A Tale of two loves (Sorry that its scripted)

(Inuyasha was sitting on a bench with kikiyou)

Inuyasha: You do love me don't you?

Kikiyou: ...

Inuyasha: I said do you love me!

Kikiyou: ... Umm was that a rhetorical Question?

Inuyasha: No Damn it now answer me!

Kikiyou: If I say no will you inflict pain on me?

Inuyasha: Yes, Yes I will now answer!

Kikiyou: ... (walks away)

Inuyasha: Damn it! Not again!

(Kagome walks up and sits on the bench)

Kagome: What's the matter?

Inuyasha: Do you think kikiyou loves me?

Kagome: ...

Inuyasha: I said do you think kikiyou loves me?

Kagome: Is that a rhetorical Question

Inuyasha: What's The use!

Kagome: ...(walks away)

Inuyasha: Come back damn it!!!!!

Kagome: (continues to walk)

Miroku: She's not coming back

Inuyasha: What the when did you get here?

Miroku: I've been here the whole time you retard

Inuyasha: Well leave ass-hole

Miroku: ok but just so you know Kikiyou doesn't love you! (runs away)