Ultimate Muscle Comedy!
Tamieka: waves I got review's soooo here it is! a 2nd
chapter! Ok who can do the disclaimer? point's to chibi
Kevin and Croe
Chibi Kevin and Croe: ; Ok Tamieka doesnt own Ultimate
Muscle or any other anime. ;
Tamieka: Let's begin
Chapter 2 : Umm.... More Weird Conversation's?
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Ramen Man: eating noodles
Robin Mask: throwing dart's at a picture of Kevin Why did I
have to have a son like you!
King Muscle: You know what I like!
Everyone: What?
King Muscle: Perving on sexy men!
Robin Mask: slowly step's backward's
Brocken Jr.: O.O
Terryman: runs over and gives King Muscle a french kiss
King Muscle:
Belinda: WTF?!!!!!
Kid: I think Dad's in love with Terryman!
Belinda: pull's out some bomb's NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO
SAY ABOUT IT!!!
King Muscle: Hehehehehe...... Umm.... Belinda.....it's not
what it look's like!
Belinda: throw's the bomb's at Terryman
Terryman: XX
Kevin: O.O
Pumpinator: tries to kiss Kevin
Croe: pop's up out of nowhere and whack's Pumpinator around
the head with a frying pan
Pumpinator: XX
Kid: Everyone is getting hurt and it's all your fault Terry!
Terry: WTF did I do?!
Kid: Well Terryman is your father and your Terryman's son so
it's your fault!
Terry O.O;;
Mars: snickers I love it when yous all fight like dis!
Kevin: pull's out a pineapple Lookie Mars! Look what I have
for you!
Mars: beg's like a dog RUFF! RUFF!
Kevin: pat's Mars and snicker's Good boy Mars!
Kid: stick's a piece of wood up Kevin's butt XD HA!
Kevin: blush giggle Croe, is that you?
Kid: O.O;; Umm... No!
Kevin: turn's around and see's Kid holding the piece of
wood WTF?!!! snatches the piece of wood and whack's Kid
around the head with it
Mars: poke's Kid's butt Hey Kid! Wanna have sex?
Kid: blush Umm...Mars....didnt we already do that?
Mars: snicker's and perverted grin Of course, but how
bout's we do it again?
Kid: ; Why?
Mars: Because I am da god 'o war and da god 'o sex!
Kevin: pull's off his mask
Croe, Pumpinator and Mars: wolf whistle
Kevin: ;; Why do I have so many fan's?
Kid: I dont know! I mean look at you! Your ugly!
Kevin: steam coming out of his ears I....AM....WHAT?!!!
Kid: You heard me!
Kevin: Do you want me to rip you into that many piece's there
wont be enough of you to take to the hospital!
Kid: ; Hehehehe.... Umm... Listen..Kev.....We can work this
out buddie!
Kevin: chase's Kid around the room with Robin's mask
Robin: GIVE MY FUCKING MASK BACK NOW!
Kevin: What if I dont wanna?
Robin: Well then I shall....umm...EAT ALL OF YOUR CHOCOLATE!
Kid: Even my Dad could do something much worse then eat my
chocolate!
Robin: Umm... Steal your boyfriend?
Kevin: O.O You wouldnt dare!
Robin: nods Oh yes I would!
Terry: Ya know Kevin Mask, I could alway's replace Croe. X3
Kevin: whack's Terry I dont think so!
Croe: does a super hero pose Noone can replace LORD CROE
FLASH!!!!!
Kevin: sigh's I know =3
Terry: ;; Why does everybody be mean to me!
Kid: run's over to Terry and give's him a kiss I still like
you Terry!
Terry: --
Robin: Meh Croe isnt that cute anyway.
Kevin: punche's Robin in the mouth I beg to differ father
he is cute, so there! poke's his tongue out
Robin: XX
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Bonecold: filing his nail's Lada di! Lada da!
Mars: Umm... WTF are you doing?
Bonecold: Filing my nail's, what does it look like?!
Mars: ; Isnt that just a little to... umm.. gay?
