Finding Love in a Movie Audition
Disclaimer: i do not own any of them...and except Macy, Krys, Hannah, Raye & Shara
Chappie Nine: I'm too sexy for a movie audition
"Alright today is going to be a little bit different." Jeremy grinned. "Alright, maybe it's not. I just want to see what kind of talents you have. So we're going to make you sing and dance to the songs that we think suit you the most."
Kai and Rei looked at each other. Uh oh. This could definitely be bad. They looked at the panel of judges and were surprised because of two things. One, Shara wasn't there. Two, Leslie was.
Leslie saw them looking at him and waved, winking as he did so. Kai found it really hard not to smile back at Leslie but he managed it, keeping the 'i dont give a crap' look on his face. Rei on the other hand smiled and waved back, seeming to be uneffected by the fact that Leslie was gay and most definitely interested in them.
"Alright the first judge will declare what Tala has to do." Jeremy announced, turning to Leslie. "So what do you want him to dance to?"
Leslie looked up and grinned.
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All Tala could think of was Aurora. There wasn't going to be any heart in his performance and he told Jeremy that. Which was why Jeremy said that he could wait until later to do his dance and they had made Rei go instead. Rei hadn't seemed too pleased with the song he had to dance and sing to but he didn't seem to be too upset either.
Rei went to the back room and noticed that there was tons of stuff for him to change into so that he could...make a better impression for the audience. Rei blushed at that thought. He wasn't into singing in front of people and this was most definitely going to test his stage fright since he had no choice in it whatsoever.
Rei choose a pair of tight black pants and a black tank top. Then he sighed and exited, staring out at the crowd from behind the curtain. He was really nervous about this. And since he was going to be singing a 'girl' song, that was going to make it that much worse.
"Come on Rei." Leslie said, coming up behind him. "You can do this. I promise it won't be as bad as you think it will be. You'll be great. I promise you."
Rei nodded and walked out on the stage, smiling nervously as girls whistled at his choice of outfit. Rei looked back and saw Leslie standing there with an encouraging smile on his face. Rei swallowed and turned back to the front, waiting for the song to start.
Rei moved slightly to the music as it started, his embarassment still taking over him. Rei swallowed again and turned to the crowd, scanning for someone to look at that he wouldn't be as embarassed about.
"I look up to the little birds that glide-" Rei sang it softly, so soft that he could barely hear it. "across the sky." Rei moved forward a little bit.
"Come on Rei." Kai cheered.
Rei smiled, realizing that he shouldn't be so nervous and moved alittle easier to the beat. "He sings the clearest melody. It makes me want to cry. It makes me want to sit right down and cry." Rei spun around quickly, and brought his body sharply to the left.
"I walk along the city streets so dark with rage and fear." Rei moved from side to side, letting the music take him. "And I, I wish that I could be that bird and fly. Away from here. I wish I had the wings to fly away from here."
"My my I feel so low." With that Rei didn't even think about it and just dropped to the ground. "My my where do I go?" Rei arched his back and grinded his back end against the ground as he remembered seeing other people do before. "My my what do I know? My my we reap what we sow." Rei got up and smiled at the audience before spinning around and away.
"They always said that you knew best but." Rei looked teasingly over his shoulder and winked. "this little bird's falling out of that place now. I got a feeling that I might have been blessed, I'll just have to put these wings to the test." Rei spun around until he fell against the pole in the front of the stage. With the next little part Rei ground against the pole, moaning and making little noises of appreciation, his stage fright completely forgotten.
"For I am just a, troubled soul whose weighted. Weighted to the ground." Rei slipped down the pole to the ground. "Give me the strength to, carry on 'til I can lay my burden down. Give me the strength to lay this burden down down down down." Rei stood back up and wrapped his legs around the pole. "Give me the strength to lay it down." Rei fell backwards letting his legs hold him up and his back touched the ground.
"My my I feel so low." Rei pulled himself back up. "My my where do I go?" Back down. "My my what do I know?" Back up. "My my we reap what we sow." Back up and away from the pole.
"They always said that you knew best but." Rei ran his hand across his chest and smirked. "this little bird's falling out of that place now." Rei pulled his shirt right off of his chest and threw it to Leslie who was still waiting in the back. "I got a feeling that I might have been blessed, I'll just have to put these wings to the test." Rei walked back to the pole and began to move against it again, until the music ended.
Then he realized what he had just done and, blushing, ran for the backstage, right into Leslie's waiting arms.
Leslie stroked his hair and hugged him. "It's alright. You didn't do anything wrong. It's alright. I'm sure your girlfriend loved it."
