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Last Chapter was all about the girls secretly starting a water war with the boys. By some turn of event, Beast Boy had every squirt gun ever made stock piled in his room, so let's see who can gain an advantage.
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Beast Boy: Here they come!!! The door swung open as the three girls blasted it off its hinges. To their horror, they saw all the of the boys with their own guns.
Robin: "Say hello to my little friend!!!" Robin pressed the trigger as tons of water streamed out of the nozzle. "Beast Boy, awesome gun!"
Beast Boy: Thanks; it pumps out 5 gallons per minute, my best design! Beast Boy took his gun and began to fire at the girls standing helplessly outside the door.
Robin: 5 GALLONS!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Robin continued to pummel the girls.
Cyborg: Less talky, more squirty! The three boys gave all they had straight at the girls who were too shocked to resist.
Terra: (glub glub) RETREAT!!! (gulb glub) RETREAT!!! Terra and Raven began to run away while Starfire stayed and tried to fight.
Raven: STARFIRE, RETREAT MEANS FALL BACK!!!
Starfire: Oh. Starfire fell backwards onto the floor and was being doused with water.
Raven: NO, IT MEANS RUN WAWY!!!
Starfire: Oh yes, now I comprehend the order! Starfire flew after the others, soaking wet.
Beast Boy: VICTORY!!! MY WEAPONS RULE ALL!!!
Robin: Not yet, we have to make sure they surrender and the war is ours. They may have used sneaky tactics the start this war, but it won't help them end it.
Cyborg: If we can get to my room, I can create us some bigger guns. It may take a while but their power will have no limit!
Beast Boy: Dudes! What's wrong with what we have here?
Robin: Beast Boy, truly this will be helpful, but some extra power wouldn't be so bad.
Beast Boy: (mumbling) Fine... So long my collection! Beast Boy pressed a button that turned off the light in his room and also retreated the guns back into the wall.
Cyborg: (pumps up gun) Come on, let's go.
The boys slowly make their way to Cyborg's room, being careful not the get ambushed. They encountered a few blockades here and there, but they were quickly destroyed by Beast Boy's supreme weaponry (Let's assume Beast boy also has "rocket launching" squirt guns (guns that shoot globs of water at high speeds)) which tore right through the blocking table or couch (how they got a couch in the hallway, please don't ask) the girls had set up. The boys were getting very close to Cyborg's room, and the girls were getting desperate.
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Terra waking back and forth in front of Raven and Starfire dressed in a general uniform.
Terra: Listen up troops! Our menace (pulls out slide show with the three boys) Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Robin have a strong motivation to reach our current location. Our sources still say the reason is unknown, but whatever they wan in there can't be good for us. We have set up this last blockade to stop them, but it wont be easy. (New slide) These are their weapons. Most of the ones in there possession are designed by Beast Boy, and believe me, they aren't pretty. Those things can rip right through us. (New slide) These are your weapons. They aren't as good as our mortal enemies, but still pretty good.
Raven: Terra, um, why are we having this little presentation?
Terra: There's no room for excuses in war soldier! Now, moving on. (New slide) This is our current position and our little fortress. The best gunpoints are shown in blue (whips out speech stick thingy and points to blue spots.) Red marks are good re-load points, very strong, you wont suffer much damage. Now, choose your weapons wisely, because we cannot back down! The fight will end here! WE WILL NOT SURRENDER, AND THE NIGHT WILL BE OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starfire: Um, Terra, not to be rudely interrupting, but the boys have achieved visual distance.
Terra: BATTLE STATIONS!!! BATTLE STATIONS!!! DON'T JUST SIT AROUND, GET READY TO FIRE!!! The girls quickly reached their positions and waited for the boys to come in range. They could easily see them now, and the fight would be joined.
Robin: Hey, do you guys see what I see?
Cyborg: Yeah looks like some kind of junk heap/blockade.
Beast Boy: "No problem. I think my little friend here can take this out and we'll be on our way." Beast Boy immediately aimed his rocket launcher at the blockade and fired. The shot sped and impacted the wall, but nothing happened. "Damn that's strong. I think I need a bigger gun." Beast Boy flings out a launcher the size of a car.
Robin: What the... Where the... How did you fit that in your pocket!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Beast Boy: Not sure, but then again, WHO CARES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Beast Boy fired again at the mini-fortress with one big blast, but it had the same result as before.
Boys: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Beast Boy: Dude, this is my strongest gun, and it didn't do shit!
Robin: "Guess we can't win this by brute force." Robin puts away his monster gun and pulls out two mini-machine guns (water style) "We gotta win this with madness and chaos.
Cyborg: Can't we still use these big guns?
Robin: You do if you want, but I'm fighting my way.
Beast Boy: INCOMING!!! The girls had begun to fire at the unsuspecting fellows.
Terra: Give 'em our watery version of hell! The girls gave all they had, but the boys simply backed away out of their range. They fired for nearly fifteen minutes straight before one Titan noticed something.
Beast Boy: Uh guys, we're gonna have more trouble than we thought.
