The telephone. Possibly one of mankind's great achievements. Getting
one to work from the Dark Kingdom was a little hard, and Naru had to talk
with some of the AT&T executives herself. But after arranging a satellite
link up, with some magical assistance, there was now a somewhat reliable
phone service between them and the physical world.
This of course was now being abused by the Queen's younger sister, who would call at all hours of the night, for any reason what so ever.
"No, I can't say I've ever proposed to another woman, so I really doubt I could give you any advice."
"Listen, you're 17 years old now. You don't have to rely on Mom or Dad to make your decisions for you."
"I'm sure mom would love her as a daughter in law."
"They have a few technics for that, it would probably be your and her daughter."
"You couldn't have a boy that way. There'd be no Y chromosome."
"That's not fair. I haven't even heard from Dad since my 9th birthday, how should I know what he thinks?"
"There's some types of magic over here that could do that, you don't have to find a sperm donor."
"I'm the queen, I have to know everything."
"I'm not a pervert."
"You know, I could just call Ruruna and tell her what you're planning, it would be a lot faster."
"Well, you're not getting around to it while calling me a pervert, are you?"
"Yes, and it's good to ask for advice. Just tell her what you feel, and it should all work out."
"Don't bring that up."
"That's not fair, it's completely different."
"Well for one, Ruruna does not have a group of people surrounding her at all times."
"Two, she actually cares about you and what you think."
"We are still talking about the same person, right?"
"No, it doesn't. It's completely different, Ruruna loves you..."
"Because I can tell, okay?"
"Because she'd do anything for you."
"Because I'm pretty sure she hasn't been on a date in the last few years, and she spends her weekends with you most of the time."
"Yeah, and try to imagine her with a boy."
"Jealousy is a rather nice indicator of how much you care."
"Really, just think about how she acts around you."
"Yeah... so?"
"I was a bridesmaid."
"Yeah, so what if I did. It's perfectly natural."
"Rei was the Maid of Honor."
"Trust me."
"I wasn't that drunk was I?"
"So, maybe it hit harder then I'd admit..."
"That really doesn't change the facts, does it?"
"Marriage is a sacred bond. I'm not going to try to break that just so I can feel better."
"No, in the long run what I feel doesn't matter."
"Trust me, in a couple thousand years, It won't matter if I'm happy or not."
"I've got to go. I'll give you a call next week, okay?"
"Hey, if Mom has a problem, you can come and live with me."
"Yeah, I can set you up with a storefront or something. It'd be nice to wear something that wasn't a cloak or a gown for once."
"The tastes around here are a little strange, but you have to take into account people sprout horns and claws randomly."
"It is a little hard to get accommodating styles some times though..."
"Love you too."
"Yes, I'll call for Mom's birthday too. Good night sis."
This of course was now being abused by the Queen's younger sister, who would call at all hours of the night, for any reason what so ever.
"No, I can't say I've ever proposed to another woman, so I really doubt I could give you any advice."
"Listen, you're 17 years old now. You don't have to rely on Mom or Dad to make your decisions for you."
"I'm sure mom would love her as a daughter in law."
"They have a few technics for that, it would probably be your and her daughter."
"You couldn't have a boy that way. There'd be no Y chromosome."
"That's not fair. I haven't even heard from Dad since my 9th birthday, how should I know what he thinks?"
"There's some types of magic over here that could do that, you don't have to find a sperm donor."
"I'm the queen, I have to know everything."
"I'm not a pervert."
"You know, I could just call Ruruna and tell her what you're planning, it would be a lot faster."
"Well, you're not getting around to it while calling me a pervert, are you?"
"Yes, and it's good to ask for advice. Just tell her what you feel, and it should all work out."
"Don't bring that up."
"That's not fair, it's completely different."
"Well for one, Ruruna does not have a group of people surrounding her at all times."
"Two, she actually cares about you and what you think."
"We are still talking about the same person, right?"
"No, it doesn't. It's completely different, Ruruna loves you..."
"Because I can tell, okay?"
"Because she'd do anything for you."
"Because I'm pretty sure she hasn't been on a date in the last few years, and she spends her weekends with you most of the time."
"Yeah, and try to imagine her with a boy."
"Jealousy is a rather nice indicator of how much you care."
"Really, just think about how she acts around you."
"Yeah... so?"
"I was a bridesmaid."
"Yeah, so what if I did. It's perfectly natural."
"Rei was the Maid of Honor."
"Trust me."
"I wasn't that drunk was I?"
"So, maybe it hit harder then I'd admit..."
"That really doesn't change the facts, does it?"
"Marriage is a sacred bond. I'm not going to try to break that just so I can feel better."
"No, in the long run what I feel doesn't matter."
"Trust me, in a couple thousand years, It won't matter if I'm happy or not."
"I've got to go. I'll give you a call next week, okay?"
"Hey, if Mom has a problem, you can come and live with me."
"Yeah, I can set you up with a storefront or something. It'd be nice to wear something that wasn't a cloak or a gown for once."
"The tastes around here are a little strange, but you have to take into account people sprout horns and claws randomly."
"It is a little hard to get accommodating styles some times though..."
"Love you too."
"Yes, I'll call for Mom's birthday too. Good night sis."