Rei felt a hand on his shoulder and Hannah's angelic voice filled the air. "I did Rei. It's alright. You were good."
Rei didn't believe them and buried his head in Leslie's shoulder.
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"What do you mean you hired him?"
Aurora was in the girl's bathroom at that coffee shop. She was staring in disbelief at her biggest rival in her whole life; Shara.
Shara sighed and ran her hand through her hair and turned away. "It's just like I said. I thought that if I were to get you with another guy, even for just a few seconds you would end up getting Tala jealous and you two would break up. I thought that it would make me getting Tala that much easier."
"And then why in the hell are you telling me your plan? Did you finally realize that it wasn't going to work or did you just realize that I was going to kill you if you even tried it." Aurora asked, her fist clenching and unclenching by her side.
"Actually it has nothing to do with you and it was working. Tala was completely vonerable and he would have been an easy subject for me." Shara looked at Aurora and then shook her head. "You just wouldn't understand what made me change my mind." Shara crossed her arms over those fake breasts of hers.
"Oh yah. Try me." Aurora said, her glared daring Shara to do anything else.
"The only reason why I'm here, keeping you from being a complete idiot is because I saw how sad he looked when he thought that you were with another guy and even I couldn't deal with that. It was just so sad." Shara glared at Aurora and grabbed her by the shoulder. "So now I'm telling you that if you don't shape up and take care of that man I'm going to kill you."
Aurora looked at Shara and then shook her head. "No. You're lying. There is no way in hell someone as bitchy as you would ever have feelings for anyone else. You just want Jared now too because you're too greedy to have one guy. Well don't worry. You can have Jared. I'm with Tala, not Jared."
Shara rolled her eyes. "Then why in the hell are you in a coffee shop with him? Then why in the hell were you having a make-out session with him and why the hell aren't you with Tala at the movie audition today?" Shara growled and stomped out of the bathroom, pausing at the door. "You know what, you are incredibly naive when it comes to these things and that's goign to be your down fall. Be happy that I have a heart 'cause the next girl won't."
Aurora watched Shara go, confusion written all over her face.
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One of the girls sang 'Oops, I did it again' another singing some other Britney Spears songs. Kai watched Leslie and was amused to notice that every time someone did that he's wince and write down a very big, loopy zero. Kai may not have been able to see the paper but he could tell that it was a zero.
Then it was someone's turn to pick what Kai had to sing to. They looked at him and then whispered among themselves before the judge turned back to Kai with a smile on his face. "Would you sing the song 'I'm too sexy' for us?" {A/N: Yes I realize I used this song for the modeling chapter but it's Kai's offical song. Work with me}
Kai nodded and went into the back room where there was a row of costumes and he had exactly five minutes to change and be ready for what he was about to do. Kai looked around and smirked. He had an idea.
Kai grabbed a pair of black jeans, pretty much the same ones that he had worn for the modeling process. Kai slipped them on and smirked when they clung to him and left little to the imagination. Then Kai looked around and grabbed an everyday t-shirt. After all, it wasn't going to be around for very long into the song.
Then Kai grabbed a cowboy hat that he noticed at the corner of the room and put it on. Smirking at his reflection Kai waited for the people to come and get him. There was no way in hell he was going to look like he was ready for this in such a short time. People might start thinking that he actually liked doing stuff like this and that most definitely would not work.
Three minutes later someone came and knocked at the door. Kai growled and told them to wait a minute and then he stood behind the door and waited for a minute before flinging it open. Kai looked at the shocked boy that had come to get him and stalked out to the stage entrance. These people weren't going to know what hit them.
Kai waited for the song to start before he went on stage.
"I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me" With that line Kai walked out onto the stage and tipped his head down a little bit so that no one was able to see his face. Then he walked to the end of the catwalk and waited for the next part of the song.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts" With those words Kai tilted his head up, gave the crowd what he thought was a sexy grin {A/N: *faints at the sexiness of it*} and then reaches for his shirt and rips it in half, letting it fall off of his shoulder.
"I'm too sexy for Mulan, too sexy for Mulan, New York and Japan" Kai grated his hips to the music, letting it take over his body and he heard a few girls gasp in shock. Kai merely shook his head and rolled his eyes behind his closed eyelids.
For the short musicial break Kai merely grabbed the pole that was placed in the stage and twisted around it, rubbing up against it, immitating something else.
"I'm too sexy for this party, too sexy for this party, no way I'm disco dancing" Kai pushed away from the pole and walked up the catwalk to the end and positioned himself.