Robin: What are you talking about?
Beast Boy: Their tactic, non-stop firing, there using hoses to power their guns!
Cyborg: How do we fight an endless supply of water!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Robin: HEAD ON!!! Robin's competitive ego had enough waiting as he began to charge toward the fortress.
Beast Boy: Come on, we gotta back him up! Beast Boy and Cyborg followed Robin's mad dash to the fort as they were pummeled by water. But the three boys were not going to give up, they quickly reached the stronghold and began to attack the gateway.
Raven: Why did we put a door on this!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Terra: Don't ask me, it was Starfire's idea!
Starfire: I merely wished to have an easily accessible way in.
Terra: You can fly Starfire, why do you need a door!?!?!?!?!?!? The door had finally given way and the boys ran inside, to see an extremely well designed outpost. Two floors, sturdy walls, and then they saw the hoses connected to the main guns.
Robin: ½ TEEN TITAN'S, GO!!! Robin, Beast Boy, and Cyborg had broke in and were firing at random. Robin using his machine guns, Cyborg with his big monster, and Beast Boy, oh Beast Boy, with your car sized rocket launcher. The girls in the fortress tried their best to defend themselves, but the supreme weaponry was too much.
Terra: EVACUATE!!! The Terra, Raven, and Starfire immediately dropped their guns and fled from the fort. As they abandoned the outpost, the boys fired upon them with their own guns, chanting in joy and satisfaction.
Beast Boy: BOYS 2, GIRLS 0!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Robin: Nice work guys. We got a little wet, but I think it was worth it.
Beast Boy: You know, I like this little establishment. I think we can use it. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cyborg: Sure we can, but first I gotta build the gun to tip this wars balance.
Robin: Good idea. Beast Boy, you stay out here. Keep guard, if there's anything stranger, call us immediately. Beast Boy begins to pick up gigantic machine guns.
Beast Boy: No problem, but why are you leaving.
Robin: The quicker we can build this new gun of Cyborg's, the quicker we can win this war.
Beast Boy: Fine, you guys go ahead in. (pumps guns) Nothing's getting' by me...
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How do you like that? MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Just a little fact, the ending will probably come to a shock to most of you. Have you noticed Beast Boy loses his costume when he transforms? Is his costume that little black that's most of the time there? What about when it's not there. Or spots? It makes no sense. Anyway, please review. I hope it is funny for you readers to, well, read. PLEASE REVIEW, that's all.
Rising_Terminator6 out...
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Last Chapter was all about the girls secretly starting a water war with the boys. By some turn of event, Beast Boy had every squirt gun ever made stock piled in his room, so let's see who can gain an advantage.
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Beast Boy: Here they come!!! The door swung open as the three girls blasted it off its hinges. To their horror, they saw all the of the boys with their own guns.
Robin: "Say hello to my little friend!!!" Robin pressed the trigger as tons of water streamed out of the nozzle. "Beast Boy, awesome gun!"
Beast Boy: Thanks; it pumps out 5 gallons per minute, my best design! Beast Boy took his gun and began to fire at the girls standing helplessly outside the door.
Robin: 5 GALLONS!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Robin continued to pummel the girls.
Cyborg: Less talky, more squirty! The three boys gave all they had straight at the girls who were too shocked to resist.
Terra: (glub glub) RETREAT!!! (gulb glub) RETREAT!!! Terra and Raven began to run away while Starfire stayed and tried to fight.
Raven: STARFIRE, RETREAT MEANS FALL BACK!!!
Starfire: Oh. Starfire fell backwards onto the floor and was being doused with water.
Raven: NO, IT MEANS RUN WAWY!!!
Starfire: Oh yes, now I comprehend the order! Starfire flew after the others, soaking wet.
Beast Boy: VICTORY!!! MY WEAPONS RULE ALL!!!
Robin: Not yet, we have to make sure they surrender and the war is ours. They may have used sneaky tactics the start this war, but it won't help them end it.
Cyborg: If we can get to my room, I can create us some bigger guns. It may take a while but their power will have no limit!
Beast Boy: Dudes! What's wrong with what we have here?
Robin: Beast Boy, truly this will be helpful, but some extra power wouldn't be so bad.
Beast Boy: (mumbling) Fine... So long my collection! Beast Boy pressed a button that turned off the light in his room and also retreated the guns back into the wall.
Cyborg: (pumps up gun) Come on, let's go.
The boys slowly make their way to Cyborg's room, being careful not the get ambushed. They encountered a few blockades here and there, but they were quickly destroyed by Beast Boy's supreme weaponry (Let's assume Beast boy also has "rocket launching" squirt guns (guns that shoot globs of water at high speeds)) which tore right through the blocking table or couch (how they got a couch in the hallway, please don't ask) the girls had set up. The boys were getting very close to Cyborg's room, and the girls were getting desperate.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Outside Cyborg's Room *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Terra waking back and forth in front of Raven and Starfire dressed in a general uniform.
