Disclaimer: Do I really need to state the obvious? Okay, fine, Star Trek is officially not mine. Neither is the Spongebob Squarepants theme song. This adaptation, however, is mine (should I really be admitting this? .)
This is what happens when you're bored in your Creative Writing class (and when you're supposed to be doing something else...)
Anyway, these are "character profiles" of sorts (meaning, the strange sort) to the tune of Spongebob Squarepants. If you haven't seen Spongebob, or are unfamiliar with the tune, it kind of loses some of its humour (assuming it's humourous ; I think it is, of course, but I'm the writer, so I don't count :P) Depending on how you read it, and where you put the emphasis in the sentences and words, most of the lines should go almost perfectly with the tune.
Yes, I admit it, my sense of humour is somewhat ... warped :P But I find it kind of funny. Enjoy.
Spongespock Squarekirk
Are ye ready, Trekkies?
Aye, aye, Scotty!
I cannae hear you!
AYE, AYE, SCOTTY!!
Ohhhhh....
Who commands a starship from the captain's chair?
Captain James Kirk!
Has a confident swagger and great-looking hair?
Captain James Kirk!
He thinks he's to blame when somebody gets hurt
Captain James Kirk!
A fist-fight results in a rip in his shirt!
Captain James Kirk!
Captain James Kirk, Captain James Kirk, Captain James Kirk,
Captaaaaaiiiiin James Kiiiiiiiirrrrrrk!!
Wahahaha!
Who has pointed ears and a good poker face?
Mister Spocky!
Takes pride in the philosophies of his race!
Mister Spocky!
He'll suppress all emotion when something goes wrong
Mister Spocky!
But he'll devise a solution before not too long!
Mister Spocky!
Mister Spocky, Mister Spocky, Mister Spocky,
Misteeeeerrrrrr Spockyyyyyyyyy!!
Wahahaha!
Who's a Starfleet physician, an outspoken crank?
Doctor McCoy!
A humanitarian that tends to be frank?
Doctor McCoy!
Though he might appear prickly, he's hard not to love,
Doctor McCoy!
Temper's lost in an instant when push comes to shove!
Doctor McCoy!
Doctor McCoy, Doctor McCoy, Doctor McCoy,
Doctoooorrrrrr McCooooooyyyy!!
Wahahaha!
Yeah ... anyway, that was insane. Just some silly ten-minute fun. I had to use "Mister Spocky", by the way, because there simply was no other way to get four syllables out of his name :P
Thanks for reading!