"I'm a marvel. You know what I mean. I do my little turn on the catwalk." Kai strode up the catwalk, his movements exaggerated and tough. The jeans making it almost impossible to move at such a rate and seemed to feel like they were going to fall down any moment now. Then he turned around aruptedly.
"On the cat walk, on the cat walk, yah. I do my little turn on the cat walk" Kai turned and looked over his shoulder at the panel of judges and winked at them before slowly bringing himself to the floor and back up by shaking his hips.
"I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car, too sexy by far" Kai faced his audience and ran a hand innocently through his hair with a look on his face and his other hand on a place that indicated that he certainly was NOT innocent.
"I'm too sexy for my hat" Kai took the edge of the cowboy hat in between his thumb and his forefinger and brough it down so that it hid his face.
"Too sexy for my hat" Kai flicked the hat up like a cowboy would and gave a matching grin.
"What do you think about that" Kai took off the hat and threw it into the audience in one swift movement, tossing it right for where Leslie was sitting. Leslie caught it and put it on his head, grinning.
"I'm a marvel, you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the catwalk" Kai standered up the catwalk and turned quickly, facing away from the judges again.
"On the catwalk, on the catwalk yah, and I shake my little tush on the catwalk" Kai shook his ass from side to side, smirking as he heard girls whistle for him. As well as Leslie of course.
During this instrumental break Kai winked at Leslie and jumped down off the stage, standing in front of him and twisting and moving to the beat, laughing inside as he did so, watching Leslie's reaction. Maybe it wasn't that bad being a little lose sometimes if this was the kind of reaction he was going to get out of it.
"I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat" Kai jumped back onto the stage and walked to where the curtains met the stage.
"I'm a marvel, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk" Kai slauntered his way down the stage again, winking and smirking smugly as he watched everyone go crazy. He turned around quickly so that no one could see the smile that was growing on his face.
"On the catwalk. On the catwalk, yay. I shake my little tush on the catwalk" Kai shook his ass one more time and then made it to the end of the catwalk and stared everyone down.
"I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat, poor pussy. Poor pussy cat" Kai got down on all fours and leaned down, running his hands all over himself.
"I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me" Kai flipped his body over so that he was on his back and then had it so that his upper body was hanging off the stage as he looked at everyone.
"And I'm too sexy for this song." Kai pulled himself up aruptedly and looked away from the audience, hearing the immense clap as soon as that line was said. Kai smirked. That was too easy.
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Aurora took a look at her watch. She had been wandering around this stupid park for two hours now. She wondered what Tala was doing right now. She wondered if Shara had been a bitch and had gone and told Tala that she had been on a date with Jared.
Well it wasn't really a date but Tala could probably see it that way if Shara was the one telling him about it. Aurora growled. Why did this sort of thing have to happen to her? She loved Tala.
So then why had she gone on a date with Jared?
Aurora couldn't answer that question and her conscious refused to let her just ignore the question. A wind blew furious at Aurora, as if it was trying to knock the answer out of her. Literally. Aurora wrapped her coat around her tighter and continued on her way around the park.
Why had she gone out with Jared? Why had she gone with him to that stupid coffee shop? Why hadn't she shook her head and said that she had a boyfriend, that she was just taking a walk and that she didn't need anyone else around? Why hadn't she? Had Jared done something that she liked?
Or did she just go with Jared because he was willing to do something that Tala wasn't?
Aurora sighed. Life was just so confusing with all of these stupid questions. Why did it have to be so confusing?
Aurora turned in the direction of the audition building, the wind pulling at her hair and causing it to fly around wildly. She needed to go to Tala.
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Now it was finally Tala's turn. Kai had gone to the back of the room after his 'dance' because he was tired of people pawing him, literally. He hadn't changed out of his jeans and with his shirt missing he made a very alluring sight. Or at least that's what Leslie thought.
Leslie watched as Tala disappeared to the back room and wondered what Tala was going to do for him dance. If it was any where near as good as Rei's and Kai's were, then Tala was a shoo-in for the next stage of this competition. Which meant that he was almost there since he only have two more tests after this one.
The music started, slowly. Leslie grinned, he liked this song. It was a good one. Definitely something that Leslie enjoyed listening to.
"Ladies and gentlemen...LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE." Tala's voice came over the speakers, in a tone not usually assocaited with Tala. "Get get get ready ready ready to RUMBLE"
"Ya'll ready for this? Ya'll ready for this?" Tala made his entrance on the stage with that, motioning to his body and asking the same question he was saying in his eyes. "Whoomp! There it is. Hitman! Pump up the jam. Yo pump it up. Yo pump it." Tala brought his body to a sudden right and then moved his hands up and down to motion...well ya. "This is your night-be agressive, b-e agressive. HIT IT! Ya'll ready for this?"
