know why I'm here."

A few crickets sounded in the background.

Barney sighed. "Im here for my hug. Idiots.." Barney muttered.

Everyone screamed.

"Here hug Meg," Wakka said pushing Tidus towards Barney. "Just don't hug any of us!"

"Barney haven't we killed you before?" Lulu asked suspiciously.

"Yes in fact six times now and I have the weirdest feeling that im going to die again very soon."

Another purple banana dropped out of the tree and hit Barney on the head, killing him. The penguin flew down from the tree.

The penguin chuckled. "Ah I couldn't resist." And then he flew off again.

"I don't trust that frog," Tidus complained.

They walked up the steps and saw a large monster staring at them.

"Kill it!" Kimahri yelled.

Yuna began bashing it with her staff, Kimahri began chewing on it, Lulu was throwing soft toys at it and Wakka was giving it flowers.

"Die! Why won't you die dammit!" Wakka cried.

Tidus wasn't fighting; he was just standing nearby chasing a butterfly.

Wakka stopped to breathe. "Lu it must be immortal!"

"We must keep fighting," Lulu shouted.

The temple priest walked over to see what was happening.

"Stop you fools! Are you idiots!" The priest yelled.

Tidus stopped chasing the butterfly and replied, " Yes. Yes I believe we are."

"Don't worry Mr. Priest we'll have this fiend dead in no time!" Yuna said confidently.

"No you won't," The priest replied.

"Of course we will."

The priest shook his head. "It's a wall dammit! A wall!"

They all stopped attacking.

"Oh is it like an endangered species or something?" Wakka asked.

"No, it's a brick wall! It's not a fiend it won't hurt anyone!" The priest shouted angrily.

"Oh, sorry Mr. Wall," Lulu said, petting it.

The Aurochs team came rushing towards Wakka.

"One of our members is dead." Wakka told them.

The team gasped. "Don't worry, I'll take his place." Tidus reassured them.

The team groaned.

As they were about to enter the temple they saw the Luca Goers.

"We're going to beat you," One of them taunted.

"Whats your goal this year 'To do you best'," The Goers laughed.

"Err, no actually it's not. Our goal this time is to not drown, cos last time I had to get a whole new team," Wakka told them.

'Oh.well that's a good goal. Um.. Seeya," The Goers left.

When they entered the temple Wakka rushed over to a statue of a flower and began to pray.

"Please give me nice hair, please give me nice hair. Oh and if its possible could you make either Meg die or the member of our team that died to come back, I forget his name but he was a better player than Meg. Come back please? Pretty please?"

Lulu and Kimahri were playing hide and seek and Yuna was talking to a statue of her father.

"Hi Dad! How have you been?"

The statue didn't answer.

"Dad? Dad why aren't you talking to me!" Yuna shouted.

"Lady Yuna, its just a statue." The priest informed her.

"Why isn't he talking to me, what did I do!" She asked the priest desperately.

"Lady Yuna your father is dead that's a statue," The priest pointed to the statue and slowly said again, "statue."

Yuna's eyes began to water. " My, my fathers dead?"

"Yes, he died 10 years ago," The priest said horrified. "Didn't you know?"

Kimahri rushed over and dragged Yuna away, while Wakka and Lulu ran to the priest.

"Why did you tell her that? Why didn't you just let her believe that her father was a statue!" Lulu snapped.

"Well I just thought-"

"That's were you went wrong," Lulu explained to the priest whacking him over the head.

"Come on, let's got get the new aeon." Wakka suggested.

As they were about to go up the stairs to the trials two people came down.

"Hello," The lady said. "Im Donna and this is my guardian Barthello, want to be in our sticker club?"

"Yes im Yuna! Are you a summoner?"

"Yes, well I wasn't supposed to be."

"What do you mean?" Yuna asked curiously.

"Well Barthello was the summoner but he couldn't really fit into this outfit im wearing right now and people kept running away screaming 'my eyes, my eyes.' So yes we decided it would be best for me to be the summoner."

The party looked at Donnas outfit and then at Barthello.

"Disturbing," Lulu shuddered.

"Oh well bye then!" Donna and Barthello walked out of the temple.

"Okay lets go, ya?" Wakka asked Lulu.

"Disturbing," Lulu shuddered again

"Come on." Wakka said pushing Lulu up the stairs.

When they entered the door at the top of the stairs they walked onto an elevator. Tidus walked on as well but they pushed him off.

"Hey whats the bid deal!" Tidus asked.

"You're not a guardian yet." Lulu informed him.

"But you said I was!"

"Yes, but you're not a guardian until you ah..pass the test." Wakka told him.

"Whats the test?"

"Um.a spelling test. Yes that's it! A spelling test. Spell the word 'a'"

Tidus thought long and hard. He took a deep breath.

"B?"

"Oh so close but no. So stay here okay!"

"Damnit," Tidus muttered watching the others disappear down to the cloister of trials.

Three hours later the other returned from the cloister of trials. All wearing party hats and carrying balloons. And of course Yuna was stoned.

"Hey," Tidus asked in a hurt tone. "There wasn't a party down there that I wasn't invited to was there?"

Wakka, Lulu and Kimahri exchanged glances.

"Of course not," Lulu said not looking Tidus in the eye.

"Oh good!' Tidus said jumping to his feet. "Now what?"

"Now we go back on the boat and set off for Luca!" Yuna shouted. "To the land.. of sellotape!"

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