Bonecold: shrug's Meh, you filed your nail's when you
fought Terry, did you not?
Mars: O.O; Oh, yeah I did! ;
Bonecold: poke's his tongue out
Hanzo: Umm.. where did that other Gruesome Threesome member
go?
Bonecold: Oh you mean The Fork Giant? (I dont know how to
spell his english name XD)
Hanzo: Yep.
Bonecold: Didnt he go out and have sex with a chicken?
Hanzo: O.O He did?
Bonecold: I think so.
Mars: ; Umm.. I think I shall leave now....
Minch: appear's out of nowhere Here Mars have an apple on a
stick! lick's the apple what he was going to give Mars
Mars: ; Uh.. No thank's I already ate.
Minch: Oh, ok. ;;
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Kevin and Mars: playing with barbie doll's
Kevin: Mars, this just isnt working, Barbie wont accept Ken's
tiny dick!
Mars: Well make her accept!
Kevin: I cant!
Mars: Yous know what will happen if yous dont make her
accept, dont ya?
Kevin: What?
Mars: O.O I will rape you!
Kevin: tries to make Barbie accept but she wont
Hehehehe.... I think I know what's going to happen now.
Mars: perverted grin Yup, you know whats gonna happen.
Kevin: gulp Umm... cant we just talk this out?
Mars: shake's head Remember our agreement bucket head!
Kevin: O.O; Y..Y..Yes.
Mars: tackle's Kevin to the floor X3
Kevin: Umm... your squashing me!
Mars: O.O Oh... Oops, sorry!
Kevin: Ok master Mars, what should I do for you?
Mars: pull's out some kinky leather stuff Put it on =3
Kevin: sigh's If you say so. put's it on
Mars: snicker's and drool's Ok, thats a start.
Kevin: Anything else.
Mars: pushes Kevin to the wall You know dere is alot more
den dat Kev. X3
Kevin: sigh's Why did I ever have to meet you?
Mars: Cause your sexy and god decided to reward me for all of
the bad thing's I have done.
Kevin: O.O God only reward's good people not bad!
Mars: shrug's Oh, must be some other god den.
Kevin: --
Mars: Oh, sorry I'm boreing yous arent I!
Kevin: Yup.
Mars: Ok, how about we..blush you know....
Kevin: Have sex, whatever, it's not like I have a choice any
way.
Mars: jam's his dick up Kevin' ass X3
Kevin: lets out a little moan
Mars: You like dat?
Kevin: Croe's better! poke's out his tongue
Mars: snicker's Is dat so? pushes just the way Croe does
Kevin: Oh god! Yep now I like it! moan's
Mars: =3
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Robin Mask: pokes Warsman You know.... I have alway's had
this little crush on you. =3
Warsman: giggle You have?
Robin Mask: Yup.
Warsman: get's hit by a load of chicken's
Robin Mask: WTF?!! Where did they come from?
Alisa: standing on a cliff with load's more chicken's
Robin Mask: look's at Alisa Hehehe... ; Alisa I dont
think you should have done that.
Alisa: Why not?
Robin Mask: point's to Warsman Because now he's angry!
Warsman: jump's up on top of Alisa and punche's the crap out
of her
Alisa: XX
Robin Mask: O.O;;
Warsman: jump's off the cliff and back to Robin I have had
a crush on you to. =3
Robin and Warsman: start making out
Robin and Warsman Fangirl's: Awwww! pull out their camera's
and take picture's
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Kiki: Roxanne, do you still like Kid Muscle?
Roxanne: Nah! What made you think that?
Kiki: Oh, well it's just you keep talking about him and now I
feel jealous! ;;
Roxanne: kisses Kiki's tear's away =3
Kiki: Now I feel so much better! =3
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after Kevin and Mars had sex
Mars: So have I still got it?
Kevin: snuggle's upto mars Yup X3
Mars: nibble's gently on Kevin's ear
Kevin: giggle's
Croe: appear's out of nowhere and look's at Mars and Kevin
O.O K...K..Kevin? What are you doing naked in a bed with
Mars? Please tell me you didnt have sex!