"Whoomp!" With that sound Tala brought his groin to the forward quickly, making a hard thrust. "I like to move it move it." Tala made a cocky that just seemed to entice all of the judges. "Whoomp!" Again with that pelvic thrust. "I like to move it move it." Another cocky gesture. "Whoomp!" Leslie almost groaned at this third thrust. "I like to move it move it. WHOOMP! There it is! Move it!" Tala moved to the front of the stage, his steps in time with the beat.
Tala took a hold of the pole. {A/N: me thinky that these guys are too attached to this pole} "WHOOMP!" Tala ground against the pole. "I like to move it move it." Tala moved up and down on the pole. "WHOOMP!" Another grind. "I like to move it move it." More rubbing. "WHOOMP!" Tala pushed away and spun around, grinding his ass against the pole this time. "I like to move it move it." Tala moved up and down enticely again. "Give it up girl." Tala pushed completely away from the pole.
"Welcome to the big show." That voice clearly wasn't Tala's. Or was it? "Let me hear you say way-oh." Tala grinned when the audience did say way-oh. "Simply put you're about to say way-oh." The audience responded again. There was a pause and then Tala looked up grinning. "let me see your tootsie roll." Tala grinned and winked at Leslie. "Tootsie roll! WHOOMP! There it is." Tala pretended to see something and hide his eyes and turned around while thrusting his hips at the 'whoomp' part. "Let me hear you say way-oh." Tala walked back to the beginning of the stage, swaying his hips somemore.
"These sounds swirling through my mind." Tala started, pretending to hold his head in agony, only to snap out of it one second later and jump up with the next word. "DEFENSE!" Same thing three times more. "These sounds swirling through my mind." Tala jumped forward and spun around on the floor, only to get up again.
"Action action, we want action." Tala announced, running his hand down to show exactly where he wanted his 'action' {A/N: -_-U}. "A-C-T." Tala pretended to be a cheerleader and punched the air in front of him with each letter. "I-O-N" Tala swayed his hips to each of the last letters. "Action boys, action HEY!" Tala jumped up to his orginal height.
"Pump up the jam, yah pump it up." Tala sang again, just moving to the beat, his string of inspiration leaving him {A/N: Know how you feel Tala!} "While your feet are stomping." He stomped his feet. "And the gym is pumping." Nothing. "Look ahead the crowd is jumpin." Tala looked towards the door as it opened and Aurora walked in.
"Pump it up, a little more." Tala moved his hips down and he leaned over, as if telling someone a little secret. "Get the party going on the dance floor." Tala jumped up and danced alluringly. "See 'cuz that's where the party's at and you'll find out if you do that."
"Oh-wa." Tala made that strange little sound as he made his way back to the pole. "A place to stay. Get your booty on the floor-tonight make my day." Tala swung around the pole. {A/N: leslie: how on earth did he do that? Kim: *shrugs*}
"Oh-wa." Tala landed on the floor and wrapped a leg around the pole. "A place to stay. Get your booty on the floor-tonight make my day." Tala used that leg to lower himself off of the stage and into ALMOST the lap of Kai.
*skips the rest of the song because it's kinda boring..just realize that Tala does NOT end up in Kai's lap and that Tala finishes the song*
Tala stomped to the back of the stage and went into the wings. He couldn't believe that Aurora had the nerve to glare at him for dancing when she had been the one that had kissed that guy in the coffee shop.
Tala heard someone run towards him and Tala turned away from the noise, making a barrier of sorts with his back. He didn't want to talk to Aurora right now. She was confusing him and he didn't like it.
"Tala." Aurora exclaimed, throwing her arms around him and holding him close. "Tala-"
Tala stiffened, which he knew hurt Aurora deeply but he couldn't help it. It wasn't his fault, it was the fact that she had been so ... Tala didn't know how to describe it.
"What do you want?" Tala asked, surprised at how cold his voice sounded to him.
"Tala. I'm sorry." Aurora said, burying her face in Tala's back. "I don't want to hurt you like this. Which is why I think you should go and be with someone that cares more about you. Someone like Shara."
"SHARA?" Tala exclaimed, turning around to stare Aurora in the eye. "Have you gone mad?"
"No." Aurora said and looked down. "I just think she'd be better for you."
Tala sighed and slid her hand under Aurora's chin and tilted it up. "No one could be better for me than you." Tala kissed Aurora gently. "No one."
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Hidden in the shadows a person growled softly. "The soft-hearted girl part may not have worked Tala but mark my words. You will be mine."
