Hi! Look I've updated! Im sooo sorry it took me so long, I've been a bit
slack (just a bit lol) and I had a bit of writer's block. AND I did write
it earlier but my brother deleted everything off our computer. Chapter
nine will be up soon because it's already half done. Im going to update
more often PROMISE!! That's if I live through tomorrow anyways, I have to
go to the dentist and I might have to have a ROOT CANAL NOOOO!! So plz
review, because if I die at least ill die happy with reviews!
BTW I didn't send this to my Beta reader so there may be some mistakes.
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS REVIEWED I LOVE YOU!!!
Morurie: My favourite character? It would have to be Auron in my story and rikku in the actual game. Auron hasn't noticed that Tidus calls him orange because he was too busy worrying about other things like cupcakes in chapter one, he is going to realise in a later chapter. I definitely will ask you for ideas if I need them, in fact have you got any ideas for operation Mi'hen or whatever its called?
Yarel: LOOK UPDATED!! This means im not an un-updating person anymore right?
JT (TRTaruTumTum@aol.com): Thanks for the Rikku suggestion ill definitely use that! Yay I am officially one of your favourite authors, that makes me happy!! Woooo
And now chapter 8!! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything never will and never have.
The party is aboard the boat to Luca. Lulu is 'helping people', Kimahri is examining a music sphere, Yuna is rambling about everything and anything and Tidus and Wakka are playing hide and seek.
Down below deck Tidus is hiding behind a pot plant, congratulating himself on his wonderful hiding place, for he and Wakka had started the game 6 hours ago and he still hadn't been found. Tidus yawned and started to pick at the plant.
3 hours later.
Tidus was getting sick of waiting for Wakka, and his hiding place had been completely destroyed for he had subconsciously eaten it. So Tidus decided that Wakka must have gotten lost and set out to find him with the last remaining leaf, which had become his new friend, Mr Leaf.
Tidus wandered up the stairs leading to the deck and stood behind Kimahri, who was sitting there listening to the Enrique Iglesias Hero song.
Would you dance if I asked you to dance?
"Kimahri would dance!"
Would you run and never look back?
"Kimahri like to run, so yes Kimahri run!"
Would you cry, if you saw me crying?
"Kimahri no cry!"
And would you save my soul tonight?
"Fine Kimahri admit it sometimes Kimahri cry!"
Would you tremble if I touched you lips?
"Kimahri a bit worried now."
Tidus, being very afraid, slowly moved around Kimahri and then ran. He ran and ran until he tripped over Yuna who was having a tea party with the beanbag.
"Hi Yuna!" Tidus said getting to his feet.
"Ello Governor!" Yuna replied cheerfully.
"Yuna," Tidus began shuffling his feet. " Would you like maybe.go out with me sometime? Cos even though you're a stoner and have messed up eyes and seem to be permanently attached to that beanbag, you're still kind of hot. Im a bit desperate too. Girls seem to scream and run when they see me. I don't know why. It can't be my hair, and my tutu brings out the colour of my eyes and makes me slimmer.maybe it's the shoes."
"Im sorry" Yuna replied without looking up. "I don't got out with guys with eyes. Anyone with eyes work for the sheep." Yuna looked up. "For all I know you could be a sheep"
Yuna leaps up and begins whacking Tidus with the beanbag.
"DIE SHEEP DIE! You'll never get me NEVER!"
Tidus managed to crawl away. He looked back to see Yuna now attacking the teapot and accusing it too of being a sheep.
"I guess she's not going out with me then, aye Mr Leaf."
Tidus began looking for Wakka, he looked under boxes, under rugs, under wigs, in some ones ear but Wakka seemed to be in none of those places. Instead Tidus found him in the last place he would expect. Practising Blitzball on the deck.
"Wakka!"
"Oh shit.. Hi Meg."
"Wakka you never found me! Did you get lost? Does this mean im the Champion?"
"Um.. Datto" Wakka said quickly beckoning one of the Blitzball players over. "You tell him something ya."
"Well Meg you see.." Datto paused. "We think you're an absolutely terrible Blitzball player and don't want you on our team, we weren't even looking for you, we were just hoping to leave you on the boat. Now we can only hope Yuna kills you because she thinks you are a sheep." Datto walks off and begins practising again.
"Not quite what I was hoping for." Wakka muttered.
"Oh I get it!" Tidus exclaimed.
"You do! Really?" Wakka asked in disbelief.
"Yep, you're a really bad liar so you got Datto to lie for you! You just didn't want to admit that you were so bad at hide and seek. But its okay you cant be good at everything like me."
Wakka shook his head as Tidus wandered away.
Tidus began dancing with Mr Leaf. Abruptly he dropped Mr. Leaf and yelped. He began rolling on the ground trying to put out the fire that had just started on his back. He stood up and realised that nearly all the people around him were doing the same thing.