Mars: snicker's Yup.
Kevin: Croe it isnt what it look's like!
Croe: bitch slap's Mars I FUCKING HATE YOU! I FUCKING HATE
YOU! AND FOR THE LAST TIME I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Mars: XX
Kevin: ; Croe is overprotective.
Croe: drag's Kevin out of the room
Kevin: ;
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Robin: is drunk X3
Croe: sitting on the couch
Robin: walk's over to Croe and seduce's him
Croe: ; Umm.. Mr. Mask I dont appreciate you seducing me
like this...
Robin: Ya know what? I really couldnt give a shit!
Croe: Well I do, and I am sure Kevin would kill you if he
found out!
Kevin: walks into the room and see's Robin hitting on Croe
O.O pull's out a frying pan I KNEW YOU HATED ME FATHER, BUT
I DIDNT REALISE YOU HATED ME THAT MUCH, THAT YOU WOULD STEAL
MY BOYFRIEND!!!
Croe: still being seduced Kevin...help me!
Robin: pull's out a collar and stick's it on Croe
Kevin: chases Robin around the room with the frying pan
Robin: drags Croe out of the room and into his bedroom
Kevin: chases after Robin and knocks him out with the frying
pan
Robin: XX
Croe: Thank you, Kebby. glomps Kevin
Kevin: Dont mention it.
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Kid: Umm.. WTF should I do...?
Terry: Try screwin' Checkmate.....NO, WAIT, DONT! That's my
job....
Kid: O.O;;
Terry: Why the fuck did I even open my big mouth... .
Dik Dik: gasps IM...IM...GETTING FAT!!!
Wally: You were alway's fat...
Dik Dik: THAT'S YOU WHO'S ALWAYS FAT!!!!
Wally: o.o;
Kevin: Maybe your pregnant......like I am. ;
Dik Dik: WTF?!!!
Croe: Yep, I got Kevin pregnant.
Dik Dik: Last time I checked men couldnt get pregnant.
Kevin: Well thanks to the wonderful world of FanFiction, we
can now!
Dik Dik: takes a maternity test OMFG! I AM PREGNANT!!!!
FAINTS
Kid: Who's the Dadda?
Wally: I am. ;
Everyone: O.o;; WTF??!!!
Wally: blush Yep, a couple of month's ago we had sex. ;
Terry: Bad mental images.... .
Kid: I know!!!
Mars: So Dicky's pregnant is he? smirks Dis could be good
black mail...
Terry: How could you black mail him?
Mars; shrugs I dunno....
Terry: EXACTLY! He hasnt done nuddin to up set ya!
Mars: Yes he did! He got pregnant, which means he cant
wrestle, which mean's I cant beat the living crap out of
him!
Kid: O.O;;
Terry: O......kkkaaaay......
Kevin: Mars...Your rather angry Today arent you?
Mars: smashes a van Yep
Croe: gasps MY VAN!!! beats the crap out of Mars HA!
NOONE SMASHES MY VAN AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
Kevin: ; Uh...Go Lord Flash?
Croe: Yep, go ME!
Mars: xX
Kid: O.O; Poor Mars...
Terry: If ya ask me, he got what he was askin' for!
Croe: Course he did.
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Comrade Turbinksi: walks into the dMp Oooohh!
Ricardo: walks in aswell OMFG! faints
Turbinski: O.O;; WTF?!!
Mars: having a bong I feel alive! big dopey grin
Pumpinator: Same here dude! is also having a bong
Turbinksi: Can I have a bong?
Mars: hands one to him Sure =3
Turbinksi: is now stoned o.O Look at all the pretty
colours......
Mars: =3 Exciting, no?
Turbinksi: X3 I wuvs Ricardo...
Ricardo: wakes up Me wuvs you to Comrade Turbinksi!
Pumpinator: Like dude, this is like totally awesome!
Mars:
Ricardo: drags Turbinksi out of the dMp
Mars: o.O;
Pumpinator: O.o;
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That's it for chapter 2. Remember the more reviews, more
chapters.