Disclaimer: i do not own any of them...and except Macy, Krys, Hannah, Raye & Shara
Chappie Nine: I'm too sexy for a movie audition
"Alright today is going to be a little bit different." Jeremy grinned. "Alright, maybe it's not. I just want to see what kind of talents you have. So we're going to make you sing and dance to the songs that we think suit you the most."
Kai and Rei looked at each other. Uh oh. This could definitely be bad. They looked at the panel of judges and were surprised because of two things. One, Shara wasn't there. Two, Leslie was.
Leslie saw them looking at him and waved, winking as he did so. Kai found it really hard not to smile back at Leslie but he managed it, keeping the 'i dont give a crap' look on his face. Rei on the other hand smiled and waved back, seeming to be uneffected by the fact that Leslie was gay and most definitely interested in them.
"Alright the first judge will declare what Tala has to do." Jeremy announced, turning to Leslie. "So what do you want him to dance to?"
Leslie looked up and grinned.
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All Tala could think of was Aurora. There wasn't going to be any heart in his performance and he told Jeremy that. Which was why Jeremy said that he could wait until later to do his dance and they had made Rei go instead. Rei hadn't seemed too pleased with the song he had to dance and sing to but he didn't seem to be too upset either.
Rei went to the back room and noticed that there was tons of stuff for him to change into so that he could...make a better impression for the audience. Rei blushed at that thought. He wasn't into singing in front of people and this was most definitely going to test his stage fright since he had no choice in it whatsoever.
Rei choose a pair of tight black pants and a black tank top. Then he sighed and exited, staring out at the crowd from behind the curtain. He was really nervous about this. And since he was going to be singing a 'girl' song, that was going to make it that much worse.
"Come on Rei." Leslie said, coming up behind him. "You can do this. I promise it won't be as bad as you think it will be. You'll be great. I promise you."
Rei nodded and walked out on the stage, smiling nervously as girls whistled at his choice of outfit. Rei looked back and saw Leslie standing there with an encouraging smile on his face. Rei swallowed and turned back to the front, waiting for the song to start.
Rei moved slightly to the music as it started, his embarassment still taking over him. Rei swallowed again and turned to the crowd, scanning for someone to look at that he wouldn't be as embarassed about.
"I look up to the little birds that glide-" Rei sang it softly, so soft that he could barely hear it. "across the sky." Rei moved forward a little bit.
"Come on Rei." Kai cheered.
Rei smiled, realizing that he shouldn't be so nervous and moved alittle easier to the beat. "He sings the clearest melody. It makes me want to cry. It makes me want to sit right down and cry." Rei spun around quickly, and brought his body sharply to the left.
"I walk along the city streets so dark with rage and fear." Rei moved from side to side, letting the music take him. "And I, I wish that I could be that bird and fly. Away from here. I wish I had the wings to fly away from here."
"My my I feel so low." With that Rei didn't even think about it and just dropped to the ground. "My my where do I go?" Rei arched his back and grinded his back end against the ground as he remembered seeing other people do before. "My my what do I know? My my we reap what we sow." Rei got up and smiled at the audience before spinning around and away.
"They always said that you knew best but." Rei looked teasingly over his shoulder and winked. "this little bird's falling out of that place now. I got a feeling that I might have been blessed, I'll just have to put these wings to the test." Rei spun around until he fell against the pole in the front of the stage. With the next little part Rei ground against the pole, moaning and making little noises of appreciation, his stage fright completely forgotten.
"For I am just a, troubled soul whose weighted. Weighted to the ground." Rei slipped down the pole to the ground. "Give me the strength to, carry on 'til I can lay my burden down. Give me the strength to lay this burden down down down down." Rei stood back up and wrapped his legs around the pole. "Give me the strength to lay it down." Rei fell backwards letting his legs hold him up and his back touched the ground.
"My my I feel so low." Rei pulled himself back up. "My my where do I go?" Back down. "My my what do I know?" Back up. "My my we reap what we sow." Back up and away from the pole.
"They always said that you knew best but." Rei ran his hand across his chest and smirked. "this little bird's falling out of that place now." Rei pulled his shirt right off of his chest and threw it to Leslie who was still waiting in the back. "I got a feeling that I might have been blessed, I'll just have to put these wings to the test." Rei walked back to the pole and began to move against it again, until the music ended.
Then he realized what he had just done and, blushing, ran for the backstage, right into Leslie's waiting arms.
Leslie stroked his hair and hugged him. "It's alright. You didn't do anything wrong. It's alright. I'm sure your girlfriend loved it."
Rei felt a hand on his shoulder and Hannah's angelic voice filled the air. "I did Rei. It's alright. You were good."
