I wonder how many reviews I have right now? Ah well, I'm too lazy to check.
I think it's like six. Anyway, it is really not important to you, as the
reader, yah. Also; if you do not enjoy my story, please stop reading it.
Just give me some bad review in chapter one or something and be gone! Be
gone spawn of darkness!! But if you enjoy my story, please read it to your
hearts content.
Please ignore all reviews by Marhsmello Da Strawberry Cow. Thank you and you may now begin reading.
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Beast Boy had been given monster squirt guns to protect Cyborg, Robin, and whatever they were building. The only problem is Beast Boy doesn't do well in such quiet situations. Waiting, and waiting, waiting for someone to pop around the corner so he could soak them down. Such patience was starting to scare Beast Boy since he always had to be looking behind him and in front of him.
Beast Boy: Ok, concentrate. There is nobody behind me, there is nobody behind me, there is nobody with a scary axe about to chop my head off behind me, AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Beast Boy turned around and began shooting at nothing. He was firing like mad all around him until Robin came out.
Robin: BEAST BOY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Beast Boy: I swear there was someone behind me. I hate this job. Can I please help you and Cyborg. Robin began to walk away.
Robin: No.
Beast Boy: "Why not?" But Robin simply ignored him as he re-entered the room, leaving Beast Boy alone again. "Ok, must stay calm. Must stay calm. Damn, why did I never ask Raven how to meditate. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Robin finally got through to Beast Boy through micro-ear. (They're those things you wear so you can talk with some mouthpiece in front of your mouth and some ear thingy in your ear so you can listen. Hope you know what I mean.)
Robin: BEAST BOY, STOP SHOOTING LIKE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
Beast Boy: Sorry, I thought I heard something in the air ven- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robin: Beast Boy, stop shooting like crazy or you're a dead man!
Beast Boy: Dude, I know this time! Something's in there!!! More banging was heard inside the vent.
Robin: Oh crap you're right. Get back in here, we can't let them destroy Cyborg's invention. Beast Boy enters the room to see Cyborg working hard on his project under a tarp.
Cyborg: You guys hold them off for a while, I just need to make this thing waterproof.
Robin: *click* You got it. Beast Boy, pick an opening. Watch it carefully... Beast Boy picked a vent close to the door while Robin stood on the other side of the room. By then they were certain the girls were in the vents. They heard whispering and clunks against the metal. That's when Beast Boy noticed something very, very bad.
Beast Boy: Hey Robin, what about that third ve- But Beast Boy could not be heard over the sound of the girls crashing into the room, guns firing like crazy.
Robin: FIRE!!!!!! Robin and Beast Boy began their battle with the three girls who took cover behind a small table.
Raven: It was a good plan, until now.
Starfire: Their weaponry is too exceptional, we cannot barrage them!
Terra: What do we have to lose, AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Terra appeared out from behind the table and began firing like crazy. She managed to strike Beast Boy and Robin a couple times before she was pummeled.
Raven: Starfire, we have to get out of here. We can't afford another loss!
Starfire: "We cannot withdraw, we must succeed! Starfire then took her turn to fire upon the boys, but it was too late.
Cyborg: BOO-YAHS!!! Cyborg pulled off the tarp, revealing the most powerful squirt gun ever. It had two 50 mm cannons, wheels, able to turn like a turret, a waterproof frontal armor, everything to make is supreme to anything else.
Robin: Say hello to my friend's friend! Cyborg turned on his cannon and began hammer Starfire into the wall with tremendous force.
Raven: Starfire! Raven had no choice but to retreat. She picked up her two fallen comrades and floated back into the air vents, but she was not safe there. Cyborg's cannon blasted right through the metal with deadly aim, but Raven managed to escape.
Beast Boy: That has got to be the most powerful squirt gun in the history of ever... Beast Boy was dazzled at the perfection of Cyborg's new weapon.
Cyborg: That's not all I made. Cyborg turned his arm into a cannon, but instead of a sonic blast, it shot out a giant stream of water.
Robin: Not bad dude, not bad.
Cyborg: Thanks. Now, let's go kick some girl ass!
The three boys left the room with some gigantic guns, and of coarse, Cyborg's cannon. They moved slowly through the hallways, watching for any sign of movement. Soon they came across an obstacle that might spell D-E-A- T-H for them, but it had to be overcome.
Beast Boy: So, anyone else wanna stick together?
Robin: Even if it will drastically endanger us, it has to be done.
Beast Boy: All right, I'll take the middle. Robin, you take right. Cyborg, go left. If you see anyone, spray them with everything you got.
Cyborg: Got it.
Robin: Let's go. The three boys separated into different hallways, each watching and listening very carefully for any sign of their current foes. Let's follow Robin, shall we?
Robin had gone a couple hundred yards when he heard slight giggling. He spun around to see if anybody was behind him, but nobody was there. He spun around again, but he was alone. Alone with one, no two, NO THREE, all three of the girls giggling.