Tamieka: waves I got review's soooo here it is! a 2nd
chapter! Ok who can do the disclaimer? point's to chibi
Kevin and Croe
Chibi Kevin and Croe: ; Ok Tamieka doesnt own Ultimate
Muscle or any other anime. ;
Tamieka: Let's begin
Chapter 2 : Umm.... More Weird Conversation's?
---------------------------------------------------------
Ramen Man: eating noodles
Robin Mask: throwing dart's at a picture of Kevin Why did I
have to have a son like you!
King Muscle: You know what I like!
Everyone: What?
King Muscle: Perving on sexy men!
Robin Mask: slowly step's backward's
Brocken Jr.: O.O
Terryman: runs over and gives King Muscle a french kiss
King Muscle:
Belinda: WTF?!!!!!
Kid: I think Dad's in love with Terryman!
Belinda: pull's out some bomb's NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO
SAY ABOUT IT!!!
King Muscle: Hehehehehe...... Umm.... Belinda.....it's not
what it look's like!
Belinda: throw's the bomb's at Terryman
Terryman: XX
Kevin: O.O
Pumpinator: tries to kiss Kevin
Croe: pop's up out of nowhere and whack's Pumpinator around
the head with a frying pan
Pumpinator: XX
Kid: Everyone is getting hurt and it's all your fault Terry!
Terry: WTF did I do?!
Kid: Well Terryman is your father and your Terryman's son so
it's your fault!
Terry O.O;;
Mars: snickers I love it when yous all fight like dis!
Kevin: pull's out a pineapple Lookie Mars! Look what I have
for you!
Mars: beg's like a dog RUFF! RUFF!
Kevin: pat's Mars and snicker's Good boy Mars!
Kid: stick's a piece of wood up Kevin's butt XD HA!
Kevin: blush giggle Croe, is that you?
Kid: O.O;; Umm... No!
Kevin: turn's around and see's Kid holding the piece of
wood WTF?!!! snatches the piece of wood and whack's Kid
around the head with it
Mars: poke's Kid's butt Hey Kid! Wanna have sex?
Kid: blush Umm...Mars....didnt we already do that?
Mars: snicker's and perverted grin Of course, but how
bout's we do it again?
Kid: ; Why?
Mars: Because I am da god 'o war and da god 'o sex!
Kevin: pull's off his mask
Croe, Pumpinator and Mars: wolf whistle
Kevin: ;; Why do I have so many fan's?
Kid: I dont know! I mean look at you! Your ugly!
Kevin: steam coming out of his ears I....AM....WHAT?!!!
Kid: You heard me!
Kevin: Do you want me to rip you into that many piece's there
wont be enough of you to take to the hospital!
Kid: ; Hehehehe.... Umm... Listen..Kev.....We can work this
out buddie!
Kevin: chase's Kid around the room with Robin's mask
Robin: GIVE MY FUCKING MASK BACK NOW!
Kevin: What if I dont wanna?
Robin: Well then I shall....umm...EAT ALL OF YOUR CHOCOLATE!
Kid: Even my Dad could do something much worse then eat my
chocolate!
Robin: Umm... Steal your boyfriend?
Kevin: O.O You wouldnt dare!
Robin: nods Oh yes I would!
Terry: Ya know Kevin Mask, I could alway's replace Croe. X3
Kevin: whack's Terry I dont think so!
Croe: does a super hero pose Noone can replace LORD CROE
FLASH!!!!!
Kevin: sigh's I know =3
Terry: ;; Why does everybody be mean to me!
Kid: run's over to Terry and give's him a kiss I still like
you Terry!
Terry: --
Robin: Meh Croe isnt that cute anyway.
Kevin: punche's Robin in the mouth I beg to differ father
he is cute, so there! poke's his tongue out
Robin: XX
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Bonecold: filing his nail's Lada di! Lada da!
Mars: Umm... WTF are you doing?
Bonecold: Filing my nail's, what does it look like?!
Mars: ; Isnt that just a little to... umm.. gay?