Rei didn't believe them and buried his head in Leslie's shoulder.
~*~ ~*~ ~*~
"What do you mean you hired him?"
Aurora was in the girl's bathroom at that coffee shop. She was staring in disbelief at her biggest rival in her whole life; Shara.
Shara sighed and ran her hand through her hair and turned away. "It's just like I said. I thought that if I were to get you with another guy, even for just a few seconds you would end up getting Tala jealous and you two would break up. I thought that it would make me getting Tala that much easier."
"And then why in the hell are you telling me your plan? Did you finally realize that it wasn't going to work or did you just realize that I was going to kill you if you even tried it." Aurora asked, her fist clenching and unclenching by her side.
"Actually it has nothing to do with you and it was working. Tala was completely vonerable and he would have been an easy subject for me." Shara looked at Aurora and then shook her head. "You just wouldn't understand what made me change my mind." Shara crossed her arms over those fake breasts of hers.
"Oh yah. Try me." Aurora said, her glared daring Shara to do anything else.
"The only reason why I'm here, keeping you from being a complete idiot is because I saw how sad he looked when he thought that you were with another guy and even I couldn't deal with that. It was just so sad." Shara glared at Aurora and grabbed her by the shoulder. "So now I'm telling you that if you don't shape up and take care of that man I'm going to kill you."
Aurora looked at Shara and then shook her head. "No. You're lying. There is no way in hell someone as bitchy as you would ever have feelings for anyone else. You just want Jared now too because you're too greedy to have one guy. Well don't worry. You can have Jared. I'm with Tala, not Jared."
Shara rolled her eyes. "Then why in the hell are you in a coffee shop with him? Then why in the hell were you having a make-out session with him and why the hell aren't you with Tala at the movie audition today?" Shara growled and stomped out of the bathroom, pausing at the door. "You know what, you are incredibly naive when it comes to these things and that's goign to be your down fall. Be happy that I have a heart 'cause the next girl won't."
Aurora watched Shara go, confusion written all over her face.
~*~ ~*~ ~*~
One of the girls sang 'Oops, I did it again' another singing some other Britney Spears songs. Kai watched Leslie and was amused to notice that every time someone did that he's wince and write down a very big, loopy zero. Kai may not have been able to see the paper but he could tell that it was a zero.
Then it was someone's turn to pick what Kai had to sing to. They looked at him and then whispered among themselves before the judge turned back to Kai with a smile on his face. "Would you sing the song 'I'm too sexy' for us?" {A/N: Yes I realize I used this song for the modeling chapter but it's Kai's offical song. Work with me}
Kai nodded and went into the back room where there was a row of costumes and he had exactly five minutes to change and be ready for what he was about to do. Kai looked around and smirked. He had an idea.
Kai grabbed a pair of black jeans, pretty much the same ones that he had worn for the modeling process. Kai slipped them on and smirked when they clung to him and left little to the imagination. Then Kai looked around and grabbed an everyday t-shirt. After all, it wasn't going to be around for very long into the song.
Then Kai grabbed a cowboy hat that he noticed at the corner of the room and put it on. Smirking at his reflection Kai waited for the people to come and get him. There was no way in hell he was going to look like he was ready for this in such a short time. People might start thinking that he actually liked doing stuff like this and that most definitely would not work.
Three minutes later someone came and knocked at the door. Kai growled and told them to wait a minute and then he stood behind the door and waited for a minute before flinging it open. Kai looked at the shocked boy that had come to get him and stalked out to the stage entrance. These people weren't going to know what hit them.
Kai waited for the song to start before he went on stage.
"I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me" With that line Kai walked out onto the stage and tipped his head down a little bit so that no one was able to see his face. Then he walked to the end of the catwalk and waited for the next part of the song.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts" With those words Kai tilted his head up, gave the crowd what he thought was a sexy grin {A/N: *faints at the sexiness of it*} and then reaches for his shirt and rips it in half, letting it fall off of his shoulder.
"I'm too sexy for Mulan, too sexy for Mulan, New York and Japan" Kai grated his hips to the music, letting it take over his body and he heard a few girls gasp in shock. Kai merely shook his head and rolled his eyes behind his closed eyelids.
For the short musicial break Kai merely grabbed the pole that was placed in the stage and twisted around it, rubbing up against it, immitating something else.
"I'm too sexy for this party, too sexy for this party, no way I'm disco dancing" Kai pushed away from the pole and walked up the catwalk to the end and positioned himself.