"LULU!!" Wakka yelled. "I thought I told you to be more helpful and compassionate towards other people!"
"Yes but I am Wakka," Lulu said an evil smile on her face. " These people are cold and I am making them warm!" Lulu cast Fire on another person and laughed as they ran jumped overboard into the water.
"Well that's okay then ya." Wakka said.
Tidus who was not on fire anymore wandered over to Wakka.
"Wakka do you know what I just realised? Even though I know it's not my real name, nothing rhymes with Meg."
"Um, what about peg, leg, keg, beg and milk?"
Tidus thought about these. "Nah the only one that comes close is milk. What am I going to do I cant go around for ever with nothing rhyming with my name, its suicidal." Tidus began to cry.
"Um.Lu come talk to Meg." Wakka called desperate to get away from the blubbering boy in the tutu.
Lulu walked over and peered at Tidus' tear stained face.
"Oh whats the matter, are you cold?" She asked with a smile.
"No." Tidus sadly.
"You want me to pluck all your teeth out one by one with no anaesthetic?"
Tidus considered this. "No. Lulu are we there yet?"
"Nope."
"How bout now?"
"Nope."
"And now?"
"YUNA MEG JUST SAID BAA!" Lulu screamed.
Yuna yelled a battle cry and ran to Tidus and began whacking him with the beanbag once again.
"Haha sucker..." Lulu said and went below deck.
An hour later Lulu strolled back onto the deck.
Wakka gasped when he saw her. "Lulu your fat.. Omigosh YOU'RE PREGNANT!"
Everyone looked at Lulu and all gasped as they saw her large bulging belly.
"What?" Lulu asks puzzedly. She looked down at her stomach and realised what everyone was on about. She laughed. "No, no I've just been eating some purple bananas I found below deck, they were awfully yummy. I may have eaten a few too many though."
Chappu the turkey walked up on deck and stood next to Lulu.
"Holy mother of beanbag, your pregnant with a TURKEY!!" Yuna cried.
"No! I told you I just ate too many bananas."
"Lu that is very sick ya!" Wakka exclaimed.
"Ask the penguin! The penguin gave me the bananas!"
"DID YOU SAY SHEEP?!" Yuna yelled straight into Lulu's ear.
"No una I said Penguin, P-E-N-G-U-I-N!"
"Traitor your working for the sheep DIE!!" Yuna screamed and began to hit Lulu with the beanbag.
Suddenly Barney jumped onto the deck noisily, the penguin flying down beside him.
"Wow," Tidus said peering up. "Where'd you come from? And I still don't get how you can fly?"
"I have a plan!" Barney announced. "And if it works I'll be able to hug you all!"
Everyone gasped and a few fainted.
"My plan, more ingenious than Sin's sign disguise, involves no more than 285 billion litres of purple paint and a button!"
More gasps were heard.
"Dangerous combo those two." Wakka muttered.
"I will paint all the grass, concrete, floor, basically all the ground," Barney paused for effect. "Purple!"
Nobody said anything.
"Well its brilliant don't you all think?"
"Well we don't quite understand it ya?" Wakka told Barney.
"Oh, well that's because I'm smarter than you all. Well you see now, if I paint all the ground purple then no one will be able to find their feet!" Barney laughed.
"But our feet aren't purple, mine are pale skin coloured" Lulu informed Barney.
"Mine are sunburnt red." Wakka added.
"Kimahri's are blue and furry, like a snakes!"
"Mine are green." Tidus said.
Everyone stared at Tidus for a few minutes then decided to tell him he was an idiot later.
"And we could always just stand on chairs, or wear shoes which weren't purple, its not as if we walk about barefoot all the time." Lulu pointed out.
"Ah well.." Barney began.
"AND," Lulu interrupted. "Your feet are purple so your feet would get lost not ours. Basically your plan sucks!"
"Yeah and nothing rhymes with Meg!" Tidus added.
Lulu whacked Tidus over the back of the head.
"Who did that!" Tidus shouted and spun around looking for the attacker.
"I don't think I thought this through well enough."
"Nah mate don't think you really did." The penguin said.
"Oh well, I'll just say goodbye now and be going. Bye, Auf Wierdersehn, Au revior, Zai jian, woof, moo, baa!"
"SHEEP!" Yuna cried at the top of the lungs. Furiously she pulled out a chainsaw from the beanbag and rushed over to Barney. And that was the end of Barney for this chapter, and a warning for all to never say baa with Yuna in earshot.
The Besaid Blitzball team cleaned up the mess and pushed the bloody remains of barney overboard. Lulu and Wakka stood next to each other stunned at Yuna's actions.
"You got the chainsaw off her?" Lulu asked.
"Ya, Kimahri's got it." Wakka replied.
"I think.we should get that beanbag off her, we don't know what else could be in it."