Bonecold: shrug's Meh, you filed your nail's when you
fought Terry, did you not?
Mars: O.O; Oh, yeah I did! ;
Bonecold: poke's his tongue out
Hanzo: Umm.. where did that other Gruesome Threesome member
go?
Bonecold: Oh you mean The Fork Giant? (I dont know how to
spell his english name XD)
Hanzo: Yep.
Bonecold: Didnt he go out and have sex with a chicken?
Hanzo: O.O He did?
Bonecold: I think so.
Mars: ; Umm.. I think I shall leave now....
Minch: appear's out of nowhere Here Mars have an apple on a
stick! lick's the apple what he was going to give Mars
Mars: ; Uh.. No thank's I already ate.
Minch: Oh, ok. ;;
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Kevin and Mars: playing with barbie doll's
Kevin: Mars, this just isnt working, Barbie wont accept Ken's
tiny dick!
Mars: Well make her accept!
Kevin: I cant!
Mars: Yous know what will happen if yous dont make her
accept, dont ya?
Kevin: What?
Mars: O.O I will rape you!
Kevin: tries to make Barbie accept but she wont
Hehehehe.... I think I know what's going to happen now.
Mars: perverted grin Yup, you know whats gonna happen.
Kevin: gulp Umm... cant we just talk this out?
Mars: shake's head Remember our agreement bucket head!
Kevin: O.O; Y..Y..Yes.
Mars: tackle's Kevin to the floor X3
Kevin: Umm... your squashing me!
Mars: O.O Oh... Oops, sorry!
Kevin: Ok master Mars, what should I do for you?
Mars: pull's out some kinky leather stuff Put it on =3
Kevin: sigh's If you say so. put's it on
Mars: snicker's and drool's Ok, thats a start.
Kevin: Anything else.
Mars: pushes Kevin to the wall You know dere is alot more
den dat Kev. X3
Kevin: sigh's Why did I ever have to meet you?
Mars: Cause your sexy and god decided to reward me for all of
the bad thing's I have done.
Kevin: O.O God only reward's good people not bad!
Mars: shrug's Oh, must be some other god den.
Kevin: --
Mars: Oh, sorry I'm boreing yous arent I!
Kevin: Yup.
Mars: Ok, how about we..blush you know....
Kevin: Have sex, whatever, it's not like I have a choice any
way.
Mars: jam's his dick up Kevin' ass X3
Kevin: lets out a little moan
Mars: You like dat?
Kevin: Croe's better! poke's out his tongue
Mars: snicker's Is dat so? pushes just the way Croe does
Kevin: Oh god! Yep now I like it! moan's
Mars: =3
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Robin Mask: pokes Warsman You know.... I have alway's had
this little crush on you. =3
Warsman: giggle You have?
Robin Mask: Yup.
Warsman: get's hit by a load of chicken's
Robin Mask: WTF?!! Where did they come from?
Alisa: standing on a cliff with load's more chicken's
Robin Mask: look's at Alisa Hehehe... ; Alisa I dont
think you should have done that.
Alisa: Why not?
Robin Mask: point's to Warsman Because now he's angry!
Warsman: jump's up on top of Alisa and punche's the crap out
of her
Alisa: XX
Robin Mask: O.O;;
Warsman: jump's off the cliff and back to Robin I have had
a crush on you to. =3
Robin and Warsman: start making out
Robin and Warsman Fangirl's: Awwww! pull out their camera's
and take picture's
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Kiki: Roxanne, do you still like Kid Muscle?
Roxanne: Nah! What made you think that?
Kiki: Oh, well it's just you keep talking about him and now I
feel jealous! ;;
Roxanne: kisses Kiki's tear's away =3
Kiki: Now I feel so much better! =3
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after Kevin and Mars had sex
Mars: So have I still got it?
Kevin: snuggle's upto mars Yup X3
Mars: nibble's gently on Kevin's ear
Kevin: giggle's
Croe: appear's out of nowhere and look's at Mars and Kevin
O.O K...K..Kevin? What are you doing naked in a bed with
Mars? Please tell me you didnt have sex!