"I'm a marvel. You know what I mean. I do my little turn on the catwalk." Kai strode up the catwalk, his movements exaggerated and tough. The jeans making it almost impossible to move at such a rate and seemed to feel like they were going to fall down any moment now. Then he turned around aruptedly.
"On the cat walk, on the cat walk, yah. I do my little turn on the cat walk" Kai turned and looked over his shoulder at the panel of judges and winked at them before slowly bringing himself to the floor and back up by shaking his hips.
"I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car, too sexy by far" Kai faced his audience and ran a hand innocently through his hair with a look on his face and his other hand on a place that indicated that he certainly was NOT innocent.
"I'm too sexy for my hat" Kai took the edge of the cowboy hat in between his thumb and his forefinger and brough it down so that it hid his face.
"Too sexy for my hat" Kai flicked the hat up like a cowboy would and gave a matching grin.
"What do you think about that" Kai took off the hat and threw it into the audience in one swift movement, tossing it right for where Leslie was sitting. Leslie caught it and put it on his head, grinning.
"I'm a marvel, you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the catwalk" Kai standered up the catwalk and turned quickly, facing away from the judges again.
"On the catwalk, on the catwalk yah, and I shake my little tush on the catwalk" Kai shook his ass from side to side, smirking as he heard girls whistle for him. As well as Leslie of course.
During this instrumental break Kai winked at Leslie and jumped down off the stage, standing in front of him and twisting and moving to the beat, laughing inside as he did so, watching Leslie's reaction. Maybe it wasn't that bad being a little lose sometimes if this was the kind of reaction he was going to get out of it.
"I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat" Kai jumped back onto the stage and walked to where the curtains met the stage.
"I'm a marvel, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk" Kai slauntered his way down the stage again, winking and smirking smugly as he watched everyone go crazy. He turned around quickly so that no one could see the smile that was growing on his face.
"On the catwalk. On the catwalk, yay. I shake my little tush on the catwalk" Kai shook his ass one more time and then made it to the end of the catwalk and stared everyone down.
"I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat, poor pussy. Poor pussy cat" Kai got down on all fours and leaned down, running his hands all over himself.
"I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me" Kai flipped his body over so that he was on his back and then had it so that his upper body was hanging off the stage as he looked at everyone.
"And I'm too sexy for this song." Kai pulled himself up aruptedly and looked away from the audience, hearing the immense clap as soon as that line was said. Kai smirked. That was too easy.
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Aurora took a look at her watch. She had been wandering around this stupid park for two hours now. She wondered what Tala was doing right now. She wondered if Shara had been a bitch and had gone and told Tala that she had been on a date with Jared.
Well it wasn't really a date but Tala could probably see it that way if Shara was the one telling him about it. Aurora growled. Why did this sort of thing have to happen to her? She loved Tala.
So then why had she gone on a date with Jared?
Aurora couldn't answer that question and her conscious refused to let her just ignore the question. A wind blew furious at Aurora, as if it was trying to knock the answer out of her. Literally. Aurora wrapped her coat around her tighter and continued on her way around the park.
Why had she gone out with Jared? Why had she gone with him to that stupid coffee shop? Why hadn't she shook her head and said that she had a boyfriend, that she was just taking a walk and that she didn't need anyone else around? Why hadn't she? Had Jared done something that she liked?
Or did she just go with Jared because he was willing to do something that Tala wasn't?
Aurora sighed. Life was just so confusing with all of these stupid questions. Why did it have to be so confusing?
Aurora turned in the direction of the audition building, the wind pulling at her hair and causing it to fly around wildly. She needed to go to Tala.
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Now it was finally Tala's turn. Kai had gone to the back of the room after his 'dance' because he was tired of people pawing him, literally. He hadn't changed out of his jeans and with his shirt missing he made a very alluring sight. Or at least that's what Leslie thought.
Leslie watched as Tala disappeared to the back room and wondered what Tala was going to do for him dance. If it was any where near as good as Rei's and Kai's were, then Tala was a shoo-in for the next stage of this competition. Which meant that he was almost there since he only have two more tests after this one.
The music started, slowly. Leslie grinned, he liked this song. It was a good one. Definitely something that Leslie enjoyed listening to.
"Ladies and gentlemen...LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE." Tala's voice came over the speakers, in a tone not usually assocaited with Tala. "Get get get ready ready ready to RUMBLE"
"Ya'll ready for this? Ya'll ready for this?" Tala made his entrance on the stage with that, motioning to his body and asking the same question he was saying in his eyes. "Whoomp! There it is. Hitman! Pump up the jam. Yo pump it up. Yo pump it." Tala brought his body to a sudden right and then moved his hands up and down to motion...well ya. "This is your night-be agressive, b-e agressive. HIT IT! Ya'll ready for this?"