"Good idea Lu!"
"We're nearly at Luca, then we'll drop Tidus and Yuna off at the only place on Spira that they should be."
"The supermarket?" Wakka asked.
"I am surrounded by so many idiots" Lulu muttered and walked away from a confused Wakka.
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS REVIEWED I LOVE YOU!!!
Morurie: My favourite character? It would have to be Auron in my story and rikku in the actual game. Auron hasn't noticed that Tidus calls him orange because he was too busy worrying about other things like cupcakes in chapter one, he is going to realise in a later chapter. I definitely will ask you for ideas if I need them, in fact have you got any ideas for operation Mi'hen or whatever its called?
Yarel: LOOK UPDATED!! This means im not an un-updating person anymore right?
JT (TRTaruTumTum@aol.com): Thanks for the Rikku suggestion ill definitely use that! Yay I am officially one of your favourite authors, that makes me happy!! Woooo
And now chapter 8!! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything never will and never have.
The party is aboard the boat to Luca. Lulu is 'helping people', Kimahri is examining a music sphere, Yuna is rambling about everything and anything and Tidus and Wakka are playing hide and seek.
Down below deck Tidus is hiding behind a pot plant, congratulating himself on his wonderful hiding place, for he and Wakka had started the game 6 hours ago and he still hadn't been found. Tidus yawned and started to pick at the plant.
3 hours later.
Tidus was getting sick of waiting for Wakka, and his hiding place had been completely destroyed for he had subconsciously eaten it. So Tidus decided that Wakka must have gotten lost and set out to find him with the last remaining leaf, which had become his new friend, Mr Leaf.
Tidus wandered up the stairs leading to the deck and stood behind Kimahri, who was sitting there listening to the Enrique Iglesias Hero song.
Would you dance if I asked you to dance?
"Kimahri would dance!"
Would you run and never look back?
"Kimahri like to run, so yes Kimahri run!"
Would you cry, if you saw me crying?
"Kimahri no cry!"
And would you save my soul tonight?
"Fine Kimahri admit it sometimes Kimahri cry!"
Would you tremble if I touched you lips?
"Kimahri a bit worried now."
Tidus, being very afraid, slowly moved around Kimahri and then ran. He ran and ran until he tripped over Yuna who was having a tea party with the beanbag.
"Hi Yuna!" Tidus said getting to his feet.
"Ello Governor!" Yuna replied cheerfully.
"Yuna," Tidus began shuffling his feet. " Would you like maybe.go out with me sometime? Cos even though you're a stoner and have messed up eyes and seem to be permanently attached to that beanbag, you're still kind of hot. Im a bit desperate too. Girls seem to scream and run when they see me. I don't know why. It can't be my hair, and my tutu brings out the colour of my eyes and makes me slimmer.maybe it's the shoes."
"Im sorry" Yuna replied without looking up. "I don't got out with guys with eyes. Anyone with eyes work for the sheep." Yuna looked up. "For all I know you could be a sheep"
Yuna leaps up and begins whacking Tidus with the beanbag.
"DIE SHEEP DIE! You'll never get me NEVER!"
Tidus managed to crawl away. He looked back to see Yuna now attacking the teapot and accusing it too of being a sheep.
"I guess she's not going out with me then, aye Mr Leaf."
Tidus began looking for Wakka, he looked under boxes, under rugs, under wigs, in some ones ear but Wakka seemed to be in none of those places. Instead Tidus found him in the last place he would expect. Practising Blitzball on the deck.
"Wakka!"
"Oh shit.. Hi Meg."
"Wakka you never found me! Did you get lost? Does this mean im the Champion?"
"Um.. Datto" Wakka said quickly beckoning one of the Blitzball players over. "You tell him something ya."
"Well Meg you see.." Datto paused. "We think you're an absolutely terrible Blitzball player and don't want you on our team, we weren't even looking for you, we were just hoping to leave you on the boat. Now we can only hope Yuna kills you because she thinks you are a sheep." Datto walks off and begins practising again.
"Not quite what I was hoping for." Wakka muttered.
"Oh I get it!" Tidus exclaimed.
"You do! Really?" Wakka asked in disbelief.
"Yep, you're a really bad liar so you got Datto to lie for you! You just didn't want to admit that you were so bad at hide and seek. But its okay you cant be good at everything like me."
Wakka shook his head as Tidus wandered away.
Tidus began dancing with Mr Leaf. Abruptly he dropped Mr. Leaf and yelped. He began rolling on the ground trying to put out the fire that had just started on his back. He stood up and realised that nearly all the people around him were doing the same thing.
"LULU!!" Wakka yelled. "I thought I told you to be more helpful and compassionate towards other people!"
"Yes but I am Wakka," Lulu said an evil smile on her face. " These people are cold and I am making them warm!" Lulu cast Fire on another person and laughed as they ran jumped overboard into the water.