Mars: snicker's Yup.
Kevin: Croe it isnt what it look's like!
Croe: bitch slap's Mars I FUCKING HATE YOU! I FUCKING HATE
YOU! AND FOR THE LAST TIME I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Mars: XX
Kevin: ; Croe is overprotective.
Croe: drag's Kevin out of the room
Kevin: ;
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Robin: is drunk X3
Croe: sitting on the couch
Robin: walk's over to Croe and seduce's him
Croe: ; Umm.. Mr. Mask I dont appreciate you seducing me
like this...
Robin: Ya know what? I really couldnt give a shit!
Croe: Well I do, and I am sure Kevin would kill you if he
found out!
Kevin: walks into the room and see's Robin hitting on Croe
O.O pull's out a frying pan I KNEW YOU HATED ME FATHER, BUT
I DIDNT REALISE YOU HATED ME THAT MUCH, THAT YOU WOULD STEAL
MY BOYFRIEND!!!
Croe: still being seduced Kevin...help me!
Robin: pull's out a collar and stick's it on Croe
Kevin: chases Robin around the room with the frying pan
Robin: drags Croe out of the room and into his bedroom
Kevin: chases after Robin and knocks him out with the frying
pan
Robin: XX
Croe: Thank you, Kebby. glomps Kevin
Kevin: Dont mention it.
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Kid: Umm.. WTF should I do...?
Terry: Try screwin' Checkmate.....NO, WAIT, DONT! That's my
job....
Kid: O.O;;
Terry: Why the fuck did I even open my big mouth... .
Dik Dik: gasps IM...IM...GETTING FAT!!!
Wally: You were alway's fat...
Dik Dik: THAT'S YOU WHO'S ALWAYS FAT!!!!
Wally: o.o;
Kevin: Maybe your pregnant......like I am. ;
Dik Dik: WTF?!!!
Croe: Yep, I got Kevin pregnant.
Dik Dik: Last time I checked men couldnt get pregnant.
Kevin: Well thanks to the wonderful world of FanFiction, we
can now!
Dik Dik: takes a maternity test OMFG! I AM PREGNANT!!!!
FAINTS
Kid: Who's the Dadda?
Wally: I am. ;
Everyone: O.o;; WTF??!!!
Wally: blush Yep, a couple of month's ago we had sex. ;
Terry: Bad mental images.... .
Kid: I know!!!
Mars: So Dicky's pregnant is he? smirks Dis could be good
black mail...
Terry: How could you black mail him?
Mars; shrugs I dunno....
Terry: EXACTLY! He hasnt done nuddin to up set ya!
Mars: Yes he did! He got pregnant, which means he cant
wrestle, which mean's I cant beat the living crap out of
him!
Kid: O.O;;
Terry: O......kkkaaaay......
Kevin: Mars...Your rather angry Today arent you?
Mars: smashes a van Yep
Croe: gasps MY VAN!!! beats the crap out of Mars HA!
NOONE SMASHES MY VAN AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
Kevin: ; Uh...Go Lord Flash?
Croe: Yep, go ME!
Mars: xX
Kid: O.O; Poor Mars...
Terry: If ya ask me, he got what he was askin' for!
Croe: Course he did.
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Comrade Turbinksi: walks into the dMp Oooohh!
Ricardo: walks in aswell OMFG! faints
Turbinski: O.O;; WTF?!!
Mars: having a bong I feel alive! big dopey grin
Pumpinator: Same here dude! is also having a bong
Turbinksi: Can I have a bong?
Mars: hands one to him Sure =3
Turbinksi: is now stoned o.O Look at all the pretty
colours......
Mars: =3 Exciting, no?
Turbinksi: X3 I wuvs Ricardo...
Ricardo: wakes up Me wuvs you to Comrade Turbinksi!
Pumpinator: Like dude, this is like totally awesome!
Mars:
Ricardo: drags Turbinksi out of the dMp
Mars: o.O;
Pumpinator: O.o;
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That's it for chapter 2. Remember the more reviews, more
chapters.