"Whoomp!" With that sound Tala brought his groin to the forward quickly, making a hard thrust. "I like to move it move it." Tala made a cocky that just seemed to entice all of the judges. "Whoomp!" Again with that pelvic thrust. "I like to move it move it." Another cocky gesture. "Whoomp!" Leslie almost groaned at this third thrust. "I like to move it move it. WHOOMP! There it is! Move it!" Tala moved to the front of the stage, his steps in time with the beat.
Tala took a hold of the pole. {A/N: me thinky that these guys are too attached to this pole} "WHOOMP!" Tala ground against the pole. "I like to move it move it." Tala moved up and down on the pole. "WHOOMP!" Another grind. "I like to move it move it." More rubbing. "WHOOMP!" Tala pushed away and spun around, grinding his ass against the pole this time. "I like to move it move it." Tala moved up and down enticely again. "Give it up girl." Tala pushed completely away from the pole.
"Welcome to the big show." That voice clearly wasn't Tala's. Or was it? "Let me hear you say way-oh." Tala grinned when the audience did say way-oh. "Simply put you're about to say way-oh." The audience responded again. There was a pause and then Tala looked up grinning. "let me see your tootsie roll." Tala grinned and winked at Leslie. "Tootsie roll! WHOOMP! There it is." Tala pretended to see something and hide his eyes and turned around while thrusting his hips at the 'whoomp' part. "Let me hear you say way-oh." Tala walked back to the beginning of the stage, swaying his hips somemore.
"These sounds swirling through my mind." Tala started, pretending to hold his head in agony, only to snap out of it one second later and jump up with the next word. "DEFENSE!" Same thing three times more. "These sounds swirling through my mind." Tala jumped forward and spun around on the floor, only to get up again.
"Action action, we want action." Tala announced, running his hand down to show exactly where he wanted his 'action' {A/N: -_-U}. "A-C-T." Tala pretended to be a cheerleader and punched the air in front of him with each letter. "I-O-N" Tala swayed his hips to each of the last letters. "Action boys, action HEY!" Tala jumped up to his orginal height.
"Pump up the jam, yah pump it up." Tala sang again, just moving to the beat, his string of inspiration leaving him {A/N: Know how you feel Tala!} "While your feet are stomping." He stomped his feet. "And the gym is pumping." Nothing. "Look ahead the crowd is jumpin." Tala looked towards the door as it opened and Aurora walked in.
"Pump it up, a little more." Tala moved his hips down and he leaned over, as if telling someone a little secret. "Get the party going on the dance floor." Tala jumped up and danced alluringly. "See 'cuz that's where the party's at and you'll find out if you do that."
"Oh-wa." Tala made that strange little sound as he made his way back to the pole. "A place to stay. Get your booty on the floor-tonight make my day." Tala swung around the pole. {A/N: leslie: how on earth did he do that? Kim: *shrugs*}
"Oh-wa." Tala landed on the floor and wrapped a leg around the pole. "A place to stay. Get your booty on the floor-tonight make my day." Tala used that leg to lower himself off of the stage and into ALMOST the lap of Kai.
*skips the rest of the song because it's kinda boring..just realize that Tala does NOT end up in Kai's lap and that Tala finishes the song*
Tala stomped to the back of the stage and went into the wings. He couldn't believe that Aurora had the nerve to glare at him for dancing when she had been the one that had kissed that guy in the coffee shop.
Tala heard someone run towards him and Tala turned away from the noise, making a barrier of sorts with his back. He didn't want to talk to Aurora right now. She was confusing him and he didn't like it.
"Tala." Aurora exclaimed, throwing her arms around him and holding him close. "Tala-"
Tala stiffened, which he knew hurt Aurora deeply but he couldn't help it. It wasn't his fault, it was the fact that she had been so ... Tala didn't know how to describe it.
"What do you want?" Tala asked, surprised at how cold his voice sounded to him.
"Tala. I'm sorry." Aurora said, burying her face in Tala's back. "I don't want to hurt you like this. Which is why I think you should go and be with someone that cares more about you. Someone like Shara."
"SHARA?" Tala exclaimed, turning around to stare Aurora in the eye. "Have you gone mad?"
"No." Aurora said and looked down. "I just think she'd be better for you."
Tala sighed and slid her hand under Aurora's chin and tilted it up. "No one could be better for me than you." Tala kissed Aurora gently. "No one."
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Hidden in the shadows a person growled softly. "The soft-hearted girl part may not have worked Tala but mark my words. You will be mine."