"Well that's okay then ya." Wakka said.
Tidus who was not on fire anymore wandered over to Wakka.
"Wakka do you know what I just realised? Even though I know it's not my real name, nothing rhymes with Meg."
"Um, what about peg, leg, keg, beg and milk?"
Tidus thought about these. "Nah the only one that comes close is milk. What am I going to do I cant go around for ever with nothing rhyming with my name, its suicidal." Tidus began to cry.
"Um.Lu come talk to Meg." Wakka called desperate to get away from the blubbering boy in the tutu.
Lulu walked over and peered at Tidus' tear stained face.
"Oh whats the matter, are you cold?" She asked with a smile.
"No." Tidus sadly.
"You want me to pluck all your teeth out one by one with no anaesthetic?"
Tidus considered this. "No. Lulu are we there yet?"
"Nope."
"How bout now?"
"Nope."
"And now?"
"YUNA MEG JUST SAID BAA!" Lulu screamed.
Yuna yelled a battle cry and ran to Tidus and began whacking him with the beanbag once again.
"Haha sucker..." Lulu said and went below deck.
An hour later Lulu strolled back onto the deck.
Wakka gasped when he saw her. "Lulu your fat.. Omigosh YOU'RE PREGNANT!"
Everyone looked at Lulu and all gasped as they saw her large bulging belly.
"What?" Lulu asks puzzedly. She looked down at her stomach and realised what everyone was on about. She laughed. "No, no I've just been eating some purple bananas I found below deck, they were awfully yummy. I may have eaten a few too many though."
Chappu the turkey walked up on deck and stood next to Lulu.
"Holy mother of beanbag, your pregnant with a TURKEY!!" Yuna cried.
"No! I told you I just ate too many bananas."
"Lu that is very sick ya!" Wakka exclaimed.
"Ask the penguin! The penguin gave me the bananas!"
"DID YOU SAY SHEEP?!" Yuna yelled straight into Lulu's ear.
"No una I said Penguin, P-E-N-G-U-I-N!"
"Traitor your working for the sheep DIE!!" Yuna screamed and began to hit Lulu with the beanbag.
Suddenly Barney jumped onto the deck noisily, the penguin flying down beside him.
"Wow," Tidus said peering up. "Where'd you come from? And I still don't get how you can fly?"
"I have a plan!" Barney announced. "And if it works I'll be able to hug you all!"
Everyone gasped and a few fainted.
"My plan, more ingenious than Sin's sign disguise, involves no more than 285 billion litres of purple paint and a button!"
More gasps were heard.
"Dangerous combo those two." Wakka muttered.
"I will paint all the grass, concrete, floor, basically all the ground," Barney paused for effect. "Purple!"
Nobody said anything.
"Well its brilliant don't you all think?"
"Well we don't quite understand it ya?" Wakka told Barney.
"Oh, well that's because I'm smarter than you all. Well you see now, if I paint all the ground purple then no one will be able to find their feet!" Barney laughed.
"But our feet aren't purple, mine are pale skin coloured" Lulu informed Barney.
"Mine are sunburnt red." Wakka added.
"Kimahri's are blue and furry, like a snakes!"
"Mine are green." Tidus said.
Everyone stared at Tidus for a few minutes then decided to tell him he was an idiot later.
"And we could always just stand on chairs, or wear shoes which weren't purple, its not as if we walk about barefoot all the time." Lulu pointed out.
"Ah well.." Barney began.
"AND," Lulu interrupted. "Your feet are purple so your feet would get lost not ours. Basically your plan sucks!"
"Yeah and nothing rhymes with Meg!" Tidus added.
Lulu whacked Tidus over the back of the head.
"Who did that!" Tidus shouted and spun around looking for the attacker.
"I don't think I thought this through well enough."
"Nah mate don't think you really did." The penguin said.
"Oh well, I'll just say goodbye now and be going. Bye, Auf Wierdersehn, Au revior, Zai jian, woof, moo, baa!"
"SHEEP!" Yuna cried at the top of the lungs. Furiously she pulled out a chainsaw from the beanbag and rushed over to Barney. And that was the end of Barney for this chapter, and a warning for all to never say baa with Yuna in earshot.
The Besaid Blitzball team cleaned up the mess and pushed the bloody remains of barney overboard. Lulu and Wakka stood next to each other stunned at Yuna's actions.
"You got the chainsaw off her?" Lulu asked.
"Ya, Kimahri's got it." Wakka replied.
"I think.we should get that beanbag off her, we don't know what else could be in it."
"Good idea Lu!"
"We're nearly at Luca, then we'll drop Tidus and Yuna off at the only place on Spira that they should be."
"The supermarket?" Wakka asked.
"I am surrounded by so many idiots" Lulu muttered and walked away from a confused Wakka.