Terra: Listen up troops! Our menace (pulls out slide show with the three boys) Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Robin have a strong motivation to reach our current location. Our sources still say the reason is unknown, but whatever they wan in there can't be good for us. We have set up this last blockade to stop them, but it wont be easy. (New slide) These are their weapons. Most of the ones in there possession are designed by Beast Boy, and believe me, they aren't pretty. Those things can rip right through us. (New slide) These are your weapons. They aren't as good as our mortal enemies, but still pretty good.
Raven: Terra, um, why are we having this little presentation?
Terra: There's no room for excuses in war soldier! Now, moving on. (New slide) This is our current position and our little fortress. The best gunpoints are shown in blue (whips out speech stick thingy and points to blue spots.) Red marks are good re-load points, very strong, you wont suffer much damage. Now, choose your weapons wisely, because we cannot back down! The fight will end here! WE WILL NOT SURRENDER, AND THE NIGHT WILL BE OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starfire: Um, Terra, not to be rudely interrupting, but the boys have achieved visual distance.
Terra: BATTLE STATIONS!!! BATTLE STATIONS!!! DON'T JUST SIT AROUND, GET READY TO FIRE!!! The girls quickly reached their positions and waited for the boys to come in range. They could easily see them now, and the fight would be joined.
Robin: Hey, do you guys see what I see?
Cyborg: Yeah looks like some kind of junk heap/blockade.
Beast Boy: "No problem. I think my little friend here can take this out and we'll be on our way." Beast Boy immediately aimed his rocket launcher at the blockade and fired. The shot sped and impacted the wall, but nothing happened. "Damn that's strong. I think I need a bigger gun." Beast Boy flings out a launcher the size of a car.
Robin: What the... Where the... How did you fit that in your pocket!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Beast Boy: Not sure, but then again, WHO CARES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Beast Boy fired again at the mini-fortress with one big blast, but it had the same result as before.
Boys: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Beast Boy: Dude, this is my strongest gun, and it didn't do shit!
Robin: "Guess we can't win this by brute force." Robin puts away his monster gun and pulls out two mini-machine guns (water style) "We gotta win this with madness and chaos.
Cyborg: Can't we still use these big guns?
Robin: You do if you want, but I'm fighting my way.
Beast Boy: INCOMING!!! The girls had begun to fire at the unsuspecting fellows.
Terra: Give 'em our watery version of hell! The girls gave all they had, but the boys simply backed away out of their range. They fired for nearly fifteen minutes straight before one Titan noticed something.
Beast Boy: Uh guys, we're gonna have more trouble than we thought.
Robin: What are you talking about?
Beast Boy: Their tactic, non-stop firing, there using hoses to power their guns!
Cyborg: How do we fight an endless supply of water!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Robin: HEAD ON!!! Robin's competitive ego had enough waiting as he began to charge toward the fortress.
Beast Boy: Come on, we gotta back him up! Beast Boy and Cyborg followed Robin's mad dash to the fort as they were pummeled by water. But the three boys were not going to give up, they quickly reached the stronghold and began to attack the gateway.
Raven: Why did we put a door on this!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Terra: Don't ask me, it was Starfire's idea!
Starfire: I merely wished to have an easily accessible way in.
Terra: You can fly Starfire, why do you need a door!?!?!?!?!?!? The door had finally given way and the boys ran inside, to see an extremely well designed outpost. Two floors, sturdy walls, and then they saw the hoses connected to the main guns.
Robin: ½ TEEN TITAN'S, GO!!! Robin, Beast Boy, and Cyborg had broke in and were firing at random. Robin using his machine guns, Cyborg with his big monster, and Beast Boy, oh Beast Boy, with your car sized rocket launcher. The girls in the fortress tried their best to defend themselves, but the supreme weaponry was too much.
Terra: EVACUATE!!! The Terra, Raven, and Starfire immediately dropped their guns and fled from the fort. As they abandoned the outpost, the boys fired upon them with their own guns, chanting in joy and satisfaction.
Beast Boy: BOYS 2, GIRLS 0!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Robin: Nice work guys. We got a little wet, but I think it was worth it.
Beast Boy: You know, I like this little establishment. I think we can use it. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cyborg: Sure we can, but first I gotta build the gun to tip this wars balance.
Robin: Good idea. Beast Boy, you stay out here. Keep guard, if there's anything stranger, call us immediately. Beast Boy begins to pick up gigantic machine guns.
Beast Boy: No problem, but why are you leaving.
Robin: The quicker we can build this new gun of Cyborg's, the quicker we can win this war.
Beast Boy: Fine, you guys go ahead in. (pumps guns) Nothing's getting' by me...
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How do you like that? MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Just a little fact, the ending will probably come to a shock to most of you. Have you noticed Beast Boy loses his costume when he transforms? Is his costume that little black that's most of the time there? What about when it's not there. Or spots? It makes no sense. Anyway, please review. I hope it is funny for you readers to, well, read. PLEASE REVIEW, that's all.
Rising_Terminator6 out...
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