"maybe I should get her a cat" Ron said idly

"What?" Harry asked, looking up from his homework

"Ginny, she likes cats"

Dean snorted, then errupted into laughter

"What?" Ron asked angrily

"Ginny ... likes ... pussy" Dean said inbetween laughing

Harry grinned, Ron just scowled. "I said she likes cats, like the animal you perverted prick" Ron growled.

"lighten up Ron, Deans just joking"

"Maybe you could get Hermione to give her some pussy" Dean snorted

Ron scowled more "Shutup Dean, it's not funny"

Dean didn't seem to think so, he kept laughing. Hermione looked up from her homework and watched Dean rolling around in fits of laughter.

"Shut-up Dean, some people are trying to study" She yelled across the common room

Dean coughed a little and stoppped his laughter, still grinning.

The common room decended into an educational silence again untill Neville appeard with an angry looking Crookshanks.

"Hermione" He placed the cat on the ground who bolted up the steps toward the girls dormitorys "I found crookshanks out in the rain, not very happy, he got a bit wet."

Dean burst into laughter again, Hermione scowled at him. Ron frowned, "what's so funny?

"Wet cat, wet pussy" Harry whisperd. Ron couldn't help the smile that formed on his face.

Hermione stood up "You boys are so damn immature" She shouted then stormed out through the portait hole with her books. Neville looked after her blankly, then back at Dean, Harry and Ron who we're all laughing. Not quite understanding what was so funny.