AN: Yaay! I finally updated this fic!!! This chapter, we get
to see where Drakken is currently, and the fellowship is complete.
Drakken
stood on the pile of broken robo-clones [1]. "Is that all you have, Dementor?"
he said, laughing scornfully. "Or is there a clone of Commodore Puddles you'd
like to introduce me to?" He smiled, while Dementor silently fumed.
Drakken had
created another portal into this dimension, and had run into its version of
Professor Dementor, who was apparently planning on creating robo-clones to
attack a particular Syd Lipsky. He had entered only to have a bio-scanner scan
his DNA pattern and brainwaves into a computer, which created two almost
perfect clones of him. Almost perfect, except for the miniscule flaw of them
not having the martial arts skills programmed into their brains. He dispatched
them easily. Dementor sent some of the other clones to attack, but he defeated
and destroyed them as well.
Of course,
there was another problem, but he'd let that one go for now. It turned out
that, in his haste to run off before Shego arrived, he'd accidentally grabbed
one of the earlier models of the Dimensporter watch. The earlier version of the
watch had a slight (slight meaning MAJOR) flaw that made the later version
superior. It turned out that, once you opened a window to another dimension
with the earlier version, it couldn't be closed. Thankfully, it turned out
Ratigan contacted someone in the other dimension and notified them of the test.
In
retrospect, however, it seemed that it would be awhile before Jessie Barkin
ever fully trusted her mirror again.
The
alternate universe Basil walked over to Ratigan, who was leaning casually
against his alternate universe counterpart's cane. "Well", he said
contemptuously, "I don't have a single clue if you are Ratigan, or maybe a
doppelganger in disguise to make me think you're Ratigan, but I do know that
you're up to something."
"We're in
an alternate universe", Ratigan thought, "And Basil's still as clueless as
ever."
A slight
groan emanated from the alternate universe Ratigan (AN: Who we will refer to in
future as Prof. Ratigan). Veeken walked over to him, Ratigan following, and
stood in his general line of vision. This would be interesting. Prof. Ratigan
blinked, and glared at the pre-teen hero, who stood over him, her hands on her
hips. "Who", he growled, "are you?"
"That
depends", Veeken retorted. "Who, may I ask, are you?"
Prof.
Ratigan growled. "Not one to sound juvenile", he said, calmly, "but I believe I
asked you first."
"What?",
Veeken asked. "Is it so wrong to give an honest reply?"
"You are an
impudent youth", Prof. Ratigan hissed. "Personally, I would cut off your head,
if it stood a little lower to the ground."
"I'd watch
what I say", Ratigan said, pointing the cane sword at Ratigan's chest.
"Otherwise you'd die before said stroke fell." [2]
Prof.
Ratigan blinked. "So that's what happened to my cane…"
"I can't
believe it!", Elaine Ratcliffe cried from somewhere else. Apparently, she'd
discovered the raven. She turned to glare at the group. "Which one of you did
this?!", she screeched. Ratigan pointed to Basil, who noticed, and pointed
right back at Ratigan. "One of you", Elaine hissed, storming towards them, "had
better have a good explanation for this… this…!"
"Listen",
the alternate universe Basil interjected suddenly, surprising everyone,
especially Ratigan, "Clone, robot, or the real Ratigan, the bird still was
trying to kill someone, namely me."
"And
your point is?", Elaine asked with mock-interest.
Meanwhile,
Veeken happened to look up at the Aurora, which was still blazing as ever,
strangely enough. "Um... guys?", she asked.
"Maybe
it hasn't occurred to you", Ratigan said scornfully, oblivious to Veeken's
inquiry, "that I happen to be from an alternate universe?!"
"Guys?", Veeken asked again more urgently. Elaine just stalked over to
Ratigan.
"Oh,
and I suppose that makes you special", Elaine retorted sarcastically.
Losing her
patience at last, Veeken shouted "GUYS!!!"
"What?!" both rats asked simultaneously.
"The
Aurora?", Veeken said helpfully, pointing towards the sky. The Aurora
flashed briefly once, and Ron Stoppable came tumbling down into Ratigan's arms.
He shook his
head, briefly dazed. He then turned and saw Elaine. "Well", he
crooned, "Hell-ooo, rodential-." Ratigan had enough with Ron, so he
dropped him onto the concrete. "Oof!"
There was
another flash, and Kim fell screaming from the sky, which wasn't exactly the
picture of a courageous teenaged heroine. Kim landed in Ratigan's arms.
"Hi, Kim", Ratigan greeted as if this was normal.
Meanwhile,
Ron had gotten up from the ground. "Rufus?", he called. The naked
mole rat poked his head out of Veeken's pocket, climbed out, and scampered over
to Ron's hands.
"Ah,
guys?", Basil inquired suddenly.
"What?", Ratigan asked harshly. "Can't you see I'm trying to
have an argument with... with..." He turned to the alternate universe
Basil. "What's her name?"
"Elaine", he said, surprised he didn't know her. "If you must
know, she's that Ratigan's protég", he added, pointing to Prof.
Ratigan.
Ratigan
looked from Elaine to Prof Ratigan, then to Elaine, then to Prof. Ratigan, then
to... Well, you get the idea. "Her?", he asked. "She's his protégé?"
He blinked. "She's not an-" He paused, then leaned towards the
alternate universe Basil and whispered "an r-a-t."
"Actually, I think she is", Basil stated out loud. "More than
likely wearing a corset."
"What?", Elaine interjected in anger.
"Oh,
really?", Veeken asked. "Someone's in denial",
she thought.
Under his
breath, Ratigan muttered "Déshonneur deport à l'espèce." [3]
"What
was that?", Elaine snapped suddenly.
"Nothing", Ratigan said quickly. The alternate universe Basil merely
smirked.
"Listen", Veeken interjected. "We need to get to this
spot", she said, holding up the Kimmunicator, displaying a map of the
location of the portal. "Do you have some way of getting us there?"
The
alternate universe Basil studied the map, then turned and walked towards the
stairwell. "Follow me" was all he said.
To Be
Continued...
1: Read Rocinante's fic So The Drama for info.
2: A little Two Towers action for ya, Reverspots (If you ever read this
fic).
3: French for "Corset-wearing disgrace to the species".