Robin: Robin to BB and Cy, ROBIN TO BB AND CY, I GOT A SITUTION HERE!!!
Cyborg: What is it?
Robin: All three of them. They're here somewhere. I can't take them all, even with these awesome weapons.
Beast Boy: We'll be right there. Beast Boy out.
Cyborg: Cyborg out. Robin had a glimmer of hope he would be saved, but it was merely a glimmer. A glimmer fading fast. Somehow someone was squirting water and getting the entire hallway wet, but when Robin looked to see anybody, he couldn't even see a shadow. What scared him the most was when he turned around, one last time, only to see Terra, Starfire, and Raven standing on the ceiling, a few feet from him, guns pointed directly at his face.
Beast Boy and Cyborg arrived as soon as they could, but they were a little too slow. Robin had not given up yet, but every inch of him was covered in water.
Robin: FINALLY YOU'RE HERE!!! Robin ran to his two allies who had a nice blanket waiting for him.
Beast Boy: OPEN FIRE!!! Cyborg and Beast Boy began firing like madmen while Robin tried to recover. Everything was going well. That was, until they noticed the girls weren't backing down.
Terra: GIVE EM HELL!!!!!!!!!!!! Soon the perfect girl aim began taking its toll on the two warriors. Well, only one of them. Cyborg was protected with his cannon, but Beast Boy was completely exposed. Both teams were being damaged, but with the boys already down one, they were losing badly.
Starfire: Victory shall soon be achieved!
Beast Boy: NOT ON MY WATCH!!! Beast Boy's complete state of insaneness drove him into running head on at the girls. It wasn't a few feet before Beast Boy collapsed from the damage he received.
Robin: Beast Boy! Robin pulled out a gun and shot with a direct hit every time on one person. Starfire, the one who shot him fallen comrade last. Starfire's already wet body was collapsing just as Beast Boy's, and she soon fell. That's when Robin found his chance.
Cyborg: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Robin ignored Cyborg as he ran toward the two remaining girls, dodging what he could. He quickly was face-to-face with the girls when he dashed back, taking Starfire prisoner.
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I think I'll stop here, leaving you with a cliffy! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Feel my squirrelly wrath! Anyway, please send me reviews. Reviews are so pleasant. Well, most of the time they are. Sometimes darkness creeps onto the reviewer, tainting their soul, grabbing their very spirit and twisting it into mangled shapes... Oh sorry. I crossed the line again. Stupid me! MUST STOP CROSSING LINE BETWEEN NORMAL AND FREAKY!!! Anyway, Hasta la Vista! (I think I can say that, hmm....)
Please ignore all reviews by Marhsmello Da Strawberry Cow. Thank you and you may now begin reading.
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Beast Boy had been given monster squirt guns to protect Cyborg, Robin, and whatever they were building. The only problem is Beast Boy doesn't do well in such quiet situations. Waiting, and waiting, waiting for someone to pop around the corner so he could soak them down. Such patience was starting to scare Beast Boy since he always had to be looking behind him and in front of him.
Beast Boy: Ok, concentrate. There is nobody behind me, there is nobody behind me, there is nobody with a scary axe about to chop my head off behind me, AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Beast Boy turned around and began shooting at nothing. He was firing like mad all around him until Robin came out.
Robin: BEAST BOY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Beast Boy: I swear there was someone behind me. I hate this job. Can I please help you and Cyborg. Robin began to walk away.
Robin: No.
Beast Boy: "Why not?" But Robin simply ignored him as he re-entered the room, leaving Beast Boy alone again. "Ok, must stay calm. Must stay calm. Damn, why did I never ask Raven how to meditate. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Robin finally got through to Beast Boy through micro-ear. (They're those things you wear so you can talk with some mouthpiece in front of your mouth and some ear thingy in your ear so you can listen. Hope you know what I mean.)
Robin: BEAST BOY, STOP SHOOTING LIKE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
Beast Boy: Sorry, I thought I heard something in the air ven- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robin: Beast Boy, stop shooting like crazy or you're a dead man!
Beast Boy: Dude, I know this time! Something's in there!!! More banging was heard inside the vent.
Robin: Oh crap you're right. Get back in here, we can't let them destroy Cyborg's invention. Beast Boy enters the room to see Cyborg working hard on his project under a tarp.
Cyborg: You guys hold them off for a while, I just need to make this thing waterproof.
Robin: *click* You got it. Beast Boy, pick an opening. Watch it carefully... Beast Boy picked a vent close to the door while Robin stood on the other side of the room. By then they were certain the girls were in the vents. They heard whispering and clunks against the metal. That's when Beast Boy noticed something very, very bad.
Beast Boy: Hey Robin, what about that third ve- But Beast Boy could not be heard over the sound of the girls crashing into the room, guns firing like crazy.
Robin: FIRE!!!!!! Robin and Beast Boy began their battle with the three girls who took cover behind a small table.
Raven: It was a good plan, until now.
Starfire: Their weaponry is too exceptional, we cannot barrage them!
Terra: What do we have to lose, AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Terra appeared out from behind the table and began firing like crazy. She managed to strike Beast Boy and Robin a couple times before she was pummeled.
Raven: Starfire, we have to get out of here. We can't afford another loss!
Starfire: "We cannot withdraw, we must succeed! Starfire then took her turn to fire upon the boys, but it was too late.
Cyborg: BOO-YAHS!!! Cyborg pulled off the tarp, revealing the most powerful squirt gun ever. It had two 50 mm cannons, wheels, able to turn like a turret, a waterproof frontal armor, everything to make is supreme to anything else.
Robin: Say hello to my friend's friend! Cyborg turned on his cannon and began hammer Starfire into the wall with tremendous force.
Raven: Starfire! Raven had no choice but to retreat. She picked up her two fallen comrades and floated back into the air vents, but she was not safe there. Cyborg's cannon blasted right through the metal with deadly aim, but Raven managed to escape.
Beast Boy: That has got to be the most powerful squirt gun in the history of ever... Beast Boy was dazzled at the perfection of Cyborg's new weapon.
Cyborg: That's not all I made. Cyborg turned his arm into a cannon, but instead of a sonic blast, it shot out a giant stream of water.
Robin: Not bad dude, not bad.
Cyborg: Thanks. Now, let's go kick some girl ass!
The three boys left the room with some gigantic guns, and of coarse, Cyborg's cannon. They moved slowly through the hallways, watching for any sign of movement. Soon they came across an obstacle that might spell D-E-A- T-H for them, but it had to be overcome.
Beast Boy: So, anyone else wanna stick together?
Robin: Even if it will drastically endanger us, it has to be done.
Beast Boy: All right, I'll take the middle. Robin, you take right. Cyborg, go left. If you see anyone, spray them with everything you got.
Cyborg: Got it.
Robin: Let's go. The three boys separated into different hallways, each watching and listening very carefully for any sign of their current foes. Let's follow Robin, shall we?
Robin had gone a couple hundred yards when he heard slight giggling. He spun around to see if anybody was behind him, but nobody was there. He spun around again, but he was alone. Alone with one, no two, NO THREE, all three of the girls giggling.
Robin: Robin to BB and Cy, ROBIN TO BB AND CY, I GOT A SITUTION HERE!!!
Cyborg: What is it?
Robin: All three of them. They're here somewhere. I can't take them all, even with these awesome weapons.
Beast Boy: We'll be right there. Beast Boy out.
Cyborg: Cyborg out. Robin had a glimmer of hope he would be saved, but it was merely a glimmer. A glimmer fading fast. Somehow someone was squirting water and getting the entire hallway wet, but when Robin looked to see anybody, he couldn't even see a shadow. What scared him the most was when he turned around, one last time, only to see Terra, Starfire, and Raven standing on the ceiling, a few feet from him, guns pointed directly at his face.
Beast Boy and Cyborg arrived as soon as they could, but they were a little too slow. Robin had not given up yet, but every inch of him was covered in water.
Robin: FINALLY YOU'RE HERE!!! Robin ran to his two allies who had a nice blanket waiting for him.
Beast Boy: OPEN FIRE!!! Cyborg and Beast Boy began firing like madmen while Robin tried to recover. Everything was going well. That was, until they noticed the girls weren't backing down.
Terra: GIVE EM HELL!!!!!!!!!!!! Soon the perfect girl aim began taking its toll on the two warriors. Well, only one of them. Cyborg was protected with his cannon, but Beast Boy was completely exposed. Both teams were being damaged, but with the boys already down one, they were losing badly.
Starfire: Victory shall soon be achieved!
Beast Boy: NOT ON MY WATCH!!! Beast Boy's complete state of insaneness drove him into running head on at the girls. It wasn't a few feet before Beast Boy collapsed from the damage he received.
Robin: Beast Boy! Robin pulled out a gun and shot with a direct hit every time on one person. Starfire, the one who shot him fallen comrade last. Starfire's already wet body was collapsing just as Beast Boy's, and she soon fell. That's when Robin found his chance.
Cyborg: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Robin ignored Cyborg as he ran toward the two remaining girls, dodging what he could. He quickly was face-to-face with the girls when he dashed back, taking Starfire prisoner.
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I think I'll stop here, leaving you with a cliffy! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Feel my squirrelly wrath! Anyway, please send me reviews. Reviews are so pleasant. Well, most of the time they are. Sometimes darkness creeps onto the reviewer, tainting their soul, grabbing their very spirit and twisting it into mangled shapes... Oh sorry. I crossed the line again. Stupid me! MUST STOP CROSSING LINE BETWEEN NORMAL AND FREAKY!!! Anyway, Hasta la Vista! (I think I can say that, hmm....)